OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 (edited) 14 hours ago, Turkish said: I once got over 30 laughing reactions to a post which not only makes me a football forum record holder but was also possibly the greatest achievement of my life Even that is an exaggeration. The 30 likes are probably an aggregate of a year. Perhaps the Circle could do an XG of likes per your posts. Im sure the ego's would love that new feature. Edited 10 January, 2024 by OldNick
Miltonaggro Posted 10 January, 2024 Author Posted 10 January, 2024 14 hours ago, Turkish said: I once got over 30 laughing reactions to a post which not only makes me a football forum record holder but was also possibly the greatest achievement of my life Should be on the banner really. Usual envious dark forces on here clearly preventing it. Haters gonna hate
64saint Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 (edited) I actually find myself clicking on this thread first before reading anything else, as in the actual football news on here !!!!! Is help available or have I now crossed the line . 🙄🫤 Hey !! It's all good for a laugh and a smile on a dreary January morning.😊 😂😂😂😂 Edited 10 January, 2024 by 64saint 1
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 30 minutes ago, Turkish said: The greatest trick the CoT ever pulled was convincing the world they did not exist. It does exist, in your mind, I think its a bit like the schoolgirls who giggle behind your back in their little group. Then soon change sides when something better comes along. I think I'm going to start the Sons of the Desert group, a novel idea. PM if you want to join. You will get a badge, instant respect and credibility on Saintsweb, as secret societies have that aura. 1
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 14 hours ago, Turkish said: I once got over 30 laughing reactions to a post which not only makes me a football forum record holder but was also possibly the greatest achievement of my life Im sure you have it framed, are you able to post it?
Turkish Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 4 minutes ago, OldNick said: Im sure you have it framed, are you able to post it? framed? I even made one of those create your own news stories about it. Football forum legend in post reaction shocker. 1
miserableoldgit Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 24 minutes ago, OldNick said: It does exist, in your mind, I think its a bit like the schoolgirls who giggle behind your back in their little group. Then soon change sides when something better comes along. I think I'm going to start the Sons of the Desert group, a novel idea. PM if you want to join. You will get a badge, instant respect and credibility on Saintsweb, as secret societies have that aura. The inaugural meeting! 1
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 9 minutes ago, Turkish said: framed? I even made one of those create your own news stories about it. Football forum legend in post reaction shocker. Fantastic, I have dined out on the fact that I have had replies to my posts by a internet poster who claims to have had 30 likes. They sit in awe waiting in expectation as I recount the stories of my jousts with such a internet superstar. Your most humble servant Old Nick 1 1
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 9 minutes ago, miserableoldgit said: The inaugural meeting! That is my Californian sect. We are worldwide not a 2 bit group hiding in the shadows, where a trip to Woolston is a big day out 😁
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 16 minutes ago, miserableoldgit said: The inaugural meeting! Ironically we wear fez's to the society events, Im surprised Turkish didnt steal that idea but went for low grade medals
miserableoldgit Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 1 minute ago, OldNick said: That is my Californian sect. We are worldwide not a 2 bit group hiding in the shadows, where a trip to Woolston is a big day out 😁 Wow! I'm in!!!👍
mickn Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 13 hours ago, Matty's Caddy said: I’d love to put a face to this Turkish bloke, ya know, just to confirm….. I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp
Wurzel Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 53 minutes ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp Not quite. His fame is so great that Ross Kemp himself once stated that he looks like Turkish 1 1
miserableoldgit Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 2 hours ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp
wild-saint Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 2 hours ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp More like Dross Gimp 1
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 2 hours ago, mickn said: I'm sure he once said he looked like Ross Kemp You do realise that an anagram of Ross Kemp is 'grotesquely ugly', so no doubt right 😁
Turkish Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 59 minutes ago, OldNick said: You do realise that an anagram of Ross Kemp is 'grotesquely ugly', so no doubt right 😁 If you take out the K and add in L,U & B its Sore Plumbs make of that what you will.... 1
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 32 minutes ago, Turkish said: If you take out the K and add in L,U & B its Sore Plumbs make of that what you will.... Is that another one of your clues?
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 6 hours ago, OldNick said: It does exist, in your mind, I think its a bit like the schoolgirls who giggle behind your back in their little group. Then soon change sides when something better comes along. I think I'm going to start the Sons of the Desert group, a novel idea. PM if you want to join. You will get a badge, instant respect and credibility on Saintsweb, as secret societies have that aura. Further to this, I can now confirm that I TRULY do have now a contact at the club. Will nurture and try and get some snippets, once I have them I will look in the bible or other tome to give you clues. Obviously members of the Sons of the Desert will get the info straight away. Only 3 members at present, but as my info comes to light Im sure more will clamour to join. I may add, it will not be transfer talk but in the squad news/gossip etc .
Turkish Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 (edited) 14 minutes ago, OldNick said: Is that another one of your clues? You should know as a Son of Desert. Edited 10 January, 2024 by Turkish
OldNick Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: You should know as a Son of Dessert. 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: You should know as a Son of Dessert. Desert dear boy, Desserts are a small pleasure in life Edited 10 January, 2024 by OldNick
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 Normally, I'd join any club with low enough admission standards. But getting into the Sons of the Dessert is certainly tempting me to give up on the quality, historical accuracy and integrity of the CoT.
Wade Garrett Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast 1
Weston Super Saint Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 2 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast No way! If that comes off! Mind blown! 1
Roo1976 Posted 10 January, 2024 Posted 10 January, 2024 On 07/01/2024 at 13:31, Farmer Saint said: New rumour, on loan. Don't shoot the messenger... marcus rashford......................................................
Turkish Posted 11 January, 2024 Posted 11 January, 2024 (edited) 10 hours ago, Wade Garrett said: ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast We aren’t signing Kingsley Black or Winston Bogarde. The CoT can quash these rumours. And people say we don’t know what’s going on 🤦 Edited 11 January, 2024 by Turkish 1
Miltonaggro Posted 11 January, 2024 Author Posted 11 January, 2024 14 hours ago, Wade Garrett said: ‘You’re all cunts’ Teddy Bass, Sexy Beast Fair play! You should be up for a Platinum Award for that snippet. Still over two weeks left for it to come off.
OldNick Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 The Circle of Trust Notifications January newsletter. Hi, my fellow society members, I hope you all had a good Christmas. January is a quiet month for us, and so you won’t get any updates or any news. In February I’m hoping to give you a report on one of the players dog’s visit to the vets about its distemper. Excitingly, Ive been asked by Eric who goes to the pub and a hive of information, as he knows a taxi driver who once took a player to the dentist, to call him as he has a snippet. Problem is he talks in rhymes and I have no idea what he’s on about. Your leader Turkish
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 (edited) 19 minutes ago, OldNick said: The Circle of Trust Notifications January newsletter. Hi, my fellow society members, I hope you all had a good Christmas. January is a quiet month for us, and so you won’t get any updates or any news. In February I’m hoping to give you a report on one of the players dog’s visit to the vets about its distemper. Excitingly, Ive been asked by Eric who goes to the pub and a hive of information, as he knows a taxi driver who once took a player to the dentist, to call him as he has a snippet. Problem is he talks in rhymes and I have no idea what he’s on about. Your leader Turkish After setting up a splinter group the Sons of Dessert have failed to come up with any decent ITK information themselves and are now trying to discredit the CoT but creating false newsletters and trying to fool the forum by stealing our identity, when the windows SLAMS SHUT this will happen 22 Many will say to me in that day, Turkish, Turkish, have we not prophesied in thy name of CoT? and in thy name of CoT predicted signings? and in thy name of CoT done many wonderful clues? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. 24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: Edited 12 January, 2024 by Turkish 1
OldNick Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 10 minutes ago, Turkish said: After setting up a splinter group the Sons of Dessert have failed to come up with any decent ITK information themselves and are now trying to discredit the CoT but creating false newsletters and trying to fool the forum by stealing our identity, when the windows SLAMS SHUT 22 Many will say to me in that day, Turkish, Turkish, have we not prophesied in thy name of CoT? and in thy name of CoT predicted signings? and in thy name of CoT done many wonderful clues? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. 24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock: The SoD's have not yet been able to divulge any of our precious info at present, we adhere strictly to 'walls have ears' and all that but as soon as we can get onto Sky transfer centre newsfeed we will be the font of all knowledge
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 6 minutes ago, OldNick said: The SoD's have not yet been able to divulge any of our precious info at present, we adhere strictly to 'walls have ears' and all that but as soon as we can get onto Sky transfer centre newsfeed we will be the font of all knowledge you are a worker of iniquity, you and the SODs have been exposed. Charlatans and false prophets. As the CoT always warn #bewareoffalseprophets
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 On 24/12/2023 at 23:24, Turkish said: And Moses and Aaron gathered the assembly together before the rock; and he said to them, “Hear now, you rebels! Must we bring water for you out of this rock?” Then Moses lifted his hand and struck the rock twice with his rod; and water came out abundantly, and the congregation and their animals drank make of that what you will On 19/12/2023 at 15:19, Turkish said: i was in Dublin last week on business. Coincidence? On 19/12/2023 at 20:19, Turkish said: Just working on the seating plan, not putting CB Fry next to Egg after last times capers. I might be a bit late, just had a very interesting conference call been put into my diary, Irish dial code, make of that what you will. told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo 1
OldNick Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 19 minutes ago, Turkish said: told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo That rumour was in the media, but your clues pointed to him
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 Just now, OldNick said: That rumour was in the media, but your clues pointed to him there are lots of rumours in the media Nick, funnily enough the CoT dont comment on them all, i wonder why that is?
OldNick Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: there are lots of rumours in the media Nick, funnily enough the CoT dont comment on them all, i wonder why that is? Fair point but your clues can point in all directions. It is still good you got the signing of a kid. Just you wait for the SoD's to come to the table. 😀
OldNick Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 35 minutes ago, Turkish said: told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo 35 minutes ago, Turkish said: told you Southampton complete signing of Republic of Ireland starlet | Daily Echo On 19/12/2023 at 15:19, Turkish said: 'I was in Dublin last week on business. Coincidence? ' Being in the same country doesn't mean a lot, especially as the lad was 150miles away in Cork. 1
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 (edited) 17 minutes ago, OldNick said: On 19/12/2023 at 15:19, Turkish said: 'I was in Dublin last week on business. Coincidence? ' Being in the same country doesn't mean a lot, especially as the lad was 150miles away in Cork. How many football agents are based in Cork? I’ll wait I was in Sweden and Denmark recently too, didn’t mention those places on any transfer thread, why’s that I wonder? Edited 12 January, 2024 by Turkish 1
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 . I provided a significant clue in the bible quote above and referenced Ireland twice around the same time. A few weeks later we sign an Irish player whose background is an exact match to the clue. yeah it’s all a coincidence and we know fuck all believe what you will 1
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 (edited) So far in this window the CoT have Correctly told you we Came second in the race for Carvalho ✅ correct on the O’Brien-Whitmarsh signing ✅ the 100% run continues Edited 12 January, 2024 by Turkish 2 1
Dman Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 2 minutes ago, Turkish said: So far in this window the CoT have Correctly told you we Came second in the race for Carvalho ✅ correct on the O’Brien-Whitmarsh signing ✅ the 100% run continues Another couple of great scoups from the CoT 👏 Based on the group chat, its going to be a very exciting finish to january indeed. That's all I can say for now im afraid. 2 1
Dman Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 I think its time the admins run a poll - Who is on their knee's the most to join the CoT.. Old Nick or always/chapel/tdmicky (whatever account he is using that day). 2 1
Doctoroncall Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 56 minutes ago, Dman said: Another couple of great scoups from the CoT 👏 Based on the group chat, its going to be a very exciting finish to january indeed. That's all I can say for now im afraid. Keep it going guys on the tremendous work you do for all Saintsweb members and like the new word ‘scoup’. I presume it’s a combination of scout and scoop! 1
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 1 hour ago, Dman said: I think its time the admins run a poll - Who is on their knee's the most to join the CoT.. Old Nick or always/chapel/tdmicky (whatever account he is using that day). Always/Mickey reminds me of the geeky kid at school with his nose pressed up against the window looking in from outside at the cool gang enjoying themselves, desperate to be part of it. But rather than admit rides up to them on his BMX gives them a wanker sign then rides off as quick as his little legs will go 1
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 1 hour ago, Dman said: Another couple of great scoups from the CoT 👏 Based on the group chat, its going to be a very exciting finish to january indeed. That's all I can say for now im afraid. We must remember that in these times of being proven right the unbelievers lacking faith will become even more filled with fury. as you say things developing it’s all going off behind the scenes. if the domino’s fall as we hope then we have a VERY exciting 19 days ahead of us before the window SLAMS SHUT.
OldNick Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 2 hours ago, Turkish said: . I provided a significant clue in the bible quote above and referenced Ireland twice around the same time. A few weeks later we sign an Irish player whose background is an exact match to the clue. yeah it’s all a coincidence and we know fuck all believe what you will To be fair I have no knowledge of the bible and any quote would go over my head. You know Im only joshing,
Give it to Ron Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 13 minutes ago, Turkish said: Is that York Minster? They used to have a blind organist called Brooks related to my wife 🙂 Does that make me ITK?
Challenger Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 1 hour ago, Turkish said: Always/Mickey reminds me of the geeky kid at school with his nose pressed up against the window looking in from outside at the cool gang enjoying themselves, desperate to be part of it. But rather than admit rides up to them on his BMX gives them a wanker sign then rides off as quick as his little legs will go The CoT reminds me of a group of geeky school kids, one of which has found a 1970,s lads mag in his dad's shed. Just the chosen few are allowed to see the forbidden fruit that is portrayed within the sticky covers , while the rest of the class are cruelfully left out.
Turkish Posted 12 January, 2024 Posted 12 January, 2024 15 minutes ago, Challenger said: The CoT reminds me of a group of geeky school kids, one of which has found a 1970,s lads mag in his dad's shed. Just the chosen few are allowed to see the forbidden fruit that is portrayed within the sticky covers , while the rest of the class are cruelfully left out. you're not left out everything is here for you to see, we share it all. Some chose not to believe, others are followers. Like the great prophets and the son of the almighty we use parables and clues as to what is going on. Fear not child, when the time is right we reveal all in the meantime you must have faith in the CoT.
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