Miltonaggro Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 As we are welcoming Russell to the club this morning I thought that some new light hearted song suggestions from the resident Bernie Taupins might be in order. We need to avoid the aggressive negativity associated with Nathan Jones personal anthem ‘your football is shit…’ but we could certainly adapt the lyrics: We play crab football Love retaining the ball Big Russell Martin Your Dad is Claude Puel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 That's what it's like to be Pompey That's why you'll never win You sign Mousinho We sign Russell Martin That's what it's like to be Pompey That's why you're inbred We keep possession You hoof it into Row Zed Welcome Big Russ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Russell Martin SHABBA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 "We've got Martin, Super Russ Martin, I just don't think you understand, gonna take us up, win the fa cup, we've got super Russ Martin" Or "Do do do do Russell Martin" Or "Martin woah, Martin Woah, he came from Swansea, He Farking hates Pompey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 1 minute ago, Paul Chuckle said: "Martin woah, Martin Woah, he came from Swansea, He Farking hates Pompey" “Russ Martin woah, Russ Martin woah, he’s from albania, he’ll fuckin murder ya” Russell martin du du du du du du (baby shark) “we’ve got super russell martin, he knows exactly what we need…” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 4 minutes ago, Paul Chuckle said: "We've got Martin, Super Russ Martin, I just don't think you understand, gonna take us up, win the fa cup, we've got super Russ Martin" Or "Do do do do Russell Martin" Or "Martin woah, Martin Woah, he came from Swansea, He Farking hates Pompey" Those will both be sung, guaranteed. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Russell Martin's red and white army. Might catch on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Ah yes, the classic thread where everyone bemoans the lack of originality amongst our song choices without actually suggesting anything themselves except ironic overused choices. How about this: He wants to be, Down by the sea, It's super Russell Martin For the Saints. He'll get us in, Back where we've been, It's super Russell Martin, For the Saints. (Play it on 1.25x speed and it sounds alright). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 RHCP: Don't give it away give it away give it away now Don't give it away give it away give it away now Should be a absolute cauldron atmosphere as we tap over our 15th pass from centre mid to right back 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 You’re just a shit Nathan Jones. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Lion Tamer Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 "All players must pass" "We keep on passing the ball" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorba Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Stereo mc’s - step it up To the left, to the right, step it up ‘cos crab football is shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 “You’re getting sacked in the morning” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Cheer up Russell Martin, Oh what can it mean, To a Sport Republic fall guy For a shit recruitment team... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 "Russell Martin your football is shite" "Russell Martin get out of our club" "Russell Martin we Farking hate you" Give it a handful of games and I'm sure the above will catch on if things dont go well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 22 June, 2023 Author Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Fuck me you lot are cynical, but in the main beautiful lyricists 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaroid Saint Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 (edited) Martin rhyme, rhyme, rhyme Martin time, time, time You got a Martin rhyme for Russell Martin time Russell Martin has a notebook in his little hand He is still stranger in this land Martin rhyme, it's Russell Martin time Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers. Obvs. Edited 22 June, 2023 by Polaroid Saint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damers Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Open sidebar Saints' Chant with Martin Write a football chant for Southampton football club, playing in Championship with Russell Martin as manager ChatGPT (Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love! (Verse 1) From St. Mary's, our loyal home, We cheer for Saints, we're not alone! Under Martin's guidance, we'll prevail, Through blood, sweat, and sheer will we'll never fail! (Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love! (Verse 2) Our players fierce, they wear the red, With passion and skill, they fill us with dread! With every tackle, every shot, every goal, We'll shout and sing with heart and soul! (Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love! (Verse 3) Through highs and lows, we'll stand as one, In rain or shine, until the battle's won! The Saints will rise, a force to be reckoned, Our chant will echo, our victory beckon! (Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love! (Outro) So let our voices ring, let the world hear, Southampton's spirit, bold and clear! With Russell Martin, we'll conquer all, For Southampton, we'll proudly stand tall! Free Research Preview. ChatGPT may produce inaccurate information about people, places, or facts. ChatGPT May 24 Version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Do the Russell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 E I e I e I o up the football league we go When we get promotion This is what we'll sing We are southampton We are southampton Martin is our king 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 23 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said: Do the Russell Might catch on if he’s successful. If not it could be “Russell Martin your football is shit” as per Nathan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 7 hours ago, saint lard said: “You’re getting sacked in the morning” Had to be from you didn’t it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Oh When the Saints Go "Martin In" Surely that's been a headline somewhere the last day or so? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 20 minutes ago, Badger said: Had to be from you didn’t it ? Conveniently bypassed the other similar posts I see Quelle Surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, saint lard said: Conveniently bypassed the other similar posts I see Quelle Surprise. I know others (myself included) have doubts over the appointment. But you do seem to have nailed your colours firmly to the mast on this one. Almost as much as your pathological disdain for Adkins. Edited 22 June, 2023 by Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Vegan hot dog meat free roll come on saints score a goal 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorba Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 It’s coming aum, it’s coming aum, it’s coming, football’s coming aum! 👌 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordic Saint Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordic Saint Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Just now, Nordic Saint said: To accompany a record 156 passing move from Alex McCarthy to Adam Armstrong and back again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osvaldorama Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Something unoriginal like: Russell Martin, Russell Martin, he came from Swansea, he hates the Pompey, saints are fucking massivveee 1,2,3,4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 We won’t pay the compo, We won’t pay the compo, da, da da, da, da, da da, da. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 2 hours ago, The Cat said: Oh When the Saints Go "Martin In" Surely that's been a headline somewhere the last day or so? As long as a future headline isn't 'Martin Loser King'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 3 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said: As long as a future headline isn't 'Martin Loser King'. He had a dream…………… turned into a nightmare 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Russell, Russell give us a yawn, give us a yawn, give us a yawn thank you Russell now we’re asleep now we’re asleep now we’re asleep 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 22 June, 2023 Share Posted 22 June, 2023 Rasmus went to Swansea to get us Russell Martin He didn't pay the compo and left the Welsh club smarting He wins game with possession He wins games left and right And we win again today we'll sing this song all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 23 June, 2023 Share Posted 23 June, 2023 Russell Martin oooooo Russell Martin oooooo he doesn’t eat meat or eggs he thinks Pompey are cunts repeat….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 23 June, 2023 Share Posted 23 June, 2023 "who are ya, who are ya" Russell martin, HATEs pomey, clap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 June, 2023 Share Posted 24 June, 2023 Russell martins red a white army (we hate Pompey) clap clap clap clap clap Russell Martin is red and white red and white red and white Russell Martin is red and white he hates Pompey clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 24 June, 2023 Share Posted 24 June, 2023 To my old man’s a dustman. we’ve got Russell Martin By all accounts he’s crap And if we don’t start winning I’ll kill his fucking cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 24 June, 2023 Author Share Posted 24 June, 2023 When we play Millwall: Your going home with holistic acupuncture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 24 June, 2023 Share Posted 24 June, 2023 1 hour ago, Turkish said: Russell martins red a white army (we hate Pompey) clap clap clap clap clap Russell Martin is red and white red and white red and white Russell Martin is red and white he hates Pompey clap clap clap clap clap clap clap This thread's been going 3 days. Can't believe you made us wait that long for this post. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 24 June, 2023 Share Posted 24 June, 2023 Ra ra Russ Martin Lover of the veg cuisine He was at Swans and MK Dons Ra ra Russ Martin He’s our Scottish win machine, To take us back to where we belong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 24 June, 2023 Author Share Posted 24 June, 2023 1 minute ago, The Cat said: This thread's been going 3 days. Can't believe you made us wait that long for this post. Turkish is currently on Sport Republic time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 June, 2023 Share Posted 24 June, 2023 36 minutes ago, The Cat said: This thread's been going 3 days. Can't believe you made us wait that long for this post. Don’t give the people what they want too early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 24 June, 2023 Share Posted 24 June, 2023 summer lovin had me a blast… reference to his greasy hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches O Houlihan Posted 26 June, 2023 Share Posted 26 June, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 19:52, Fan The Flames said: Do the Russell Are you going to train the Northam to do the moves in sync while Saints Brass play accompaniment?! I’d pay just to watch that! Would be good entertainment - plus distracting for the opposition while our centrebacks play keep ball with Bazunu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 26 June, 2023 Share Posted 26 June, 2023 2 minutes ago, Patches O Houlihan said: Are you going to train the Northam to do the moves in sync while Saints Brass play accompaniment?! I’d pay just to watch that! Would be good entertainment - plus distracting for the opposition while our centrebacks play keep ball with Bazunu! That would be good when we are cruising to a win, our very own Poznan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 15 September, 2023 Share Posted 15 September, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 12:22, RedArmy said: You’re just a shit Nathan Jones. Told you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 15 September, 2023 Share Posted 15 September, 2023 26 minutes ago, RedArmy said: Told you. Red army was right Red army was riiiiight You're a shit Nathan Jones Red army was right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 15 September, 2023 Share Posted 15 September, 2023 Cheerio cheerio cheerio.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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