Man City v Southampton 3pm 26th Oct

[coalman]

Not having an official thread for this game isn't going to make it go away. We can't hide under the duvet. This is real and it's happy.

Nathan Jones style fluke win to vindicate Russell Martin's style or record breaking drubbing. It may well depend on whether City show up but, let's face it many of us are going into the game hoping that the worst doesn't quite happen. At the very least it's the free-est of free hits.

Jack Stephens is back so we can expect 3 or 4 pages of despair when the team is announced.

I intend to spend the rest of the week preparing behind my sofa so I have a comfortable safe place to watch from.

[Saint Gifford]

Wolves had it covered perfectly tbf. Well at least for the first 7 mins.

Jokes to one side it had to take them to injury time to win it on Sunday. 

It will take a miracle, or RM to actually take the handbrake off, for us to get a result. Stranger things have happened 🥴🥴

[Daft Kerplunk]

It’ll be like the love child of Anne Widdecombe and Nigel Farage. Fugly and horrid. 

[Football Special]

I remember Pep marching on to the pitch to shake Nathan Redmonds hand, who could it be this time? 

[BarberSaint]

We   will  win 75-0 and Pep will retire hailing the  genius that is RM.

Man City will appoint Mousinho in Pep's place.