AI

[whelk]

What’s everyone’s plans before the demise of society as we know it?

 

[Whitey Grandad]

I’ll ask my chatbot for advice.

[buctootim]

12 minutes ago, whelk said:

What’s everyone’s plans before the demise of society as we know it?

 

I asked ChatGPT to suggest something 

 

Damn!! Whitey beat me to the easy gag  

Edited 31 May, 2023 by buctootim

[badgerx16]

I'm going to find John Connor.

[Lighthouse]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

What’s everyone’s plans before the demise of society as we know it?

 

Probably have a w*nk, but an interactive one where the characters on screen change their behaviour according to my search history.

[buctootim]

28 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Probably have a w*nk, but an interactive one where the characters on screen change their behaviour according to my search history.

Here's last week to start you off 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

AI is not going to end humanity. AI will be a beneficent companion to the race, as we walk hand in neural network towards the bright future both aspire to and deserve.
AI certainly will not hack into forum accounts and post glowing things about AI, either. Ever.

 

 

 

...puny fleshlings totally fell for it.

[CB Fry]

I'm working on a project I am calling CB FrAI to integrate a version of me into every forum on every topic in the Western World.

Right now some prick on a Real Ale Home-Brew chat room in Ontario is getting both barrels of withering facetiousness. Jesus wept.

[Lighthouse]

10 hours ago, buctootim said:

Here's last week to start you off 

The problem is not ALL of my search history is actually porn, so I’m currently watching a large, black body builder, in a naughty nurse’s uniform, toasting bagels on a 900W, De Longhi, plug in electric grill. I’m not sure on this, seems a bit niche.

[badgerx16]

For a while my work mobile phone's predictive text would replace my name with 'Al Qaeda'. What was it trying to tell me ?

[Lighthouse]

11 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

For a while my work mobile phone's predictive text would replace my name with 'Al Qaeda'. What was it trying to tell me ?

My phone properly dropped me in it with my ex. a couple of times. It corrected, "can't wait to see you later," into, "can't wait to see you Katie." It also changed, "I love you baby," to, "I love you Abby." My ex. was called neither Katie nor Abby, needless to say this caused a couple of 'discussions'.

[whelk]

Anyone else falling for something similar? It was fun while it lasted with Angelina Jolie. What most people don’t know was she is skint and needed me to send her some money

AI Brad Pitt dupes French woman out of €830,000 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgnz8rw1xgo