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Social media is bad for you as everyone knows, but I am amused by the amount of posts by Portsmouth fans on every social media platform I’ve seen screaming about how fantastic their atmosphere is home and away, whilst also at the same time obsessively trashing the atmosphere or quality at Saints. 
What is it about these odd cunts that makes them so frenzied about trying to prove to the world of football that they are the best fans in the world? The way they kiss Millwall’s ringpieces is a sorry spectacle as well.

Most saints fans I know are happy to admit that the atmosphere is often shite at our place, but I find it no worse than when I’ve been to Fratton in the away end with mate’s teams.

Their old ground is always a a better conductor of atmosphere than a newer one like ours, but this relentless dribbling to anybody who’ll listen about how great their support is, is more desperate than it’s been for years since they got promoted.

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9 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Winning v Leeds (on ITV for anyone who cares).

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits.

They can charge all they like. They’re in 17th position and have 10 games left to make up 13 points on WBA who are in sixth place.

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4 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs.

Jesus wept.

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14 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Thanks for putting my mind at ease chaps.

No chance they make the play-offs this season, none. They could next season, probably Hampshire plod’s worst nightmare if Saints met them in the semi-finals. But there’s plenty of clubs more likely to, and they’d have to improve their wretched form away from the toothless, stinking ‘Old Girl’ they call home. 

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On 09/03/2025 at 13:26, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits

Might want to rethink?

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On 10/03/2025 at 09:33, Gloucester Saint said:

No chance they make the play-offs this season, none. They could next season, probably Hampshire plod’s worst nightmare if Saints met them in the semi-finals. But there’s plenty of clubs more likely to, and they’d have to improve their wretched form away from the toothless, stinking ‘Old Girl’ they call home. 

Their worst nightmare would be a playoff final at Wembley with 90,000 of us all over London 😂

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On 03/02/2025 at 00:24, Mixedkebab said:

The way they kiss Millwall’s ringpieces is a sorry spectacle as well.

Unless they're singing i'm forever blowing bubbles at them for some reason. Remember that. 😂

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On 03/02/2025 at 00:24, Mixedkebab said:

The way they kiss Millwall’s ringpieces is a sorry spectacle as well.

Unless they're singing i'm forever blowing bubbles at them for some reason. Remember that. 😂

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On 09/03/2025 at 13:26, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits.

If I was a Pompey fan I'd be booking a Travelodge around Wembley now before they all get snapped up in the rush.

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19 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

If I was a Pompey fan I'd be booking a Travelodge around Wembley now before they all get snapped up in the rush.

Hey if they win all of their remaining games and 4th place Sunderland lose all theirs, they will only be 3 points behind them at the end of the season

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3 hours ago, CB Fry said:

If I was a Pompey fan I'd be booking a Travelodge around Wembley now before they all get snapped up in the rush.

Sir, you said it was for yourself plus your wife and your sister, do you really just need a double?...

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10 hours ago, rallyboy said:

Sir, you said it was for yourself plus your wife and your sister, do you really just need a double?...

People outside of Portsmouth just don't understand that they can be, and usually are, the same thing.

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On 12/03/2025 at 20:59, whelk said:

Might want to rethink?

Was a cheeky insurance post.

If they're shit (which they have proved to be), then fantastic.

If they fluked a run (which they now clearly won't), then I'd have looked like an absolute football genius.

 

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