Saints Kits Season 2024/25 - Page 24 NSFW

[sfc4prem]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:37, Saint_clark said:

Guessing this was Pumas idea as we haven't done one of these before have we? If it was something special like a return of the sash then sure but this is all a bit odd.

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Bit much, isn't it.

[Saint Billy]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:36, Pamplemousse said:

Did see a shot of what I think was our very own Steve Grant eagerly grabbing a beer from one of the servers

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How come this site is still working then?, answer that Mr smart ass.

[CB Fry]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:38, CSA96 said:

This is going to be the next generation's Ted Bates Statue reveal moment...

'Ta da...! Wait, why aren't you clapping and cheering?!'

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Honestly this kit will need to walk on stage by itself to be worth this level of hype.

Edited 16 July, 2024 by CB Fry

[CSA96]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:39, CB Fry said:

Looked like all three of the podcast boys together to maximise recognition/autograph hunters

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You can only book 'em together, mate - no solo appearances

[manji]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:39, SaintNewForest said:

Why is anyone even watching this shite? 

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You are on here talking about a thread that’s talking about shite

[ally_uk]

What's the point of hosting a event to unveil that fucking bag of shite..... 

 

[AlexLaw76]

where are you all watching this?

[Miltonaggro]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:39, CB Fry said:

Looked like all three of the podcast boys together to maximise recognition/autograph hunters

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Has someone checked the rooftops?

[S-Clarke]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:40, ally_uk said:

What's the point of hosting a event to unveil that fucking bag of shite..... 

 

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I think the memory of this event will be the unveiling of Flynn Downes rather than the kit.

[CB Fry]

I turned it off as I have been to drinks receptions at regional sales conferences before.

[LaptopSaint]

The shirt’s ok but the sponsor’s logo is once again fucking awful and slightly embarrassing. Why do they do this? 

[madge]

Hopefully I can get it in Turkey for £8 lol

[Saint Billy]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:41, AlexLaw76 said:

where are you all watching this?

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Mongolia on a pony.

[Suhari]

Some "healthy lasses" in that room.

Where's the nuns?

[Maggie May]

I’m watching it via a live stream on B-anter.

[Saint Billy]

Are we sad watching this?

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:41, LaptopSaint said:

The shirt’s ok but the sponsor’s logo is once again fucking awful and slightly embarrassing. Why do they do this? 

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££££. Hopefully it’s many times the nearest offer and funds the new first team GK/or Flynn’s CM partner/or striker sorely needed. 

[Farmer Saint]

Is that genuinely the kit - if so that is the worst kit I think I have ever seen?

[S-Clarke]

They'll be gutted once they know that it was leaked on twitter an hour ago, and Flynn Downes was confirmed by Fabrizo 2 days ago.

[BarryVenisonsHair]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:40, ally_uk said:

What's the point of hosting a event to unveil that fucking bag of shite..... 

 

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I can imagine some said this at your christening 

[CSA96]

You just know a room of high up bods at Puma and Saints cooked this idea up and thought it would be great, and all the poor fuckers underneath them tried to stop it and explain that it's going to be sh!te. Alas, here we are watching a stream of people drinking free booze on the terribly buggy app, with no idea what's happening or when it's happening

Edited 16 July, 2024 by CSA96

[CB Fry]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:41, AlexLaw76 said:

where are you all watching this?

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They've put it on the big screens at Wembley BoxPark

[Saint Matty 76]

What a truly insane waste of time

[CSA96]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:41, AlexLaw76 said:

where are you all watching this?

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RedTube

[Saint_clark]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:43, Saint Billy said:

Are we sad watching this?

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I'm just trying to get a screenshot of Steve grant picking his nose.

[beatlesaint]

How much longer are we gonna get people milling around drinking beer ffs?

[Miltonaggro]

Tell you what it's a shite kit launch but the bants on this thread are solidly mid table currently.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

It reminds me a bit of the kit from our first season in League One. A shit kit, with a naff sponsor reminiscent of the days when we were too skint to afford anything better.

Anyway, I'm hoping it's a top quality wind up. Given all the zig zags (Pick your stripes) etc in the marketing, I'm still hoping for something a bit whackier.

Also, this live stream is tediously awful.

[Hopper]

Chances of a kit and Downes reveal combo? Lad comes strolling out in the new home kit 💥

[Master Bates]

I'm sat here drinking a beer, watching my imaginary oldest son on his laptop, drinking a beer, watching a load of people, drinking a beer.

[Pamplemousse]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:48, Miltonaggro said:

Tell you what it's a shite kit launch but the bants on this thread are solidly mid table currently.

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Exactly, it's the only reason I'm watching. I can bet you we're having a better time than the poor souls stuck in that room

[S-Clarke]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:43, Saint Billy said:

Are we sad watching this?

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Probably. But it was either this or emptying the dishwasher for me, at the time this seemed like a good idea. But I'm starting to regret my decision.

[Miltonaggro]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:48, beatlesaint said:

How much longer are we gonna get people milling around drinking beer ffs?

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Hopefully get a few down them and it kicks off.

[Saint Billy]

She's rather healthy

[Colinjb]

Strangers drinking and incoherently chatting, low lighting that leaves you unable to see anything. It's every bad nightclub that's closed in the last few years.

[Gloucester Saint]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:35, hypochondriac said:

I think I saw someone with a gammy eye 

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Soggy will be furious that the club invited Nick Griffin to the kit launch 

[CSA96]

Away is nice on first glance?

[S-Clarke]

They have made a right mess of this tbh.

[Hopper]

CALLED IT!

[Master Bates]

All yellow then, nice

Edited 16 July, 2024 by Master Bates

[CSA96]

[Pamplemousse]

They actually have brought out Flynn lol. Fair play

[Colinjb]

Poor Flynn Downes. 'I left West Ham for this half baked shite?'

[Miltonaggro]

This could all be building up to a 2024 Potter's Heron moment of course.

[Suhari]

Well cringey.

Good to see Flynn signed.

Switched off when the Puma 'pro football account manager " was introduced.

[Saint_clark]

Was funny as fuck when all the players walked out looking miserable and then just stood there while a room full of people awkwardly stared at them.

[sfc4prem]

Decent kit, let's move on now.

[Colinjb]

The away kit is the better of the two.

[Miltonaggro]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:54, CSA96 said:

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[sfc4prem]

  On 16/07/2024 at 18:55, Saint_clark said:

Was funny as fuck when all the players walked out looking miserable and then just stood there while a room full of people awkwardly stared at them.

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Certainly didn't sign up for that when they signed their contracts 😅