Worst you've ever pi5sed off your parents

[hamster]

 

Oh yes, I remember that

Since when has Otterbourne been a Cinque Port then Michelle?

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

'Parked' my Dads brand new BMW into a ditch near Otterbourne.

 

That happens a lot with BMWs in the area. My brother-in-law did the same to his dad's new beemer at Morestead Bends and some numpty did that on the bridge over the M3 at Shawford turning a few weeks ago.

[PompeyLass]

Didn't your mum used to threaten you by saying, "Just wait until your father gets home."?

 

With your dad saying, "Just wait until your mother goes out."?

 

Yep. Also if I wanted something I used to ask my mum & she'd tell me "ask your dad when he gets home" when he got home I'd ask him and he'd say "ask your mum" Bizarre

[saints-cris]

3 seperate spillages of ribena (including one all the way down the wall of the stairs) within a 5 minute period didn't go down too well.

[hamster]

Yep. Also if I wanted something I used to ask my mum & she'd tell me "ask your dad when he gets home" when he got home I'd ask him and he'd say "ask your mum" Bizarre

 

PL, might I suggest that you re-read MB's post? Or are you confirming what people suspect of Pompey Dads?

[Mole]

Shooting a security guard with .77 air pistol and setting light to a barn didn't go down that well.