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Hatch

Hatch

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There is now way that this fine respectable club are involved in dodgy transfers.

 

NB. This translates as ' I expect this is only the tip of the ice berg and there are multiple deals of this sort'

 

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mack rill

mack rill

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about time this thread had the Lazarus affect. as both teams are doing reasonably well at the mo Pompey still at the top(i know its not crimbo yet)and Saints trying not to catch Hoof or the tractor boys, next season could have a bit of spice to it😜

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trousers

trousers

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  On 18/12/2023 at 16:18, mack rill said:

about time this thread had the Lazarus affect. as both teams are doing reasonably well at the mo Pompey still at the top(i know its not crimbo yet)and Saints trying not to catch Hoof or the tractor boys, next season could have a bit of spice to it😜

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Impeccable timing, as always.... might be time to dig this beauty out again before too long... 😂

 

 

Hatch

Hatch

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Just been reading on X that some bloke who I have never heard off but plays for them is out for the season.  Apparently their best player too.   Shame.

 

 

mack rill

mack rill

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nuffink to see hear its the annual crimbo form fall off a cliff malarky. happened for the last 10 years but!! don't you pony fiddlers fret the winning streak will return just before season ticket sales time at the end of the season.😒  

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Weston Super Saint

Weston Super Saint

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  On 10/01/2024 at 16:08, mack rill said:

nuffink to see hear its the annual crimbo form fall off a cliff malarky. happened for the last 10 years but!! don't you pony fiddlers fret the winning streak will return just before season ticket sales time at the end of the season.😒  

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Is that when this gets sung as well?

 

 

badgerx16

badgerx16

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"The Saints are going up and the Skates are staying down

The Saints are going up and the Skates are staying down

The Saints are going up and the Skates are staying down

The Saints are going up and the Skates are staying down"

rallyboy

rallyboy

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I wouldn't read too much into this minor setback, these little things happen to the best teams over the course of a season, especially if they can't defend a fucking corner.

it's just a six-game blip.

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east-stand-nic

east-stand-nic

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I watched sky sports Saturday and while reporting from Fratton Park, the commentator mentioned that there was a half time exodus. Can any resident pompey fans explain why this would be, taking into account they are the self proclaimed best fans in the world?

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mickn

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  On 16/01/2024 at 10:46, east-stand-nic said:

I watched sky sports Saturday and while reporting from Fratton Park, the commentator mentioned that there was a half time exodus. Can any resident pompey fans explain why this would be, taking into account they are the self proclaimed best fans in the world?

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Yes very strange that the fans would be leaving seeing as the News had a 2 page spread on the Saturday before New Years Eve filled with quotes from previous players and opposition players (even had the dates ffs) saying that the atmosphere there is basically on a par with anything they had ever experienced, some even mentioning us and how much better Pompey's atmosphere is.  I'll leave you to guess who was credited with the article.

whelk

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  On 16/01/2024 at 10:46, east-stand-nic said:

I watched sky sports Saturday and while reporting from Fratton Park, the commentator mentioned that there was a half time exodus. Can any resident pompey fans explain why this would be, taking into account they are the self proclaimed best fans in the world?

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Not to defend that lot but how do they make a distinction between those fans going for HT piss and a pie and those leaving altogether? Presumably only from second half showing new empty seats?

mickn

mickn

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  On 16/01/2024 at 12:17, suewhistle said:

Factless Allen, no doubt. Can't remember who came up with that name but it so fits. Plus the writing style of a 14 year old, in the lower set for English.

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Correct, do you think there is any other (tinpot) club in the country who would have a 2 page spread of former players in their local rag praising the fans?

mickn

mickn

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  On 16/01/2024 at 12:24, whelk said:

Not to defend that lot but how do they make a distinction between those fans going for HT piss and a pie and those leaving altogether? Presumably only from second half showing new empty seats?

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I saw the goals on South Today last night and there was a fair few empty seats behind the goal even as the 2nd and 3rd goals went in.

Tamesaint

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  On 16/01/2024 at 12:24, whelk said:

Not to defend that lot but how do they make a distinction between those fans going for HT piss and a pie and those leaving altogether? Presumably only from second half showing new empty seats?

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Pompey fans don't leave their seats for a piss. They just piss in their seats. Mind you I wouldn't blame them if the toilets for home fans are like those I experienced in the away end a few years ago. 

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mack rill

mack rill

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  On 31/01/2024 at 09:34, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Pompey clinging on to top spot is the football equivalent of Rishi clinging on to the keys of 10 Downing Street. It's only matter of time before we get to enjoy the play offs again.

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Nar been there done it quite a few times, with a nice round figure on the amount we have won,,,fuckin zero.😒 

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trousers

trousers

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Zero irony klaxon... 😂😂😂

Although, technically he's correct... it was the previous (now extinct) club, which used to play at Fratton Park, that diddled the tax payer, players and charities...

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trousers

trousers

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  On 08/03/2024 at 09:36, Danbert said:

A Pompey hero speaks:

"Lallana said to me “What are you doing?”. So I smacked him in the face."

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/it-was-crazy-i-smacked-him-in-the-face-ricardo-rochas-portsmouth-admission-over-controversial-southampton-flashpoint-4547098

 

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You've got to be a special kind of thick to commerorate a goal that had zero impact on us being promoted that season and ended up with them being relegated. #tinpot

Thick. As. Mince. 

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rallyboy

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Get the bunting out, unfurl the banners, find the Turin Shroud tablecloth, polish up the bedside cabinet from HMS Victory, order in more prostitutes and fire up the double decker - it's party time!

The team that got relegated into a decade of obscurity still celebrates an ancient draw against a team that got promoted....

Next week, the Germans celebrate the day they put two rounds into an empty bus shelter in Stalingrad - they broke both windows and made it really cold in there.

 

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OldNick

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Fair play to Pompey they held their nerve and will get promoted.  Eisner is playing the long game and heard some good things he does around their city. 

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Pamplemousse

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  On 18/03/2024 at 12:42, Fan The Flames said:

Looks like they will make it t. Shame, pointing and laughing at them couldn't last forever.

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I can't see them doing an Ipswich. I can see them bouncing up and down the divisions like Rotherham and Sheff Wed. If they do even reasonably well, Mousinho will be off to another team like Schumacher dumped Plymouth

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trousers

trousers

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I'm actually looking forward to seeing how Portsmouth Community Football Club cope with their first ever foray beyond tier 3 of the football league structure. 

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