SW5 SAINT Posted 21 August, 2021 Share Posted 21 August, 2021 I see poopeys three opening matches have been against three of the bottom four. The fourth they play today. It somehow always seems like they only play the teams at the bottom of the table……! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 21 August, 2021 Share Posted 21 August, 2021 manure must be feeling the same today, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 22 August, 2021 Share Posted 22 August, 2021 On 18/08/2021 at 13:44, rallyboy said: That league is over bar the shouting, they'd better order up the open-top bus now and get a ground extension with dedicated overland train station and integrated conference centre hotel facility sorted asap! Eisner's pledge to be competing with Man City, Barcelona and Juventus in nine years time has finally launched and looks ahead of schedule. Vintage RB 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 23 August, 2021 Share Posted 23 August, 2021 Has this been posted here yet? Obviously the excitement of being near such an iconic sporting stadium got them aroused. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paramedic-sacked-being-undressed-rocking-24805030 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 23 August, 2021 Share Posted 23 August, 2021 old news,,,they were just practicing mouth to mouth and chest compression ( that's why the ambulance was rocking) onist guv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 23 August, 2021 Share Posted 23 August, 2021 2 hours ago, The Cat said: Has this been posted here yet? Obviously the excitement of being near such an iconic sporting stadium got them aroused. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paramedic-sacked-being-undressed-rocking-24805030 I love the way this article has a picture of an Ambulance in it, just in case you do not know what one looks like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Force Posted 24 August, 2021 Share Posted 24 August, 2021 Whats wrong with people these days? Do people not like sex anymore? Fit girl in a paramedics uniform in the back of the ambulance yes please! People are such kill joys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 24 August, 2021 Share Posted 24 August, 2021 2 hours ago, Mystic Force said: Whats wrong with people these days? Do people not like sex anymore? Fit girl in a paramedics uniform in the back of the ambulance yes please! People are such kill joys. Not convinced!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Force Posted 24 August, 2021 Share Posted 24 August, 2021 Ah I forgot the whole Portsmouth connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 26 August, 2021 Share Posted 26 August, 2021 Neil Allen is a desperate hack https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/popular-portsmouth-book-returns-to-shop-shelves-three-and-a-half-years-after-selling-out-3361538 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 August, 2021 Share Posted 26 August, 2021 1 hour ago, Danbert said: Neil Allen is a desperate hack https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/popular-portsmouth-book-returns-to-shop-shelves-three-and-a-half-years-after-selling-out-3361538 Does it come with the crayons, or do you have to buy them separately ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 27 August, 2021 Share Posted 27 August, 2021 Does Factless Allen use bigger words and longer paragraphs than he does in his articles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 28 August, 2021 Share Posted 28 August, 2021 9 hours ago, suewhistle said: Does Factless Allen use bigger words and longer paragraphs than he does in his articles? Not sure it could attain the title of 'popular Portsmouth book' if he did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapel End Posted 28 August, 2021 Share Posted 28 August, 2021 Did the dirty skates take the usual "Huge" following for the defeat today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 28 August, 2021 Share Posted 28 August, 2021 3 hours ago, Chapel End said: Did the dirty skates take the usual "Huge" following for the defeat today? They were going to, but when they got to the bus they realised the wheels had fallen off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 29 August, 2021 Author Share Posted 29 August, 2021 https://www.wigantoday.net/sport/football/wigan-athletic-send-keith-the-duck-off-in-style-3363589 I'm sure the thousands of travelling fans would have been respectful to Keith the Duck at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 1 September, 2021 Share Posted 1 September, 2021 On 26/08/2021 at 21:01, Danbert said: Neil Allen is a desperate hack https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/popular-portsmouth-book-returns-to-shop-shelves-three-and-a-half-years-after-selling-out-3361538 Amazing, Harry Potter books when they run out are reprinted immediately, considering there apparently was a clamour and many disappointed to have missed it the publisher didnt warrant another run lol. Sold everywhere of course, Waterstones Pompey and the club shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John D Posted 2 September, 2021 Share Posted 2 September, 2021 Isn't that him writing an advert for his own book and dressing it up as a news article! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 3 September, 2021 Share Posted 3 September, 2021 11 hours ago, John D said: Isn't that him writing an advert for his own book and dressing it up as a news article! He is a desperate hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 9 September, 2021 Share Posted 9 September, 2021 Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 9 September, 2021 Share Posted 9 September, 2021 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Danbert said: Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract Also known as "Pompey reporter tells player about Ronaldinho comments and writes up players immediate reaction to it, presented as players original thought". Edited 9 September, 2021 by CB Fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 10 September, 2021 Share Posted 10 September, 2021 Brilliant Pompey traitor uses beer instead of sun cream - it's Mexican! 🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Force Posted 10 September, 2021 Share Posted 10 September, 2021 I have just read two of the worst articles from a "newspaper" I have ever read. They seem to have forgone the normal way of structuring a story for instead firing a shotgun loaded with sentences and seeing what order they would appear in. So Kitson was despised for being above average intelligence of a footballer in Portsmouth, maybe he should have cashed in the atmosphere rather than the pay cheque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 September, 2021 Share Posted 10 September, 2021 20 hours ago, Danbert said: Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 September, 2021 Share Posted 10 September, 2021 (edited) I know I've pondered on this before but why on God's Earth hasn't Factless Allen been snapped up by one of the nationals yet? That he's still dwelling in the cesspit of a tinpot local rag like 'The News' (sic) is a desperate waste of his many talents. Edited 10 September, 2021 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 11 September, 2021 Share Posted 11 September, 2021 Is it too soon to start our annual chortle fest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 11 September, 2021 Share Posted 11 September, 2021 Just now, trousers said: Is it too soon to start our annual chortle fest? No Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 12 September, 2021 Share Posted 12 September, 2021 After years of heartbreaking failures in escaping from the depths of the lower leagues, it appears the sleeping giant has a real shot of going up this year. Good luck, Black Cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 September, 2021 Share Posted 13 September, 2021 For anyone wishing to take a trip down memory lane.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 14 September, 2021 Share Posted 14 September, 2021 The 'Fake Sheik', the one that Piers Morgan reckoned was the 'Real Deal'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 September, 2021 Share Posted 14 September, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, Colinjb said: For anyone wishing to take a trip down memory lane.... aka "How to buy a trophy with dirty unsustainable spending" ...and nicely glosses over the 'favours' granted to them by HMRC and/or certain politicians in order to escape liquidation... Edited 14 September, 2021 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 14 September, 2021 Share Posted 14 September, 2021 On 09/09/2021 at 20:38, Danbert said: Alleged greatest atmosphere in world football at 2-2 draw played 13 years ago convinces man to sign contract Aaargh! I've got cramp. Toe-curling cramp. There is a place for AI after all, or maybe a single monkey with a typewriter.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 14 September, 2021 Share Posted 14 September, 2021 4 hours ago, trousers said: ...and nicely glosses over the 'favours' granted to them by HMRC and/or certain politicians in order to escape liquidation... and all the small businesses and charities they tucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igsey Posted 14 September, 2021 Share Posted 14 September, 2021 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-fc-triallist-and-former-west-ham-and-charlton-midfielder-prepared-to-take-legal-action-against-blues-claiming-breach-of-contract-3382622 This must be about as black-and-white as it gets and be resolved within about 2 minutes? Either he has a contract or he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 15 September, 2021 Share Posted 15 September, 2021 14 hours ago, igsey said: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-fc-triallist-and-former-west-ham-and-charlton-midfielder-prepared-to-take-legal-action-against-blues-claiming-breach-of-contract-3382622 This must be about as black-and-white as it gets and be resolved within about 2 minutes? Either he has a contract or he doesn't. Cheating pikey bastards. Oh and congrats on scraping through on penalties to the next round of the Hampshire Senior Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 September, 2021 Share Posted 15 September, 2021 Hmm, interesting.. "While the first-team have gone 357 minutes without finding the back of the net, this fixture also finished goalless." No prizes for guessing who wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 15 September, 2021 Share Posted 15 September, 2021 There is a good review on the Shysters involved in PFC at https.//youtu.be/lsf...yzQzqUI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 17 September, 2021 Share Posted 17 September, 2021 I was looking for the World Record P*mpey thread on here but can'find it. Please move/delete if in wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 September, 2021 Share Posted 17 September, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 17 September, 2021 Share Posted 17 September, 2021 I already posted this in the replacement Skate thread. It's a well done piece, albeit without mentioning HMRC's leniency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkoksaint Posted 17 September, 2021 Share Posted 17 September, 2021 I enjoyed that and was quite informative. Personally I don’t go in for all the hatred and wish them well. The south coast would be a better place football wise if we were both in the PL. Also none of their supporters deserved some of those shameful owners. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 17 September, 2021 Share Posted 17 September, 2021 28 minutes ago, Colinjb said: I already posted this in the replacement Skate thread. It's a well done piece, albeit without mentioning HMRC's leniency. ...or the alleged "missing" charities money.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapel End Posted 18 September, 2021 Share Posted 18 September, 2021 1 down at home 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 September, 2021 Share Posted 18 September, 2021 Even Ironside can score against them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapel End Posted 18 September, 2021 Share Posted 18 September, 2021 Bottom half now🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 19 September, 2021 Share Posted 19 September, 2021 Fans aren't happy on Twitter. Seems like they had similar ticketing issues we had at the Man Utd game. Whilst we issued a full refund to everyone, they've released a club statement blaming the fans for not using the tickets correctly 😂 https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2021/september/portsmouth-football-club-statement/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapel End Posted 19 September, 2021 Share Posted 19 September, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said: Fans aren't happy on Twitter. Seems like they had similar ticketing issues we had at the Man Utd game. Whilst we issued a full refund to everyone, they've released a club statement blaming the fans for not using the tickets correctly 😂 https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2021/september/portsmouth-football-club-statement/ Don't expect they had a much trouble leaving before full time 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 25 September, 2021 Share Posted 25 September, 2021 Sounds like poor old Nigel Adkins is being roundly abused by both sets of fans at The Valley……….! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapel End Posted 25 September, 2021 Share Posted 25 September, 2021 8 minutes ago, SW5 SAINT said: Sounds like poor old Nigel Adkins is being roundly abused by both sets of fans at The Valley……….! Had the last laugh with the equaliser though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 September, 2021 Share Posted 25 September, 2021 Adkins becomes even more of a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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