Convict Colony Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 (edited) Medical done yet ? I'm already getting excited about the YouTube video to come. I want to compare Carlos squat with a stick with Orsic's who I thought made my front door look flexible. How many handshakes will it include (I'd go for 12) Why is the fake contract paper always blue, do we have a discount to have Pompey coloured paper ? Haven't been this excited for a video since Pam and Tommy came out. Edited 10 January, 2023 by Convict Colony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 11 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: Medical done yet ? I'm already getting excited about the YouTube video to come. I want to compare Carlos squat with a stick with Orsic's who I thought made my front door look flexible. How many handshakes will it include (I'd go for 12) Why is the fake contract paper always blue, do we have a discount to have Pompey coloured paper ? Haven't been this excited for a video since Pam and Tommy came out. I just pray the club photographer ensures he gets a shot of each and every squat with a stick. Would be criminal to miss one and I hope they’re all published publicly. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 Can’t wait to watch this guy pass sideways or backwards to one of his fellow defenders. 😅 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 11 hours ago, Mr Saints said: He said Alcaraz makes well timed late runs into the box, similar to how Lampard did. Also said he's a bit of a wild child! Unlucky for him that Leisure World shut down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 The oracle tweets 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 4 minutes ago, whelk said: The oracle tweets Leaves it to just before a game when logic would say the club dont want to announce it and take away its impact. Expect it around lunchtime tomorrow - sources have told me......am i doing it right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 5 minutes ago, whelk said: The oracle tweets It’s like being sent an expected delivery time text from Yodel. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 9 minutes ago, whelk said: The oracle tweets As per SaintIQ in one of his post yesterday. Oracle? Orifice more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 9 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: Leaves it to just before a game when logic would say the club dont want to announce it and take away its impact. Expect it around lunchtime tomorrow - sources have told me......am i doing it right ? I am spanner thought we were playing tonight - it take it back crooky your a genius compared to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 On 09/01/2023 at 20:34, Lighthouse said: Ian Wright's grandson playing for Stoke is the real kicker for me, he's not even a kid either, 21 now. I swear grandpa was scoring at The Dell last week. Quite. No longer a question of who was that Charlie Wayman bloke, who was Mick Channon? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Kerplunk Posted 10 January, 2023 Share Posted 10 January, 2023 8 minutes ago, Charlie Wayman said: Quite. No longer a question of who was that Charlie Wayman bloke, who was Mick Channon? Reminds me of older folk saying World Cup Willie when you took a shot from outside the are. Willie? Exsqueeze me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Saint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Arrival at Heathrow yesterday 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Good to see he already owns a warm coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaMaverick Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 3 hours ago, Viking Saint said: Arrival at Heathrow yesterday Bonus hasn't hit for the Louis Vuitton gear yet then? I think my mum owns that suitcase. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 5 minutes ago, The Kraken said: Good to see he already owns a warm coat. Pair of socks will do him good. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 1 hour ago, SambaMaverick said: Bonus hasn't hit for the Louis Vuitton gear yet then? I think my mum owns that suitcase. are you suggesting he is travelling with your mum ? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 1 minute ago, Convict Colony said: are you suggesting he is travelling with your mum ? However she went about it — if his mum got him to sign — fair play. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 1 hour ago, skintsaint said: Pair of socks will do him good. the wholemarks of a twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 9 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: the wholemarks of a twat. wearing socks ? wow controversial take Our whole team are twats then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: wearing socks ? wow controversial take Our whole team are twats then I meant hes a twat for not wearing socks with shoes Edited 11 January, 2023 by SotonianWill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenridge Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 He should be good at cross-field passes with those eyes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umlaut Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Got it. Cheap suitcase, no socks and cross eyed. There really are some warriors on here. Welcome to Southampton 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 8 minutes ago, Umlaut said: Got it. Cheap suitcase, no socks and cross eyed. There really are some warriors on here. Welcome to Southampton Portsmouth bound ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 2 hours ago, The Kraken said: Good to see he already owns a warm coat. By owns I assume you mean he knicked it from Arsene Wenger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 5 hours ago, Viking Saint said: Arrival at Heathrow yesterday My 9 year old son has that cap, i'm not sure if he's cool or if "Charly" is a chav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verlaine1979 Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 I'm taking the fact that he still looks cheerful after a transcontinental flight is a good sign about his character in general. I'd be scowling like a c*nt. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 He has the ears of Lineker so there’s that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty's Caddy Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 21 hours ago, whelk said: The oracle tweets Yeah, bury bad news from tonight….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkoksaint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 37 minutes ago, verlaine1979 said: I'm taking the fact that he still looks cheerful after a transcontinental flight is a good sign about his character in general. I'd be scowling like a c*nt. What even if some desperado club were about to pay you north of £50K a week for kicking a ball about?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 6 hours ago, Viking Saint said: Arrival at Heathrow yesterday With a look like that he should be able to score plenty of goals by giving the keeper the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Kerplunk Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 2 hours ago, Umlaut said: Got it. Cheap suitcase, no socks and cross eyed. There really are some warriors on here. Welcome to Southampton The cheap suitcase won’t last. The preened and soft academy raised lads will have him on Louis Vuitton gear and tacky Dubai holidays before you know it. Even the kit man carries a posing wash bag when on away trips 🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 42 minutes ago, revolution saint said: With a look like that he should be able to score plenty of goals by giving the keeper the eyes. If he takes a penalty the keeper won't know which way to dive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 1 hour ago, Matty's Caddy said: Yeah, bury bad news from tonight….. By that logic we'll announce him tomorrow, not tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Patrik Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Its official on Insta now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Welcome aboard - can you please get stuck in straight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Confirmed. Another child added to the nursery. 👍🏻 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Is this our first signing direct from a South American club ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Matty 76 Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Hope he's a bit nuts, but not quite Lyanco level. Oh, and actually good as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 5 minutes ago, SuperSAINT said: Confirmed Jesus Jones has his international bright young thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Juice Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 3 hours ago, SotonianWill said: the wholemarks of a twat. Spelling it 'wholemarks,' the hallmark of a twat. Exciting signing, though. 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 5 minutes ago, Badger said: Is this our first signing direct from a South American club ? Delgado? Chala? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Orsic and Alcarez, an older attacking player and a younger attacking player. This tactic should have been done in the summer when we signed Lavia and Mara. Anyway welcome Carlos. I hope you are an instant hit because we don't have many games and we need survival. I wonder if he'll stick around for the Championship if we go down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 7 minutes ago, Give it to Ron said: Delgado? Chala? Yes, of course. Both had escaped my memory. Can't think why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FboroSaint21 Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 Signed - €14 mil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 4 minutes ago, Badger said: Yes, of course. Both had escaped my memory. Can't think why. You can add Federico Torpedo Arias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 4 minutes ago, Give it to Ron said: You can add Federico Torpedo Arias Another resounding success. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 (edited) Confirmed I hope it does not include a cooling off period. Announcing 15 minutes before kick off though? Edited 11 January, 2023 by Yorkshire Saint 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsaint Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 (edited) Jones really starting to shape a new team now. I may be the only one on here to support but I think he has done well to persuade these two new signings to come here. Hopefully a decent result tonight as well Edited 11 January, 2023 by hotsaint spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 11 January, 2023 Share Posted 11 January, 2023 1 hour ago, SuperSAINT said: Preferred the Stuart Taylor contract extension vid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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