Matthew Le God Posted 31 July, 2022 Share Posted 31 July, 2022 Caption competition... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 1 August, 2022 Share Posted 1 August, 2022 On 31/07/2022 at 05:34, rallyboy said: Last time they achieved that they had a bus tour, called it Norris Day and still talk lovingly about it every anniversary. I suppose you can't blame them. It was that equaliser in the 15th minute of added time, a stunning 40 foot range bullet header, that saved them from relegation, and prevented us from going up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 2 August, 2022 Author Share Posted 2 August, 2022 On 31/07/2022 at 14:08, Matthew Le God said: Caption competition... Why is his tongue yellow/brown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 7 August, 2022 Author Share Posted 7 August, 2022 This article is not a spoof. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/portsmouth-fc-fanatic-john-westwood-slams-cancel-culture-for-three-match-ban-after-mooning-and-making-lewd-gesture-towards-coventry-fans-3795583 Can even act indecently towards families and children anymore. It's PC gone mad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 7 August, 2022 Share Posted 7 August, 2022 On 02/08/2022 at 11:17, jawillwill said: Why is his tongue yellow/brown? His sister had a curry for lunch. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 31 August, 2022 Share Posted 31 August, 2022 Omg, whats is wrong with the world that nothing is being posted on here!!! They are doing well to be fair and so......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 August, 2022 Share Posted 31 August, 2022 (edited) 46 minutes ago, OldNick said: Omg, whats is wrong with the world that nothing is being posted on here!!! They are doing well to be fair and so......... Who's "they"...? They've been so insignificant for so long I'd forgotten all about them to be honest Edited 31 August, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 31 August, 2022 Share Posted 31 August, 2022 Last night they drew 5-6 on penalties apparently. Because the actual game was a draw and they came a plucky second in the penalties which decides the bonus points, that makes the whole evening a draw, according to the few, so they may be firing up the bus... And did anyone else notice that Norris, the guy who scored the dramatic season-changing equaliser at SMS, is now selling shirts due to 'lack of space and a costly divorce', so there may be some bargains to be had at a car boot sale near you. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 1 September, 2022 Author Share Posted 1 September, 2022 18 hours ago, rallyboy said: Last night they drew 5-6 on penalties apparently. Because the actual game was a draw and they came a plucky second in the penalties which decides the bonus points, that makes the whole evening a draw, according to the few, so they may be firing up the bus... And did anyone else notice that Norris, the guy who scored the dramatic season-changing equaliser at SMS, is now selling shirts due to 'lack of space and a costly divorce', so there may be some bargains to be had at a car boot sale near you. Who needs money when you can live with the best moment of your career? https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/nostalgia/ex-portsmouth-midfielder-david-norris-i-ruined-billy-sharps-southampton-glory-and-it-was-the-best-moment-of-my-career-2860328 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 1 September, 2022 Author Share Posted 1 September, 2022 Pompey club statement https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2022/august/statement-from-andrew-cullen/ To paraphrase: "Pompey fans are the bestest. Well done for being the bestest. But also you've been fucking bell ends, as usual". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 6 September, 2022 Share Posted 6 September, 2022 just goes to show every club has a few tossers disguising them selves as fans, bad enough chucking money away on the ticket on a brighter note the bloo few are keeping there heads just above water😎 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 16 September, 2022 Share Posted 16 September, 2022 On 01/09/2022 at 08:15, jawillwill said: Who needs money when you can live with the best moment of your career? https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/nostalgia/ex-portsmouth-midfielder-david-norris-i-ruined-billy-sharps-southampton-glory-and-it-was-the-best-moment-of-my-career-2860328 If that is the highlight!! Ok Steve Morans goal at FP was probably his, but ours was to actually win a game in the FA cup rather than get a draw in a team that was to be relegated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 16 September, 2022 Share Posted 16 September, 2022 Pompey are doing quite well at present, all a bit annoyingly, but they are doing well. Shame Scarlet is there doing the business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 16 September, 2022 Share Posted 16 September, 2022 1 hour ago, OldNick said: Pompey are doing quite well at present, all a bit annoyingly, but they are doing well. Shame Scarlet is there doing the business They have the backing of a lower mid level championship club from an attendance standpoint so it is always going to happen eventually. Still a long season yet and if they lose out in the playoffs again I will die laughing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 17 September, 2022 Share Posted 17 September, 2022 Annoyingly they got a last minute equaliser against Plymouth that kept them in the top 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 1 October, 2022 Share Posted 1 October, 2022 Bollox that's it summers over still it's nice to see your keeping your run going,😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 1 October, 2022 Share Posted 1 October, 2022 2 hours ago, mack rill said: Bollox that's it summers over still it's nice to see your keeping your run going,😎 We’re a bit shit aren’t we Mack? 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 2 October, 2022 Share Posted 2 October, 2022 Nice to see the one season they put some form together they have competition from clearly bigger clubs in Sheffield Wed, Ipswich, Plymouth, Barnsley,Bolton, Peterborough, Derby, Accrington and Cambridge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 17 October, 2022 Share Posted 17 October, 2022 I used to be able to say when watching these twats , i hate him, he’s useless, he’s a prick etc etc. now I don’t have a clue who any of them are. just so insignificant these days 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 17 October, 2022 Share Posted 17 October, 2022 3-0 to Charlton at the moment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 18 October, 2022 Share Posted 18 October, 2022 Dont really follow lower league football as much these days, are Pompey doing their usual strong start then a big flop down the league, then a desperate try for the playoffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 18 October, 2022 Share Posted 18 October, 2022 FA cup draw, Pompey go to National League North side Hereford FC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 18 October, 2022 Share Posted 18 October, 2022 It’s away to Forest Green Rovers in League 1 next. Let’s hope the good people of Nailsworth, population 6000, are prepared….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 October, 2022 Share Posted 18 October, 2022 19 minutes ago, SW5 SAINT said: It’s away to Forest Green Rovers in League 1 next. Let’s hope the good people of Nailsworth, population 6000, are prepared….. Expecting loads of heroic tweets when they ‘take’ the village green 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 21 October, 2022 Share Posted 21 October, 2022 Fuckers get everywhere. Just used the loo in a bar in Coral Bay Cyprus and there is a sticker on the wall with their badge and play up Pompey. That got ripped off the wall and pissed on. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 21 October, 2022 Share Posted 21 October, 2022 1 hour ago, Lee On Solent Saint said: Fuckers get everywhere. Just used the loo in a bar in Coral Bay Cyprus and there is a sticker on the wall with their badge and play up Pompey. That got ripped off the wall and pissed on. Good lad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 Saints fan beats Pompey fan to No.10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 25 October, 2022 Share Posted 25 October, 2022 More dropped points tonight They're struggling to keep up with Plymouth and Ipswich Another hilarious play off defeat beckons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 31 October, 2022 Share Posted 31 October, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 31 October, 2022 Share Posted 31 October, 2022 Only 14 points behind Plymouth 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 1 November, 2022 Share Posted 1 November, 2022 11 hours ago, The Cat said: Petersfield dogs take note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 November, 2022 Share Posted 2 November, 2022 Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am currently in Portsmouth. Now, I've never been to Portsmouth before, or for that matter a Holiday Inn Express, but by the lifts they have this sign: It completely stopped me in my tracks! I must've read it 100 times. It seems to be some kind of code. I think it's something to do with the words in red and the capitalisation of Brother, but I can't quite figure it out. Can anyone explain it for me pls? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 2 November, 2022 Share Posted 2 November, 2022 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Bearsy said: Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am currently in Portsmouth. Now, I've never been to Portsmouth before, or for that matter a Holiday Inn Express, but by the lifts they have this sign: It completely stopped me in my tracks! I must've read it 100 times. It seems to be some kind of code. I think it's something to do with the words in red and the capitalisation of Brother, but I can't quite figure it out. Can anyone explain it for me pls? I guess the marketing meeting went something along the lines of: "It doesn't matter what we write, those webbed finger f***ers can't read anyway"...? Edited 2 November, 2022 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 2 November, 2022 Share Posted 2 November, 2022 Free toothbrushes aren’t much use down there, ugly looking cunts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 4 November, 2022 Share Posted 4 November, 2022 They're live on the BBC tonight As always with cup competitions, hoping they get through so we get a chance of playing them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 4 November, 2022 Share Posted 4 November, 2022 On the other hand, them losing on national TV to non-league opposition is quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 4 November, 2022 Share Posted 4 November, 2022 C’mon Hereford….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31cc Posted 5 November, 2022 Share Posted 5 November, 2022 Pompey paying tribute to the late Ronnie Radford by generously playing the part of Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 13 November, 2022 Author Share Posted 13 November, 2022 After Pompey's plucky draw v's Morcambe yesterday, they are just 10 points off the automatic promotion places. Same amount of points as Saints are from the European places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 13 November, 2022 Share Posted 13 November, 2022 26 minutes ago, jawillwill said: After Pompey's plucky draw v's Morcambe yesterday, they are just 10 points off the automatic promotion places. Same amount of points as Saints are from the European places. Glass houses etc 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 13 November, 2022 Share Posted 13 November, 2022 and real piss off is your teetering on the abyss and we are nowhere good enough to get out of div one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 14 November, 2022 Share Posted 14 November, 2022 22 hours ago, mack rill said: and real piss off is your teetering on the abyss and we are nowhere good enough to get out of div one. Ah well there’s always next season (repeat ad infinitum) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 14 November, 2022 Share Posted 14 November, 2022 22 hours ago, mack rill said: and real piss off is your teetering on the abyss and we are nowhere good enough to get out of div one. Face facts Skate, we are pretty shit at moment but not at the depths of shityness you lot are at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 14 November, 2022 Share Posted 14 November, 2022 1 hour ago, tdmickey3 said: Face facts Skate, we are pretty shit at moment but not at the depths of shityness you lot are at At the mo,,,,we live in hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 16 November, 2022 Share Posted 16 November, 2022 On 14/11/2022 at 09:00, mack rill said: At the mo,,,,we live in hope Chin up, mack. It's imperative you keep up the hope. It’s not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 18 November, 2022 Author Share Posted 18 November, 2022 Two more points dropped at home tonight. I think they've only won once in their past 9 league games. Borderline Saints level of shitness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 19 November, 2022 Share Posted 19 November, 2022 It was played locally and it was against Derby, that makes it a point in a local derby match. Fire up the bus, unfurl the bunting - it's time for a victory parade! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 26 November, 2022 Share Posted 26 November, 2022 and back into the hat we go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 1 December, 2022 Share Posted 1 December, 2022 On 26/11/2022 at 10:35, mack rill said: and back into the hat we go For the last time this season. Anyway, there's aways next season's first round minnow's draw to look forward to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 4 December, 2022 Author Share Posted 4 December, 2022 Lost today. Shame. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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