Rasmus had a dream...

[Dusic]

We may as well fully embrace our EFL status so would be good to get this reverberating around a near capacity St Mary's on Saturday. Edits and alternatives very welcome:

Rasmus had a dream

Based on a multi club scheme

Funded mostly by Dragon's serbian dough

We got Tella back

Added Valenciennes to the pack

With our new game model

We're on our way back!

 

[LiberalCommunist]

Yeah, no. 

[hypochondriac]

Rasmus is quite an odd bloke

When clubs were fixed he wanted them broke 

We spaffed our money on shit like tall paul and Mo. 

They hired a Welsh clown 

And took us straight down 

Now Bournemouth and Brighton 

Have taken our crown 

[Master Bates]

I had a dream....... I would say a wet dream, the missus rolled over and that's how we conceived but oh no.

 

Let's go.

I had a dream,                              Southampton were cruising and there was a beam,                    Dreizdeli our new striker had scored 23,                                    In just 11 games, he was pretty mean.

We got to Wembley and won the FA Cup,                                        Won the Championship and went back up,                                101 points and 98 goals,              We are Southampton, we'll never grow old. 

Edited 10 August, 2023 by Master Bates

[Miltonaggro]

Rasmus’s wet dream

Less complex than it seems 

Based upon his third rate MBA

Amplify success 

Pretend you are the best

Get the rich to pay along the way

Construct a clusterfuck

Blame it on bad luck

See if you can run and hide away

Distance from your Welsh clown 

Expensive dross who took us down

Pray your bullshit sticks enough to stay

 

 

 

[Wade Garrett]

14 hours ago, Dusic said:

We may as well fully embrace our EFL status so would be good to get this reverberating around a near capacity St Mary's on Saturday. Edits and alternatives very welcome:

Rasmus had a dream

Based on a multi club scheme

Funded mostly by Dragon's serbian dough

We got Tella back

Added Valenciennes to the pack

With our new game model

We're on our way back!

 

Fucking hell, I bet Lennon/McCartney are shitting themselves.

[Toussaint]

4 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said:

Fucking hell, I bet Lennon/McCartney are shitting themselves.

Pretty certain Lennon isn’t too affected 

[Toussaint]

Poor old Dusic, witnessing the decline and fall of the Saints empire has finally tipped him over the edge.

[Bad Wolf]

I honestly liked it and then I saw the picture of him and it somehow brought me back to reality. 

Good bloke, appalling businessman. Kinda the opposite to Rupes.

[manji]

What the fuck are we talking about Rasmus for ? His job is acquiring and managing the SR rosta. He’s doing an excellent job at that as well.

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, manji said:

What the fuck are we talking about Rasmus for ? His job is acquiring and managing the SR rosta. He’s doing an excellent job at that as well.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Look at the state of of SFC mate. He has a huge part in that

Edited 11 August, 2023 by AlexLaw76

[Turkish]

Ohhhhh Rasmus said

we need a squad of Man City’s kids

oh words can’t describe the way we feel when he’s talking shite 

his hair is fine

he makes fuck ups all the time

thats Why we sing this song

for Rasmus wankersen 

Edited 11 August, 2023 by Turkish

[Dusic]

39 minutes ago, manji said:

What the fuck are we talking about Rasmus for ? His job is acquiring and managing the SR rosta. He’s doing an excellent job at that as well.

First and foremost most of us are Sport Republic fans so need to change our Saints mentality and adopt more of a stable-based view. 

The club are already making strides like enabling Goztepe and Valenciennes fans to stream Saints games, hopefully a reciprocal arrangement is on the way for us.

#SaintsFC #GozGoz #ValenciennesMeUp

[Lord Duckhunter]

“Oh Ankersen, oh Ankersen, he comes from Denmark, he fucking hates Pompey” 

 

[manji]

54 minutes ago, Dusic said:

First and foremost most of us are Sport Republic fans so need to change our Saints mentality and adopt more of a stable-based view. 

The club are already making strides like enabling Goztepe and Valenciennes fans to stream Saints games, hopefully a reciprocal arrangement is on the way for us.

#SaintsFC #GozGoz #ValenciennesMeUp

OK you always seemed to be one of the few pragmatic posters on here. I just thought it was unnecessary to encourage the illiterate Rasmus haters.

Although Lord Dunkhunter song was inspiring.