Song for Russell Martin

[Miltonaggro]

As we are welcoming Russell to the club this morning I thought that some new light hearted song suggestions from the resident Bernie Taupins might be in order. 

We need to avoid the aggressive negativity associated with Nathan Jones personal anthem ‘your football is shit…’ but we could certainly adapt the lyrics:

We play crab football 

Love retaining the ball

Big Russell Martin

Your Dad is Claude Puel

 

[LaptopSaint]

That's what it's like to be Pompey

That's why you'll never win

You sign Mousinho

We sign Russell Martin

 

That's what it's like to be Pompey

That's why you're inbred

We keep possession

You hoof it into Row Zed

 

Welcome Big Russ.

[SotonianWill]

Russell Martin

SHABBA

[Paul Chuckle]

"We've got Martin, Super Russ Martin, I just don't think you understand, gonna take us up, win the fa cup, we've got super Russ Martin"

Or 

"Do do do do Russell Martin"

Or 

"Martin woah, Martin Woah, he came from Swansea, He Farking hates Pompey"

[SotonianWill]

1 minute ago, Paul Chuckle said:

"Martin woah, Martin Woah, he came from Swansea, He Farking hates Pompey"

“Russ Martin woah, Russ Martin woah, he’s from albania, he’ll fuckin murder ya” 

Russell martin du du du du du du (baby shark)

“we’ve got super russell martin, he knows exactly what we need…”

[Crab Lungs]

4 minutes ago, Paul Chuckle said:

"We've got Martin, Super Russ Martin, I just don't think you understand, gonna take us up, win the fa cup, we've got super Russ Martin"

Or 

"Do do do do Russell Martin"

Or 

"Martin woah, Martin Woah, he came from Swansea, He Farking hates Pompey"

Those will both be sung, guaranteed.

[LeBizzier69]

Russell Martin's red and white army. Might catch on?

[Saint_clark]

Ah yes, the classic thread where everyone bemoans the lack of originality amongst our song choices without actually suggesting anything themselves except ironic overused choices. 

How about this:

He wants to be,

Down by the sea,

It's super Russell Martin 

For the Saints. 

 

He'll get us in,

Back where we've been,

It's super Russell Martin,

For the Saints. 

(Play it on 1.25x speed and it sounds alright).

 

 

 

[CB Fry]

RHCP:

Don't give it away give it away give it away now

Don't give it away give it away give it away now

 

Should be a absolute cauldron atmosphere as we tap over our 15th pass from centre mid to right back

[RedArmy]

You’re just a shit Nathan Jones. 

[Ex Lion Tamer]

"All players must pass"

"We keep on passing the ball"

 

[Zorba]

Stereo mc’s - step it up

 

To the left, to the right,

step it up ‘cos crab football is shite!

[saint lard]

“You’re getting sacked in the morning”

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

Cheer up Russell Martin,
Oh what can it mean,
To a Sport Republic fall guy
For a shit recruitment team...

[Paul Chuckle]

"Russell Martin your football is shite" 

"Russell Martin get out of our club" 

"Russell Martin we Farking hate you"

 

Give it a handful of games and I'm sure the above will catch on if things dont go well

[Miltonaggro]

Fuck me you lot are cynical, but in the main beautiful lyricists 😂😂😂

[Polaroid Saint]

Martin rhyme, rhyme, rhyme

Martin time, time, time

You got a Martin rhyme for Russell Martin time

Russell Martin has a notebook in his little hand

He is still stranger in this land

Martin rhyme, it's Russell Martin time

 

Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers. Obvs.

Edited 22 June, 2023 by Polaroid Saint

[damers]

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Saints' Chant with Martin

Write a football chant for Southampton football club, playing in Championship with Russell Martin as manager

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(Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love!

(Verse 1) From St. Mary's, our loyal home, We cheer for Saints, we're not alone! Under Martin's guidance, we'll prevail, Through blood, sweat, and sheer will we'll never fail!

(Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love!

(Verse 2) Our players fierce, they wear the red, With passion and skill, they fill us with dread! With every tackle, every shot, every goal, We'll shout and sing with heart and soul!

(Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love!

(Verse 3) Through highs and lows, we'll stand as one, In rain or shine, until the battle's won! The Saints will rise, a force to be reckoned, Our chant will echo, our victory beckon!

(Chorus) Oh, Southampton, we're marching strong, With Russell Martin, we can't go wrong! In the Championship, we'll rise above, Together we'll show our fighting love!

(Outro) So let our voices ring, let the world hear, Southampton's spirit, bold and clear! With Russell Martin, we'll conquer all, For Southampton, we'll proudly stand tall!

 

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[Fan The Flames]

Do the Russell 

[JRM]

E I e I e I o

up the football league we go 

When we get promotion 

This is what we'll sing 

We are southampton 

We are southampton 

Martin is our king 

[Badger]

23 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said:

Do the Russell 

Might catch on if he’s successful.

If not it could be “Russell Martin your football is shit” as per Nathan 

[Badger]

7 hours ago, saint lard said:

“You’re getting sacked in the morning”

Had to be from you didn’t it ? 

[The Cat]

Oh When the Saints Go "Martin In"

Surely that's been a headline somewhere the last day or so?

[saint lard]

20 minutes ago, Badger said:

Had to be from you didn’t it ? 

Conveniently bypassed the other similar posts I see

Quelle Surprise. 

[Badger]

12 minutes ago, saint lard said:

Conveniently bypassed the other similar posts I see

Quelle Surprise. 

 I know others (myself included) have doubts over the appointment. But you do seem to have nailed your colours firmly to the mast on this one.

Almost as much as your pathological disdain for Adkins. 

Edited 22 June, 2023 by Badger

[Turkish]

Vegan hot dog meat free roll

come on saints score a goal

[Zorba]

It’s coming aum,

it’s coming aum,

it’s coming,

football’s coming aum!

👌

 

[Nordic Saint]

 

[Nordic Saint]

Just now, Nordic Saint said:

 

To accompany a record 156 passing move from Alex McCarthy to Adam Armstrong and back again.

[Osvaldorama]

Something unoriginal like:

Russell Martin, Russell Martin, he came from Swansea, he hates the Pompey, saints are fucking massivveee 1,2,3,4 

 

 

[Cascadia Saint]

We won’t pay the compo,

We won’t pay the compo,

da, da da, da, 

da, da da, da.

[Fan The Flames]

2 hours ago, The Cat said:

Oh When the Saints Go "Martin In"

Surely that's been a headline somewhere the last day or so?

As long as a future headline isn't 'Martin Loser King'.

[Toussaint]

3 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said:

As long as a future headline isn't 'Martin Loser King'.

He had a dream…………… turned into a nightmare 

[Toussaint]

Russell, Russell give us a yawn,

give us a yawn, give us a yawn

thank you Russell now we’re asleep 

now we’re asleep

now we’re asleep 

[The Cat]

Rasmus went to Swansea to get us Russell Martin

He didn't pay the compo and left the Welsh club smarting

He wins game with possession

He wins games left and right

And we win again today we'll sing this song all night 

[Wade Garrett]

Russell Martin oooooo

Russell Martin oooooo

he doesn’t eat meat or eggs

he thinks Pompey are cunts

repeat…..

[AlexLaw76]

"who are ya, who are ya"

Russell martin, HATEs pomey, clap clap clap clap

[Turkish]

Russell martins red a white army (we hate Pompey) clap clap clap clap clap 

Russell Martin is red and white red and white red and white Russell Martin is red and white he hates Pompey clap clap clap clap clap clap clap 

 

[northam soul]

To my old man’s a dustman.

we’ve got Russell Martin

By all accounts he’s crap

And if we don’t start winning 

I’ll kill his fucking cat.

[Miltonaggro]

When we play Millwall:

Your going home with holistic acupuncture! 

[The Cat]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Russell martins red a white army (we hate Pompey) clap clap clap clap clap 

Russell Martin is red and white red and white red and white Russell Martin is red and white he hates Pompey clap clap clap clap clap clap clap 

 

This thread's been going 3 days. Can't believe you made us wait that long for this post.

[Maggie May]

Ra ra Russ Martin

Lover of the veg cuisine

He was at Swans and MK Dons

Ra ra Russ Martin

He’s our Scottish win machine,

To take us back to where we belong.

 

 

[Miltonaggro]

1 minute ago, The Cat said:

This thread's been going 3 days. Can't believe you made us wait that long for this post.

Turkish is currently on Sport Republic time! 

[Turkish]

36 minutes ago, The Cat said:

This thread's been going 3 days. Can't believe you made us wait that long for this post.

Don’t give the people what they want too early 

[SotonianWill]

summer lovin had me a blast…

reference to his greasy hair

[Patches O Houlihan]

On 22/06/2023 at 19:52, Fan The Flames said:

Do the Russell 

Are you going to train the Northam to do the moves in sync while Saints Brass play accompaniment?! 
 

I’d pay just to watch that! Would be good entertainment - plus distracting for the opposition while our centrebacks play keep ball with Bazunu!

[Fan The Flames]

2 minutes ago, Patches O Houlihan said:

Are you going to train the Northam to do the moves in sync while Saints Brass play accompaniment?! 
 

I’d pay just to watch that! Would be good entertainment - plus distracting for the opposition while our centrebacks play keep ball with Bazunu!

That would be good when we are cruising to a win, our very own Poznan.

[RedArmy]

On 22/06/2023 at 12:22, RedArmy said:

You’re just a shit Nathan Jones. 

Told you. 

[Saint NL]

26 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

Told you. 

Red army was right

Red army was riiiiight

You're a shit Nathan Jones

Red army was right

[Saint86]

Cheerio cheerio cheerio....