franniesTache Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 A few of us have been moaning about our lack of songs and constant references to the blue few, but not really offering alternatives, so how about we try and get this going as an alternative? Obviously might be beating a dead horse here but i genuinely think a re-work of Dock of the bay would be class, it's about the city, it's postiive, and everyone should know the tune (and at the very least the chorus). Plus it'd be completely unique to us and give us a song other clubs can't nick I left my home in Hampshire Headed for the Western Bay 'Cause I've got something to live for Love Southampton till my dying day. So, I'm just gon' sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time 2,3,4 (and repeat) https://x.com/Pugilist_fin/status/1742579808066748615?s=20 4
Turkish Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 It’s good. But I feel these lyrics might resonate more with our fans. Plus it’s too slow to us. So How about wish Pompey would leave hampshire wish the dirty skates would go away they’ve got nothing to live for hate Pompey til my dying day So I’m just sitting on the dock of the bay hating Pompey every day sitting on the dock of the bay wasting time clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap 6
Master Bates Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 (edited) Edit Edited 5 January, 2024 by Master Bates
EssEffCee Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 I've always quite liked this when I've heard it but never seems to catch on anywhere near enough. If you could get the club to play it pre kick off it might help potentially.
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 Never gonna happen.. its to slow. Nice effort though.
Paul Chuckle Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 Can't we appoint Nigel Martyn as goalkeeping coach, then we can sing (Hands in air waving) Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Martin (Hands pointing towards the ground) Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Martyn repeat 2
sfc4prem Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 4 hours ago, Yorkshire Saint said: Never gonna happen.. its to slow. Nice effort though. It's a shame our fans can't do slow songs. If Liverpool fans were the same, YNWA wouldn't be a thing.
sfc4prem Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 5 hours ago, franniesTache said: A few of us have been moaning about our lack of songs and constant references to the blue few, but not really offering alternatives, so how about we try and get this going as an alternative? Obviously might be beating a dead horse here but i genuinely think a re-work of Dock of the bay would be class, it's about the city, it's postiive, and everyone should know the tune (and at the very least the chorus). Plus it'd be completely unique to us and give us a song other clubs can't nick I left my home in Hampshire Headed for the Western Bay 'Cause I've got something to live for Love Southampton till my dying day. So, I'm just gon' sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time 2,3,4 (and repeat) https://x.com/Pugilist_fin/status/1742579808066748615?s=20 Print it off and get it spread around the ground. 1
Turkish Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 https://fb.watch/kKdCaACsPB/ we have to get this in fuck off pompey you’re all peados rest in peace Gary Speedo genius 2
sfc4prem Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 1 minute ago, Turkish said: https://fb.watch/kKdCaACsPB/ we have to get this in fuck off pompey you’re all peados rest in peace Gary Speedo genius That bloke is a fucking incel
Saint Garrett Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 Some tried to start this a few years ago, remember hearing it at Sheff Utd away when Djenepo turned into Messi. I remember it being too slow and too repetitive and just a bit shit tbh, but by all means give it a go,
EssEffCee Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 41 minutes ago, Turkish said: https://fb.watch/kKdCaACsPB/ we have to get this in fuck off pompey you’re all peados rest in peace Gary Speedo genius Don't get this modern obsession with calling everyone a nonce. Some 'lad' at the Blackburn game in block 15 thought he was utterly hilarious cos he kept shouting "WESTWOOD'S NONCING TEN MORE KIDS" Weird cunts.
Ted Bates Statue Posted 4 January, 2024 Posted 4 January, 2024 Again, I think it's been floated before, but I'd like to put in a word for the chorus to Sailing. We don't necessarily even need to change the words. Great anthem, which incidentally, I recently found out was not originally by Rod Stewart. However, for the benefit of those who are capable of only vocalising along to the Rickie Lambert song instead of singing the actual words, I have taken the trouble to devise some alternative lyrics that are slightly easier to grasp. It goes like this: Southampton, Southampton, Southampton, Southampton. Southampton, Southampton, Southampton, Southampton. I strongly recommend that you all absorb this and do your utmost to commit these lyrics to memory so it can be belted out at the weekend. Thanks 1
Saint Marky Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 5 hours ago, Paul Chuckle said: Can't we appoint Nigel Martyn as goalkeeping coach, then we can sing (Hands in air waving) Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Russell Martin (Hands pointing towards the ground) Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel Martyn repeat
Saint Marky Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Saint Marky said: We do have Adam and Stuart Armstrong, so I’m surprised this hasn’t been used, well I can’t remember it at recent home games. Edited 5 January, 2024 by Saint Marky Edit
Turkish Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 8 minutes ago, Saint Marky said: I’ve heard it used they also used it for Kelvin and Steven Davis, it was just as bad fhen
Saint Marky Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 (edited) Yeah, suppose we don’t sing it cause it’s shit, a bit like ‘we’re the itchen over here…’but we really need to up our game, I did here a quiet rendition of the great Stuart Armstrong song, guess it’s a bit long and tricky for most to pick up, but his hair truly is fricking fine, but the belters are a bit less frequent now. Edited 5 January, 2024 by Saint Marky Edit
SaintBobby Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 I love the sitting on the dock of the bay idea.... Think lines 5-8 need to be made more footbally/Saintsy ideally. Maybe just one line? So, I'm just gon' sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the Saints win all day I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time I do wish we had a way to get decent songs started that are a bit longer and smarter than the really easy chants.
NewYorkSaint Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 Given that we've been relegated but may well be about to go back up, I can't think of a better anthem than Chumbawumba Tubthumping. It's actually a drinking song, which may help for later, but we can literally just coopt the anthem part. "Oh, Southampton... Southampton... Southampton............. I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN. I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN." I know from personal experience this is one of the best, most addictive, most singable, most inspiring anthems. If another club as used it, I don't know of it, but that might just be me. Would also be great for those moments one of our players gets savagely hacked at. A great way to cheer them back to their feet! If you guys can get this going, I WILL COME BACK FROM AMERICA TO JOIN IN. 3
Paul Chuckle Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 The club should hire the father and son who sit front row of block 36 and do a snycronised banging of the sponsorship boards whilst looking and singing at each other to choreograph our fans at each home game 2
Saint Fan CaM Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 Whatever happened to the Woolston Ferry (bridge?) song? OK so it’s not there any more but it’s part of the club and areas history.
gammon cheeks Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 7 hours ago, SaintBobby said: I love the sitting on the dock of the bay idea.... Think lines 5-8 need to be made more footbally/Saintsy ideally. Maybe just one line? So, I'm just gon' sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the Saints win all day I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time I do wish we had a way to get decent songs started that are a bit longer and smarter than the really easy chants. Sitting on dock of the bay is to slow and boring to be honest
Saint86 Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 (edited) Southampton doesn't have a bay? It has the solent and fawley power station... maybe we can incorporate that 😅 Edited 5 January, 2024 by Saint86
Saint86 Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 Switch "Victor Wanyama" for "Carlos Alcaraz" and you've got a chant that's simple enough and about the right tempo for us 😂 3
Rebel Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 Surely it is about time we proclaimed our love for the Saints: I would walk 500 miles. And I would walk 500 more! just to be the the fan who walked a 1000 miles to see Southampton score! Da da da! Da da da! Duh duh duh duh dub duh! 1
Rebel Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 58 minutes ago, Saint86 said: Switch "Victor Wanyama" for "Carlos Alcaraz" and you've got a chant that's simple enough and about the right tempo for us 😂 I thought Celtic were supposed to be good at creating songs - our Victor Wanyama 'he's a mighty Kenyan' was levels above this. But saying that it would be a good fit with Charly Alacarz - although maybe something along the lines of the Artur Boruc's 'he's got his Charly, he's having a party' would work for Alcaraz: We've got our Charlie We are having a party! Alcaraz! Alcaraz! Feel free to improve on this 🙂 1
franniesTache Posted 5 January, 2024 Author Posted 5 January, 2024 11 hours ago, Saint Garrett said: Some tried to start this a few years ago, remember hearing it at Sheff Utd away when Djenepo turned into Messi. I remember it being too slow and too repetitive and just a bit shit tbh, but by all means give it a go, Think is we need slow and repetitive, listen to our support and the million miles an hour stuff ends up sounding like a modern art experiment because none of the blocks are in the same time, plus nothing ever catches on ronud the ground anymore because everything goes to quick. Also repetitive sounds amazing in a big group, think about United doing the United Calypso, that rolling song basically stops the other side making any noise at all. 9 hours ago, SaintBobby said: I love the sitting on the dock of the bay idea.... Think lines 5-8 need to be made more footbally/Saintsy ideally. Maybe just one line? So, I'm just gon' sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the Saints win all day I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time I do wish we had a way to get decent songs started that are a bit longer and smarter than the really easy chants. I don't think it needs to change, maybe an 'S' on the end of tide, given we're one of the few places in the world with two tides (which is why we became such an important dock) it seems fitting to reference it 1 hour ago, Saint86 said: Southampton doesn't have a bay. It has the solent and fawley power station... maybe we can incorporate that 😅 Southampton has Western Bay, hence the reference to it in the song. The reclaimed land where Western Docks and West Quay sit was originally a bay, and was where the Mayflower sailed from (and also where the french landed for the sack of southampton in 1338) for once a song actually makes reference to our cities history and past 5
Wurzel Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 35 minutes ago, franniesTache said: Think is we need slow and repetitive, listen to our support and the million miles an hour stuff ends up sounding like a modern art experiment because none of the blocks are in the same time, plus nothing ever catches on ronud the ground anymore because everything goes to quick Also repetitive sounds amazing in a big group, think about United doing the United Calypso, that rolling song basically stops the other side making any noise at all. This. Said it so many times in the past, but slow songs, and/or one with a sustained long note at some stage are the only ones that ever spread around a ground, simply because they can. As you say, it gives other blocks a chance to latch onto to the tune as well as understanmd the words to know where they are in the song when it first reaches them. OWTSGMI (slow) and We're by far the greatest team and the only two (plus COYR and Yellows which are hardly songs but they're slow) that ever seem to spread round the ground at SMS for that very reason. Off the top of my head, just a few from random songs from other clubs, YNWA, Allez Allez, Bubbles, Delilah, Blaydon Races, too many to mention by ManUre away support, Marching on together, PUP (sorry), Don't take me home. All seem to spread around whatever grounds they are sung at because they are at a speed where all parts of the ground can work out what is beein sung once they hear it and join in at the correct speed. Ultra fast clappy songs are fine for a small section but they're never going to spread around the ground. 2
Turkish Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 (edited) 1 hour ago, franniesTache said: Think is we need slow and repetitive, listen to our support and the million miles an hour stuff ends up sounding like a modern art experiment because none of the blocks are in the same time, plus nothing ever catches on ronud the ground anymore because everything goes to quick. Also repetitive sounds amazing in a big group, think about United doing the United Calypso, that rolling song basically stops the other side making any noise at all. I don't think it needs to change, maybe an 'S' on the end of tide, given we're one of the few places in the world with two tides (which is why we became such an important dock) it seems fitting to reference it Southampton has Western Bay, hence the reference to it in the song. The reclaimed land where Western Docks and West Quay sit was originally a bay, and was where the Mayflower sailed from (and also where the french landed for the sack of southampton in 1338) for once a song actually makes reference to our cities history and past Perhaps a version of “two tribes” changing the words to two tides could be in order? when two tides go to war Pompeys got one we’ve got more or two tides in our dockyard Youll Never sing that Edited 5 January, 2024 by Turkish 1
Dusic Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 We had him on loan, We had him on loan, Kevin Danso, we had him on loan 1 1
Bakovnetski Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 14 hours ago, SaintBobby said: I love the sitting on the dock of the bay idea.... Think lines 5-8 need to be made more footbally/Saintsy ideally. Maybe just one line? So, I'm just gon' sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the Saints win all day I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time I do wish we had a way to get decent songs started that are a bit longer and smarter than the really easy chants. I'm really up for the Dock of the Bay idea with this mod. And the terraces always speed up the slow songs anyway so I dont think its an issue. 1
gammon cheeks Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 WE GOT MARTIN WHO? RUSSELL MARTIN I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HES GONNA TAKE US UP AND WIN THE FA CUP WE GOT RUSSELL MARTIN 1
Turkish Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 5 hours ago, Rebel said: I thought Celtic were supposed to be good at creating songs - our Victor Wanyama 'he's a mighty Kenyan' was levels above this. But saying that it would be a good fit with Charly Alacarz - although maybe something along the lines of the Artur Boruc's 'he's got his Charly, he's having a party' would work for Alcaraz: We've got our Charlie We are having a party! Alcaraz! Alcaraz! Feel free to improve on this 🙂 it was racist.
Wade Garrett Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 Would like a song with the tune of ‘Sing Hosanna’ or ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’. It would be nice if we could incorporate some words for our Lord and saviour rather than people from Portsmouth who touch kids.
franniesTache Posted 5 January, 2024 Author Posted 5 January, 2024 4 hours ago, Turkish said: Perhaps a version of “two tribes” changing the words to two tides could be in order? when two tides go to war Pompeys got one we’ve got more or two tides in our dockyard Youll Never sing that We did try "One tide, you've only got one tide" and "we've got more tides than you, we've got more tides than you" against Plymouth but no one else joined in. 1
Wade Garrett Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 1 hour ago, franniesTache said: We did try "One tide, you've only got one tide" and "we've got more tides than you, we've got more tides than you" against Plymouth but no one else joined in. No good if we’re playing Ipswich. Felixstowe has a much wider window for vessel movements than Southampton because of their tides and depth. Just saying like.
whelk Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 On the left and on the right (Fratton Park is falling down) Kyle Walker-peters is dynamite (John Westwood is a fucking clown) Sign him up for 5 more years ( in league one for 10 more years) Southampton boys are on the beers 1 1
Paul Chuckle Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 "Phil Parsons Wooooah, Phil Parsons Wooooah, he comes from Man City, he farking hates Pompey" 1
EssEffCee Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 Meat pie, sausage roll Come on Saints, give us a goal
Divergent Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 To the Sweet Caroline tune ( and I’ll retire to my bunker to await the incoming rocks 😳) Where it began, was down to Russell Martin And now we know it's growing strong We didn’t believe But time relieved our doubting Who'd have believed you'd prove us wrong Goals, scoring goals Reaching out, touching me, touching you Sweet Saints of mine Good times never felt so good I've been inclined To believe we never would But now we Look at the points and it don't seem so lonely We’re going to make it to the top And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulders How can I hurt when supporting you Goals, scoring goals Reaching out, touching me, touching you Sweet Saints of mine Good times never felt so good. 2
Dusic Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 27 minutes ago, Paul Chuckle said: "Phil Parsons Wooooah, Phil Parsons Wooooah, he comes from Man City, he farking hates Pompey" He came from Dyson and has never worked north of Oxford, pal. -------- E-I-E-I-E-I-O, Phil Parsons is our CEO, From Dyson to the Championship, As part of Rasmus' power trip (We hate Pompey) 1
Paulwantsapint81 Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 We are sailing could be we are Southampton, we are the saints At home again, across the Solent We are winning on the road to be near you at St Mary’s 1
Badger Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 2 hours ago, EssEffCee said: Quorn pie, vegan sausage roll Come on Saints, give us a goal Adapted for RM …
Patches O Houlihan Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 5 hours ago, franniesTache said: We did try "One tide, you've only got one tide" and "we've got more tides than you, we've got more tides than you" against Plymouth but no one else joined in. Love this 😁
Turkish Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 5 hours ago, franniesTache said: We did try "One tide, you've only got one tide" and "we've got more tides than you, we've got more tides than you" against Plymouth but no one else joined in. Blondies The tide is high? The tide is high but I’m holding on weve got two pompeys got one pompeys got one pompeys got one
Pamplemousse Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 16:22, franniesTache said: A few of us have been moaning about our lack of songs and constant references to the blue few, but not really offering alternatives, so how about we try and get this going as an alternative? Obviously might be beating a dead horse here but i genuinely think a re-work of Dock of the bay would be class, it's about the city, it's postiive, and everyone should know the tune (and at the very least the chorus). Plus it'd be completely unique to us and give us a song other clubs can't nick I left my home in Hampshire Headed for the Western Bay 'Cause I've got something to live for Love Southampton till my dying day. So, I'm just gon' sit on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time 2,3,4 (and repeat) https://x.com/Pugilist_fin/status/1742579808066748615?s=20 I love it. I'm not from Southampton and have never lived there (although grew up in an SO postcode) but I wish we had more songs about the city. Unlike a few cities like Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Sheffield, Bristol, even Stoke ffs, we are a one club city. The one thing that should unite the entire fanbase is the city, and a song about the city is something we need.
Pamplemousse Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 On 04/01/2024 at 22:10, sfc4prem said: It's a shame our fans can't do slow songs. If Liverpool fans were the same, YNWA wouldn't be a thing. This winds me up so much. The sha la la la song for example, the skates do it brilliantly. Sha la la la la *clap clap* sha la la la la la *clap clap* In the stadium it sounds brilliant. But our fans when we sing the WTFILN version just clap throughout and it drowns out the lyrics, meaning all you hear is just a cocophony of clapping. Noisy but pointless.
NewYorkSaint Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 Forget pissing on Pompey. Small. Boring. We have bigger fish to fry. This is the only video on the Internet of football fans singing Tubthumping. Even when they don't the words, they love it. We're missing gold here!
wadesmith Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 To the tune of Urban Cookie Collectives ‘The Key’ ’We’ve got the Bree’ ’We’ve got the secret’
sfc4prem Posted 5 January, 2024 Posted 5 January, 2024 28 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said: This winds me up so much. The sha la la la song for example, the skates do it brilliantly. Sha la la la la *clap clap* sha la la la la la *clap clap* In the stadium it sounds brilliant. But our fans when we sing the WTFILN version just clap throughout and it drowns out the lyrics, meaning all you hear is just a cocophony of clapping. Noisy but pointless. I just imagine their hands as bloody stumps by the end of the game
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