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[Bad Wolf]

  On 26/05/2023 at 18:38, saint lard said:

Trust me. I enjoyed the promotions…but it was a travesty that we didn’t win either of the league titles. 
it was incompetent to fall short with all he had at his disposal. 
I knew that…and so did the club.  
I only showed my dismay after the fact,like any self respecting fan should’ve done. 
get over it. 
he failed. 

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Adkins failed?! Good grief I've heard it all now.

[AlexLaw76]

 

[Paul Chuckle]

  On 30/05/2023 at 17:05, AlexLaw76 said:

 

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This is everything thats wrong with parts of our fanbase! He's probably worrying Martin won't be coming as he's just put the deposit down on a "In Russell Martin we trust" flag for next season to hang on the bingo bus. 

[Convict Colony]

Boys saint Rob is gunning for u.

 

 

[Saint86]

  On 30/05/2023 at 17:40, Convict Colony said:

Boys saint Rob is gunning for u.

 

 

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This could spawn the best random summer thread yet... The middle aged men of saintsweb vs Andrew and Rob!

Edited 30 May, 2023 by Saint86

[Paul Chuckle]

 

Didn't realise he owned the Daily Echo, fair play!

[Saint Matty 76]

He does have a point. A thread dedicated to ridiculing some teenager supporting Saints is about as bizarre as it gets.

He was incredibly annoying when he was pretending to be an ITK but don't see much wrong with his posts now.

[Saint86]

  On 30/05/2023 at 18:27, Saint Matty 76 said:

He does have a point. A thread dedicated to ridiculing some teenager supporting Saints is about as bizarre as it gets.

He was incredibly annoying when he was pretending to be an ITK but don't see much wrong with his posts now.

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If he's the Rob from the fan's forum then i don't think he's far off being middle aged himself 😄

[Fan The Flames]

He is right we are middle aged and angry.

[SotonianWill]

  On 30/05/2023 at 17:40, Convict Colony said:

Boys saint Rob is gunning for u.

 

 

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this will be covered on radio solent in the morning

[Guest]

Hooray, I made the cut! 😂

[ErwinK1961]

  On 30/05/2023 at 18:27, Saint Matty 76 said:

He does have a point. A thread dedicated to ridiculing some teenager supporting Saints is about as bizarre as it gets.

He was incredibly annoying when he was pretending to be an ITK but don't see much wrong with his posts now.

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Indeed, if only there was a way that you can ignore someone you don’t like on social media..

[Mr Brightside]

  On 30/05/2023 at 18:50, Fan The Flames said:

He is right we are middle aged and angry.

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Don’t tar me with the same brush. I’m middle aged, angry, miserable and ironic. 

[Pamplemousse]

Rob's probably been to more games than most people here tbh. I don't know him but he seems alright to me.

[SotonianWill]

  On 30/05/2023 at 19:34, Pamplemousse said:

Rob's probably been to more games than most people here tbh. I don't know him but he seems alright to me.

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Semmens went to all of them as well

[Pamplemousse]

  On 30/05/2023 at 19:37, SotonianWill said:

Semmens went to all of them as well

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How much money did Semmens spend on tickets and transport?

[farawaysaint]

Am I middle aged? My missus keeps saying I am but I’m keen to stay in denial for as long as possible.

Edited 30 May, 2023 by farawaysaint

[SotonianWill]

  On 30/05/2023 at 19:39, Pamplemousse said:

How much money did Semmens spend on tickets and transport?

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is money more important that leaving behind your poor kids?

[Toussaint]

A lot of posters would take being called middle aged as a compliment 

[Appy]

 

[Turkish]

  On 31/05/2023 at 13:12, Appy said:

 

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Good to read, the more of that crowd think i'm a bellend the better. 

[Paul Chuckle]

  On 30/05/2023 at 17:40, Convict Colony said:

Boys saint Rob is gunning for u.

 

 

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How does Rob know that we all identify as men? I am actually quite offended that he's made that assumption about what pronouns we use. 

[Southner]

  On 30/05/2023 at 19:39, farawaysaint said:

Am I middle aged? My missus keeps saying I am but I’m keen to stay in denial for as long as possible.

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If anything, prolonged swimming will visually age the skin more. 

[cloggy saint]

  On 01/06/2023 at 12:46, Southner said:

If anything, prolonged swimming will visually age the skin more. 

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Tenuous, but I got it.

[Convict Colony]

Hahahahhahahaha just saw this 

 

Edited 1 June, 2023 by Convict Colony

[Convict Colony]

Never stop MLG never stop, the world needs your pedantic energy 👍

[Southner]

  On 01/06/2023 at 13:22, cloggy saint said:

Tenuous, but I got it.

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[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 01/06/2023 at 19:00, Convict Colony said:

Never stop MLG never stop, the world needs your pedantic energy 👍

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And the further out into the world that trolling pedantry is away from here, the happier I am.

[Convict Colony]

Think MLG if he was a next level troll he would reply to each of those points and pick out faults with what they said and why he isn't a bellend and they are

[Paul Chuckle]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65710078

 

Anyone know Harry Tizzard from The Saints Score? He's rated our season as a 2/10, I'm wondering why he's given it such a high score, especially when the Leicester fan gave their season 0/10 and Leeds fan 1/10. 

Just another example of our fans seemingly happy with any rubbish served up and acting like a complete idiot in the media. Must be one of Rob and Andrew's mates 

 

Edited 1 June, 2023 by Paul Chuckle

[SotonianWill]

  On 01/06/2023 at 19:56, Paul Chuckle said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65710078

 

Anyone know Harry Tizzard from The Saints Score? He's rated our season as a 2/10, I'm wondering why he's given it such a high score, especially when the Leicester fan gave their season 0/10 and Leeds fan 1/10. 

Just another example of our fans seemingly happy with any rubbish served up and acting like a complete idiot in the media. Must be one of Rob and Andrew's mates 

 

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Never heard of it. Imagine a SWF podcast, it would be so shit. Gone is the insight of TSP, in with the views from the likes of … … and … 

i’ll leave people to fill in the blanks for who’d they’d want. 

Edited 1 June, 2023 by SotonianWill

[Turkish]

  On 01/06/2023 at 19:56, Paul Chuckle said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65710078

 

Anyone know Harry Tizzard from The Saints Score? He's rated our season as a 2/10, I'm wondering why he's given it such a high score, especially when the Leicester fan gave their season 0/10 and Leeds fan 1/10. 

Just another example of our fans seemingly happy with any rubbish served up and acting like a complete idiot in the media. Must be one of Rob and Andrew's mates 

 

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Possibly given a higher score due to the light show and extensive range of foodstuffs in the kiosks?

[Convict Colony]

  On 01/06/2023 at 20:02, SotonianWill said:

Never heard of it. Imagine a SWF podcast, it would be so shit. Gone is the insight of TSP, in with the views from the likes of … … and … 

i’ll leave people to fill in the blanks for who’d they’d want. 

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If we can all submit our reviews of our season and players and then get AI to link it all together as show notes with references to posters and then get it to use John Inman voice to read it out I'd listen to it.

[Guest]

  On 01/06/2023 at 20:02, SotonianWill said:

Never heard of it. Imagine a SWF podcast, it would be so shit. Gone is the insight of TSP, in with the views from the likes of … … and … 

i’ll leave people to fill in the blanks for who’d they’d want. 

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Total Saints Podcast is the best one out there.

Pretty accurate every week on their opinions. Can sit there and listen and there is logic behind everything said, rather than some of the social media rubbish.

Absolutely love it. Always a good listen! 👏🏻

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 01/06/2023 at 19:56, Paul Chuckle said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65710078

 

Anyone know Harry Tizzard from The Saints Score? He's rated our season as a 2/10, I'm wondering why he's given it such a high score, especially when the Leicester fan gave their season 0/10 and Leeds fan 1/10. 

Just another example of our fans seemingly happy with any rubbish served up and acting like a complete idiot in the media. Must be one of Rob and Andrew's mates 

 

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The Lightshow was worth an extra point alone.

[Crab Lungs]

Hello middle aged men. I have another question for @Turkish

I’ve cast my vote as no, for obvious reasons.

[Turkish]

  On 01/06/2023 at 21:38, Crab Lungs said:

Hello middle aged men. I have another question for @Turkish

I’ve cast my vote as no, for obvious reasons.

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If we can’t get Emma Hayes it’s yes from me

[Paul Chuckle]

 

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Super Spanish Saints fan Javi and if he ever settled down in Chile?

[Dman]

  On 02/06/2023 at 11:48, Paul Chuckle said:

 

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Super Spanish Saints fan Javi and if he ever settled down in Chile?

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Looks like Adam Lallana (off wish), over his left shoulder... 

[Turkish]

  On 03/06/2023 at 23:18, Lighthouse said:

Eden Hazard being released on a free, so that's a good cheap replacement for Moi lined up.

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Rob agrees 

[Golac's Cunning Stunts]

  On 04/06/2023 at 10:10, Turkish said:

Rob agrees 

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Get him in then and Benzema too while we're at it

[Lee On Solent Saint]

  On 04/06/2023 at 10:10, Turkish said:

Rob agrees 

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I hope he is taking the piss and not be serious 

[Guest]

  On 04/06/2023 at 13:22, Lee On Solent Saint said:

I hope he is taking the piss and not be serious 

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Obviously done it for the reaction. And he got it. 😂

[Paul Chuckle]

 

Andrew with the real reason why Russell Martin hasn't been appointed yet, his sons sitting the Welsh version of sats.

 

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[CB Fry]

  On 05/06/2023 at 06:19, Paul Chuckle said:

 

Andrew with the real reason why Russell Martin has been appointed yet, his sons sitting the Welsh version of sats.

 

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I don't think the contract states that your entire family must be living in a Hampshire postcode before you can do a welcome photo / interview on the club website.

[Dman]

  On 05/06/2023 at 06:19, Paul Chuckle said:

 

Andrew with the real reason why Russell Martin has been appointed yet, his sons sitting the Welsh version of sats.

 

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what an absolute pleb, that Andrew is. He's coming from Swansea, which is a 3 hour drive away, not fucking Sao Paulo. 

Even if he doesn't want to move his family down just yet (which is more than understandable), he could literally come down, take some photos holding a shirt, do a 20 minute interview and fuck off back home. All in one day... Crazy.

These Twitter bods that follow the club really are a bunch of clowns. 

[Dman]

  On 05/06/2023 at 06:45, CB Fry said:

I don't think the contract states that your entire family must be living in a Hampshire postcode before you can do a welcome photo / interview on the club website.

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You'd be surprised. I'm hearing that Ankerson's spreadsheet suggests that players who live within the SO post code have 0.00000000001% increase in performance. 

[Crab Lungs]

Up for a middle aged man vs Twitter rumble on opening day of season! Get to walk round in my dated clobber and call everyone a mug and si. Ohhhh yes

[Dman]

  On 05/06/2023 at 09:16, Crab Lungs said:

Up for a middle aged man vs Twitter rumble on opening day of season! Get to walk round in my dated clobber and call everyone a mug and si. Ohhhh yes

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I was hopeful that us being utter shite on the pitch would lead to a bit of hostility in the crowd, like the 'glory' days of Championship relegation, which would lead to a few of these muppets getting a clobbering. 

[Ted Bates Statue]

  On 01/06/2023 at 19:56, Paul Chuckle said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65710078

 

Anyone know Harry Tizzard from The Saints Score? He's rated our season as a 2/10, I'm wondering why he's given it such a high score

 

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Must have been the 8/10 transfer window.