The Really, Really, Really Milking a Joke about Brooks being Cup Tied Thread

[malcolm waldron]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

There aren't any Tesco stores in Hamworthy, according to Google Maps.... the plot thickens.... you didn't happen to catch sight of his earlobes, per chance?

It was actually Waitrose in Branksome but I didn't want to destroy Brooksy's hard earned image as a man of the people where every little helps.....

 

 

[tdmickey3]

14 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Check the CoT thread for the latest news on tonights team selection

High jacking this thread 🙄

Really can`t bear to be out of the spotlight for long can you........ desperately sad  🤣

Edited 6 February, 2024 by tdmickey3

[gio1saints]

46 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Check the CoT thread for the latest news on tonights team selection

Brooksy looks very different in a dress and a dark wig I must say. All the same, it’s a good look fir Portswood high street.  

[Leighsterrr]

7 minutes ago, gio1saints said:

Brooksy looks very different in a dress and a dark wig I must say. All the same, it’s a good look fir Portswood high street.  

Somebody photoshopped that pic, this is what he originally looked like...

[sandwichsaint]

Reckon if we can get one of these in stripes it's got to be worth a go.

[swannymere]

I've just seen Brooks coming out of the Pimpey Superstore getting a shirt made up with Quinn on the back. 

[Cascadia Saint]

1 hour ago, swannymere said:

I've just seen Brooks coming out of the Pimpey Superstore getting a shirt made up with Quinn on the back. 

Apparently he dinked the ball over someone’s sisterdaughterwife with his first touch and then nutmegged her mobility scooter.

[Turkish]

was it a joke? I thought he could play

[Doctoroncall]

We need to take these cup games seriously, they are the only chance of winning something and need our best players playing. If he’s not going to play tonight I’m handing in my season ticket! 

[gio1saints]

Bet of the day sorted. Not often the bookies get these wrong so I’m going large on DB final goal scorer. 

Edited 6 February, 2024 by gio1saints

[SNSUN]

3 hours ago, Leighsterrr said:

Somebody photoshopped that pic, this is what he originally looked like...

I would.

[Leighsterrr]

1 minute ago, SNSUN said:

I would.

By the look on his face you already had...

[SNSUN]

7 minutes ago, Leighsterrr said:

By the look on his face you already had...

Nah he's far too satisfied. I leave my weird women/men hybrids wanting more. 

[miserableoldgit]

Just seen teamsheet......no Brooks!! WTF???😵

[benjii]

FFS, Brooks injured already.

[Leighsterrr]

1 hour ago, gio1saints said:

Bet of the day sorted. Not often the bookies get these wrong so I’m going large on DB final goal scorer. 

Gutted, he didn't make the cut...luckily for me I put my money on Ross Stewart so I'm waiting to rake it in tonight now...

[Suhari]

14 minutes ago, Master Bates said:

I feel like he's pointing at me

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

[WokingSaint]

7 minutes ago, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

Isn't he cup-tied ?? 

[SW5 SAINT]

9 minutes ago, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

I think he’s cup tied…..

[trousers]

No Brooks then?

[Badger]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

No Brooks then?

Rumours abound - 

he’s had a bust up on the training ground,

an injury the club want to keep quiet

he’s knobbed Pardew’s wife 

Take your pick. 

[Master Bates]

16 minutes ago, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

Well done 👍 you made me think I posted that in the wrong thread and made me feel like a dick for a couple of minutes

[SNSUN]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

No Brooks then?

[The Cat]

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

[The Cat]

2 minutes ago, Badger said:

Rumours abound - 

he’s had a bust up on the training ground,

an injury the club want to keep quiet

he’s knobbed Pardew’s wife 

Take your pick. 

Maybe he's the mystery Premier League player addicted to inhaling gas.

[Badger]

Just now, The Cat said:

Maybe he's the mystery Premier League player addicted to inhaling gas.

Could be onto something… 

[Plumstead_Saint]

6 minutes ago, trousers said:

No Brooks then?

Matt Gill said he's not eligible in pre-match interview.

[SNSUN]

5 minutes ago, The Cat said:

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

I'm more impressed that this all occurred over a working Tuesday during office hours.

[Miltonaggro]

4 minutes ago, The Cat said:

Maybe he's the mystery Premier League player addicted to inhaling gas.

North Sea or town gas? 

[gio1saints]

Feck. Not even on the bench!!!! How can McCarthy get on the bench ahead of DB? Crazy he’s a game changer. 

Edited 6 February, 2024 by gio1saints

[Leighsterrr]

9 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

I'm more impressed that this all occurred over a working Tuesday during office hours.

Thank god it did as its the only thing that got me through a very boring day

 

I thought I had a warped sense of humour but I feel quite at home amongst you lot 😂

[Jonnyboy]

29 minutes ago, Badger said:

Could be onto something… 

Is it good then?

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, benjii said:

FFS, Brooks injured already.

Heard he’s fallen out with Martin

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, The Cat said:

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

From the circle of trust to the circle of Bantz 

[The Cat]

27 minutes ago, Turkish said:

From the circle of trust to the circle of Bantz 

Next up, circle of jerks

[kwsaint]

Just now, SNSUN said:

MOTM for me was Brooks. Outstanding contribution from the dugout.

Why wasn’t he picked?

[Suhari]

Just now, SNSUN said:

MOTM for me was Brooks. Outstanding contribution from the dugout.

At least spell his name right!

[saintant]

1 minute ago, SNSUN said:

MOTM for me was Brooks. Outstanding contribution from the dugout.

Didn't notice him if I'm honest.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

Not enough room on the squad with newcomers Addams and Dibbles in there. 🙂

[SNSUN]

2 minutes ago, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

Not sure I misheard but I believe he was having his tubes tied or something...

[Sinned]

17 minutes ago, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

Cup-tied.   Played for Bournemouth in the third round

[CWD]

Just now, Sinned said:

Cup-tied.   Played for Bournemouth in the third round

Wish someone had mentioned that.

[SNSUN]

Just now, CWD said:

Wish someone had mentioned that.

I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do against Liverpool.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do against Liverpool.

As good as we were tonight, with the run in we have, he's sure to start against Liverpool.

[CB Fry]

Really looking forward to the Liverpool tie.

To have any chance of winning we will need on the pitch all of out Premier league experienced players, like Che Adams, Kyle Walker-Peters, Ryan Fraser and David Brooks.

[Sinned]

Pretty sure that Brooks is cup-tied for rest of the season.    He won’t be playing at Anfield.   

[Chewy]

If we play Brooks v Liverpool and get kicked out for fielding an ineligible player, do we keep our unbeaten record?

[Golac's Cunning Stunts]

13 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

Really looking forward to the Liverpool tie.

To have any chance of winning we will need on the pitch all of out Premier league experienced players, like Che Adams, Kyle Walker-Peters, Ryan Fraser and David Brooks.

Brooks could make all the difference if the manager would only pick him

Edited 6 February, 2024 by Golac's Cunning Stunts

[VectisSaint]

41 minutes ago, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

Rested for Liverpool

[Badger]

1 minute ago, Golac's Cunning Stunts said:

Brooks could make all the difference if the manager would only pick him

He’d have been our best player on the pitch tonight bar none if he’d been allowed on the pitch tonight.