Bournemouth 3-1 Saints - Match Thread

[Lighthouse]

That just about sums up BBD. Gets got the f**kin’ ball but he’s so hopeless that he hasn’t got a clue what to do and throws himself pathetically on the floor.

[Wiggles31]

Second half sums up Martin’s style. Absolutely fuck all created. 

[benali-shorts]

My favourite BBD bit today was that cheeky little back heel he tried that went ten yards in the wrong direction

[Southner]

What even is a BBD. Fuck sake. 

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Lighthouse said:

That just about sums up BBD. Gets got the f**kin’ ball but he’s so hopeless that he hasn’t got a clue what to do and throws himself pathetically on the floor.

I really don't understand why he did that, he was in space and slowed himself down for the defender to catch up.

[RedArmy]

Just now, benali-shorts said:

My favourite BBD bit today was that cheeky little back heel he tried that went ten yards in the wrong direction

Majestic 

[Suhari]

GET IT IN THE FUCKING BOX!

[Farmer Saint]

1 minute ago, Wiggles31 said:

Second half sums up Martin’s style. Absolutely fuck all created. 

We have scored you know? 

[Lighthouse]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

I really don't understand why he did that, he was in space and slowed himself down for the defender to catch up.

No, I think he just naturally runs like he’s carrying a grandfather clock through knee deep marmite.

[Saint NL]

Is Stewart playing really deep? It's like he watched Harry Kane at the Euros and thought he'd do that 

[RedArmy]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

I really don't understand why he did that, he was in space and slowed himself down for the defender to catch up.

Must have taken some effort to slow himself down, he’s fucking slow at his quickest 

[6ft8saint]

I really worry as the next manager has this dogshite squad to try and make a winning team from

[Master Bates]

2 minutes ago, Southner said:

What even is a BBD. Fuck sake. 

Posh BJ

[verlaine1979]

Downes and Aribo trying to pull the strings at the edge of the box. What a state of affairs.

[Colinjb]

Easy to look better when the opposition have taken their foot off the accelerator. 

I don't want us to get anything from this, it would be barely deserved and prolong Martin's time in charge.

[a1ex2001]

5 minutes ago, BotleySaint said:

Yes we are winning on possession. We must try to win something.

We always win on possession it is RM’s flex.  Surely he’s getting fired in the morning I’d rather have big sam or moyes at the helm at least we might see a bit of fight then instead of this limp nonsense!

[benali-shorts]

I know he's listed on the squad sheet, but has anyone seen KWP today? I'm worried he may have died. 

[Convict Colony]

Lallana needs to teach the team how to retain possession and still pass it forward.

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, 6ft8saint said:

I really worry as the next manager has this dogshite squad to try and make a winning team from

Yup

[obelisk]

Plenty of possession but creating sod all with it. RM will no doubt be delighted.

[benali-shorts]

Just now, verlaine1979 said:

Downes and Aribo trying to pull the strings at the edge of the box. What a state of affairs.

That was a low point

[Saint Fan CaM]

Thank fuck for that - Sumenye off.

[BotleySaint]

We have improved second half. They still had chances but it makes you wonder what RM was thinking first half to throw the game away without even trying.

[Sheaf Saint]

Ref gives us a FK in about the same place as the one they got their first goal from, but blows his whistle and stops Archer from taking it quickly.

Cunt.

[Farmer Saint]

Lallana is still pure class. 

[CSA96]

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, benali-shorts said:

I know he's listed on the squad sheet, but has anyone seen KWP today? I'm worried he may have died. 

Such a joke that he's been dropped - for what reason, he won't sign a new contract? Who cares, play the best players and keep us up this season, THEN worry about next season.

[BotleySaint]

Just now, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

Yes, pretty unprofessional from Sky.

[lhammondo]

18 minutes ago, Harry_SFC said:

BBD is one of the worst players I've ever seen

A baffling signing...

[aintforever]

1 minute ago, 6ft8saint said:

I really worry as the next manager has this dogshite squad to try and make a winning team from

This. Probably only three or four Prem quality players at most out of that lot. Don’t have a prayer of staying up.

[6ft8saint]

Sky are interviewing bumpy and the games still playing 

[RedArmy]

Just now, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

Would explain how BBD got a game. 

[Saint NL]

Just now, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

What is this? Never seen this before

[jemanson]

1 minute ago, obelisk said:

Plenty of possession but creating sod all with it. RM will no doubt be delighted.

3 1 down with 3 mins to go and still passing it backwards.Pointless (literally).

[a1ex2001]

1 minute ago, Convict Colony said:

Lallana needs to teach the team how to retain possession and still pass it forward.

Forward passing is risky, might endangered our perfect winning the possession stat streak and knock bedders off the top of the most passes by any player in the league stat.

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, CSA96 said:

Bournemouth bench giving interviews during the game, like it's Soccer Aid. Taking the piss

Absolute wankers. 

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, BotleySaint said:

We have improved second half. They still had chances but it makes you wonder what RM was thinking first half to throw the game away without even trying.

He's trying something new from a striker pov. We have been so woeful up front that he'd try anything. What he tried was fucking shit though. 

[badgerx16]

1 minute ago, lhammondo said:

A baffling signing...

One of so, so many.

[Saint NL]

Tbf, they could interview the Bournemouth goalkeeper and it wouldn't change much

[Lighthouse]

2 minutes ago, BotleySaint said:

Yes, pretty unprofessional from Sky.

Nobody complained when Hammond and Chaplow were doing it against Coventry.

[Jonnyboy]

8 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Jesus, that was embarrassing from BBD.

I googled BBD to check his stats and got some very continental videos.

[RedWillie]

2 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

What is this? Never seen this before

Happens in Premiership rugby and has done for years.

[Saint_clark]

Oliver is a c*nt, that's a definite foul on Aribo

[Disco Stu]

Game lost in the first 30 minutes. Unforgivable. We look so poorly coached.

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, Lighthouse said:

Nobody complained when Hammond and Chaplow were doing it against Coventry.

Yeeees, the context of the two games is exactly the same.

[John Boy Saint]

Where’s the yellow for that pull back?

[BotleySaint]

Another match we'd hope to pick up points completely thrown away by the managers insane tactical experiment.

[Baird of the land]

Archer makes Stewart look like a world beater

[obelisk]

Their 'keeper has hardly been tested but at least we won on the possession stats. 🙄

[Suhari]

Last train back cancelled too.

Not a good night.