The Really, Really, Really Milking a Joke about Brooks being Cup Tied Thread

[malcolm waldron]

  On 06/02/2024 at 13:42, trousers said:

There aren't any Tesco stores in Hamworthy, according to Google Maps.... the plot thickens.... you didn't happen to catch sight of his earlobes, per chance?

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It was actually Waitrose in Branksome but I didn't want to destroy Brooksy's hard earned image as a man of the people where every little helps.....

 

 

[tdmickey3]

  On 06/02/2024 at 13:39, Turkish said:

Check the CoT thread for the latest news on tonights team selection

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High jacking this thread 🙄

Really can`t bear to be out of the spotlight for long can you........ desperately sad  🤣

Edited 6 February, 2024 by tdmickey3

[gio1saints]

  On 06/02/2024 at 13:39, Turkish said:

Check the CoT thread for the latest news on tonights team selection

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Brooksy looks very different in a dress and a dark wig I must say. All the same, it’s a good look fir Portswood high street.  

[Leighsterrr]

  On 06/02/2024 at 14:28, gio1saints said:

Brooksy looks very different in a dress and a dark wig I must say. All the same, it’s a good look fir Portswood high street.  

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Somebody photoshopped that pic, this is what he originally looked like...

[sandwichsaint]

Reckon if we can get one of these in stripes it's got to be worth a go.

[swannymere]

I've just seen Brooks coming out of the Pimpey Superstore getting a shirt made up with Quinn on the back. 

[Cascadia Saint]

  On 06/02/2024 at 15:10, swannymere said:

I've just seen Brooks coming out of the Pimpey Superstore getting a shirt made up with Quinn on the back. 

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Apparently he dinked the ball over someone’s sisterdaughterwife with his first touch and then nutmegged her mobility scooter.

[Turkish]

was it a joke? I thought he could play

[Doctoroncall]

We need to take these cup games seriously, they are the only chance of winning something and need our best players playing. If he’s not going to play tonight I’m handing in my season ticket! 

[gio1saints]

Bet of the day sorted. Not often the bookies get these wrong so I’m going large on DB final goal scorer. 

Edited 6 February, 2024 by gio1saints

[SNSUN]

  On 06/02/2024 at 14:38, Leighsterrr said:

Somebody photoshopped that pic, this is what he originally looked like...

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I would.

[Leighsterrr]

  On 06/02/2024 at 18:07, SNSUN said:

I would.

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By the look on his face you already had...

[SNSUN]

  On 06/02/2024 at 18:10, Leighsterrr said:

By the look on his face you already had...

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Nah he's far too satisfied. I leave my weird women/men hybrids wanting more. 

[miserableoldgit]

Just seen teamsheet......no Brooks!! WTF???😵

[benjii]

FFS, Brooks injured already.

[Leighsterrr]

  On 06/02/2024 at 17:31, gio1saints said:

Bet of the day sorted. Not often the bookies get these wrong so I’m going large on DB final goal scorer. 

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Gutted, he didn't make the cut...luckily for me I put my money on Ross Stewart so I'm waiting to rake it in tonight now...

[Suhari]

  On 06/02/2024 at 18:47, Master Bates said:

I feel like he's pointing at me

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RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

[WokingSaint]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:03, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

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Isn't he cup-tied ?? 

[SW5 SAINT]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:03, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

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I think he’s cup tied…..

[trousers]

No Brooks then?

[Badger]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:17, trousers said:

No Brooks then?

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Rumours abound - 

he’s had a bust up on the training ground,

an injury the club want to keep quiet

he’s knobbed Pardew’s wife 

Take your pick. 

[Master Bates]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:03, Suhari said:

RM you plumsack.

Just as I was starting to warm to you, you fuck it up. Again.

If you sign a Premier League player, damn well play him you bazooka.

#PlayBrookes

With the greatest of respect.

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Well done 👍 you made me think I posted that in the wrong thread and made me feel like a dick for a couple of minutes

[SNSUN]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:17, trousers said:

No Brooks then?

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[The Cat]

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

[The Cat]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:20, Badger said:

Rumours abound - 

he’s had a bust up on the training ground,

an injury the club want to keep quiet

he’s knobbed Pardew’s wife 

Take your pick. 

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Maybe he's the mystery Premier League player addicted to inhaling gas.

[Badger]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:23, The Cat said:

Maybe he's the mystery Premier League player addicted to inhaling gas.

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Could be onto something… 

[Plumstead_Saint]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:17, trousers said:

No Brooks then?

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Matt Gill said he's not eligible in pre-match interview.

[SNSUN]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:22, The Cat said:

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

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I'm more impressed that this all occurred over a working Tuesday during office hours.

[Miltonaggro]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:23, The Cat said:

Maybe he's the mystery Premier League player addicted to inhaling gas.

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North Sea or town gas? 

[gio1saints]

Feck. Not even on the bench!!!! How can McCarthy get on the bench ahead of DB? Crazy he’s a game changer. 

Edited 6 February, 2024 by gio1saints

[Leighsterrr]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:27, SNSUN said:

I'm more impressed that this all occurred over a working Tuesday during office hours.

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Thank god it did as its the only thing that got me through a very boring day

 

I thought I had a warped sense of humour but I feel quite at home amongst you lot 😂

[Jonnyboy]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:24, Badger said:

Could be onto something… 

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Is it good then?

[Turkish]

  On 06/02/2024 at 18:50, benjii said:

FFS, Brooks injured already.

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Heard he’s fallen out with Martin

[Turkish]

  On 06/02/2024 at 19:22, The Cat said:

This thread is the football forum equivalent of those "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" signs.

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From the circle of trust to the circle of Bantz 

[The Cat]

  On 06/02/2024 at 20:34, Turkish said:

From the circle of trust to the circle of Bantz 

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Next up, circle of jerks

[kwsaint]

  On 06/02/2024 at 21:48, SNSUN said:

MOTM for me was Brooks. Outstanding contribution from the dugout.

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Why wasn’t he picked?

[Suhari]

  On 06/02/2024 at 21:48, SNSUN said:

MOTM for me was Brooks. Outstanding contribution from the dugout.

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At least spell his name right!

[saintant]

  On 06/02/2024 at 21:48, SNSUN said:

MOTM for me was Brooks. Outstanding contribution from the dugout.

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Didn't notice him if I'm honest.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 06/02/2024 at 21:49, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

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Not enough room on the squad with newcomers Addams and Dibbles in there. 🙂

[SNSUN]

  On 06/02/2024 at 21:49, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

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Not sure I misheard but I believe he was having his tubes tied or something...

[Sinned]

  On 06/02/2024 at 21:49, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

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Cup-tied.   Played for Bournemouth in the third round

[CWD]

  On 06/02/2024 at 22:07, Sinned said:

Cup-tied.   Played for Bournemouth in the third round

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Wish someone had mentioned that.

[SNSUN]

  On 06/02/2024 at 22:08, CWD said:

Wish someone had mentioned that.

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I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do against Liverpool.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 06/02/2024 at 22:09, SNSUN said:

I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do against Liverpool.

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As good as we were tonight, with the run in we have, he's sure to start against Liverpool.

[CB Fry]

Really looking forward to the Liverpool tie.

To have any chance of winning we will need on the pitch all of out Premier league experienced players, like Che Adams, Kyle Walker-Peters, Ryan Fraser and David Brooks.

[Sinned]

Pretty sure that Brooks is cup-tied for rest of the season.    He won’t be playing at Anfield.   

[Chewy]

If we play Brooks v Liverpool and get kicked out for fielding an ineligible player, do we keep our unbeaten record?

[Golac's Cunning Stunts]

  On 06/02/2024 at 22:16, CB Fry said:

Really looking forward to the Liverpool tie.

To have any chance of winning we will need on the pitch all of out Premier league experienced players, like Che Adams, Kyle Walker-Peters, Ryan Fraser and David Brooks.

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Brooks could make all the difference if the manager would only pick him

Edited 6 February, 2024 by Golac's Cunning Stunts

[VectisSaint]

  On 06/02/2024 at 21:49, kwsaint said:

Why wasn’t he picked?

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Rested for Liverpool

[Badger]

  On 06/02/2024 at 22:28, Golac's Cunning Stunts said:

Brooks could make all the difference if the manager would only pick him

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He’d have been our best player on the pitch tonight bar none if he’d been allowed on the pitch tonight.