Saints Kits Season 2024/25 - Page 24 NSFW

[Weston Super Saint]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

 

 

I will give it a go when I get a chance lads. 

No need. I've tested it, it doesn't work.

What I found was very effective though :

Visit you local farm and get a good wheelbarrow full of cow slurry and horseshit.

When you get home put all this in the bath, add some hot water, soak the shirt for a good 90 minutes until the water is cold.

Then wear the shirt to town (Pompey would be good if you can get there).

That little sucker will fall right off.

[Saint_clark]

7 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

No need. I've tested it, it doesn't work.

What I found was very effective though :

Visit you local farm and get a good wheelbarrow full of cow slurry and horseshit.

When you get home put all this in the bath, add some hot water, soak the shirt for a good 90 minutes until the water is cold.

Then wear the shirt to town (Pompey would be good if you can get there).

That little sucker will fall right off.

Does it have to be a local farm or could I order online?

[Saint Scott]

Third kit released on Wednesday

 

[Master Bates]

Edited 3 August, 2024 by Master Bates

[SaintNewForest]

Vile.

[The Curse of St Mary's]

Not sure on adult true to size status but be careful when ordering kids shirts online because my lad is very average size for his age (just turned 10) and he would need the 13-14 age shirt. They don't sell 12-13 age but the 11-12 wouldn't fit for very long at all. 

[Saint Shady]

1 hour ago, The Curse of St Mary's said:

Not sure on adult true to size status but be careful when ordering kids shirts online because my lad is very average size for his age (just turned 10) and he would need the 13-14 age shirt. They don't sell 12-13 age but the 11-12 wouldn't fit for very long at all. 

Great so from about 11 years old they’ll need to buy a £60 adult shirt. What a joke that is!

[Juneau]

3 hours ago, Master Bates said:

Blobby Blobby Blobby! 

[FarehamSaintJames]

Surely the whole point in a kit is to try and generate some sales? Someone somewhere for Puma has just wasted a lot of time there.

[Bad Wolf]

Only thing I don't like about it is the yellow crest. I like the colour of our badge so I'm really not a fan when they just have an outline of it. But that does seem to be the standard for the away kits these days.

[Bad Wolf]

Edit: Wrong thread.

Edited 3 August, 2024 by Bad Wolf

[Dr Who?]

Rhubarb & Custard! 

Edited 3 August, 2024 by Dr Who?

[The Curse of St Mary's]

3 hours ago, Saint Shady said:

Great so from about 11 years old they’ll need to buy a £60 adult shirt. What a joke that is!

Yeah but of a rip off given kids sizes go up to 14-15 but realistically will fit only up to 11/12 year olds max really. 

[Saint_clark]

8 hours ago, Juneau said:

Blobby Blobby Blobby! 

You bastard 😂

[Osvaldorama]

13 hours ago, Master Bates said:

I really hope this is some sort of joke. Wtf is that 

[Master Bates]

8 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

I really hope this is some sort of joke. Wtf is that 

Tbf, it's not too bad when you put it on.

 

[Miltonaggro]

21 hours ago, Master Bates said:

I'm getting a distinct 'boy named Sue' vibe from this. A psychological device, when worn the players will be so fired up that they gain two yards and kick the shit out of the opposition.

[Draino76]

Internal parts of a vag colours.  I like it

It could grow on me.

[Mallagroth]

All the repressed homosexuals are gonna be loudly raging about this one.

Could be a fun third kit choice if they’ve got the colours to work okay.

Edited 4 August, 2024 by Mallagroth

[FarehamSaintJames]

Sorry but surely the whole point in running a business is to make money.

If I was head of Puma and a team of my staff had come up with this PowerRanger kit I’d be like “What the fuck are you playing at”!

 

[Colinjb]

It's not my taste, but the fan base is not just middle aged blokes who should have better things to do then worry about kits.

So, whatever. My daughters like it.

[Gloucester Saint]

22 hours ago, Juneau said:

Blobby Blobby Blobby! 

The fan who put that banner over the lower east saying ‘Mr Blobby In, Branfoot Out’ has finally gotten the first part of their wish, even if it has taken three decades and a new stadium

[Nolan]

Missed a trick on sponsors...

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Last season my son got all 3 kits.

This season he only wants the home kit. Hates the yellow one, hates the pink one.  Good start with Puma in this household 😂

[Spoonman]

Puma really are shit. Their designs haven’t been at the races for a good few years now, but this pink effort, and the home shirt,  are absolute muck.

[SaintNewForest]

Puma are overrated shite. 

[Dr Who?]

I like it and if it was not £60 I would have purchased one for the gym and running. The top that is, not the full kit. 

I think they should have broken the colour up a little with the shorts and socks being maybe not pink as well. 

Edited 4 August, 2024 by Dr Who?

[hypochondriac]

Away kit is the only one I quite like. 

[Scoobysaint]

Don’t mind the pink kit that and quite like the Starling home kit but will only be getting a red vest training top when they finally become available online.

[eurosaint]

Come on you pinks....

😇

[bender]

For comedy value I'm getting that shirt.  But it will be from DHgate for £10

[andrew7610]

I bought a Hummel away kit for £13 from DHGate in the relegation season, and got the sponsor off using the nail polish remover method. You definitely need to turn the shirt inside out and apply it to the back of the transfer - if you put the liquid on the front of the sponsor it will just cause the ink to run onto the fabric and could possibly stain it.

The plasticky front print peels off quite easily (do it bit-by-bit, don't be tempted to do it all in one go), but I was initially left with some of the glue residue still on the shirt (so essentially a transparent but still slightly visible outline of the sponsor logo shape) but after a couple of standard wash cycles that's gone too.

Edited 5 August, 2024 by andrew7610

[Juneau]

On 04/08/2024 at 10:37, FarehamSaintJames said:

Sorry but surely the whole point in running a business is to make money.

If I was head of Puma and a team of my staff had come up with this PowerRanger kit I’d be like “What the fuck are you playing at”!

 

I think like another poster said… it would benefit from having a different colour pair of shorts (white? Or that lighter shade of pink)

I don’t mind a wacky 3rd shirt but keeping it just to the shirt, breaks up the kit and stops it looking like an awkward pair of PJs or goalkeeper kit!

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

On 04/08/2024 at 10:37, FarehamSaintJames said:

Sorry but surely the whole point in running a business is to make money.

If I was head of Puma and a team of my staff had come up with this PowerRanger kit I’d be like “What the fuck are you playing at”!

 

Is this the confirmed kit, or just a concept design based on the sneak previews being given?

[Master Bates]

https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/p-and-o-cruises-announced-as-our-official-sleeve-partner?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=par-POC-announcement2425&utm_term=poc-announcement2425&utm_content=video

[Wsaint]

4 minutes ago, Master Bates said:

https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/p-and-o-cruises-announced-as-our-official-sleeve-partner?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=par-POC-announcement2425&utm_term=poc-announcement2425&utm_content=video

What's with the block square, like they've cut it out of A4 and slapped it on

[The Kraken]

A crap shirt with a horrendous stick-on logo just got even shitter with an even worse additional stick-on logo.

Well done, design team. Effing useless the lot of you.

[Saint86]

1 hour ago, The Kraken said:

A crap shirt with a horrendous stick-on logo just got even shitter with an even worse additional stick-on logo.

Well done, design team. Effing useless the lot of you.

Thing is, loads of people will keep buying this crap. Needs a hard boycott on shirt sales until the club understand that they need to be maintained for more than one season, and they need to actually turn out quality designs. To be changing the shirt every year, churning out shit repeated year on year, and then to be charging £60 for it is just a piss take. 

[trousers]

1 hour ago, The Kraken said:

A crap shirt with a horrendous stick-on logo just got even shitter with an even worse additional stick-on logo.

Well done, design team. Effing useless the lot of you.

Indeed... I don't think they could've made the P&O patch look more tinpot / amateur if they'd tried.... 

[Saint_clark]

Just for anyone that missed it in the above article, if you've already purchased your shirt you can take it into the club store and get the P&O branding added free of charge! 

 

😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[JRM]

38 minutes ago, Saint86 said:

Thing is, loads of people will keep buying this crap. Needs a hard boycott on shirt sales until the club understand that they need to be maintained for more than one season, and they need to actually turn out quality designs. To be changing the shirt every year, churning out shit repeated year on year, and then to be charging £60 for it is just a piss take. 

Haven't Luton and Brentford recently changed to new kits every two years? Would definitely be better I think 

[Wsaint]

1 minute ago, Saint_clark said:

Just for anyone that missed it in the above article, if you've already purchased your shirt you can take it into the club store and get the P&O branding added free of charge! 

 

😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Was about to say this, like people are gunna be rushing down in swarms to add yet another shite logo to it.

[Colinjb]

2 hours ago, The Kraken said:

A crap shirt with a horrendous stick-on logo just got even shitter with an even worse additional stick-on logo.

Well done, design team. Effing useless the lot of you.

Could always be worse....

[Sunglasses Ron]

22 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Just for anyone that missed it in the above article, if you've already purchased your shirt you can take it into the club store and get the P&O branding added free of charge! 

 

😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Can you take your shirt and have the sponsor removed?  Now that would be cool!

I'm totally with @Saint86, the whole situation is a farce TBH.

Sell the shirts for £30 each, launch a new home shirt one year and new away the next. Have a decent, ethical, sponsor.  Job done!

[CSA96]

 

Edited 7 August, 2024 by CSA96

[Juneau]

Ross Stewart looks ecstatic 

 

[CSA96]

Nicer than I thought it could've ended up being. Not really sure why the badges are that odd shade of yellow though

[saintoaks]

Which games will we actually wear this (apart from tonight) ?   

Edited 7 August, 2024 by saintoaks

[beatlesaint]

4 minutes ago, Juneau said:

Ross Stewart looks ecstatic 

 

Probably thinking "never gonna be fit enough to wear this.....and if i am i'm pulling a sickie" 

In all seriousness why is the shorts and socks pink darker than the shirt pink ? UInless its a trick of the lighting in those photos.

Edited 7 August, 2024 by beatlesaint

[CSA96]

4 minutes ago, saintoaks said:

Which games will we actually wear this (apart from tonight) ?   

Games where the home team are wearing black or blue shorts and the match officials don't want Saints in the black or navy shorts that come with the red and white kit and the yellow kit. So that would be games like Chelsea, Brighton, Leicester... Newcastle potentially

And there'll be a few where either yellow or pink are suitable and they opt to wear pink just to give it a run out, I guess

Edited 7 August, 2024 by CSA96