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The Really, Really, Really Milking a Joke about Brooks being Cup Tied Thread


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3 minutes ago, trousers said:

There aren't any Tesco stores in Hamworthy, according to Google Maps.... the plot thickens.... you didn't happen to catch sight of his earlobes, per chance?

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It was actually Waitrose in Branksome but I didn't want to destroy Brooksy's hard earned image as a man of the people where every little helps.....

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Check the CoT thread for the latest news on tonights team selection

High jacking this thread 🙄

Really can`t bear to be out of the spotlight for long can you........ desperately sad  🤣

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46 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Check the CoT thread for the latest news on tonights team selection

Brooksy looks very different in a dress and a dark wig I must say. All the same, it’s a good look fir Portswood high street.  

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7 minutes ago, gio1saints said:

Brooksy looks very different in a dress and a dark wig I must say. All the same, it’s a good look fir Portswood high street.  

Somebody photoshopped that pic, this is what he originally looked like...

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1 hour ago, swannymere said:

I've just seen Brooks coming out of the Pimpey Superstore getting a shirt made up with Quinn on the back. 

Apparently he dinked the ball over someone’s sisterdaughterwife with his first touch and then nutmegged her mobility scooter.

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1 hour ago, gio1saints said:

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Bet of the day sorted. Not often the bookies get these wrong so I’m going large on DB final goal scorer. 

Gutted, he didn't make the cut...luckily for me I put my money on Ross Stewart so I'm waiting to rake it in tonight now...

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14 minutes ago, Master Bates said:

I feel like he's pointing at me

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RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

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7 minutes ago, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

Isn't he cup-tied ?? 

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9 minutes ago, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

I think he’s cup tied…..

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1 minute ago, trousers said:

No Brooks then?

Rumours abound - 

he’s had a bust up on the training ground,

an injury the club want to keep quiet

he’s knobbed Pardew’s wife 

Take your pick. 

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16 minutes ago, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

Well done 👍 you made me think I posted that in the wrong thread and made me feel like a dick for a couple of minutes

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2 minutes ago, Badger said:

Rumours abound - 

he’s had a bust up on the training ground,

an injury the club want to keep quiet

he’s knobbed Pardew’s wife 

Take your pick. 

Maybe he's the mystery Premier League player addicted to inhaling gas.

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5 minutes ago, The Cat said:

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

I'm more impressed that this all occurred over a working Tuesday during office hours.

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9 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

I'm more impressed that this all occurred over a working Tuesday during office hours.

Thank god it did as its the only thing that got me through a very boring day

 

I thought I had a warped sense of humour but I feel quite at home amongst you lot 😂

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1 hour ago, The Cat said:

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

From the circle of trust to the circle of Bantz 

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Really looking forward to the Liverpool tie.

To have any chance of winning we will need on the pitch all of out Premier league experienced players, like Che Adams, Kyle Walker-Peters, Ryan Fraser and David Brooks.

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13 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

Really looking forward to the Liverpool tie.

To have any chance of winning we will need on the pitch all of out Premier league experienced players, like Che Adams, Kyle Walker-Peters, Ryan Fraser and David Brooks.

Brooks could make all the difference if the manager would only pick him

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1 minute ago, Golac's Cunning Stunts said:

Brooks could make all the difference if the manager would only pick him

He’d have been our best player on the pitch tonight bar none if he’d been allowed on the pitch tonight. 

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