Saints most handsome player

[Turkish]

A thread laced with diversity and inclusion. One for us men to appreciate, the ladies to enjoy and hopefully to attract new members of the rainbow saints

Current top 3

Stuart Armstrong

harwood-Bellis

Mara

Top 3 of all time

Graziano Pelle ❤️

Alex Ostlund

Danny Osvaldo

 

Edited 17 February, 2024 by Turkish

[sfc4prem]

Current top 3 

Stu

Sully

Shea

All Time top 3

Grazi

Morgan

Anders

[Sunglasses Ron]

Iain Dowie

Neil Shipperley

Terry Hurlock

Edited 17 February, 2024 by Sunglasses Ron

[Turkish]

  On 17/02/2024 at 10:51, sfc4prem said:

Current top 3 

Stu

Sully

Shea

All Time top 3

Grazi

Morgan

Anders

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Forgot about Anders, he was a beautiful man

[Lighthouse]

Lovren probably worth a shout, Licka had a sort of Prince Charming from Shrek thing going on.

[Turkish]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:03, Lighthouse said:

Lovren probably worth a shout, Licka had a sort of Prince Charming from Shrek thing going on.

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Lickas missus was pretty special IIRC

[Lighthouse]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:13, Turkish said:

Lickas missus was pretty special IIRC

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This is a thread about hot guys, please try and stay on topic.

[Turkish]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:20, Lighthouse said:

This is a thread about hot guys, please try and stay on topic.

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Talking of hot guys I’ve  edited mine in include Dani Osvaldo a loon but did he look good whilst doing it 

[The Cat]

I'd do the lot of them if they get promoted 

[Turkish]

All time handsome XI 

       Niemi

Jesus THB   richard Hall  Fox 
 

Svenson Schniderlin Armstrong Lika 

 

Osvaldo  Pelle  

 

Manager Poch 

Edited 17 February, 2024 by Turkish

[Turkish]

Coincidently as this thread is about hot guys the thread is also listed as hot on the main screen

[Sheaf Saint]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:28, Turkish said:

All time handsome XI 

       Niemi

Jesus THB   richard Hall  Fox 
 

Svenson Schniderlin Armstrong Lika 

 

Osvaldo  Pelle  

 

Manager Poch 

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I'm assuming you mean Stuart and not David (unless you've got a thing for baldies of course).

[Turkish]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:33, Sheaf Saint said:

I'm assuming you mean Stuart and not David (unless you've got a thing for baldies of course).

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Stuart all day. Beautiful hair, nice facial hair and lean athletic physique ❤️❤️❤️

David doesn’t do baldies any favours although would make a good midfield trio with Marsden and Smallbone in a bald XI

[Maggie May]

This thread became a hot topic in an hour. Finally, a topic we can all agree on.

[Turkish]

Just look and admire isn’t he beautiful 

[SotonianWill]

Got to be Graziano, he would chest the ball instead of head it as he didn’t want to ruin his hair. Used to ask for the “Pelle” haircut when getting a new trim. 

[Toadhall Saint]

Chris Nichol, Ian turner & Joe Jordan 

[Paul Chuckle]

Few honourable mentions

Matt Oakley

Jamie Redknapp

Matt Robinson

Kevin Gibbons - would always be throwing himself at women in jumping Jacks in the early 2000s

Ken Monkou

Dani Rodriguez

Kamil Kosowski

Jan Paul-Saeijs

But has to be Stig Johansen for doing this on his signing photo

 

 

Edited 17 February, 2024 by Paul Chuckle

[Lighthouse]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:28, Turkish said:

All time handsome XI 

       Niemi

Jesus THB   richard Hall  Fox 
 

Svenson Schniderlin Armstrong Lika 

 

Osvaldo  Pelle  

 

Manager Poch 

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Maybe Bart over Niemi.

[Wade Garrett]

Mick Mills with his balding head and moustache looked so fucking vulnerable.

[S-Clarke]

Our team under Poch was a thing of beauty.

Boruc

Chambers

Fonte

Lovren

Morgan

Rickie

Jay Rod

Cork

Osvaldo

[Miltonaggro]

Phhhwwwwoooooaaaarrrrrrr!

[Miltonaggro]

Like a fine wine (on the day of the Transit wank court appearance)

[sfc4prem]

  On 17/02/2024 at 14:55, S-Clarke said:

Our team under Poch was a thing of beauty.

Boruc

Chambers

Fonte

Lovren

Morgan

Rickie

Jay Rod

Cork

Osvaldo

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How could I have forgotten Jack Cork and Jose Fonte!

Lord knows my wife probably hasn't 😂

Edited 17 February, 2024 by sfc4prem

[Oh no Mick Mills]

Nicky Banger.. Pure sex God. 

I used to sit next to him in maths and play alongside him in the school football team. 

He was never short of female admirers.. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 17/02/2024 at 12:06, SotonianWill said:

Got to be Graziano, he would chest the ball instead of head it as he didn’t want to ruin his hair. Used to ask for the “Pelle” haircut when getting a new trim. 

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Sure, but he knows he's good looking. Unassuming Stu, sometimes deceptively skillful, that hair ruffling in the breeze...say, is it warm in here?

[AlexLaw76]

[Bad Wolf]

Surprised no one has mentioned Lambert yet. 

[Suhari]

  On 17/02/2024 at 10:53, Sunglasses Ron said:

 

Neil Shipperley

 

 

 

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Before or after? Then or now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cum face?

[SNSUN]

Chris Marsden, David Armstrong, Will Smallbone, Richard Chaplow, Mark Draper.

Bald is best, smooth like a baby's bottom. Like a Sphynx cat or a chicken before it goes into the oven.

I'd ask my wife but she used to have a crush on Kelvin Davis so...

[Convict Colony]

[Lee On Solent Saint]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:47, Turkish said:

Just look and admire isn’t he beautiful 

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Exactly what I see when I look in the mirror each day

[SNSUN]

  On 17/02/2024 at 19:57, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Exactly what I see when I look in the mirror each day

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The invisible man in a Saints shirt? 😝

 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 17/02/2024 at 19:57, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Exactly what I see when I look in the mirror each day

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Why do you have a poster taped across your mirror? 🙂

  On 17/02/2024 at 16:05, AlexLaw76 said:

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I thought the ball handling thread would be separate, perhaps not even on the first date. 🙂

[Yorkshire Saint]

[Ted Bates Statue]

What a great example of positive masculinity that we can feel secure enough in ourselves to express our admiration for the looks (if not achievements) of some of our men's team. However, I consider it a great shame and tragedy that there is no real equivalent for our women's side. I dream that one day the sexist double standard glass canopy that overshadows over this thread can be smashed.

[St. Neil]

Maybe it was the hair.

[austsaint]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:36, Turkish said:

Stuart all day. Beautiful hair, nice facial hair and lean athletic physique ❤️❤️❤️

David doesn’t do baldies any favours although would make a good midfield trio with Marsden and Smallbone in a bald XI

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Don't forget Chaplow's dome.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 17/02/2024 at 22:32, St. Neil said:

Maybe it was the hair.

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Reminded now of Russell Osman's hair.

[benjii]

  On 17/02/2024 at 14:18, Lighthouse said:

Maybe Bart over Niemi

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Er, excuse me, girfriend!! Have you SEEN Paolo Gazzaniga?!!

 

😍

 

Edited 18 February, 2024 by benjii

[Oh no Mick Mills]

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdeearchive.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fheads%2F1206.jpg&tbnid=eTKZmsy62ub39M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deearchive.co.uk%2Fplayer.php%3Fid%3D1206&docid=o_aCnwgbWsJysM&w=500&h=500&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=646efe68b45f20d1

[Turkish]

  On 18/02/2024 at 06:48, benjii said:

Er, excuse me, girfriend!! Have you SEEN Paolo Gazzaniga?!!

 

😍

 

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Yes you’re right it has to be Gazzaniga forgot about him. Boruc also had a type of appeal about him

 

[Morse]

I'd like to throw my hat into the ring for most handsome fan. 

(Just follow the scent of Hi-Karate aftershave to block 4 to check me out)

[Leighsterrr]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:27, The Cat said:

I'd do the lot of them if they get promoted 

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You'll have no choice now...duly quoted so there's no wriggling out of it... 😉

 

I'm a Harwood-Bellis, Brooks and Downes kinda girl...and Shane Long from the past

 

Can see the Stu Armstrong attraction but he doesn't quite do it for my top 3...

Edited 18 February, 2024 by Leighsterrr
Sorry Mara...I just relegated you to the bench...

[John Boy Saint]

  On 17/02/2024 at 11:28, Turkish said:

All time handsome XI 

       Niemi

Jesus THB   richard Hall  Fox 
 

Svenson Schniderlin Armstrong Lika 

 

Osvaldo  Pelle  

 

Manager Poch 

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Promotion season away at Watford - Danny Fox warming on our side of the pitch, 2 middle aged Ladies stood in front of us were turning back the clock to their teens just watching him going through his drills……..then he bent over to touch his toes, me and my mate didn’t know whether to grab an umbrella or just get set to catch them both as they swooned. My mate said “steady on ladies” to which they both replied in unison “oooh that Danny Fox - he’s gorgeous!! Phwoar!”.  

[egg]

  On 18/02/2024 at 11:34, John Boy Saint said:

Promotion season away at Watford - Danny Fox warming on our side of the pitch, 2 middle aged Ladies stood in front of us were turning back the clock to their teens just watching him going through his drills……..then he bent over to touch his toes, me and my mate didn’t know whether to grab an umbrella or just get set to catch them both as they swooned. My mate said “steady on ladies” to which they both replied in unison “oooh that Danny Fox - he’s gorgeous!! Phwoar!”.  

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I'd pitch our homegrown Andy Cook from yesteryear as left back. The ladies loved him back in the day.