Paris Olympics

[Picard]

Anyone going to Paris for the Olympics? The opening ceremony on La Seine looks like it could be quite spectacular.

[Baird of the land]

Sure it'll be Whipping up excitement

[Colinjb]

  On 23/07/2024 at 14:14, Picard said:

The opening ceremony on La Seine looks like it could be quite spectacular.

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Would you go as far as saying 'Inseine?'

[trousers]

  On 24/07/2024 at 07:28, Colinjb said:

Would you go as far as saying 'Inseine?'

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I think you're in DeNile?

[Colinjb]

  On 24/07/2024 at 07:45, trousers said:

I think you're in DeNile?

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Nonsense, I'm Ouse-ing with anticipation for the Olympics.

[Whitey Grandad]

Anyone Itchen for them to start?

 

 

Thought not ☹️

[Kingsland Codger]

The events will certainly Test the security services 

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Heading over on Wednesday for a week.  Looking forward to it though sounds like security is going to be intense.

[Colinjb]

  On 24/07/2024 at 09:04, Jeremy Corbyn said:

sounds like security is going to be intense.

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Well, Thames are a-changing. 

[whelk]

I will be disappointed if the opening ceremony doesn’t contain many Frenchmen on bicycles in Breton shirts and berets carrying large amounts of onions.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 24/07/2024 at 10:07, whelk said:

I will be disappointed if the opening ceremony doesn’t contain many Frenchmen on bicycles in Breton shirts and berets carrying large amounts of onions.

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Don't think of it as disappointment. Just think of how much more you'll enjoy the Baguette Bicycle Jousting Event, knowing they are free from injury. 🙂

[tdmickey3]

Glad that nasty cruel snobby cunt Charlotte Dujardin is not going

Edited 24 July, 2024 by tdmickey3

[edprice1984]

I am off to Paris next Wednesday. Beach Volleyball (Mens (Sweden v Italy) and Womens (Australia v Canada) and the first session of the Athletics. Looking forward to it.

Then a couple of days at Disneyland, followed by a trek around Bavaria.

[Weston Super Saint]

I'll be in severnth heaven when they start.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Who gave permission to go Forth with all the puns?

[whelk]

  On 24/07/2024 at 10:54, tdmickey3 said:

Glad that nasty cruel snobby cunt Charlotte Dujardin is not going

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What a fucking storm in a teacup. Modern fucking news. Wow we all can’t wait to see video that is incredibly boring. I didn’t watch with any audio but even if she said ‘take that you cunt’ not sure I would raise an eyebrow

[Weston Super Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 14:15, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Who gave permission to go Forth with all the puns?

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Wyre you complaining?  

[buctootim]

  On 24/07/2024 at 18:13, Weston Super Saint said:

Wyre you complaining?  

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Wye are you not complaining? 

[trousers]

Stop with the river puns now please. Volgar behaviour.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 24/07/2024 at 18:13, Weston Super Saint said:

Wyre you complaining?  

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Curses! I've no response. I guess river puns come Zambesi to you.

[Weston Super Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 19:58, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Curses! I've no response. I guess river puns come Zambesi to you.

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Your pitiful attempts mark you out as Danube.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 24/07/2024 at 20:36, Weston Super Saint said:

Your pitiful attempts mark you out as Danube.

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Yukon mock me all you like. I shall be paying no attention.

[Weston Super Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 20:42, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Yukon mock me all you like. I shall be paying no attention.

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Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters.

[Sheaf Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 20:46, Weston Super Saint said:

Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters.

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Wensum people start making puns, he just can't help but join in Witham. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 24/07/2024 at 20:46, Weston Super Saint said:

Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters.

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That's quite an assumption, without even Esk-ing me first.

[Challenger]

  On 24/07/2024 at 19:38, trousers said:

Stop with the river puns now please. Volgar behaviour.

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Agree, Tyne to stop it.

[Weston Super Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 21:05, Holmes_and_Watson said:

That's quite an assumption, without even Esk-ing me first.

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I Hamble-y apologise if Meon my big mouth caused any Stour feelings.

[Sheaf Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 21:08, Challenger said:

Agree, Tyne to stop it.

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Or at least Rase the standard of them. Bad puns are the Bain of my life, and not Eden funny.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 24/07/2024 at 21:17, Weston Super Saint said:

I Hamble-y apologise if Meon my big mouth caused any Stour feelings.

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That's very gracious of you, Weston. I'm happy to Leven it there.

[badgerx16]

Isn't it a bit "cart before the horse" for some Olympic events to have already started ?

[badgerx16]

  On 24/07/2024 at 18:13, Weston Super Saint said:

Wyre you complaining?  

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  On 24/07/2024 at 19:16, buctootim said:

Wye are you not complaining? 

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  On 24/07/2024 at 19:38, trousers said:

Stop with the river puns now please. Volgar behaviour.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 19:58, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Curses! I've no response. I guess river puns come Zambesi to you.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 20:36, Weston Super Saint said:

Your pitiful attempts mark you out as Danube.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 20:42, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Yukon mock me all you like. I shall be paying no attention.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 20:46, Weston Super Saint said:

Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 21:00, Sheaf Saint said:

Wensum people start making puns, he just can't help but join in Witham. 

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  On 24/07/2024 at 21:05, Holmes_and_Watson said:

That's quite an assumption, without even Esk-ing me first.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 21:08, Challenger said:

Agree, Tyne to stop it.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 21:17, Weston Super Saint said:

I Hamble-y apologise if Meon my big mouth caused any Stour feelings.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 21:19, Sheaf Saint said:

Or at least Rase the standard of them. Bad puns are the Bain of my life, and not Eden funny.

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  On 24/07/2024 at 21:30, Holmes_and_Watson said:

That's very gracious of you, Weston. I'm happy to Leven it there.

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I'm struggling to follow the flow of this stream of conciousness.

[31cc]

Yeah, fu-canal boys, give it a rest.

[Colinjb]

  On 24/07/2024 at 21:59, 31cc said:

Yeah, fu-canal boys, give it a rest.

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Do you need some Aire?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Surely there's Spey-ce for all our thoughts on this thread?

[Sheaf Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 21:56, badgerx16 said:

I'm struggling to follow the flow of this stream of conciousness.

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Don't worry. We're only Teesing. 

I expect we'll grow Wear-y of it sooner or Leater. 

Edited 25 July, 2024 by Sheaf Saint

[Holmes_and_Watson]

I hope so. Anyone not keen on puns will be in a state of Dee-spair reading this thread.

[whelk]

The security will be a real Test. Plenty just Itchen at the chance to disrupt the games.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

They could always hire Blackwater to handle security.

[trousers]

I'm not sure how much further this thread Congo before the mods intervene

[Sheaf Saint]

  On 25/07/2024 at 10:29, trousers said:

I'm not sure how much further this thread Congo before the mods intervene

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Eau I hope they dont. I'd Rother they sat Idley by and let it run it's course before swinging the Exe.

[whelk]

This thread is nice light Harted relief

Edited 25 July, 2024 by whelk
Spell the fucking river corrrectly

[Holmes_and_Watson]

It's good to bring an Ayr of fun to the board.

[badgerx16]

This thread looks like it is heading down the Po.

Then again, perhaps we should Sava it whilst we can.

Edited 25 July, 2024 by badgerx16

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Would it help if we Tarn to Meuse about things in France, to bring it back to the OP? I'm sure we'd find a Lot to discuss.

[badgerx16]

  On 25/07/2024 at 11:25, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Would it help if we Tarn to Meuse about things in France, to bring it back to the OP? I'm sure we'd find a Lot to discuss.

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Somme just like to Rhone on and on.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

They may have a lot of Anger in them, looking to get out.

[Raging Bull]

Servern times I’ve checked this thread to see if there’s any Olympic’s talk - but it’s all gone a little Stour 

[trousers]

I've seen some Gash in my time but this thread is taking the Pee Pee

[Sheaf Saint]

  On 25/07/2024 at 12:48, trousers said:

I've seen some Gash in my time but this thread is taking the Pee Pee

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I'm afraid I don't know what you Nene. 

[skintsaint]