The Pompey Thread

[trousers]

What the f**kety f**k?

 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

6 minutes ago, trousers said:

What the f**kety f**k?

 

Contact the police to report this clear creepy stalking. Then look for support groups, so you don't feel tainted by this connection.

[jawillwill]

18 hours ago, trousers said:

What the f**kety f**k?

 

David  Norris Day is fast approaching.  They are probably getting ready to laud it over you and all other Saints fans. Be prepared. We are going to be thoroughly humiliated by them, as we have been every year since 2012. The shame.

[mack rill]

Three points from playoffs, you rooted to the foot its the hope that's gonna kill us all.  

[Pamplemousse]

Tbh if we do go down, I'd want them to come up. Would give a bit of edge to next season. And it's been too long since we beat them in a league game.

[OldNick]

On 02/04/2023 at 16:06, mack rill said:

Three points from playoffs, you rooted to the foot its the hope that's gonna kill us all.  

Im not one of those who want you to come up so we get a derby. Delighted that your crew stay down where historically you have been.

The days of Dirty John rolling up are good to be over IMO.

Not that i want it bad for you Mack, as you were unlucky to choose the wrong birthplace, but derbies are no fun

[Green]

On 06/04/2023 at 15:36, OldNick said:

Im not one of those who want you to come up so we get a derby. Delighted that your crew stay down where historically you have been.

The days of Dirty John rolling up are good to be over IMO.

Not that i want it bad for you Mack, as you were unlucky to choose the wrong birthplace, but derbies are no fun

They are great when we win and terrible when we lose. Saying that, the FA Cup game in 2010 when we were in L1 wasn't as bad as the scoreline suggests, we did alright, especially in the first half when David James kept them in it with some great saves and then in the week that they'd been handed a transfer ban they got round it with that loan player who came on as sub and caught us on the break as we were trying to get level. 

[The Cat]

On 02/04/2023 at 16:06, mack rill said:

Three points from playoffs, you rooted to the foot its the hope that's gonna kill us all.  

We haven't had any hope for a while, but after yesterday's 1-1 against struggling MK Dons when all the other teams around you won it looks like yours has gone too.

[OldNick]

13 hours ago, Green said:

They are great when we win and terrible when we lose. Saying that, the FA Cup game in 2010 when we were in L1 wasn't as bad as the scoreline suggests, we did alright, especially in the first half when David James kept them in it with some great saves and then in the week that they'd been handed a transfer ban they got round it with that loan player who came on as sub and caught us on the break as we were trying to get level. 

Yep but we still had to suck up the result

[OldNick]

1 hour ago, The Cat said:

We haven't had any hope for a while, but after yesterday's 1-1 against struggling MK Dons when all the other teams around you won it looks like yours has gone too.

Never be too sure about that. I get the 'news' feed come up and it is amazing how so much is any connection that may be negative to Saints or that they have some third party interest from an Ex-player who has done well elsewhere. I really dont see the echo being that childish, but there again when that Allen bloke is their sports reporter are we surprised

[mack rill]

agree playoffs as good as gone,still your on next well would you know it Harry n Jamey as the panel you couldn't make it up

Bad enough trying to get a point out of City you just know they will rub salt in the wound.

[OVER THE HILL]

"Portsmouth's faint play-off hopes were all but ended by a 0-0 bore draw at home to relegation-haunted Morecambe" 

[SotonianWill]

20 hours ago, OVER THE HILL said:

"Portsmouth's faint play-off hopes were all but ended by a 0-0 bore draw at home to relegation-haunted Morecambe" 

For once I am actually confused, who the fuck is laughing now?

[Weston Super Saint]

4 hours ago, SotonianWill said:

For once I am actually confused, who the fuck is laughing now?

No one.

[Colinjb]

7 hours ago, SotonianWill said:

For once I am actually confused, who the fuck is laughing now?

TCWTB.

For reasons best kept to himself.

[CB Fry]

Well, whatever happens to us*, we definitely will not be in the same League as Pompey next season. 

Edited 18 April, 2023 by CB Fry
*Relegation is happening to us.

[SW5 SAINT]

Confirmation that Pompey will be in League 1 again next season. I think they are now the longest serving team in league one…..it must be their natural home now…..

[mack rill]

Beginning to wonder if the Yanks real name is Mosses  

[FarehamSaintJames]

Bestest team in that division remains there, again. 🤣

[Dark Munster]

On 22/04/2023 at 09:10, SW5 SAINT said:

Confirmation that Pompey will be in League 1 again next season. I think they are now the longest serving team in league one…..it must be their natural home now…..

Some may argue that they are punching above their weight and their natural home is L2.

[bpsaint]

22 hours ago, FarehamSaintJames said:

Bestest team in that division remains there, again. 🤣

Saw one of their fans on Twitter the other day claim the reason they haven’t been promoted still is that they’re too big for League 1, and the players can’t handle the pressure to sustain a good run.

They really are a special breed of stupid.

[Weston Super Saint]

The stinking tramp fuck has now been given a five month ban and has finally admitted he's a 'dinosaur' and needs to change.

Looks like the band won't be getting back together.

[rallyboy]

So he's banned for the whole summer...a punishment as relevant as impounding Fred West's cement mixer.

 

[whelk]

On 10/07/2022 at 13:49, johnnyboy said:

Got some moves TCWTB not !

 

Does the ban mean the Europeans are going to miss out on this delight?

[SotonianWill]

is his pirate mate going to be getting a ban as well? 

[OldNick]

8 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

The stinking tramp fuck has now been given a five month ban and has finally admitted he's a 'dinosaur' and needs to change.

Looks like the band won't be getting back together.

Convenient that most of the ban is during the summer months, lol. So a half hearted ban rather than say a year

[bpsaint]

21 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

The stinking tramp fuck has now been given a five month ban and has finally admitted he's a 'dinosaur' and needs to change.

Looks like the band won't be getting back together.

Interestingly even the blue few have come out and said the atmosphere is like a church since he got banned.

Surely not? Not Fratton Park? The only UK equivalent of River Plate or Dortmund for noise!?

[mack rill]

the atmosphere is gonna be summert to witness at St Fairies next home game a mosh.

[SotonianWill]

1 hour ago, mack rill said:

the atmosphere is gonna be summert to witness at St Fairies next home game a mosh.

At least we still don’t need to rely on an alcoholic with a bell and a pirate with a drum for some atmosphere.

Looking at a pompey forum the other day they were calling for them to come back due to long spells of “embarrassing silence” at FP. Their words not mine. 

[The Kraken]

I don’t think he’s very well. Certainly looks like basic washing and cleanliness is beyond him, never mind the appearance choices.

[SotonianWill]

See they were singing “gary o’neil sent the scummers down” at the weekend. much like how they ‘sent us down’ last time, do they not understand it’s over a whole season, and surely the team that sends you down is whoever you play when it’s mathematically impossible. 

[trousers]

9 minutes ago, SotonianWill said:

See they were singing “gary o’neil sent the scummers down” at the weekend. much like how they ‘sent us down’ last time, do they not understand it’s over a whole season, and surely the team that sends you down is whoever you play when it’s mathematically impossible. 

It's almost as if Pompey fans are a bit thick...

[rallyboy]

After years of deafening silence the forgotten island of portsmyth awakes from its slumber, the harsh and bleak wilderness finally offering a crumb of comfort.

The stinking tramp rises from his piss-riddled cardboard hovel and laughs at the man who has downsized to a two-bedroom flat.

 

 

[Saint86]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12025853/Harry-Redknapp-relives-horrific-return-Portsmouth-leaving-rivals-Southampton.html

Bet the fishy few will love an article like this 🙄.

[OldNick]

22 hours ago, Saint86 said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12025853/Harry-Redknapp-relives-horrific-return-Portsmouth-leaving-rivals-Southampton.html

Bet the fishy few will love an article like this 🙄.

If Harry says it, it must be true. SAS ffs. There are always helicopters when we play them. 

[Pamplemousse]

Just a reminder that we're still in a division above them next season

[jawillwill]

8 hours ago, Pamplemousse said:

Just a reminder that we're still in a division above them next season

Even if we finish bottom of the Championship next season with zero points, it'll still be better than any position they have achieved in well over a decade. And they'll probably be out of the cups before we even enter the competitions. 

[trousers]

I obviously already knew that Pompey fans (and the Pompey media) are as thick as mince but trying to sabotage a poll that Saints fans were already sabotaging takes mince thickness to all time new levels 

 

Edited 19 May, 2023 by trousers

[OldNick]

How sad that the News is trying to make out it is 'agent Bazunu'

Yep a footballer is going to trash his career to make them happy, they have enough players on their books trashing their own careers playing for them 

[rallyboy]

Error-riddled newspaper with hilariously low circulation and an unusable website designed by a toddler, desperately seeks the love of toothless simpletons by promoting childishly dull non-campaign.

[suewhistle]

rallyboy! You posted to keep Mack happy! I'm certainly not going on The News site unless I have to: I'm guessing the article was written by Factless Allen? He'd be turned down as a contributor by most community newsletters.

[Pamplemousse]

The thickos scuppered it by blasting it all over their social media about how they got one over us.

I remember the days infiltrating the Pompey News live chat with the toast chatter and other injokes. We kept that to ourselves on here mainly.

[alehouseboys]

These things matter in the third division.

[Hatch]

No posts for a month.  
 

Have they gone out of business ?

Again 
 

 

 

[mack rill]

Nar speechless by the amount of no-hopers and freebees we are managing to snap up from under the noses of you championship clubs. 

[OldNick]

23 minutes ago, mack rill said:

Nar speechless by the amount of no-hopers and freebees we are managing to snap up from under the noses of you championship clubs. 

My mate as just bought a Pompey season ticket, it comes with a length of rope and a stool

[suewhistle]

A stool? That reminds me I need to get my bowel cancer test in the post..

[SotonianWill]

Fraud Skate

 

 

[The Cat]

Because I work at Pompey Uni we get the opportunity (if you can call it that) to enter a ballot for free tickets.

Bloke at work today put my name down for every game as a joke. Hopefully I won't be unsuccessful in the ballot and end up with tickets.

[Dark Munster]

8 hours ago, The Cat said:

Because I work at Pompey Uni we get the opportunity (if you can call it that) to enter a ballot for free tickets.

Bloke at work today put my name down for every game as a joke. Hopefully I won't be unsuccessful in the ballot and end up with tickets.

They could come in useful if you run low on toilet paper.