The Pompey Thread

[SW5 SAINT]

I see poopeys three opening matches have been against three of the bottom four. The fourth they play today. It somehow always seems like they only play the teams at the bottom of the table……!

[mack rill]

manure must be feeling the same today,

[Waterside.saint]

On 18/08/2021 at 13:44, rallyboy said:

That league is over bar the shouting, they'd better order up the open-top bus now and get a ground extension with dedicated overland train station and integrated conference centre hotel facility sorted asap!

Eisner's pledge to be competing with Man City, Barcelona and Juventus in nine years time has finally launched and looks ahead of schedule.

 

Vintage RB 😀

[The Cat]

Has this been posted here yet?

Obviously the excitement of being near such an iconic sporting stadium got them aroused.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paramedic-sacked-being-undressed-rocking-24805030

 

[mack rill]

old news,,,they were just practicing mouth to mouth and chest compression ( that's why the ambulance was rocking) onist guv

[Dr Who?]

2 hours ago, The Cat said:

Has this been posted here yet?

Obviously the excitement of being near such an iconic sporting stadium got them aroused.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paramedic-sacked-being-undressed-rocking-24805030

 

I love the way this article has a picture of an Ambulance in it, just in case you do not know what one looks like! 

[Mystic Force]

Whats wrong with people these days? Do people not like sex anymore? Fit girl in a paramedics uniform in the back of the ambulance yes please! People are such kill joys.

[Weston Super Saint]

2 hours ago, Mystic Force said:

Whats wrong with people these days? Do people not like sex anymore? Fit girl in a paramedics uniform in the back of the ambulance yes please! People are such kill joys.

Not convinced!!!

[Mystic Force]

Ah I forgot the whole Portsmouth connection. 

[Danbert]

Neil Allen is a desperate hack

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/popular-portsmouth-book-returns-to-shop-shelves-three-and-a-half-years-after-selling-out-3361538

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, Danbert said:

Neil Allen is a desperate hack

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/popular-portsmouth-book-returns-to-shop-shelves-three-and-a-half-years-after-selling-out-3361538

Does it come with the crayons, or do you have to buy them separately ?

[suewhistle]

Does Factless Allen use bigger words and longer paragraphs than he does in his articles? 

[Weston Super Saint]

9 hours ago, suewhistle said:

Does Factless Allen use bigger words and longer paragraphs than he does in his articles? 

Not sure it could attain the title of 'popular Portsmouth book' if he did...

[Chapel End]

Did the dirty skates take the usual "Huge" following for the defeat today?

[Weston Super Saint]

3 hours ago, Chapel End said:

Did the dirty skates take the usual "Huge" following for the defeat today?

They were going to, but when they got to the bus they realised the wheels had fallen off  

[jawillwill]

https://www.wigantoday.net/sport/football/wigan-athletic-send-keith-the-duck-off-in-style-3363589

I'm sure the thousands of travelling fans would have been respectful to Keith the Duck at half time.

[OldNick]

On 26/08/2021 at 21:01, Danbert said:

Neil Allen is a desperate hack

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/popular-portsmouth-book-returns-to-shop-shelves-three-and-a-half-years-after-selling-out-3361538

Amazing, Harry Potter books when they run out are reprinted immediately, considering there apparently was a clamour and many disappointed to have missed it the publisher didnt warrant another run lol. Sold everywhere of course, Waterstones Pompey and the club shop

[John D]

Isn't that him writing an advert for his own book and dressing it up as a news article! 

[Danbert]

11 hours ago, John D said:

Isn't that him writing an advert for his own book and dressing it up as a news article! 

He is a desperate hack

[Danbert]

Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract

[CB Fry]

12 minutes ago, Danbert said:

Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract

Also known as "Pompey reporter tells player about Ronaldinho comments and writes up players immediate reaction to it, presented as players original thought".

 

Edited 9 September, 2021 by CB Fry

[Danbert]

Brilliant Pompey traitor uses beer instead of sun cream - it's Mexican!

🤪

[Mystic Force]

I have just read two of the worst articles from a "newspaper" I have ever read. They seem to have forgone the normal way of structuring a story for instead firing a shotgun loaded with sentences and seeing what order they would appear in. 

So Kitson was despised for being above average intelligence of a footballer in Portsmouth, maybe he should have cashed in the atmosphere rather than the pay cheque.

[trousers]

20 hours ago, Danbert said:

Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract

[trousers]

I know I've pondered on this before but why on God's Earth hasn't Factless Allen been snapped up by one of the nationals yet? That he's still dwelling in the cesspit of a tinpot local rag like 'The News' (sic) is a desperate waste of his many talents. 

 

Edited 10 September, 2021 by trousers

[trousers]

Is it too soon to start our annual chortle fest?

[Danbert]

Just now, trousers said:

Is it too soon to start our annual chortle fest?

No

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Dark Munster]

After years of heartbreaking failures in escaping from the depths of the lower leagues, it appears the sleeping giant has a real shot of going up this year. Good luck, Black Cats!

[Colinjb]

For anyone wishing to take a trip down memory lane....
 

 

[spyinthesky]

The 'Fake Sheik', the one that Piers Morgan reckoned was the 'Real Deal'?

[trousers]

12 hours ago, Colinjb said:

For anyone wishing to take a trip down memory lane....
 

 

aka "How to buy a trophy with dirty unsustainable spending"

...and nicely glosses over the 'favours' granted to them by HMRC and/or certain politicians in order to escape liquidation...

Edited 14 September, 2021 by trousers

[suewhistle]

On 09/09/2021 at 20:38, Danbert said:

Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract

Aaargh! I've got cramp. Toe-curling cramp. There is a place for AI after all, or maybe a single monkey with a typewriter..

[rooney]

4 hours ago, trousers said:

 

...and nicely glosses over the 'favours' granted to them by HMRC and/or certain politicians in order to escape liquidation...

and all the small businesses and charities they tucked up.

[igsey]

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-fc-triallist-and-former-west-ham-and-charlton-midfielder-prepared-to-take-legal-action-against-blues-claiming-breach-of-contract-3382622

This must be about as black-and-white as it gets and be resolved within about 2 minutes? Either he has a contract or he doesn't.

[Danbert]

14 hours ago, igsey said:

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-fc-triallist-and-former-west-ham-and-charlton-midfielder-prepared-to-take-legal-action-against-blues-claiming-breach-of-contract-3382622

This must be about as black-and-white as it gets and be resolved within about 2 minutes? Either he has a contract or he doesn't.

Cheating pikey bastards.

Oh and congrats on scraping through on penalties to the next round of the Hampshire Senior Cup

[suewhistle]

Hmm, interesting..  "While the first-team have gone 357 minutes without finding the back of the net, this fixture also finished goalless."

 

No prizes for guessing who wrote it.

[spyinthesky]

There is a good review on the Shysters involved in PFC at https.//youtu.be/lsf...yzQzqUI

[miserableoldgit]

I was looking for the World Record P*mpey thread on here but can'find it. Please move/delete if in wrong place. 

 

[trousers]

 

[Colinjb]

I already posted this in the replacement Skate thread. It's a well done piece, albeit without mentioning HMRC's leniency.

[bangkoksaint]

I enjoyed that and was quite informative. Personally I don’t go in for all the hatred and wish them well. The south coast would be a better place football wise if we were both in the PL. Also none of their supporters deserved some of those shameful owners. 

[miserableoldgit]

28 minutes ago, Colinjb said:

I already posted this in the replacement Skate thread. It's a well done piece, albeit without mentioning HMRC's leniency.

...or the alleged "missing" charities money....

[Chapel End]

1 down at home 😁

[Hatch]

Even Ironside can score against them 

[Chapel End]

Bottom half now🤣

[Pamplemousse]

Fans aren't happy on Twitter. Seems like they had similar ticketing issues we had at the Man Utd game. Whilst we issued a full refund to everyone, they've released a club statement blaming the fans for not using the tickets correctly 😂

 

https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2021/september/portsmouth-football-club-statement/

[Chapel End]

4 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said:

Fans aren't happy on Twitter. Seems like they had similar ticketing issues we had at the Man Utd game. Whilst we issued a full refund to everyone, they've released a club statement blaming the fans for not using the tickets correctly 😂

 

https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2021/september/portsmouth-football-club-statement/

Don't expect they had a much trouble leaving before full time 😁

[SW5 SAINT]

Sounds like poor old Nigel Adkins is being roundly abused by both sets of fans at The Valley……….!

[Chapel End]

8 minutes ago, SW5 SAINT said:

Sounds like poor old Nigel Adkins is being roundly abused by both sets of fans at The Valley……….!

Had the last laugh with the equaliser though

[hypochondriac]

Adkins becomes even more of a legend.