Paul Chuckle Posted 6 June, 2023 Share Posted 6 June, 2023 (edited) Since going up to the Premier League our chants seem to be getting worse every season, but which has been the worst? "He's our Cedric" "Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Davis....Steven Steven Steven...." "Ohhh Piere Hoijberg the one and only from Munich... And now he Farking hates Pompey" "Do do do do Graziano" "Do do do do Sadio Mane" " Do do do do Adam Armstrong" "He's our Kenyan the Mighty Kenyan the Victor Wanyama" "Angus Gunn" to the baby shark theme with hand movements "Pompey get battered 4-0 at home repeat x 100 every game Any others I've forgotten, or are there any worse ones than this? Seems a very very long time ago when we had the Rickie Lambert song. Edited 6 June, 2023 by Paul Chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu Posted 6 June, 2023 Share Posted 6 June, 2023 (edited) That Yaya/Kolo Toure chant and the dance that goes with it. Edited 6 June, 2023 by Disco Stu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 6 June, 2023 Share Posted 6 June, 2023 25 minutes ago, Paul Chuckle said: Since going up to the Premier League our chants seem to be getting worse every season, but which has been the worst? "He's our Cedric" "Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Davis....Steven Steven Steven...." "Ohhh Piere Hoijberg the one and only from Munich... And now he Farking hates Pompey" "Do do do do Graziano" "Do do do do Sadio Mane" " Do do do do Adam Armstrong" "He's our Kenyan the Mighty Kenyan the Victor Wanyama" "Angus Gunn" to the baby shark theme with hand movements "Pompey get battered 4-0 at home repeat x 100 every game Any others I've forgotten, or are there any worse ones than this? Seems a very very long time ago when we had the Rickie Lambert song. Bet you’re fun at parties. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 June, 2023 Share Posted 6 June, 2023 27 minutes ago, Paul Chuckle said: Since going up to the Premier League our chants seem to be getting worse every season, but which has been the worst? "He's our Cedric" "Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Davis....Steven Steven Steven...." "Ohhh Piere Hoijberg the one and only from Munich... And now he Farking hates Pompey" "Do do do do Graziano" "Do do do do Sadio Mane" " Do do do do Adam Armstrong" "He's our Kenyan the Mighty Kenyan the Victor Wanyama" "Angus Gunn" to the baby shark theme with hand movements "Pompey get battered 4-0 at home repeat x 100 every game Any others I've forgotten, or are there any worse ones than this? Seems a very very long time ago when we had the Rickie Lambert song. "Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Kelvin Davis....Steven Steven Steven...." Truly horrendous "Ohhh Piere Hoijberg the one and only from Munich... And now he Farking hates Pompey" no one ever said why his days were numbered if he stayed in Germany "He's our Kenyan the Mighty Kenyan the Victor Wanyama" a song about a black player to the tune of a song about the jungle, no racism here oh no "Angus Gunn" to the baby shark theme with hand movements - cringeworthy honourable mention to Hat Kunt signing "Dont sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk, i just dont thin you understand, that if you sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk you're gonna have a riot on your hands -- think he'll find he went on strike and we sold him before the next transfer window even opened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 6 June, 2023 Author Share Posted 6 June, 2023 Honourable mentions to "Bella Kotchap Baby" "Aribo bo always believe in your soul" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 The wanyama and Cedric ones were quality. The Cedric one especially was the first time that tune was used in a chant I believe and has since been copied by a few other clubs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris cooper Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Wen you see the groups trying to start these chants on trains with their cider lollies at the ready .. and in stadiums looking smashed to pieces after half of one of those cider lollies.. you fully understand why we are where we are! Fanbase is truly truly embarrassing! .. wen you start off a song you need a bit of base in your voice and go all in and execute it ..this generation of fan have no fog horn voices who you can here starting off a chant 20 rows back and everyone else are atune to the chant and belt it out at high decibels. There’s no one marshalling the chants like we had at the dell… don’t think even moving the away fans would make any difference.. it’s generational.. not just at saints but we must be top of the league for shite atmosphere and singing ! The championship should clear out the daytrippers but we’re still stuck with the cider lolly brigade.. singing shit songs about pompey …🥱 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Cat Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Maybe we should provide the lyrics to new chants in the programme like Spurs used to, or even better flash them up on the screens during the game so people can sing along. Of all the songs listed the Cedric one was the best because it was original, although did lose marks for the cringeworthy last line. We desperately need some new songs but that's been a problem for years. We've had good players in that time who had been with the club a long time but never got a song yet Livramento had 3 after being here 5 minutes which is very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 I would like the reintroduction of the old classic ‘My old man…..’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Can we also have a list of songs allowed to be sung from the fan leaders please 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 “We’ve got Selles” ”F*ck ‘em up, get into them” is cringeworthy ”Charlie Austin’s red and white” not a bad chant but could never understand the fans singing it as he lumbered about like a container ship. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 “You’re just a small town in Villa” to the Birmingham fans. I guess Aston doesn’t exist. Only eclipsed by “you’re just a small town in City” to Man United fans. Fucking fuck me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 It was funny when Reading printed song sheets for fans. We haven’t reached that level of mugginess yet tho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSA96 Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 1 hour ago, Crab Lungs said: It was funny when Reading printed song sheets for fans. We haven’t reached that level of mugginess yet tho Sorry, I have to put it 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 The chants that really gets my goat are when we sing "your support is fucking shit". There's a great example of us singing it at Goodison when they had a corner from which they (of course) scored. Embarrassing, I was almost glad they scored tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Is there a list of acceptable songs to sing at football matches? Or would you rather ppl sat there in silence. Tbh, I'm not a fan of a bunch of songs we sing, but I'd prefer constant chanting than silence personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Singing, "Jason Puncheon sh*ts on your wife," to Kevin Philips was a bit of a weird one, although that was back in the Championship. Having said that, nothing we sing at a football match will be as embarrassing as the fans who smash up town centres, start fights with other fans or chase their own players down the street. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 "We are staying up, we are staying up" but then I don't recall hearing that since that day we went top under RH 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 3 hours ago, Crab Lungs said: It was funny when Reading printed song sheets for fans. We haven’t reached that level of mugginess yet tho Didn’t some fans do it for the Lambert chant just after he joined? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kucho Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 However bad some chants are, just remember it couldn’t be worse then the Hull one. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8&pp=ygUbaHVsbCBiZWluZyBtYXVsZWQgYnkgdGlnZXJz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Mars bar on his head 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_TOAST Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 16 hours ago, Paul Chuckle said: Honourable mentions to "Bella Kotchap Baby" "Aribo bo always believe in your soul" hate these 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 "insert town or city name" is a shithole, I want to go home. We don't have much to boast about ourselves in that respect 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobysaint Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Staying up, with Harry and Jim, we’re staying up with Harry and Jim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisR Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Weve scored a goal how sh*te must you be - this has become the most cringe worthy song in recent time. I use to be in the Archers road and sang my heart out to some great songs but am too old these days other than the odd OWTS but I do despair at some of the stuff sung these days 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 3 hours ago, Dr. Kucho said: However bad some chants are, just remember it couldn’t be worse then the Hull one. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8&pp=ygUbaHVsbCBiZWluZyBtYXVsZWQgYnkgdGlnZXJz Couldn’t it ? 2 hours ago, JRM said: Mars bar on his head I rest my case … 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 55 minutes ago, Raging Bull said: Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve This 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 The arms waving for Adam Lallana was very cringe 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 I miss ‘Who’s ya father referee’ and ‘you’re going home in a Hampshire ambulance’ and the oh so basic ‘you’re going to get your fucking head kicked in’. We need the undercurrent of violence a St Mary’s 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 9 hours ago, The Kraken said: “You’re just a small town in Villa” to the Birmingham fans. I guess Aston doesn’t exist. Only eclipsed by “you’re just a small town in City” to Man United fans. Fucking fuck me. Small town songs are the worst. Sung by cunts that like Mrs Browns Boys 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juneau Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 2 hours ago, Raging Bull said: Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve I’d completely forgotten about this! Also had the unfortunate side effect of sounding like we were booing/jeering the poor guy when he got the ball 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 21 hours ago, Turkish said: honourable mention to Hat Kunt signing "Dont sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk, i just dont thin you understand, that if you sell Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk you're gonna have a riot on your hands -- think he'll find he went on strike and we sold him before the next transfer window even opened. What has become of Hat Kunt ? Haven’t seen him whilst ‘minor celebrity’ spotting before games over the last season or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 There’s been some utter shockers but the Angus Gunn chant at Chelsea was the worst thing I’ve ever seen in any football stadium. Possibly worldwide. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 7 June, 2023 Author Share Posted 7 June, 2023 We used to have some great chants in the 90s at The Dell / early 2000s at St Marys "Score a goal Neil Shipperley" "Born is the King Eyal" (or something like that) "Marian Pahars, Marian woooah Marian" "Le Tiss LeTiss" "Beatts Beatts Beatts" "Super Kenny Monkou" "Chrissy Marsden Football Genius" "Our Claus in the middle of Defence" "Anders Svennson knocked out the Argies" From these in recent years we've started singing songs about players shitting on a former right back, a song that rhymes with a toddlers party song or if that doesn't work just "do do do do insert players name" and repeat or "They Farking hate Pompey insert players name" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvSFC Posted 7 June, 2023 Share Posted 7 June, 2023 On the other hand, the Gabbiadini song was magnificent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 13 hours ago, whelk said: I miss ‘Who’s ya father referee’ and ‘you’re going home in a Hampshire ambulance’ and the oh so basic ‘you’re going to get your fucking head kicked in’. We need the undercurrent of violence a St Mary’s Remember the ‘we are evil …. ‘ chant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 (edited) duplicate post (Or senile moment) Edited 8 June, 2023 by Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonbenali Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 The one that really irritates me is "We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen". I mean, obviously we're not and neither is any other team bar the actual greatest team and who are they - Brazil 70? Every club seems to sing it as well. No one bar arguably Oil City should be singing this and even then they should add "arguably/perhaps" 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 1 hour ago, jasonbenali said: The one that really irritates me is "We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen". I mean, obviously we're not and neither is any other team bar the actual greatest team and who are they - Brazil 70? Every club seems to sing it as well. No one bar arguably Oil City should be singing this and even then they should add "arguably/perhaps" 😂 I am not sure Steve Moran was ‘sure to score’ every time either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 Still that stupid “told me to kick his fcking head in” song. ”you fat bar steward” at goal kicks, when none are remotely fat. The old “you’re sht aaaah” was fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 Maybe we should just get AI to write some new chants for us like the Liverpool one for Mac Allister which is being shared around WhatsApp groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 2 hours ago, whelk said: I am not sure Steve Moran was ‘sure to score’ every time either I don’t think Rickie Lambert ever wore the shirt of Matt Le Tiss, either. My theory is that they were two different shirts, which happened to have the same number on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 Oh when the Saints. Christ, why have we taken Spurs' song and tried to make it our own? 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny R Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 I think our players need to do something like this to give us fans inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 8 June, 2023 Author Share Posted 8 June, 2023 How did we all forget about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvSFC Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 After the last 24 hours, “West Ham are massive everywhere we go” takes some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 8 June, 2023 Share Posted 8 June, 2023 20 minutes ago, HarvSFC said: After the last 24 hours, “West Ham are massive everywhere we go” takes some beating. Cannot stand that chant. Basically asking everyone to hate them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 8 June, 2023 Author Share Posted 8 June, 2023 40 minutes ago, HarvSFC said: After the last 24 hours, “West Ham are massive everywhere we go” takes some beating. I give it 2 games next season when we'll be hearing "Southampton are massive every where we go" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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