The Pompey Thread

[rallyboy]

Indeed, they're on course to repeat what we did - getting out of the division at the first attempt.

[trousers]

Meanwhile...

 

[Gloucester Saint]

Rooney needs to shore up his central midfield because the blue few have had 35 passes in Argyle’s half to 4 the other way. 

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Plymouth are making them look like Real Madrid at the moment. 

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 05/11/2024 at 20:30, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Plymouth are making them look like Real Madrid at the moment. 

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Better toward half-time but Plymouth poor compared to their usual home form.

Mind you, the lone striker the skates have is genuinely making Ali Dia look like Mbappe out there. Their players have given him some verbal clog when he’s not made runs or looked out of it.

[Gloucester Saint]

Michael Obafemi scores!

[tdmickey3]

  On 05/11/2024 at 21:39, Gloucester Saint said:

Michael Obafemi scores!

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Legend

[trousers]

[trousers]

  On 25/10/2024 at 21:43, trousers said:

And to think there were those who doubted me when I said several seasons ago that the tax cheats getting promoted to the championship would elevate the chortle factor on this thread several fold... 😁

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The gift that keeps giving... 😂

[trousers]

[SW5 SAINT]

It all seems a long time now since the start of the season, when it took Leeds and Middlesborough last gasp equalisers to salvage home draws. Of course all the talk then was that they were going to be this seasons Ipswich…….😂

Edited 6 November, 2024 by SW5 SAINT
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[spyinthesky]

  On 05/11/2024 at 22:17, SW5 SAINT said:

It all seems a long time now since the start of the season, when it took Leeds and Middlesborough last gasp equalisers to salvage home draws. Of course all the talk then was that they were going to be this seasons Ipswich…….😂

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They will be OK and the odds on their relegation are lower than ours

However Saturdays game v a poor Preston team may provide a clue

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 06/11/2024 at 09:31, spyinthesky said:

They will be OK and the odds on their relegation are lower than ours

However Saturdays game v a poor Preston team may provide a clue

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They are really, really struggling for goals. Didn’t realise what happened with Colby Bishop - rivalry aside I hope he recovers OK with a young family. Yengi their striker last night looked terrible - turn of pace but no real football awareness for the top two divisions. If they’d had a centre forward or two last night they’d have been out of sight well before Obafemi punished them.

[whelk]

Just the 6 points off safety after tonight’s results 

[hypochondriac]

  On 06/11/2024 at 22:00, whelk said:

Just the 6 points off safety after tonight’s results 

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Terrible results for them tonight with Luton winning and Preston nicking a draw. Cardiff in not too bad form despite their loss. Great stuff. 

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 07/11/2024 at 01:17, hypochondriac said:

Terrible results for them tonight with Luton winning and Preston nicking a draw. Cardiff in not too bad form despite their loss. Great stuff. 

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And what all those sides have in common is that they aren’t the best defensively, but they can often get a goal. Which is where Portsmouth without Colby Bishop until at least January and beyond for him to get match fit, are a bit stuffed. 

[OVER THE HILL]

Power failure at FP 🤣

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Power surge related to their new mega fan zone?

https://x.com/pn_neil_allen/status/1861830989212791107?t=76vRQ1fC9agcsJbr8_pbHw&s=19

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Fans are furious on Twitter with talk of match being abandoned now. Tinpot even by their standards.

Well worthy of a points deduction IMO.

[whelk]

  On 27/11/2024 at 20:37, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Power surge related to their new mega fan zone?

https://x.com/pn_neil_allen/status/1861830989212791107?t=76vRQ1fC9agcsJbr8_pbHw&s=19

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That’s a lot of lights for their pissy litter generator to power

[trousers]

😂

 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

This aged well.

https://x.com/moore_johnny/status/1861822234882388464?t=mXF9CXABMN5ntZBWGgGg3Q&s=09

[warsash saint]

  On 27/11/2024 at 20:37, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Power surge related to their new mega fan zone?

https://x.com/pn_neil_allen/status/1861830989212791107?t=76vRQ1fC9agcsJbr8_pbHw&s=19

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'Mega fan zone'??!!  Hardly a fishy f**ker in sight!!!

[tdmickey3]

I bet that stinky cunt westwood pissed on the fuse box

[Challenger]

Things are so bad for them apparently the public in Ukraine are considering donating generators.

[mack rill]

let that be a lesson to you my fellow football supporting feckers don't load the meatier up with pylon washers instead of florins.

   

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 27/11/2024 at 20:44, trousers said:

😂

 

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That’s a pity, they were looking forward to a scrap after the game. Surprised someone didn’t have 50p.

[whelk]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdrdhEJF/

[OVER THE HILL]

Pompey 3 down at Derby after 30mins.😀

[OVER THE HILL]

4-0 now !

" ugly own goal from Portsmouth skipper Marlon Pack" 😄

[trousers]

Chortle 

[rallyboy]

0-4 in a Derby match.....that rings a bell.

[mack rill]

just another slip up a learning curve to be expected when your a new boy on the block, rite off to the main board popcorn time. 

[Whitey Grandad]

  On 15/12/2024 at 19:11, mack rill said:

just another slip up a learning curve to be expected when your a new boy on the block, rite off to the main board popcorn time. 

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Hi Mack, see you next season!

[mack rill]

the way we are fucking up may be not😒

[OVER THE HILL]

Pompey 0 Frank Lampard's Coventry 1 after 3 minutes. 😀

[johnnyboy]

  On 21/12/2024 at 12:41, OVER THE HILL said:

Pompey 0 Frank Lampard's Coventry 1 after 3 minutes. 😀

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Probably too early to post that !!

Edited 21 December, 2024 by johnnyboy
Forgot to add context doh 😣

[LGTL]

Derby next season to look forward to at least. Their home form is too good to get relegated. 

[Pamplemousse]

https://x.com/CBSSportsGolazo/status/1872342235984896014

https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1872334111236555199

 

 

I think I have a new favourite player

 

Edited 26 December, 2024 by Pamplemousse

[benjii]

  On 26/12/2024 at 19:43, Pamplemousse said:

https://x.com/CBSSportsGolazo/status/1872342235984896014

https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1872334111236555199

 

 

I think I have a new favourite player

 

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He got a red card for that?!

[mack rill]

2025 is not starting to go well for either of our clubs. A 1-0 loss today leaves us still on the edge, let's hope we can keep our home form going.

your season has been a bloody disaster with stupid mistakes passing around at the back to start with now you are well out of your depth 10 points adrift and only 6 on the board don't envy you as Saints supporters having an autopsy after every game. still Happy New Year to you all and if we can hang in there next season should be good.

[Give it to Ron]

  On 05/01/2025 at 21:10, mack rill said:

2025 is not starting to go well for either of our clubs. A 1-0 loss today leaves us still on the edge, let's hope we can keep our home form going.

your season has been a bloody disaster with stupid mistakes passing around at the back to start with now you are well out of your depth 10 points adrift and only 6 on the board don't envy you as Saints supporters having an autopsy after every game. still Happy New Year to you all and if we can hang in there next season should be good.

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You look good going forward but defensively poor. Bishop a handful 

[benjii]

...said the choir boy.

[trousers]

  On 06/01/2025 at 09:01, Give it to Ron said:

Bishop a handful

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Dear Sport Republic.... Given we're already down and out, how about signing this Bishop fella to help send Portsmouth Community FC back down to Divsion 3?

[whelk]

Surely this isn’t news to anyone?

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/24842247.portsmouth-named-top-10-worst-places-live-uk/

[OVER THE HILL]

Pompey dumped out of the cup.

Wycombe Wanderers 2-0 Portsmouth: Chairboys beat Championship club to reach FA Cup fourth round - BBC Sport

[mack rill]

  On 10/01/2025 at 22:02, OVER THE HILL said:

Pompey dumped out of the cup.

Wycombe Wanderers 2-0 Portsmouth: Chairboys beat Championship club to reach FA Cup fourth round - BBC Sport

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move along nothing to see here, pony-fiddling football fans, it is  an annual event that just happens to be away from home this year.

we got enuff of a task trying to stay in this league, you on the other hand if you lose today you're right up the swanny 😎 that will about sum your season up

players can pack their bags and go on vacation early.

[OVER THE HILL]

Another disappointing result for the blue few.😀

Blackburn 3-0 Portsmouth

[Pamplemousse]

What?! I was always told that Portsmouth fans are the most loyal around and never in any circumstances leave a game early...

 

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 28/01/2025 at 21:44, Pamplemousse said:

What?! I was always told that Portsmouth fans are the most loyal around and never in any circumstances leave a game early...

 

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657 sound they’ve got a bit too old for their antics, used to love a tear up with the Wall. I suppose we should be flattered they’ll get the mobility scooters out to give us a welcome next year. This result doesn’t help them much in that regard.