Matthew Le God Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 Happy St Portsmouth day 🐟 😇 (the day it is mathematically confirmed Southampton can't play Portsmouth in a league game the following season) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 6 hours ago, SW5 SAINT said: Lol - The Community Chest is ironic…… The "Chance" cards should be "No Chance". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 On 22/03/2022 at 11:51, jawillwill said: Is it too early in the season to re-post this modern-day classic? 😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 Former Havant striker Jonah Ayunga getting the equaliser. 😅 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 You have to say that it's been a great effort but plucky pompey have just come up a tiny bit short after a great battle that's kept the world of football on the edge of their seats for literally days. Cash-rich Morecambe are clearly one of the big-hitters in whatever division they're in, which looks to be a very competitive league - and their ground, whatever it's called, is known across Europe as a fortress. For pompey to push them so close today was an epic result, the high-flying Shrimps have only lost 22 games this season, and their minus 28 goal difference demonstrates what a difficult side they are to break down. Bravo to the Cowleys - keep up the good work, they are only about 10 or 11 players short of mounting a serious challenge, and we're only seven years away now from the Eisner's target of rubbing shoulders with Manchester City, Liverpool, Real Madrid and Inter Milan. Today's battling draw was another huge step towards that goal. 5 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 19 April, 2022 Share Posted 19 April, 2022 12 hours ago, FarehamSaintJames said: Former Havant striker Jonah Ayunga getting the equaliser. 😅 Who comes from Bridport and played for Dorchester and Brighton before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 19 April, 2022 Share Posted 19 April, 2022 So…no play off heartbreak and another season in League One to look forward too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 April, 2022 Share Posted 20 April, 2022 "You could say we had a great team that everybody loved in 2007/08, won the FA Cup and went into Europe, but the club had no infrastructure and it also got massively in debt" Blimey, it's almost as if they're starting to get the fact that Portsmouth Football Club (R.I.P.) bought 'success' with money they didn't have... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 23 April, 2022 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 18:53, jawillwill said: So, how do we all want Pompey's season to end? a) Win their remaining 6 games, gloriously sneak in to the playoffs and then be dumped out in penalties again. Enough for Cowley to keep his job for another season of mediocrity. b) Win the final six games convincingly and finish 7th contemplating what could have been. Division in the fan base. c) get thrashed in every game for a mid/bottom half finish? (the most likely option). Boos for everyone. Having a strong end to the season. Fair play, I'm really happy for them to finish comfortably above the relegation zone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 26 April, 2022 Share Posted 26 April, 2022 Never mind Real Madrid & Man City the big game tonight must be Plucky Pompey against league leaders Wigan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 26 April, 2022 Share Posted 26 April, 2022 Only 2 down at half time 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 26 April, 2022 Share Posted 26 April, 2022 Wigan showing plucky little Pompey how it’s done, with a couple of their ex players to boot…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 26 April, 2022 Share Posted 26 April, 2022 Plucky Pompey steal a win 3-2 😲 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 26 April, 2022 Share Posted 26 April, 2022 Credit where it's due - that was a great comeback tonight and they've had a really strong finish to what has been a fantastic season. The plucky blues are still in with a shout of grabbing that all-important 8th place. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 27 April, 2022 Share Posted 27 April, 2022 12 hours ago, rallyboy said: Credit where it's due - that was a great comeback tonight and they've had a really strong finish to what has been a fantastic season. The plucky blues are still in with a shout of grabbing that all-important 8th place. I think the difference in prize money from 8th to 9th is £42.99 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 27 April, 2022 Share Posted 27 April, 2022 For all the joking, that was a good comeback, and a decent crowd. As much as I dislike them I think they will compete next season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 27 April, 2022 Share Posted 27 April, 2022 26 minutes ago, OldNick said: For all the joking, that was a good comeback, and a decent crowd. As much as I dislike them I think they will compete next season. It's a win-win for me: seeing them struggle in the championship vs just missing out on promotion from division 3 year after year. I've been leaning towards the former for a while now. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Cat Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 Chelsea v Fulham? Haha. Burnley v Blackburn, Cardiff v Swansea, Millwall v West Ham, Derby v Forest, Bristol Rovers v Bristol City and obviously Saints v Pompey are all far more highly charged than Chelsea v Fulham and even some others on that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 Oh so I didn't notice it was Premier League and most (or maybe none about from ours?) would have been played in that league. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 5 hours ago, The Cat said: Oh so I didn't notice it was Premier League and most (or maybe none about from ours?) would have been played in that league. Four games in the Premier League for Saints - Pompey. Six for Nottingham Forest - Leicester, so it's not purely on the matches that have occurred in the Premier League (unless six is enough for one of the biggest derbies in the history of the league?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 9 minutes ago, Jimmy_D said: Four games in the Premier League for Saints - Pompey. Six for Nottingham Forest - Leicester, so it's not purely on the matches that have occurred in the Premier League (unless six is enough for one of the biggest derbies in the history of the league?). Probably influenced by the Forest v Leicester FA Cup game recently where the idiot ran onto the pitch. Chelsea v Fulham though - the Tarquin derby. West Ham v Spurs is far spicier. Leeds v Man U is the biggest omission - the songs and behaviour were as hostile as ever at Elland this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 2 minutes ago, saint1977 said: Probably influenced by the Forest v Leicester FA Cup game recently where the idiot ran onto the pitch. Chelsea v Fulham though - the Tarquin derby. West Ham v Spurs is far spicier. Leeds v Man U is the biggest omission - the songs and behaviour were as hostile as ever at Elland this year. Yeah, would agree that Man Utd - Leeds should be in there. Forest - Leicester isn't even a two sided rivalry, it's more like Saints - Bournemouth than Saints - Pompey. Forest would consider Derby their main, uh, derby... (and vice versa) Incidentally there have been 10 Saints - Bournemouth games in the Prem, and far more recent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 8 hours ago, trousers said: I am getting too old for this sort of inane shite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picard Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 3 hours ago, whelk said: I am getting too old for this sort of inane shite. I thought you were a teenage girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 29 April, 2022 Share Posted 29 April, 2022 11 hours ago, Picard said: I thought you were a teenage girl. Even as a 16 yo I don’t give a flying fuck what Micah Richards thinks of ranking PL derbies let alone discuss it. I’ve got make-up to put on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 30 April, 2022 Share Posted 30 April, 2022 Good news from Hillsborough for those of us who would like to see the strongest possible League 1 for next season - Sheffield Weds 0 - 1 Portsmouth….. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 2 May, 2022 Share Posted 2 May, 2022 (edited) Just watching Pointless - couple had to think of an an obscure football team that was in the Prem in both the 1980’s and 2000’s. They just won the money with Portsmouth, who were pointless. Probably potless as well I shouldn’t wonder….. Edited 2 May, 2022 by SW5 SAINT Edit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 2 May, 2022 Share Posted 2 May, 2022 11 minutes ago, SW5 SAINT said: Just watching Pointless - couple had to think of an an obscure football team that was in the Prem in both the 1980’s and 2000’s. They just won the money with Portsmouth, who were pointless. Probably potless as well I shouldn’t wonder….. Countdown to when MLG tells you when the Premier League was formed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 2 May, 2022 Share Posted 2 May, 2022 16 minutes ago, whelk said: Countdown to when MLG tells you when the Premier League was formed Lol - I’ve already been corrected on that by a Pompey ‘mate’ The correct question was ‘Football teams in the English top flight in the 1980s and the 2000s’….. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Left Back Posted 5 May, 2022 Share Posted 5 May, 2022 Am I the only one getting a 'Visit Portsmouth Cathedral' banner ad on this forum today? You'd think the likes of Cambridge Analytica would have developed better targeting by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 7 May, 2022 Share Posted 7 May, 2022 Cant understand you moody fuckers, your not relegated lets have a Keep Ralph as Boss thread teetering on the edge for 3 seasons, just one more could do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 May, 2022 Share Posted 9 May, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 17:33, mack rill said: Cant understand you moody fuckers, your not relegated lets have a Keep Ralph as Boss thread teetering on the edge for 3 seasons, just one more could do the trick. is it 6 seasons in League 1 now? To be fair most of my life Pompey have been in Division 3 and so its no surprise. As for Saints we will be in the Championship soon as we have not been lucky with new owners, (when we were he sadly passed. Just Our luck 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 £10m polishing a turd... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 June, 2022 Share Posted 19 June, 2022 (edited) Gotta be some mistake in translation here? This would've been the bestest experience in his life, surely? Edited 19 June, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 19 June, 2022 Share Posted 19 June, 2022 3 minutes ago, trousers said: Gotta be some mistake in translation here? This would've been the bestest experience in his life, surely? They've just cut off the next part. He goes onto say, "By working hard, and learning to appreciate all that Portsmouth could offer, I could join them in their journey to European glory. My first memory was soon replaced by so many amazing ones." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 23 June, 2022 Share Posted 23 June, 2022 I've just had a look over on the UI for any gossip we may have missed and saw this little gem https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/286612/page:2 They've got a resident skate dinlo camped on there who posted this earlier https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/opinion/portsmouth-v-southampton-where-best-place-live-998521 Some may remember Simon Carter who worked on the DE for a few years who moved up from Exeter. He then moved on to their local rag and done the usual bollox to get onside with portsea island's other dinlos. Basically he's bigging them up against Southampton after claiming to have lived here for a number of years and, you're never gonna believe this, declaring it's superior in just about all ways. Funny thing is, Nick Illingsworth knew him from the DE and pointed out he lived 25 miles away in Fordingbridge. And we gave him employment, the ungrateful cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 23 June, 2022 Share Posted 23 June, 2022 1 hour ago, alehouseboys said: I've just had a look over on the UI for any gossip we may have missed and saw this little gem https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/forum/286612/page:2 They've got a resident skate dinlo camped on there who posted this earlier https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/opinion/portsmouth-v-southampton-where-best-place-live-998521 Some may remember Simon Carter who worked on the DE for a few years who moved up from Exeter. He then moved on to their local rag and done the usual bollox to get onside with portsea island's other dinlos. Basically he's bigging them up against Southampton after claiming to have lived here for a number of years and, you're never gonna believe this, declaring it's superior in just about all ways. Funny thing is, Nick Illingsworth knew him from the DE and pointed out he lived 25 miles away in Fordingbridge. And we gave him employment, the ungrateful cunt. He omitted to mention in that article 46 seasons in the top flight in the last 56 years against just 8 seasons. Still Saturday 22 October is date to look forward to, with Forest Green Rovers v Portsmouth coming up….. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 June, 2022 Share Posted 23 June, 2022 1 hour ago, SW5 SAINT said: He omitted to mention in that article 46 seasons in the top flight in the last 56 years against just 8 seasons. Still Saturday 22 October is date to look forward to, with Forest Green Rovers v Portsmouth coming up….. Three words that never belong together. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 3 July, 2022 Share Posted 3 July, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 4 July, 2022 Share Posted 4 July, 2022 On Saturday evening I was at my wife's cousin's birthday bash and got talking to a Pompey fan towards the end of the evening who told me he hates ' the Premier League and never wants Pompey to be a part of it again, much better in League 1'. Good to know that he'll probably get his wish for a long time yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalf Posted 5 July, 2022 Share Posted 5 July, 2022 20 hours ago, mickn said: On Saturday evening I was at my wife's cousin's birthday bash and got talking to a Pompey fan towards the end of the evening who told me he hates ' the Premier League and never wants Pompey to be a part of it again, much better in League 1'. Good to know that he'll probably get his wish for a long time yet. It's funny how they all say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 6 July, 2022 Share Posted 6 July, 2022 On 04/07/2022 at 23:11, mickn said: On Saturday evening I was at my wife's cousin's birthday bash and got talking to a Pompey fan towards the end of the evening who told me he hates ' the Premier League and never wants Pompey to be a part of it again, much better in League 1'. Good to know that he'll probably get his wish for a long time yet. FUCKIN BULL no c**t wants to watch the shiyt served up in league one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 7 July, 2022 Share Posted 7 July, 2022 19 hours ago, mack rill said: FUCKIN BULL no c**t wants to watch the shiyt served up in league one. Esp when it’s Pompey that’s serving it up eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 July, 2022 Share Posted 8 July, 2022 I see that the name of Penny Mourdant is been in the news this week, surely if she becomes PM ( 😲 ) , Pompey will finally get planning for the 100,000 capacity super stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 8 July, 2022 Share Posted 8 July, 2022 PM = Prime Minister PM = Penny Mourdant PM = ports Mouth PM = Pretend Millwall PM = Pikey Massive it’s happening innit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 8 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 8 July, 2022 Poxy minnows Primarily Munters Playing Morecambe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 8 July, 2022 Share Posted 8 July, 2022 Persistent Mythmakers Pesky Misfits Perennial Malfunction Pathetic Mockneys Poisson Meddlers TCWTB = Potbellied Mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 9 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 9 July, 2022 Not the bell?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 9 July, 2022 Share Posted 9 July, 2022 9 minutes ago, jawillwill said: Not the bell?! Is that in Spain? How has that cunt got vaccinated, doesn’t seem the sort. Shouldn’t let him in for general hygiene reasons anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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