The Pompey Thread

[Matthew Le God]

Caption competition...

 

[Dark Munster]

  On 31/07/2022 at 12:34, rallyboy said:

Last time they achieved that they had a bus tour, called it Norris Day and still talk lovingly about it every anniversary.

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I suppose you can't blame them. It was that equaliser in the 15th minute of added time, a stunning 40 foot range bullet header, that saved them from relegation, and prevented us from going up.

[jawillwill]

  On 31/07/2022 at 13:08, Matthew Le God said:

Caption competition...

 

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Why is his tongue yellow/brown?

[jawillwill]

This article is not a spoof.

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/portsmouth-fc-fanatic-john-westwood-slams-cancel-culture-for-three-match-ban-after-mooning-and-making-lewd-gesture-towards-coventry-fans-3795583

Can even act indecently towards families and children anymore. It's PC gone mad.

[ChrisPY]

  On 02/08/2022 at 10:17, jawillwill said:

Why is his tongue yellow/brown?

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His sister had a curry for lunch.

[OldNick]

Omg, whats is wrong with the world that nothing is being posted on here!!! They are doing well to be fair and so.........

[trousers]

  On 31/08/2022 at 11:40, OldNick said:

Omg, whats is wrong with the world that nothing is being posted on here!!! They are doing well to be fair and so.........

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Who's "they"...?

They've been so insignificant for so long I'd forgotten all about them to be honest 

Edited 31 August, 2022 by trousers

[rallyboy]

Last night they drew 5-6 on penalties apparently.

Because the actual game was a draw and they came a plucky second in the penalties which decides the bonus points, that makes the whole evening a draw, according to the few, so they may be firing up the bus...

And did anyone else notice that Norris, the guy who scored the dramatic season-changing equaliser at SMS, is now selling shirts due to 'lack of space and a costly divorce', so there may be some bargains to be had at a car boot sale near you.

[jawillwill]

  On 31/08/2022 at 13:08, rallyboy said:

Last night they drew 5-6 on penalties apparently.

Because the actual game was a draw and they came a plucky second in the penalties which decides the bonus points, that makes the whole evening a draw, according to the few, so they may be firing up the bus...

And did anyone else notice that Norris, the guy who scored the dramatic season-changing equaliser at SMS, is now selling shirts due to 'lack of space and a costly divorce', so there may be some bargains to be had at a car boot sale near you.

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Who needs money when you can live with the best moment of your career? 

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/nostalgia/ex-portsmouth-midfielder-david-norris-i-ruined-billy-sharps-southampton-glory-and-it-was-the-best-moment-of-my-career-2860328

[jawillwill]

Pompey club statement

https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2022/august/statement-from-andrew-cullen/

To paraphrase: "Pompey fans are the bestest. Well done for being the bestest. But also you've been fucking bell ends, as usual".

[mack rill]

just goes to show every club has a few tossers disguising them selves as fans, bad enough chucking money away on the ticket

on a brighter note the bloo few are keeping there heads just above water😎 

[OldNick]

  On 01/09/2022 at 07:15, jawillwill said:

Who needs money when you can live with the best moment of your career? 

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/nostalgia/ex-portsmouth-midfielder-david-norris-i-ruined-billy-sharps-southampton-glory-and-it-was-the-best-moment-of-my-career-2860328

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If that is the highlight!! Ok Steve Morans goal at FP was probably his, but ours was to actually win a game in the FA cup rather than get a draw in a team that was to be relegated

[OldNick]

Pompey are doing quite well at present, all a bit annoyingly, but they are doing well. Shame Scarlet is there doing the business

[farawaysaint]

  On 16/09/2022 at 14:57, OldNick said:

Pompey are doing quite well at present, all a bit annoyingly, but they are doing well. Shame Scarlet is there doing the business

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They have the backing of a lower mid level championship club from an attendance standpoint so it is always going to happen eventually.

Still a long season yet and if they lose out in the playoffs again I will die laughing.

[Pamplemousse]

Annoyingly they got a last minute equaliser against Plymouth that kept them in the top 2

 

[mack rill]

Bollox that's it summers over still it's nice to see your keeping your run going,😎

[farawaysaint]

  On 01/10/2022 at 16:26, mack rill said:

Bollox that's it summers over still it's nice to see your keeping your run going,😎

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We’re a bit shit aren’t we Mack? 😂

[whelk]

Nice to see the one season they put some form together they have competition from clearly bigger clubs in Sheffield Wed, Ipswich, Plymouth, Barnsley,Bolton, Peterborough, Derby, Accrington and Cambridge.

[Hatch]

I used to be able to say when watching these twats ,

i hate him, he’s useless, he’s a prick etc etc.

now I don’t have a clue who any of them are.

just so insignificant these days  

 

[OVER THE HILL]

3-0 to Charlton at the moment 

[skintsaint]

Dont really follow lower league football as much these days, are Pompey doing their usual strong start then a big flop down the league, then a desperate try for the playoffs?

[OVER THE HILL]

FA cup draw, Pompey go to National League North side Hereford FC.

[SW5 SAINT]

It’s away to Forest Green Rovers in League 1 next. Let’s hope the good people of Nailsworth, population 6000, are prepared…..

[Hatch]

  On 18/10/2022 at 08:21, SW5 SAINT said:

It’s away to Forest Green Rovers in League 1 next. Let’s hope the good people of Nailsworth, population 6000, are prepared…..

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Expecting loads of heroic tweets when they ‘take’ the village green 

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Fuckers get everywhere. Just used the loo in a bar in Coral Bay Cyprus and there is a sticker on the wall with their badge and play up Pompey. That got ripped off the wall and pissed on.

[Tamesaint]

  On 21/10/2022 at 19:55, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Fuckers get everywhere. Just used the loo in a bar in Coral Bay Cyprus and there is a sticker on the wall with their badge and play up Pompey. That got ripped off the wall and pissed on.

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Good lad.

[Hatch]

Saints fan beats Pompey fan to No.10.

 

 

[Pamplemousse]

More dropped points tonight

They're struggling to keep up with Plymouth and Ipswich

Another hilarious play off defeat beckons

[The Cat]

 

 

 

[whelk]

Only 14 points behind Plymouth

[rooney]

  On 31/10/2022 at 21:40, The Cat said:

 

Petersfield dogs take note.

 

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[Bearsy]

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am currently in Portsmouth.

Now, I've never been to Portsmouth before, or for that matter a Holiday Inn Express, but by the lifts they have this sign:

It completely stopped me in my tracks! I must've read it 100 times. It seems to be some kind of code. I think it's something to do with the words in red and the capitalisation of Brother, but I can't quite figure it out.

Can anyone explain it for me pls?

[trousers]

  On 02/11/2022 at 08:32, Bearsy said:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am currently in Portsmouth.

Now, I've never been to Portsmouth before, or for that matter a Holiday Inn Express, but by the lifts they have this sign:

It completely stopped me in my tracks! I must've read it 100 times. It seems to be some kind of code. I think it's something to do with the words in red and the capitalisation of Brother, but I can't quite figure it out.

Can anyone explain it for me pls?

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I guess the marketing meeting went something along the lines of: "It doesn't matter what we write, those webbed finger f***ers can't read anyway"...?

Edited 2 November, 2022 by trousers

[RedArmy]

Free toothbrushes aren’t much use down there, ugly looking cunts. 

[Pamplemousse]

They're live on the BBC tonight 

As always with cup competitions, hoping they get through so we get a chance of playing them

[Pamplemousse]

On the other hand, them losing on national TV to non-league opposition is quite funny

[SW5 SAINT]

C’mon Hereford…..

[31cc]

Pompey paying tribute to the late Ronnie Radford by generously playing the part of Newcastle.

[jawillwill]

After Pompey's plucky draw v's Morcambe yesterday, they are just 10 points off the automatic promotion places. Same amount of points as Saints are from the European places.

[farawaysaint]

  On 13/11/2022 at 13:54, jawillwill said:

After Pompey's plucky draw v's Morcambe yesterday, they are just 10 points off the automatic promotion places. Same amount of points as Saints are from the European places.

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Glass houses etc 😂

[mack rill]

and real piss off is your teetering on the abyss and we are nowhere good enough to get out of div one.    

[Toadhall Saint]

  On 13/11/2022 at 16:46, mack rill said:

and real piss off is your teetering on the abyss and we are nowhere good enough to get out of div one.    

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Ah well there’s always next season (repeat ad infinitum)

[tdmickey3]

  On 13/11/2022 at 16:46, mack rill said:

and real piss off is your teetering on the abyss and we are nowhere good enough to get out of div one.    

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Face facts Skate, we are pretty shit at moment but not at the depths of shityness you lot are at

[mack rill]

  On 14/11/2022 at 15:21, tdmickey3 said:

Face facts Skate, we are pretty shit at moment but not at the depths of shityness you lot are at

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At the mo,,,,we live in hope

[Dark Munster]

  On 14/11/2022 at 17:00, mack rill said:

At the mo,,,,we live in hope

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Chin up, mack. It's imperative you keep up the hope.

It’s not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand.

 

[jawillwill]

Two more points dropped at home tonight.

I think they've only won once in their past 9 league games. Borderline Saints level of shitness. 

[rallyboy]

It was played locally and it was against Derby, that makes it a point in a local derby match.

Fire up the bus, unfurl the bunting - it's time for a victory parade!

[mack rill]

and back into the hat we go

[Dark Munster]

  On 26/11/2022 at 18:35, mack rill said:

and back into the hat we go

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For the last time this season.

Anyway, there's aways next season's first round minnow's draw to look forward to!

[jawillwill]

Lost today. Shame.