Mystic Force Posted 22 October, 2021 Share Posted 22 October, 2021 (edited) If I remember correctly he left to flog paint or kitchen countertops or some such. TLDR The players are not very good and the players have realised they are not very good and that has made them worse. Edited 22 October, 2021 by Mystic Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 23 October, 2021 Share Posted 23 October, 2021 On 20/10/2021 at 22:36, Matthew Le God said: To their credit this simple improvised chant is pretty amusing to watch. Gallows humour from those blue few still in the stadium when 4-0 down... They are good fans, period. Hampshire humour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igsey Posted 2 November, 2021 Share Posted 2 November, 2021 Big point against the mighty Cheltenham Town to keep them 5 points clear of the relegation zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coerezza Posted 4 November, 2021 Share Posted 4 November, 2021 Why have the Eisner family bought Pompey? At the time thought they might be after a leisure complex here on the South Coast incorporating a stadium, but after four years there doesn't seem to be any discernible plan. Don't much care anyway but curious - anyone heard any whispers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 4 November, 2021 Share Posted 4 November, 2021 3 hours ago, Coerezza said: Why have the Eisner family bought Pompey? Rumour has it that they wanted to buy the Mary Rose..but got confused and instead of buying a sunk ship they ended up buying a sinking ship in Pompey FC. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapel End Posted 6 November, 2021 Share Posted 6 November, 2021 (edited) Hanging on against Harrow and storming into the next round😉 Edited 6 November, 2021 by Chapel End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 6 November, 2021 Share Posted 6 November, 2021 League 1 results today: 14th Position Pompey 1-1 against 15th position Cheltenham Town. #lfoundthatlevel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golactico Posted 6 November, 2021 Share Posted 6 November, 2021 4 hours ago, Manuel said: League 1 results today: 14th Position Pompey 1-1 against 15th position Cheltenham Town. #lfoundthatlevel Doesn't invalidate your point, but that was Tuesday, not today. They were busy today scraping a 1-0 win against Harrow Borough from the 7th tier (I think - might be 8th) of English football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 6 November, 2021 Share Posted 6 November, 2021 Less than 7000 there. Thierry Henry would be embarrassed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 7 November, 2021 Share Posted 7 November, 2021 This reads like a parody. I particularly the line about Portsmouth's "infamous landmarks". https://www.hampshirelive.news/news/hampshire-news/portsmouth-ranked-alongside-new-york-6165315 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapel End Posted 7 November, 2021 Share Posted 7 November, 2021 10 hours ago, whelk said: Less than 7000 there. Thierry Henry would be embarrassed Yeah but its the passion init Oh and a prick with a stench and a bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 7 November, 2021 Share Posted 7 November, 2021 8 hours ago, Danbert said: This reads like a parody. I particularly the line about Portsmouth's "infamous landmarks". https://www.hampshirelive.news/news/hampshire-news/portsmouth-ranked-alongside-new-york-6165315 That is hilarious. I have been to Portsmouth and 7 of the other 9 listed cities. I can confidently statr that Portsmouth is completely unlike the other cities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 November, 2021 Share Posted 7 November, 2021 8 hours ago, Danbert said: This reads like a parody. I particularly the line about Portsmouth's "infamous landmarks". https://www.hampshirelive.news/news/hampshire-news/portsmouth-ranked-alongside-new-york-6165315 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 7 November, 2021 Share Posted 7 November, 2021 10 hours ago, Danbert said: This reads like a parody. I particularly the line about Portsmouth's "infamous landmarks". https://www.hampshirelive.news/news/hampshire-news/portsmouth-ranked-alongside-new-york-6165315 Speaking with HampshireLive, she said: "I often describe Portsmouth as the 'biggest village' because you always meet people who know people. They all know each other because they're all fookin' related. Never have so many cousins been seen in the same place at the same time, yet another portsea island "wow factor". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 7 November, 2021 Share Posted 7 November, 2021 They were just congratulating Pompey on MOTD for the achievement of reaching the FA Cup 2nd(second) round four years in a row….!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 12 November, 2021 Share Posted 12 November, 2021 (edited) Fratton Park is finally going to enter the 20th Century with a 1930's makeover... Edited 12 November, 2021 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 12 November, 2021 Share Posted 12 November, 2021 55 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Fratton Park is finally going to enter the 20th Century with a 1930's makeover... Believe it when I see it. Last time they released artist impressions it resembled a child’s potty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 12 November, 2021 Share Posted 12 November, 2021 3 hours ago, Matthew Le God said: Fratton Park is finally going to enter the 20th Century with a 1930's makeover... I can’t see any difference to what it looks like now…..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 13 November, 2021 Share Posted 13 November, 2021 A 1-0 away win at Wycombe today. That's 4 games without defeat now which can only mean this is the start of their unstoppable march back towards the Premier League where their magnificent fan base deserve to be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 15 November, 2021 Share Posted 15 November, 2021 On 12/11/2021 at 13:46, Toadhall Saint said: Believe it when I see it. Last time they released artist impressions it resembled a child’s potty. Never gets old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 16 November, 2021 Share Posted 16 November, 2021 23 hours ago, Dark Munster said: Never gets old. 👍😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 November, 2021 Share Posted 18 November, 2021 Looks like we're going to be propping up our inferior neighbours then. Hope they accept our money with gratitude and grace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 19 November, 2021 Share Posted 19 November, 2021 On 18/11/2021 at 12:44, trousers said: Looks like we're going to be propping up our inferior neighbours then. Hope they accept our money with gratitude and grace. They should minus the charities money that they stole before giving that lot anything. It’s just hand out after handout to that lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 22 November, 2021 Share Posted 22 November, 2021 If they aren't stealing from charities, they're screwing them over in some other way. https://www.indy100.com/tv/redknapp-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-b1961408 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 November, 2021 Share Posted 25 November, 2021 On 22/11/2021 at 22:36, Jonnyboy said: If they aren't stealing from charities, they're screwing them over in some other way. https://www.indy100.com/tv/redknapp-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-b1961408 Being cynical no doubt there is a winner out there who was expecting this to happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 November, 2021 Share Posted 25 November, 2021 I get the Pompey News feed on my Facebook for some weird reason. It seems the template for any report is Win = The fans roared them to victory Draw = The fans roared them to a fantastic point and if it wasnt for them.... Lose = The fans turned up and roared them on and it was a plucky defeat Lose badly = The fans were fully behind the team and the boos were by the opposition fans as they didnt want to win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 26 November, 2021 Share Posted 26 November, 2021 On 16/11/2021 at 17:50, Toadhall Saint said: 👍😂 not another artist impression, we gotta have enuff of them to fill the feckin Tate, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 4 December, 2021 Author Share Posted 4 December, 2021 Knocked out of the cup to lower league opposition at home, in the last minute. Must've shat themselves at the prospect of potentially facing Saints in the 3rd round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 5 December, 2021 Share Posted 5 December, 2021 Up the Sulphurites. With a bit of luck Town will get the chance to beat them twice a season from next season. Would have loved have been in Milton end cheering them onto a last minute victory, but was at the game at St Marys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 12 December, 2021 Share Posted 12 December, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 26 December, 2021 Share Posted 26 December, 2021 Their stadium is special, says Neil Allen, in an "article" consisting of quotes dragged from his dubious books. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/in-their-own-words-why-sir-alex-ferguson-thierry-henry-jose-mourinho-benjani-ralph-hasenhuttl-co-love-portsmouths-fratton-park-3506064 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igsey Posted 4 January, 2022 Share Posted 4 January, 2022 Big point away from home at the mighty 10-man Cambridge United to keep them within touching distance of playoff heartbreak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 4 January, 2022 Share Posted 4 January, 2022 A draw with Cambridge can be considered a good result - if you're in a fucking boat race! I hear that the medical staff treating the seriously-ill fan were greatly impressed by the small freak group armed with a bell and drums, battering their eardrums throughout the solemn incident. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 5 January, 2022 Share Posted 5 January, 2022 washing time at Saint Fairy's wondered where the new chapman's would be. expect to see Liam Neeson walk out of the office after putting the rent up 20% Look what happened to us after playing with the eastern block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 5 January, 2022 Share Posted 5 January, 2022 Good effort Mack, nice to see you're okay - but I am disappointed... By now I would expect to see several freshly-written portsmyths doing the rounds, you know - SS tank drivers, fantasy dock strikes, war crimes, Serbian mafia, all the usual stuff. But all I've seen offered so far was someone who clearly can't grasp basic maths who thinks Jack Grealish cost the same as the club. So many numbers to remember, it's difficult....then letters as well....it's too much. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 January, 2022 Share Posted 5 January, 2022 11 hours ago, mack rill said: Look what happened to us after playing with the eastern block. You often make me laugh Mack, and I'm pleased to say with you not at you in this case. I must admit the thought occurred to me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 6 January, 2022 Share Posted 6 January, 2022 On 05/01/2022 at 01:10, mack rill said: washing time at Saint Fairy's wondered where the new chapman's would be. expect to see Liam Neeson walk out of the office after putting the rent up 20% Look what happened to us after playing with the eastern block. Neither Serbia or Yugoslavia were ever in the Eastern block……😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 Nathan Lyon the Aussie spin bowler was just shown on TV sitting in the crowd wearing a Pompey shirt. I always hated the bald cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 11 hours ago, Tamesaint said: Nathan Lyon the Aussie spin bowler was just shown on TV sitting in the crowd wearing a Pompey shirt. I always hated the bald cunt. I need evidence of this. Sure it wasn’t just a genericJD sports kit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, whelk said: I need evidence of this. Sure it wasn’t just a genericJD sports kit? Blue shirt, skate logo, "University of Skatesmouth" emblazoned across the front. Not sure about it being Lyon though. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/howzat-portsmouth-shirt-wearing-supporter-temporarily-stops-play-in-englands-fourth-ashes-test-against-australia-3519911 Edited 8 January, 2022 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 50 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Blue shirt, skate logo, "University of Skatesmouth" emblazoned across the front. Not sure about it being Lyon though. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/howzat-portsmouth-shirt-wearing-supporter-temporarily-stops-play-in-englands-fourth-ashes-test-against-australia-3519911 The commentary said it was Lyon and I am sure that nobody would wear a Pompey shirt by mistake. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 6 minutes ago, Tamesaint said: The commentary said it was Lyon and I am sure that nobody would wear a Pompey shirt by mistake. 🙂 Looks a bit like him but why would he be out at about in a stand at the opoosite side of the ground from the changing rooms during his side's innings, and moving behind the bowler whilst his team mate was batting ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 I don't like the idea of wearing a football shirt to the cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 Mack should be able to identify him, he's got to be related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 8 January, 2022 Share Posted 8 January, 2022 3 hours ago, badgerx16 said: Mack should be able to identify him, he's got to be related. Nar not sure he's a skate, gob is shut can't count the pegs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalf Posted 9 January, 2022 Share Posted 9 January, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 12:40, Fan The Flames said: I don't like the idea of wearing a football shirt to the cricket. That's why he was wearing a Portsmouth shirt 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 January, 2022 Share Posted 15 January, 2022 "Every cloud has a...." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 January, 2022 Share Posted 22 January, 2022 (edited) Oopsie... Edited 22 January, 2022 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 22 January, 2022 Share Posted 22 January, 2022 Ian Darke not enjoying the fishy fayre on offer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 24 January, 2022 Share Posted 24 January, 2022 Portsmouth goalkeeper Alex Bass admits the facilities at loan club Bradford City are better than they are with the Blues. The jealous rejects always make up stuff like this, not like the plucky replacement heroes coming in who appreciate that they have finally reached the promised land. It can't be true....unless of course Bradford bought two ping-pong tables in the Sports Direct sale, and have a ground that doesn't come with an awning and a jockey wheel. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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