Brighton 1-1 Saints - Match Thread

[RedArmy]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Under his mask, it's John Stones.

Under the John Stones mask, it's John Stones gran.

And under her mask it’s Calum Davenport

[Wiggles31]

This team is so desperate for new direction.m under a new manager. We’d still go down but at least we could actually have a go. This season has been as flaccid as As 50 year marriage. 

Edited 29 November, 2024 by Wiggles31

[SNSUN]

We’re covering scar tissue with more scar tissue. We’re going to need a skin graft or a bloody amputation by the time Russ and Sports Republic are done with us. 

[Master Bates]

WE NEED TO WIN A GAME
SO WE CAN GO AND GET SOME POINTS,
WE NEED TO WIN A GAME
SO WE CAN GO AND GET SOME POINTS,
WE NEED TO WIN A GAME
SO WE CAN GO AND GET SOME POINTS,

SO THE SAINTS CAN GO MARCHING ON

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

You really could not make this up. It is not the goalkeepers it is their instructions!

[OttawaSaint]

Dreadful. More happless fannying.

[Saint NL]

That little stats box with errors.

20th place sewn up 😎

[LGTL]

I’m not sure it’s ever been worse then this. 

[kevdoh]

3 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

Whereas we are the worst team in PL history and our home fans are bang average too. 
 

I think I’d rather be Brighton thanks. 

Embarrassing. We have been in the top flight the majority of my lifetime, against the odds. Brighton have been fodder the majority of my lifetime. They're having a couple of good years like most clubs have and then they will go back to type. Their stadium is full of empty seats and the atmosphere is embarrassing for a club that will never peak higher than this ever again. You're an entitled prick. Thanks

[Saint86]

This is a training game for Brighton. We can be thankful they aren't really in the mood. 

[obelisk]

Saints going for the possession stats win now. Passing it around in our defensive areas and then give it away. Get it back and give it away. How Brighton aren't out of sight now is anyone's guess.

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Wiggles31 said:

This team is so desperate for new direction. We’d still go down but at least we could actually have a go. 

That's what we're crying out for. Just try something fucking different. There is no trust in this process and it's not brave to keep going down this road.

[Saint Fan CaM]

My God…just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…it gets really fucking dire.

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Sergei Gotsmanov said:

You really could not make this up. It is not the goalkeepers it is their instructions!

Don't be ridiculous, our forum experts say prime Fergie wouldn't get a tune out of this lot. 

[Saint NL]

You can only hear saints fans.

Fair play to the people that travelled.

[miserableoldgit]

We are so bad it is almost comical....

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, Sergei Gotsmanov said:

You really could not make this up. It is not the goalkeepers it is their instructions!

4 different keepers now in 2 different leagues all making the same mistakes. I wonder why.

[OttawaSaint]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

That little stats box with errors.

20th place sewn up 😎

But we're doing a process and it's so much fun. 

[RedArmy]

Just now, kevdoh said:

Embarrassing. We have been in the top flight the majority of my lifetime, against the odds. Brighton have been fodder the majority of my lifetime. They're having a couple of good years like most clubs have and then they will go back to type. Their stadium is full of empty seats and the atmosphere is embarrassing for a club that will never peak higher than this ever again. You're an entitled prick. Thanks

Just to confirm you’d rather be bottom of the league on 4 points than 2nd in the premier league because their fans are a bit wank? 
 

 

[LGTL]

I admire those that made the trip tonight as I just couldn’t be arsed. But now is the time to turn up the heat on our cunt of a manager chaps. 

[Wiggles31]

Fucking get Tall Paul on. 

[Master Bates]

Lets have a group lock in around the inside campfire.

KUMBAYA MY LORD, KUMBAYA

KUMBAYA MY LORD, KUMBAYA

KUMBAYA MY LORD, KUMBAYA

OH LORD, KUMBAYA.

 

Respect to Kum.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Manning shows his quality again. Err sorry severe lack of it.

[obelisk]

Saints crossing is dreadful too. Mind you, there's nobody attacking the box anyway.

[stknowle]

2 minutes ago, LGTL said:

I’m not sure it’s ever been worse then this. 

It literally has but relative the division we’re in it absolutely has not, probably ever in our entire history. Jesus Christ, it’s just a total embarrassment.

Edited 29 November, 2024 by stknowle

[Saint NL]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

4 different keepers now in 2 different leagues all making the same mistakes. I wonder why.

The only logical explanation is that we've been cursed. 

[Oldandtired]

I think they're brave and I'm proud of them

 

where's my tenner Russ

Edited 29 November, 2024 by Oldandtired

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Wiggles31 said:

Fucking get Tall Paul on. 

That might be difficult. 

Sulemana on just to change things might be an idea though, otherwise it's just more of the same.

[Saint86]

Just now, LGTL said:

I admire those that made the trip tonight as I just couldn’t be arsed. But now is the time to turn up the heat on our cunt of a manager chaps. 

Not just Martin. Sports republic as well. They've gutted the club whilst spending hundreds of millions... But they basically sold off all the valuable assets at this point - imagine how things will get when the money is gone. 

[OttawaSaint]

Fraser warming up. We're saved! 

Brave brave brave!

[tdmickey3]

What absolute load of Russell Martin induced shit

[Saint_clark]

FFS immediately gets the card out for us after ignoring at least 5 fouls on Dibling. 

[Lee On Solent Saint]

THB out next game too, guess we are going to see Nathan Wood against Chelsea.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Sacked in the morning,

you’ll not get sacked in the morning,

sacked in the morning,

you’ll not get sacked in the morning.

[Saint NL]

1 minute ago, Saint_clark said:

That might be difficult. 

Sulemana on just to change things might be an idea though, otherwise it's just more of the same.

He can misplace passes, give the ball away and generally be shit, but he can do it faster

[Lighthouse]

1 minute ago, Saint_clark said:

That might be difficult. 

Sulemana on just to change things might be an idea though, otherwise it's just more of the same.

In the same way as sharting yourself at a funeral ‘changes things’, but yes.

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, Lee On Solent Saint said:

THB out next game too, guess we are going to see Nathan Wood against Chelsea.

Wood and Stephens 😂😂😂

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Saint NL said:

He can misplace passes, give the ball away and generally be shit, but he can do it faster

At least he'll be direct and do something different, it might catch Brighton off guard.

[OttawaSaint]

We'll just lose and lose and the board will look on sitting on their hands. More brave brave Russball. We're stuck with him.

We're fucked. We won't get to double figues, who could we possibly get points off of?

[Saint NL]

High crosses to Adam Armstrong is a tactic that Brighton didn't plan for. Smart.

[RedArmy]

Russel Martin football genius 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Lighthouse said:

In the same way as sharting yourself at a funeral ‘changes things’, but yes.

You're right let's bring BBD on and do everything exactly the same as we have been.

[SteveGc]

13 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

That actually any good?

Amazing mate one of the shows 3ver made 

[Farmer Saint]

We done a goal

[whelk]

Have it!

[obelisk]

A good Saints attack. 1-1

[OttawaSaint]

My word, we fannied it in!

[Saint Fan CaM]

1-1…lucky…it took about 10 attempts.

[Saint NL]

A fucking goalllllll

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, SteveGc said:

Amazing mate one of the shows 3ver made 

I'll have a look. Just finishing Dexter.