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A thread laced with diversity and inclusion. One for us men to appreciate, the ladies to enjoy and hopefully to attract new members of the rainbow saints

Current top 3

Stuart Armstrong

harwood-Bellis

Mara

Top 3 of all time

Graziano Pelle ❤️

Alex Ostlund

Danny Osvaldo

 

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4 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

This is a thread about hot guys, please try and stay on topic.

Talking of hot guys I’ve  edited mine in include Dani Osvaldo a loon but did he look good whilst doing it 

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All time handsome XI 

       Niemi

Jesus THB   richard Hall  Fox 
 

Svenson Schniderlin Armstrong Lika 

 

Osvaldo  Pelle  

 

Manager Poch 

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2 minutes ago, Turkish said:

All time handsome XI 

       Niemi

Jesus THB   richard Hall  Fox 
 

Svenson Schniderlin Armstrong Lika 

 

Osvaldo  Pelle  

 

Manager Poch 

I'm assuming you mean Stuart and not David (unless you've got a thing for baldies of course).

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Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

I'm assuming you mean Stuart and not David (unless you've got a thing for baldies of course).

Stuart all day. Beautiful hair, nice facial hair and lean athletic physique ❤️❤️❤️

David doesn’t do baldies any favours although would make a good midfield trio with Marsden and Smallbone in a bald XI

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Few honourable mentions

Matt Oakley

Jamie Redknapp

Matt Robinson

Kevin Gibbons - would always be throwing himself at women in jumping Jacks in the early 2000s

Ken Monkou

Dani Rodriguez

Kamil Kosowski

Jan Paul-Saeijs

But has to be Stig Johansen for doing this on his signing photo

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47 minutes ago, S-Clarke said:

Our team under Poch was a thing of beauty.

Boruc

Chambers

Fonte

Lovren

Morgan

Rickie

Jay Rod

Cork

Osvaldo

How could I have forgotten Jack Cork and Jose Fonte!

Lord knows my wife probably hasn't 😂

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3 hours ago, SotonianWill said:

Got to be Graziano, he would chest the ball instead of head it as he didn’t want to ruin his hair. Used to ask for the “Pelle” haircut when getting a new trim. 

Sure, but he knows he's good looking. Unassuming Stu, sometimes deceptively skillful, that hair ruffling in the breeze...say, is it warm in here?

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Chris Marsden, David Armstrong, Will Smallbone, Richard Chaplow, Mark Draper.

Bald is best, smooth like a baby's bottom. Like a Sphynx cat or a chicken before it goes into the oven.

I'd ask my wife but she used to have a crush on Kelvin Davis so...

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11 minutes ago, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Exactly what I see when I look in the mirror each day

Why do you have a poster taped across your mirror? 🙂

4 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said:

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I thought the ball handling thread would be separate, perhaps not even on the first date. 🙂

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What a great example of positive masculinity that we can feel secure enough in ourselves to express our admiration for the looks (if not achievements) of some of our men's team. However, I consider it a great shame and tragedy that there is no real equivalent for our women's side. I dream that one day the sexist double standard glass canopy that overshadows over this thread can be smashed.

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11 hours ago, Turkish said:

Stuart all day. Beautiful hair, nice facial hair and lean athletic physique ❤️❤️❤️

David doesn’t do baldies any favours although would make a good midfield trio with Marsden and Smallbone in a bald XI

Don't forget Chaplow's dome.

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2 hours ago, benjii said:

Er, excuse me, girfriend!! Have you SEEN Paolo Gazzaniga?!!

 

😍

 

Yes you’re right it has to be Gazzaniga forgot about him. Boruc also had a type of appeal about him

 

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23 hours ago, The Cat said:

I'd do the lot of them if they get promoted 

You'll have no choice now...duly quoted so there's no wriggling out of it... 😉

 

I'm a Harwood-Bellis, Brooks and Downes kinda girl...and Shane Long from the past

 

Can see the Stu Armstrong attraction but he doesn't quite do it for my top 3...

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Sorry Mara...I just relegated you to the bench...
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23 hours ago, Turkish said:

All time handsome XI 

       Niemi

Jesus THB   richard Hall  Fox 
 

Svenson Schniderlin Armstrong Lika 

 

Osvaldo  Pelle  

 

Manager Poch 

Promotion season away at Watford - Danny Fox warming on our side of the pitch, 2 middle aged Ladies stood in front of us were turning back the clock to their teens just watching him going through his drills……..then he bent over to touch his toes, me and my mate didn’t know whether to grab an umbrella or just get set to catch them both as they swooned. My mate said “steady on ladies” to which they both replied in unison “oooh that Danny Fox - he’s gorgeous!! Phwoar!”.  

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Just now, John Boy Saint said:

Promotion season away at Watford - Danny Fox warming on our side of the pitch, 2 middle aged Ladies stood in front of us were turning back the clock to their teens just watching him going through his drills……..then he bent over to touch his toes, me and my mate didn’t know whether to grab an umbrella or just get set to catch them both as they swooned. My mate said “steady on ladies” to which they both replied in unison “oooh that Danny Fox - he’s gorgeous!! Phwoar!”.  

I'd pitch our homegrown Andy Cook from yesteryear as left back. The ladies loved him back in the day. 

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