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4 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

What group do you have in mind?

French, Irish,  or maybe those militant Sikhs? Where do you think the main threat will come from? 

Far Right Tories!

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1 hour ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

What group do you have in mind?

French, Irish,  or maybe those militant Sikhs? Where do you think the main threat will come from? 

I’m guessing that you are down at The Farage Arms and have had one pint of Bishop’s Scrotum too many?

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This is dreadful. 
 

You would think with more space and less faffing about with having to move scenery etc around inside a stadium that this would be spectacular but it’s as dull as you’d expect the French to be. 

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7 minutes ago, whelk said:

I love the French chic. Those women with long spikes up their arses were impressive 

How do you know they were “women” ?

or by whose definition are they “women”? 

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9 minutes ago, Turkish said:

I love French chicks 

I had French girlfriend for a short time back in the day. I was mesmerised by her hairy armpits.

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4 minutes ago, whelk said:

Well they had tits 

Well that’s a good start I suppose.

But then again many people speculated that Fatima Whitbread had bollocks. 
 

You can’t be too careful at these Olympic events. 

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As I understand it, the best bit was the band Gojira playing earlier. Of course, missed that. Just joined in to see a load of prats on boats getting f**king soaked. 

Actually enjoying the trying to do their thing while drowning. 

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3 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

This is definitely the worst opening ceremony I've ever seen. In what way do these freaks represent Paris? 

I have quite enjoyed. Just said to the missus I wonder what the JD Vance type Republicans make of it all

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I’d rather crap in my hands and clap than watch this… 

They’ve managed to grab a yeti, stick it in a dress and make dance like a retarded polar bear. I’m gonna have nightmares because of that tw@t  

Why are there so many geezers in frocks! 

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4 minutes ago, Raging Bull said:

They’ve managed to grab a yeti, stick it in a dress and make dance like a retarded polar bear. I’m gonna have nightmares because of that tw@t  

Why are there so many geezers in frocks! 

Like a soggy, maritime gay pride pageant.

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37 minutes ago, whelk said:

I have quite enjoyed. Just said to the missus I wonder what the JD Vance type Republicans make of it all

TBF the French have always been a bunch of hedonistic degenerates so in that respect the naked blue Paul giamatti type figure represented France quite well. 

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Back to taking the piss though. Their creation of an arena for their administrative speeches underneath the Eiffel Tower, packed to the rafters with people in the pouring rain where nothing else essentially happened.

Brilliant trolling of their own people.

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12 minutes ago, Disco Stu said:

I was expecting some Jean-Michel Jarre, Charles Mer or perhaps something more modern like Daft Punk rather than John Lennon 😆

What? You mean Celine Dion doesn't represent the zeitgeist?

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1 hour ago, Disco Stu said:

I was expecting some Jean-Michel Jarre, Charles Trenet or perhaps something more modern like Daft Punk rather than John Lennon 😆

And you got drag acts and transvestite apostles  

last time I was this underwhelmed was when sausage turned out to be Joss Stone 

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