The Euro 2024 Thread

[egg]

3 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Get some fucking wingers on you useless prick

He's taken the only one off! 

Good to see Palmer out there though.

[badgerx16]

"Palmer will bring goals and creativity....", isn't that what Foden and Bellingham are supposed to do ?

[CSA96]

So now there's three No 10s playing in behind a striker who always likes to drop into the space where the No 10s play?

[Sheaf Saint]

Finally a shot on goal!

[Saint Billy]

Did I hear correctly that if we win this game we get the easier side of the draw?.

[egg]

1 minute ago, CSA96 said:

So now there's three No 10s playing in behind a striker who always likes to drop into the space where the No 10s play?

Yep! Genius. Or something. 

[CSA96]

Just now, Saint Billy said:

Did I hear correctly that if we win this game we get the easier side of the draw?.

If we win the group, we go into the side of the draw with Italy/Switzerland/Austria/Netherlands/Turkey etc etc

Other side of the draw is France/Germany/Spain/Portugal

[Micky]

1 minute ago, CSA96 said:

If we win the group, we go into the side of the draw with Italy/Switzerland/Austria/Netherlands/Turkey etc etc

Other side of the draw is France/Germany/Spain/Portugal

Makes little difference to be honest, anyone of those teams is going to hand us our ass on a plate, we are woeful. 

[badgerx16]

2 minutes ago, CSA96 said:

If we win the group, we go into the side of the draw with Italy/Switzerland/Austria/Netherlands/Turkey etc etc

Other side of the draw is France/Germany/Spain/Portugal

The team that finishes second in our group play Germany.

[AlexLaw76]

8 minutes ago, Suhari said:

We need to forget the soft stuff and get some Hawk Tuha going.

C'mon Gareth. You know what to do.

😂

[Toussaint]

Palmers done very well, he won’t get picked again.

[Gloucester Saint]

Palmer immediately takes people on and two Slovenian defenders are drawn out to create space for Rice’s shot. This isn’t difficult to work out. 

The players are going to have hold a meeting if they want to play more progressive stuff, be a bit more direct, and challenge the manager a bit tactically, especially if the bigger names break out. 

Shows you how bang average the English and Scotland players really are without the overseas players to prop them up. 

[Chez]

Palmer has looked bright.

[saint lard]

Not sure if I’m watching England in the European championships or fecking Socceraid. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sheaf Saint]

Palmer has looked really bright so far. Trying to get through the lines and make something happen at least.

[Farmer Saint]

And people say Russell plays boring football - at least we get some payload at times. 

[Southner]

This is riveting stuff.

[whelk]

Has anyone actually seen Southgate’s coaching badges?

[AlexLaw76]

Palmer looking good. Passes forward into the final 3rd

of course, here comes TAA

[Saint Billy]

2 minutes ago, CSA96 said:

If we win the group, we go into the side of the draw with Italy/Switzerland/Austria/Netherlands/Turkey etc etc

Other side of the draw is France/Germany/Spain/Portugal

Cheers. 

[badgerx16]

TAA brought on as a defender !

[egg]

Gordon could have been enjoying his holidays. Poor lad. 

[The Kraken]

Just now, badgerx16 said:

TAA brought on as a defender !

As my dad sat next just said, you couldn’t fucking make this up!

0-0, could do with a win. Let’s change it up gaffer. Yeah good idea, let’s put on a different full back.

[Micky]

Just now, whelk said:

Has anyone actually seen Southgate’s coaching badges?

I did my coaching badge and it was sponsored by coca cola at the time, Southgates were probably sponsored by pizza hut....!

[64saint]

Just now, egg said:

Gordon could have been enjoying his holidays. Poor lad. 

Just about to come on, but late but !!!  

[badgerx16]

How many real saves has their GK made ?

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

[trousers]

F*** me this is dull

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

She’s hot, got any more like that. PM me

Edited 25 June, 2024 by Toussaint

[badgerx16]

Comment on the BBC:

Kane, Watkins, Saka, Palmer, Bowen, Foden and Gordon scored a combined 139 league goals last season. That's the firepower Southgate has at his disposal and we somehow have zero threat up front. Embarrassing.

[Micky]

Foden off Gordon on with 1 minute to play, genius...!

Edited 25 June, 2024 by Micky

[Southner]

5 minutes ago, whelk said:

Has anyone actually seen Southgate’s coaching badges?

Neatly sewn onto the arm of his scout jumper. 

[whelk]

1 minute ago, badgerx16 said:

Comment on the BBC:

Kane, Watkins, Saka, Palmer, Bowen, Foden and Gordon scored a combined 139 league goals last season. That's the firepower Southgate has at his disposal and we somehow have zero threat up front. Embarrassing.

And Bellingham got loads 

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

F*** me this is dull

Ok, but so is my F****ing, you choose 

[Sheaf Saint]

1 minute ago, Toussaint said:

She’s hot, got any more like that. PM me

In her spare time she's a stripper.

[Gloucester Saint]

The FA need to take action here. Instruct Southgate to take the handbrake off tactically or depart his post. Contract nearly up so less costly to pay off. Newspapers need to really back up the TV pundits. 

Palmer and Mainoo must start next game even if it’s done over the manager’s head which I’d fully support. Watkins for Kane as well. Pace. Pace. Pace.

Southgate you boring prick. Don’t agree with booing the players this time, needs to be a full scale ‘Southgate out’ from the fans. Lucky to win the group, very lucky. 

Edited 25 June, 2024 by Gloucester Saint

[Micky]

We had a shot. 

[Saint Billy]

I’m looking forward to Roy Keane's after match comments, Will be much more entertaining than this garbage.

[Toussaint]

Boooooo

[AlexLaw76]

Palmer is class

[Southner]

Fuck sake. How has Gordon not produced anything meaningful?! He's wasted his 4 minutes. 

[badgerx16]

2 England players collide, commentator desperately calls it a foul 'surely'.

[whelk]

Clean sheet and top of the group. Be grateful you bastards

[Southner]

Fucking dreadful. 

[BotleySaint]

Finished top of the group. What more do you want?  We're bored, the players are bored. Total boredom.

[whelk]

3 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

The FA need to take action here. Instruct Southgate to take the handbrake off tactically or depart his post. Contract nearly up so less costly to pay off. Newspapers need to really back up the TV pundits. 

Who give the fuck about the newspapers? Any pundit that doesn’t call out that dross needs to retire 

[Colinjb]

Have Denmark beaten Slovenia into 2nd place on Alphabetical difference?

[benjii]

Mainoo was good.

Bellingham rubbish.

Rice can't play deep.

Southgate all over the place.

[egg]

1 minute ago, Southner said:

Fucking dreadful. 

It was worse than that. 

[badgerx16]

Since beating Malta 2-0 England have played 8 matches and won 2.