Danger - sofa's and whiskey

[BadgerBadger]

He tripped over his sofa in a power cut - bet it was a blackout of a different kind, mind you I could think of worse things to survive on, hope it was a good single malt eh Mars

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm

[St Landrew]

There are worse accidents to have. The next time I buy a good single Malt, I might try tripping over the sofa in the dark having placed the whisky at a safe, but recoverable distance. Could be fun.

[Ponty]

That's some serious 'tripping over' to get a sofa on top of you.

[saint_stevo]

i like to eat food out from the side of my sofa

[BadgerBadger]

I once tripped over an empty bottle of whiskey and was lucky enough to have a sofa close to hand to survive on - although it was spinning for a for an hour or so.....

[Hatch]

There is probably enough food down the side of the sofa to keep me going for a week.