mack rill Posted 21 March, 2022 Share Posted 21 March, 2022 8 hours ago, Danbert said: That's 2 full games without a shot on target - they're on a roll Just conserving our energy.......for sometime in the future, How far is anyone's guess.😱 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 22 March, 2022 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2022 Is it too early in the season to re-post this modern-day classic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 22 March, 2022 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2022 I say 'modern day'. Its hard to be sure with the neanderthals on show though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 March, 2022 Share Posted 26 March, 2022 On 21/03/2022 at 16:38, mack rill said: Just conserving our energy.......for sometime in the future, How far is anyone's guess.😱 Things are looking up for you Mack, last time there was a world war you held the FA cup for 6 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 27 March, 2022 Share Posted 27 March, 2022 (edited) 😂😂😂 The lack of self-awareness that surrounds that cesspit of a football club never fails to astound me. You mean that period of time where they overspent to buy/steal "success" which is the reason why the football club that played at Fratton Park at that time no longer exists and their replacement is now languishing in division 3...? Laugh or cry? Tricky one. Edited 27 March, 2022 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 27 March, 2022 Share Posted 27 March, 2022 14 minutes ago, trousers said: You mean that period of time where they overspent to buy/steal "success" which is the reason why the football club that played at Fratton Park at that time no longer exists and their replacement is now languishing in division 3...? Laugh or cry? Tricky one. At least most of the replies in that thread are sensible. The bloke who wrote that article seems incredibly deluded though, even their fans can see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 27 March, 2022 Share Posted 27 March, 2022 Even the lead-in is delusional. Its not just "six years in League One". They've not been in the Championship since before the London Olympics. They've been a lower league club for a decade (and will be until at least 2023). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 27 March, 2022 Share Posted 27 March, 2022 I've read it, just usual Pompey obsession with seasons where pretty much anyone who would remember them are dead. Woop woop we were top flight in the glory days of 1923 to 1937 etc etc etc. Meanwhile Brentford are a Premier League team right now. Pompey are the Mrs Havisham of British football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 27 March, 2022 Share Posted 27 March, 2022 1 minute ago, CB Fry said: Pompey are the Mrs Havisham of British football. They wouldn't be the first set of football fans with great expectations. 😊 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 27 March, 2022 Share Posted 27 March, 2022 save your confederate money,,,,,the south will rise again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 March, 2022 Share Posted 27 March, 2022 4 minutes ago, mack rill said: save your confederate money,,,,,the south will rise again. We're already there 🤷♀️ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 2 April, 2022 Share Posted 2 April, 2022 8 matches in 24 days for the skates to try to sneak into 6th. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamsaint Posted 2 April, 2022 Share Posted 2 April, 2022 59 minutes ago, Jonnyboy said: 8 matches in 24 days for the skates to try to sneak into 6th. Oh dear. And not an especially easy run in . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 4 April, 2022 Share Posted 4 April, 2022 On 27/03/2022 at 16:27, mack rill said: save your confederate money,,,,,the south will rise again. Southampton, Brighton, Bournemouth and even Plymouth have already risen above Pompey thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 April, 2022 Share Posted 4 April, 2022 20 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Southampton, Brighton, Bournemouth and even Plymouth have already risen above Pompey thanks Depends where you draw the line where South is, that is just the south coast of course! lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djharvey Posted 4 April, 2022 Share Posted 4 April, 2022 7 hours ago, Matthew Le God said: Southampton, Brighton, Bournemouth and even Plymouth have already risen above Pompey thanks Good chance Exeter may join that group next season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 6 April, 2022 Share Posted 6 April, 2022 oh well after last nights result you wont get to giggle at another big slip up in the banana skin called the playoffs,🤢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 6 April, 2022 Share Posted 6 April, 2022 23 minutes ago, mack rill said: oh well after last nights result you wont get to giggle at another big slip up in the banana skin called the playoffs,🤢 You seem to be going backwards somewhat - no playoff even this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 6 April, 2022 Share Posted 6 April, 2022 It’s a perfect storm down there now. A glorified PE teacher in charge who the fans appear to like for some weird reason and so are happy with mediocrity. A squad of utter shite, no money, no nothing. Glorious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 9 April, 2022 Share Posted 9 April, 2022 😱any chance in rushing the cricket scoreboard over to St fairy's 😎 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 9 April, 2022 Share Posted 9 April, 2022 24 minutes ago, mack rill said: 😱any chance in rushing the cricket scoreboard over to St fairy's 😎 We get an annual 9-0 to confuse the opposition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 April, 2022 Share Posted 9 April, 2022 Their small chance of reaching the playoffs has been snuffed out after today's loss at Cheltenham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 9 April, 2022 Share Posted 9 April, 2022 (edited) 52 minutes ago, mack rill said: 😱any chance in rushing the cricket scoreboard over to St fairy's 😎 I think it’s more embarrassing to lose at Cheltenham. Next season you will have two trips to Gloucestershire, with a mouth watering prospect of playing Forest Green Rovers in Nailsworth…… Edited 9 April, 2022 by SW5 SAINT Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 9 April, 2022 Share Posted 9 April, 2022 7 minutes ago, SW5 SAINT said: I think it’s more embarrassing to lose at Cheltenham. Next season you will have two trips to Gloucestershire, with a mouth watering prospect of playing Forest Green Rovers in Nailsworth…… Oh let him have this. Mack is a good bloke who we give a lot of stick to. Turnaround is fair play 😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 10 April, 2022 Share Posted 10 April, 2022 18 hours ago, mack rill said: 😱any chance in rushing the cricket scoreboard over to St fairy's 😎 I think you will find its still stuck at Fartton Park for when we payed you in the cup last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 10 April, 2022 Share Posted 10 April, 2022 Yesterday was the worst defending I've seen since Harry tried to pretend his dog was the real crook, and Uncle Avram shuffled out from behind a skip with his tracksuit trousers around his ankles. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 10 April, 2022 Share Posted 10 April, 2022 22 hours ago, farawaysaint said: Oh let him have this. Mack is a good bloke who we give a lot of stick to. Turnaround is fair play 😂 Agree. Mack is a decent poster who will take the piss out of us when deserved and willing to accept the micky taking when the reverse happens. Quite a refreshing change from the 'Toy Salesman' guy who posted on here some while ago. Whatever happened to him I wonder? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 12 April, 2022 Share Posted 12 April, 2022 Quote On 06/04/2022 at 22:02, LGTL said: It’s a perfect storm down there now. A glorified PE teacher in charge who the fans appear to like for some weird reason and so are happy with mediocrity. A squad of utter shite, no money, no nothing. Glorious. Not sure they're entirely happy with him, to be honest. "I have not seen a Pompey away crowd turn on the players like that for a long time, singing stuff like ‘Stuck in League One forever’. Danny Cowley was stood in the centre circle clapping everybody, but was getting so much abuse." https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/gaffer-portsmouth-players-are-going-through-the-motions-and-deserved-the-crowd-turning-on-them-3648214 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 12 April, 2022 Author Share Posted 12 April, 2022 So, how do we all want Pompey's season to end? a) Win their remaining 6 games, gloriously sneak in to the playoffs and then be dumped out in penalties again. Enough for Cowley to keep his job for another season of mediocrity. b) Win the final six games convincingly and finish 7th contemplating what could have been. Division in the fan base. c) get thrashed in every game for a mid/bottom half finish? (the most likely option). Boos for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 12 April, 2022 Share Posted 12 April, 2022 (edited) 34 minutes ago, jawillwill said: So, how do we all want Pompey's season to end? a) Win their remaining 6 games, gloriously sneak in to the playoffs and then be dumped out in penalties again. Enough for Cowley to keep his job for another season of mediocrity. b) Win the final six games convincingly and finish 7th contemplating what could have been. Division in the fan base. c) get thrashed in every game for a mid/bottom half finish? (the most likely option). Boos for everyone. Win all their remaining games and the playoffs, get promoted, fans dreaming that they're on their way back to the big time, but then finish bottom of the Champ next season and start 23/24 back in L1. Edited 12 April, 2022 by StDunko spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 12 April, 2022 Share Posted 12 April, 2022 Got to admire their owners. A lot of people come in, flashing cash around, unrealistic expectations, no plan to build solid foundations, and so on. These guys are slowly, methodically, implementing a 40 - 50 year plan. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 12 April, 2022 Share Posted 12 April, 2022 1 hour ago, jawillwill said: So, how do we all want Pompey's season to end? a) Win their remaining 6 games, gloriously sneak in to the playoffs and then be dumped out in penalties again. Enough for Cowley to keep his job for another season of mediocrity. b) Win the final six games convincingly and finish 7th contemplating what could have been. Division in the fan base. c) get thrashed in every game for a mid/bottom half finish? (the most likely option). Boos for everyone. Win all their games and they still won’t make play offs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 13 April, 2022 Share Posted 13 April, 2022 win all remaining games sneak into the playoffs sail through them, have some up front honest owner on the surface with trillions to wash who knows the right manager (and his wizz kid computer dog)so the rollercoaster ride can start again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 On 10/04/2022 at 15:48, spyinthesky said: Agree. Mack is a decent poster who will take the piss out of us when deserved and willing to accept the micky taking when the reverse happens. Quite a refreshing change from the 'Toy Salesman' guy who posted on here some while ago. Whatever happened to him I wonder? His mum/wife/sister/daughter (one person?) won't let him use the computer....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 (edited) On 12/04/2022 at 19:19, StDunko said: Win all their remaining games and the playoffs, get promoted, fans dreaming that they're on their way back to the big time, but then finish bottom of the Champ next season and start 23/24 back in L1. This scenario definitely has the highest chortle rating (xCh). Come on Portsmouth Community Football Club... we're rooting for you... time to get your rancid tinpot football club into the championship for the first time in your short history. Edited 15 April, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 19:53, jawillwill said: So, how do we all want Pompey's season to end? a) Win their remaining 6 games, gloriously sneak in to the playoffs and then be dumped out in penalties again. Enough for Cowley to keep his job for another season of mediocrity. b) Win the final six games convincingly and finish 7th contemplating what could have been. Division in the fan base. c) get thrashed in every game for a mid/bottom half finish? (the most likely option). Boos for everyone. Who cares? They've found their level and if they leave it, it'll only be temporary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 (edited) On 13/04/2022 at 18:19, mack rill said: win all remaining games sneak into the playoffs sail through them, have some up front honest owner on the surface with trillions to wash who knows the right manager (and his wizz kid computer dog)so the rollercoaster ride can start again. Winning every game is unlikely to be enough. The gap is too big and would require terrible runs of form from the clubs above Pompey. Edited 15 April, 2022 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 I would absolutely love it if Pompey win all their remaining games. End the season with 6 straight wins. Go on boys. Please do it Pompey because it will be so utterly utterly futile. Do it for us lads. Please 🙏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 10 points behind 6th with 4 games left. Never mind lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 (edited) Just watched Sky going through the table and mentioned down to one above Portsmouth and Jeff said ‘you can forget the rest’. Imagine a few webbed fingered furiously hitting keyboard or phones appalled at the lack of respect for such a giant of a club being ruled out. Was obvious a couple of weeks ago that none of their results mattered a jot as basically need 3 clubs to seize up and lose every game. Edited 15 April, 2022 by whelk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 a few words from Jeff and reality slaps you in the chops another year in the wilderness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 15 April, 2022 Share Posted 15 April, 2022 Mack, that's not the wilderness, that's now home. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 17 April, 2022 Share Posted 17 April, 2022 Haven't checked on this thread for some time but was scrolling through some old screenshots I'd taken from the old "Pompey Takeover Saga" thread from around ten years ago and one of them tickled me: Pompey Monopoly - where every square on the board says "Go to jail". Memories, just that entire era of the thread 😂 I did want to upload the image on here for nostalgic taste but can't work out how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 16 hours ago, FarehamSaintJames said: Haven't checked on this thread for some time but was scrolling through some old screenshots I'd taken from the old "Pompey Takeover Saga" thread from around ten years ago and one of them tickled me: Pompey Monopoly - where every square on the board says "Go to jail". Memories, just that entire era of the thread 😂 I did want to upload the image on here for nostalgic taste but can't work out how? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 31 minutes ago, trousers said: Lol - The Community Chest is ironic…… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 (edited) Surprised the #bestest didn't make this list. Only 15k saw Portsmouth Community FC take on the mighty Lincoln City. I thought their cesspit 'stadium' had a c.20k capacity? Edited 18 April, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 56 minutes ago, trousers said: Yes! This! 😁 Chance: “You burn down part of the stadium to claim insurance money, but do you have insurance….?” That sticks out for me, can’t remember any of the other ones people made up 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 18 April, 2022 Share Posted 18 April, 2022 (edited) That’s it, it’s all over, now mathematically impossible to gatecrash the playoffs…..😄 Edited 18 April, 2022 by SW5 SAINT Edit 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 18 April, 2022 Author Share Posted 18 April, 2022 93rd minute equaliser from Morecambe just for the LOLs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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