Dark Munster Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 On 11/06/2018 at 10:03, Guided Missile said: All the politicians, millionaire liberal "luvvies", middle class European sheep and most of the rest, were wrong about Trump. I liked him when I first read "Art of the Deal" back in 1987. Anyone that rubs politicians up the wrong way and is well on the way to achieving world peace, fair treatment for American workers and jobs for minorities is OK by me. It just shows what a successful businessman can do, compared to a career politician. I look forward to the Nobel Prize presentation... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Saint Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 1 hour ago, manji said: Spot on. There’s quite a few videos of Sunak making a twat of himself. A great one of him going into a convenience store. He clearly wasn’t used to handling cash and then when he eventually tried to hand the money over doesn’t realise there a plastic security screen in front of him. His parents are Saints Supporters but he doesn’t even like football he is a cricket fan though. I loved the one of him using a hammer. But genuinely, although the lack of knowledge on how to use a hammer is pretty embarrassing, the lack of intelligence to work out the logical way to use an implement like that (by the PM, no less) is thoroughly worrying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Challenger Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 1 hour ago, iansums said: Any photos? Not sure your photo request was for an old mangled cock or Jeremy Corbyn. Then I realised that this could cover both. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 2 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: I loved the one of him using a hammer. But genuinely, although the lack of knowledge on how to use a hammer is pretty embarrassing, the lack of intelligence to work out the logical way to use an implement like that (by the PM, no less) is thoroughly worrying. reminds me of this LOL 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Saint Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said: reminds me of this LOL That was fucking hilarious. Can't do that now though, due to wokeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 9 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: Certainly looks like a cock jammed in a mangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 13 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: I loved the one of him using a hammer. But genuinely, although the lack of knowledge on how to use a hammer is pretty embarrassing, the lack of intelligence to work out the logical way to use an implement like that (by the PM, no less) is thoroughly worrying. Assume your joking? You realise this was fake news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 1 hour ago, whelk said: There’s a good one in the lounge giving Batman tips to stop cats shitting in his garden Thanks for this, I’ve been able to assist Batman, I’ve become an expert on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabrice29 Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 18 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: I loved the one of him using a hammer. But genuinely, although the lack of knowledge on how to use a hammer is pretty embarrassing, the lack of intelligence to work out the logical way to use an implement like that (by the PM, no less) is thoroughly worrying. Nobody tell Farmer about the full video please. Love the innocence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Saint Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 (edited) 17 minutes ago, hypochondriac said: Assume your joking? You realise this was fake news? Nope, must have missed that bantz - why was it fake news? Edit: just looked it up - wasn't aware. 🤷♂️ Funniest thing is, I wouldn't ever question that not being true - that's how little regard I hold him in. Edited 30 December, 2023 by Farmer Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 2 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: Nope, must have missed that bantz - why was it fake news? That’s a planishing hammer, the striking face needs to stay flat as it’s used to shape jewellery. He was striking with the side as instructed to avoid damaging the flat surface. Him or his advisers not realising it was still going to look terrible is still questionable though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 7 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: Nope, must have missed that bantz - why was it fake news? Edit: just looked it up - wasn't aware. 🤷♂️ Funniest thing is, I wouldn't ever question that not being true - that's how little regard I hold him in. It was bollocks but absolutely lapped up by some rabid people on twitter. Can we get back to the football on the main board now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Saint Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 1 minute ago, hypochondriac said: It was bollocks but absolutely lapped up by some rabid people on twitter. Can we get back to the football on the main board now? I saw it in the paper and then never saw anything else about it - wouldn't assume it's not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 5 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said: I saw it in the paper and then never saw anything else about it - wouldn't assume it's not true. The the papers are just as guilty of the partisan idiocy. I couldn't give a shit about rishi Sunak. If he wants to watch the football as a fan then great for him. He won't be PM in a few months anyway and will be as forgettable as Gordon Brown's spell in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 I bet he’s one of the nods that calls it Footy. Far better when, apart from a few honourable exceptions, politicians wouldn’t go within 100 miles of a football match. Now you have Call me Dave forgetting whether it’s Villa or West Ham he “supports” and Tony Blair pretending he stood on the Gallowgate. It’s all part of the gentrification of our great game. As for Lego “how’s that for honesty”, fuck me he loves himself doesn’t he? Now if it was Penny she deserved a tour round the dressing room immediately after the game, Ala Fiona Richmond… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trousers Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, The Cat said: To be fair to him I have heard on good authority that he does actually support Saints. It's not his sporting passion, because that is cricket, but he certainly knows enough and follows results to the extent that you could call him a fan. Would love it if he had a login on here, ha. 2 hours ago, losgigantes said: So disrespectful! Sunak was a true supporter long before Russell Martin and will be a supporter long after he is long forgotten. That statement says more about Martin than we need to know but confirms what some of us suspect. Sport and politics do not mix. Good evening Rishi me ol' mucker Edited 30 December, 2023 by trousers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 4 minutes ago, trousers said: Good evening Rishi me ol' mucker Has anyone seen Guided Missile and Rishi in the same room together?? Just saying . 🤫🤫 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 1 hour ago, Lord Duckhunter said: I bet he’s one of the nods that calls it Footy. Far better when, apart from a few honourable exceptions, politicians wouldn’t go within 100 miles of a football match. Now you have Call me Dave forgetting whether it’s Villa or West Ham he “supports” and Tony Blair pretending he stood on the Gallowgate. It’s all part of the gentrification of our great game. As for Lego “how’s that for honesty”, fuck me he loves himself doesn’t he? Now if it was Penny she deserved a tour round the dressing room immediately after the game, Ala Fiona Richmond… Yeah I bet he's the type that says 'in nets' instead of goal keeper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 30 December, 2023 Share Posted 30 December, 2023 12 hours ago, SaintsFan86 said: Martin was asked a question about Sunak, a random fan. He is never asked about Joe bloggs. Who gives a F about Sunak... maybe the interviewer should keep the prime minister out of football. This isn't a political sport, so who cares about Rishi. The interviewer was probably fully aware of Martin’s political stance and knew what he was doing in posing the question. Martin took the bait, and could (should depending on your view) have given a more diplomatic answer than his opening comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 Odd that the same people who say that they don’t give a monkeys about Sunak still find the time to defend him 🤔 This is a lot of fuss about nothing. Martin has one job and that is to manage SFC. His focus is to win football matches, not to suck up to a PM who is desperately trying to appear to be a man of the people despite all evidence to the contrary. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Turkish Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 15 hours ago, Fan The Flames said: Yeah I bet he's the type that says 'in nets' instead of goal keeper. He’d be in tune with the youth then as they all say that these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 oh... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 37 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: oh... "Eddie Izzard and Brighton, a match made in heaven"' - can't really argue with that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 Eddie Izzard wasn't selected for Brighton Pavilion, Tom Gray from Gomez was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 6 hours ago, Turkish said: He’d be in tune with the youth then as they all say that these days Anything is alright for the kids but nothing will make a 65 year old pub bore sound cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 22 hours ago, Dusic said: The face you make when you realise you’re sat three meters from the emperor of the mind control lizard people. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 4 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said: oh... How would Eddie Izzard know he was endorsed by Russell given he "has no interest [in chatting] because I’m a football manager"...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 31 December, 2023 Share Posted 31 December, 2023 1 hour ago, trousers said: How would Eddie Izzard know he was endorsed by Russell given he "has no interest [in chatting] because I’m a football manager"...? I guess he chats when he's not working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) I bet he’d have talked to Eddie Izzard if she’d turned up on Friday. Edited January 1 by Lord Duckhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 22 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Odd that the same people who say that they don’t give a monkeys about Sunak still find the time to defend him 🤔 This is a lot of fuss about nothing. Martin has one job and that is to manage SFC. His focus is to win football matches, not to suck up to a PM who is desperately trying to appear to be a man of the people despite all evidence to the contrary. Well said. As you’re an expert in trying to appear one type of person when all the evidence points to the contrary you can clearly spot them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Lord Duckhunter said: I bet he’d have talked to Eddie Izzard if she’d turned up on Friday. .... and if Corbyn was the PM and had been ignored there would have been no whinging from the gammons. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 42 minutes ago, Tamesaint said: .... and if Corbyn was the PM 😂😂 Now you’re getting ridiculous. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 23 hours ago, Lord Duckhunter said: 😂😂 Now you’re getting ridiculous. It was once rediculous to think Liz Truss would be PM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 On 01/01/2024 at 11:09, Lord Duckhunter said: I bet he’d have talked to Eddie Izzard if she’d turned up on Friday. On 01/01/2024 at 12:35, Tamesaint said: .... and if Corbyn was the PM and had been ignored there would have been no whinging from the gammons. It's almost as if confirmation-bias exists on both sides of any debate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/feb/03/rishi-sunak-says-his-parents-wanted-him-to-speak-without-an-accent This is why Sunak was at St Mary's. Part of a programme was being filmed about him going back to his roots for ITV. He didn't take time out of his schedule on a Friday during Xmas to watch his team as some people said. It was firmly in his schedule because of the programme which is obviously being made as an attempt to soften his image amongst voters in an election year. I knew this because my friend is involved in the programme but I was told not to say anything about the show at the time. Sunak also had the opportunity to speak to Martin in the tunnel but didn't. There was no snubbing done by anyone. It was quite funny watching people discuss this for a few pages while knowing that some of the posts were completely wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 12 hours ago, The Cat said: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/feb/03/rishi-sunak-says-his-parents-wanted-him-to-speak-without-an-accent This is why Sunak was at St Mary's. Part of a programme was being filmed about him going back to his roots for ITV. He didn't take time out of his schedule on a Friday during Xmas to watch his team as some people said. It was firmly in his schedule because of the programme which is obviously being made as an attempt to soften his image amongst voters in an election year. I knew this because my friend is involved in the programme but I was told not to say anything about the show at the time. Sunak also had the opportunity to speak to Martin in the tunnel but didn't. There was no snubbing done by anyone. It was quite funny watching people discuss this for a few pages while knowing that some of the posts were completely wrong. Isn’t that what happens all day everyday on here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 On 30/12/2023 at 08:41, Guided Missile said: What a twat our manager is. Wouldn't have hurt to keep his wacky Brighton politics to himself and shown some respect to a Southampton fan who happens to hold the office of Prime Minister. Didn't mind the club taking sponsorship from a gambling company even after his father lost their family house to betting. No class and typical of a lefty green arse. Quote On whether he would leave for California, he said: “Of course not, my kids are at school, this is my home and as I said earlier my football team just got promoted to the Premier League so I intend to spend many more happy days watching them at St Mary’s. “Of course that’s what I’m going to do. I was born and brought up in Southampton, I was raised with a very strong ethic of service to one’s community, that’s what I believe, that’s what I’ve always done.” Ignore the politics for a second, but what a top man. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) 2 hours ago, Guided Missile said: Ignore the politics for a second, but what a top man. No he isn't, but like you he does show one slight sign of good sense at leat iin the football team he supports. Not sure however, as with you, how much that counter balances the rest. Edited May 28 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 9 hours ago, Guided Missile said: Ignore the politics for a second, but what a top man. Nice wind-up. Difficult to ignore the politics when he is literally shoehorning election messages about serving the community into the same fucking sentence. I hope he enjoyed the season like we all did but that doesn't give him a free pass for what he and his wife have done with taxpayers' money over furlough, the money invested in Russia, and those trade deals that suit his family.... I'm with Russell on this one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChrisPY Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 12 hours ago, Guided Missile said: Ignore the politics for a second, but what a top man. Agree wholeheartedly with this. It’s an honour to be associated with a Saint in power. However, I’m not sure Rishi’s the only world leader who we should consider a Saints legend, Putin was recently heard talking positively about our Red Army. Ignore the politics, what a top man. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingpong Posted May 29 Share Posted May 29 Didn't our rishi boast about how he was siphoning money away from areas like southampton and into Tunbridge Wells? Where was his community spirit then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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