Bournemouth 3-1 Saints - Match Thread

[Lighthouse]

That just about sums up BBD. Gets got the f**kin’ ball but he’s so hopeless that he hasn’t got a clue what to do and throws himself pathetically on the floor.

[Wiggles31]

Second half sums up Martin’s style. Absolutely fuck all created. 

[benali-shorts]

My favourite BBD bit today was that cheeky little back heel he tried that went ten yards in the wrong direction

[Southner]

What even is a BBD. Fuck sake. 

[Saint_clark]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:42, Lighthouse said:

That just about sums up BBD. Gets got the f**kin’ ball but he’s so hopeless that he hasn’t got a clue what to do and throws himself pathetically on the floor.

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I really don't understand why he did that, he was in space and slowed himself down for the defender to catch up.

[RedArmy]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:43, benali-shorts said:

My favourite BBD bit today was that cheeky little back heel he tried that went ten yards in the wrong direction

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Majestic 

[Suhari]

GET IT IN THE FUCKING BOX!

[Farmer Saint]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:43, Wiggles31 said:

Second half sums up Martin’s style. Absolutely fuck all created. 

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We have scored you know? 

[Lighthouse]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:44, Saint_clark said:

I really don't understand why he did that, he was in space and slowed himself down for the defender to catch up.

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No, I think he just naturally runs like he’s carrying a grandfather clock through knee deep marmite.

[Saint NL]

Is Stewart playing really deep? It's like he watched Harry Kane at the Euros and thought he'd do that 

[RedArmy]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:44, Saint_clark said:

I really don't understand why he did that, he was in space and slowed himself down for the defender to catch up.

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Must have taken some effort to slow himself down, he’s fucking slow at his quickest 

[6ft8saint]

I really worry as the next manager has this dogshite squad to try and make a winning team from

[Master Bates]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:44, Southner said:

What even is a BBD. Fuck sake. 

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Posh BJ

[verlaine1979]

Downes and Aribo trying to pull the strings at the edge of the box. What a state of affairs.

[Colinjb]

Easy to look better when the opposition have taken their foot off the accelerator. 

I don't want us to get anything from this, it would be barely deserved and prolong Martin's time in charge.

[a1ex2001]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:39, BotleySaint said:

Yes we are winning on possession. We must try to win something.

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We always win on possession it is RM’s flex.  Surely he’s getting fired in the morning I’d rather have big sam or moyes at the helm at least we might see a bit of fight then instead of this limp nonsense!

[benali-shorts]

I know he's listed on the squad sheet, but has anyone seen KWP today? I'm worried he may have died. 

[Convict Colony]

Lallana needs to teach the team how to retain possession and still pass it forward.

[Farmer Saint]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:45, 6ft8saint said:

I really worry as the next manager has this dogshite squad to try and make a winning team from

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Yup

[obelisk]

Plenty of possession but creating sod all with it. RM will no doubt be delighted.

[benali-shorts]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:46, verlaine1979 said:

Downes and Aribo trying to pull the strings at the edge of the box. What a state of affairs.

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That was a low point

[Saint Fan CaM]

Thank fuck for that - Sumenye off.

[BotleySaint]

We have improved second half. They still had chances but it makes you wonder what RM was thinking first half to throw the game away without even trying.

[Sheaf Saint]

Ref gives us a FK in about the same place as the one they got their first goal from, but blows his whistle and stops Archer from taking it quickly.

Cunt.

[Farmer Saint]

Lallana is still pure class. 

[CSA96]

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

[Saint_clark]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:46, benali-shorts said:

I know he's listed on the squad sheet, but has anyone seen KWP today? I'm worried he may have died. 

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Such a joke that he's been dropped - for what reason, he won't sign a new contract? Who cares, play the best players and keep us up this season, THEN worry about next season.

[BotleySaint]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:47, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

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Yes, pretty unprofessional from Sky.

[lhammondo]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:29, Harry_SFC said:

BBD is one of the worst players I've ever seen

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A baffling signing...

[aintforever]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:45, 6ft8saint said:

I really worry as the next manager has this dogshite squad to try and make a winning team from

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This. Probably only three or four Prem quality players at most out of that lot. Don’t have a prayer of staying up.

[6ft8saint]

Sky are interviewing bumpy and the games still playing 

[RedArmy]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:47, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

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Would explain how BBD got a game. 

[Saint NL]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:47, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

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What is this? Never seen this before

[jemanson]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:46, obelisk said:

Plenty of possession but creating sod all with it. RM will no doubt be delighted.

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3 1 down with 3 mins to go and still passing it backwards.Pointless (literally).

[a1ex2001]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:46, Convict Colony said:

Lallana needs to teach the team how to retain possession and still pass it forward.

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Forward passing is risky, might endangered our perfect winning the possession stat streak and knock bedders off the top of the most passes by any player in the league stat.

[Saint_clark]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:47, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

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Absolute wankers. 

[Farmer Saint]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:47, BotleySaint said:

We have improved second half. They still had chances but it makes you wonder what RM was thinking first half to throw the game away without even trying.

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He's trying something new from a striker pov. We have been so woeful up front that he'd try anything. What he tried was fucking shit though. 

[badgerx16]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:48, lhammondo said:

A baffling signing...

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One of so, so many.

[Saint NL]

Tbf, they could interview the Bournemouth goalkeeper and it wouldn't change much

[Lighthouse]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:48, BotleySaint said:

Yes, pretty unprofessional from Sky.

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Nobody complained when Hammond and Chaplow were doing it against Coventry.

[Jonnyboy]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:41, Sheaf Saint said:

Jesus, that was embarrassing from BBD.

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I googled BBD to check his stats and got some very continental videos.

[RedWillie]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:48, Saint NL said:

What is this? Never seen this before

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Happens in Premiership rugby and has done for years.

[Saint_clark]

Oliver is a c*nt, that's a definite foul on Aribo

[Disco Stu]

Game lost in the first 30 minutes. Unforgivable. We look so poorly coached.

[Saint_clark]

  On 30/09/2024 at 20:50, Lighthouse said:

Nobody complained when Hammond and Chaplow were doing it against Coventry.

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Yeeees, the context of the two games is exactly the same.

[John Boy Saint]

Where’s the yellow for that pull back?

[BotleySaint]

Another match we'd hope to pick up points completely thrown away by the managers insane tactical experiment.

[Baird of the land]

Archer makes Stewart look like a world beater

[obelisk]

Their 'keeper has hardly been tested but at least we won on the possession stats. 🙄

[Suhari]

Last train back cancelled too.

Not a good night.