SaintsFan86 Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Hurry up Saints. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 8 minutes ago, SaintsFan86 said: Hurry up Saints. Perhaps he ran out of bog roll and is busy ripping pages out of the Machine Mart catalogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalman Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Whilst we're all keen to see this done trying to rush someone in the process of shitting their intestines out through their rectum is poor form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Something to Down Down by Status Quo. The old guys in the Kingsland centre should love that, all up, dancing along with their thumbs in their belt loops. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 I am the Resurrection. Stone Roses. Opening line could be adapted am sure. Down Down, you bring me down. I hear you knocking at my door and I can't sleep at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Lee On Solent Saint said: I am the Resurrection. Stone Roses. Opening line could be adapted am sure. Down Down, you bring me down. I hear you knocking at my door and I can't sleep at night. Downes, Downes our Flynn Downes you’ve got great tekkers and think Pompeys shite Edited 17 August, 2023 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 2 hours ago, SaintsFan86 said: Hurry up Saints. Am I right in thinking that if this isn't tied up today then he won't be eligible for the game on Saturday? It's a bit of a concern going to Plymouth with the current midfield options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd said: Am I right in thinking that if this isn't tied up today then he won't be eligible for the game on Saturday? It's a bit of a concern going to Plymouth with the current midfield options. Tomorrow lunchtime isn’t it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 This one is dragging on a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Breaking news that he is now constipated, M3 log jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 21 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: This one is dragging on a bit Becoming a bit of a strain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 6 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Becoming a bit of a strain. Yeah, I've lost interest, he can go to Palace or Sheffield United or whereever he's holding out for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 is his delay to flush out other suitors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Kent Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 20 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said: Breaking news that he is now constipated, M3 log jam. I’m sure Turkish could provide relief 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 19 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said: Yeah, I've lost interest, he can go to Palace or Sheffield United or whereever he's holding out for. Yep transfers that are so extended quite often become poor. Skatchel anyone. He said he wasnt keen on joining us and so that is not a good start 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Wilcox said we didn’t need to panic so I’m inclined to believe this will get sorted. Can’t shake the feeling that he doesn’t really want to make this move though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 (edited) ELO songs should always grace a football ground He's got you running, going out of your mindHe's got you thinking that you're wasting your time We've got Flynn DownesYeah yeah yeah yeah yeahOoh-ooh-hooI'll tell you once more before you get off the floorWe've got Flynn Downes We've got Flynn Downes - woah-oh We've got Flynn Downes - woah-oh Either that or the boy Flynn never quite makes it off the loo. Edited 17 August, 2023 by LaptopSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 3 hours ago, The Cat said: Something to Down Down by Status Quo. The old guys in the Kingsland centre should love that, all up, dancing along with their thumbs in their belt loops. Bring it on.... 🎼🎼🎼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 1 hour ago, Chez said: is his delay to flush out other suitors? If they’re telling the truth about food poisoning then the delay probably does involve flushing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Flynn Downes is never ever ever going to sign for us ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 2 minutes ago, CB Fry said: Flynn Downes is never ever ever going to sign for us ever. For ever ever? Are you for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 11 minutes ago, CB Fry said: Flynn Downes is never ever ever going to sign for us ever. Quite a prediction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodymatt Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 (edited) I’m sure Russell has a good relationship with this guy from working together before, doubt he would be coming here against his will. He is coming here though, right? Edited 17 August, 2023 by goodymatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Juice Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Seeing as radio Solent proudly announced it on Saturday and said ‘within 48 hours’ this is a concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 18 minutes ago, The Juice said: Seeing as radio Solent proudly announced it on Saturday and said ‘within 48 hours’ this is a concern. Same Radio Solent that we’re giving a fanfare about Gakpo last year? Can’t blame the radio station or Blackmore they’re only going on the snippets fed to them by the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 So if he doesn’t join in time for Saturday and we lose, can we say ‘we’re shit out of luck’ ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smatt48 Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 The only positive to cling onto is the fact Lavia hasn't been announced yet despite being a nailed on certainty. Huge time gap between agreement and announcement clearly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 36 minutes ago, Badger said: So if he doesn’t join in time for Saturday and we lose, can we say ‘we’re shit out of luck’ ? Would be another 3 points down the pan sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaMaverick Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 What's the opposite of 'He shits when he wants'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkeith Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 He won't be playing Saturday, or any time soon. I got Salmonella once, I was off work for a few weeks, and wasn't even well enough to go and watch a home game at the Dell, let alone train or play football. It was the only home game I missed in about 30 years, the 6-3 Ostesntaad hat-trick against Man U! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 3 minutes ago, SambaMaverick said: What's the opposite of 'He shits when he wants'? She shits when she wants? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 1 hour ago, The Juice said: Seeing as radio Solent proudly announced it on Saturday and said ‘within 48 hours’ this is a concern. Tbh it is getting a bit ridiculous now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 1 minute ago, redkeith said: He won't be playing Saturday, or any time soon. I got Salmonella once, I was off work for a few weeks, and wasn't even well enough to go and watch a home game at the Dell, let alone train or play football. It was the only home game I missed in about 30 years, the 6-3 Ostesntaad hat-trick against Man U! How do you know it's Salmonella? It might just be simple case of Botulism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 6 minutes ago, Smatt48 said: The only positive to cling onto is the fact Lavia hasn't been announced yet despite being a nailed on certainty. Huge time gap between agreement and announcement clearly Cling on.... I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 21 minutes ago, redkeith said: He won't be playing Saturday, or any time soon. I got Salmonella once, I was off work for a few weeks, and wasn't even well enough to go and watch a home game at the Dell, let alone train or play football. It was the only home game I missed in about 30 years, the 6-3 Ostesntaad hat-trick against Man U! It wasn't a hatrick. Neville og given by the dubious goals panel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorba Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 We could really do with a good bogs to bogs midfielder on Saturday. I fear without his dribbling runs we’ll never winnet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 25 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: How do you know it's Salmonella? It might just be simple case of Botulism. Anyway, I thought Salmonella had downed tools and wanted out. *gets coat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 26 minutes ago, redkeith said: He won't be playing Saturday, or any time soon. I got Salmonella once, I was off work for a few weeks, and wasn't even well enough to go and watch a home game at the Dell, let alone train or play football. It was the only home game I missed in about 30 years, the 6-3 Ostesntaad hat-trick against Man U! Salmonella? He’s probably just had the shits. Bit of Vaseline and some Diaralyte and he’ll be right as rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Juice Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 33 minutes ago, SambaMaverick said: What's the opposite of 'He shits when he wants'? Weirdly, it would be: he doesn’t shit involuntarily which also means he shits when he wants… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 46 minutes ago, SambaMaverick said: What's the opposite of 'He shits when he wants'? He’s constipated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 47 minutes ago, SambaMaverick said: What's the opposite of 'He shits when he wants'? He shits once a month.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 3 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said: This one is dragging on a bit You'd be surprised mate. I was on the bog 10 days solid a few years back after eating an under-cooked chicken shish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 28 minutes ago, stknowle said: You'd be surprised mate. I was on the bog 10 days solid a few years back after eating an under-cooked chicken shish. Yeah it doesn’t mess about, I got it off undercooked chicken… was literally just on the bog for most of the day for 5 days… then thought I was ok… couple of hours later I had a fever and was shitting blood so ended up in A&E Not much fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintant Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 1 hour ago, Zorba said: We could really do with a good bogs to bogs midfielder on Saturday. I fear without his dribbling runs we’ll never winnet. Papering over the cracks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloucester Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Probably is genuine but the club need to learn from the Gapko fiasco last year where the move didn’t happen and they left it too late to line anything else up in a key position which was a huge factor in relegation. Downes would be excellent for a season at this level but don’t put all of the eggs in that basket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 3 hours ago, Saint NL said: For ever ever? Are you for real? But he didn't mean to make her daughter cry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 1 hour ago, DT said: Anyway, I thought Salmonella had downed tools and wanted out. *gets coat Its a nice try but ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 44 minutes ago, Smirking_Saint said: Yeah it doesn’t mess about, I got it off undercooked chicken… was literally just on the bog for most of the day for 5 days… then thought I was ok… couple of hours later I had a fever and was shitting blood so ended up in A&E Not much fun To much information 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry_SFC Posted 17 August, 2023 Share Posted 17 August, 2023 Doesn't look like he's going to sign/be fit for Saturday then. The worry for me is that neither Alcaraz or Armstrong seem to be able to last a whole match (Alcaraz did last week but looked pretty leggy by the end). Plus I'm not sure I fancy S.Armstrong in CM in a tricky away game. Could be goals galore again on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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