The World According to Wankerson

[once_bitterne]

Well I guess he achieved his aim:

 

 

[Whitey Grandad]

If something is broken that means that it doesn't work. 

[RedArmy]

I wish he would break ties with the club. 

[trousers]

Isn't it that just a "look how clever I am" way of saying: 'If it's not broken, still look at ways of making it better'...?

[Killers Knee]

Is he talking about his neck?

[Miltonaggro]

He's looking decidedly peaky there, like a man who doesn't know what he's talking about or doesn't actually believe it.  Either the new puffin moss extract eczema cream is playing up or Dragan has recently installed a trapdoor under the helmet's chair in the Boardroom.

[Wade Garrett]

 Charlatan.

[LegalEagle]

  On 19/05/2023 at 13:20, Miltonaggro said:

He's looking decidedly peaky there, like a man who doesn't know what he's talking about or doesn't actually believe it.  Either the new puffin moss extract eczema cream is playing up or Dragan has recently installed a trapdoor under the helmet's chair in the Boardroom.

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He definitely doesn’t know what he’s talking about. You see these people who think they’re clever by saying things that most people don’t understand. The reason most people don’t understand it is because they’re talking shite. Not because they’ve said anything worthwhile. Too many people pander to them instead of kicking them in the nuts. 

[rooney]

  On 19/05/2023 at 14:39, LegalEagle said:

He definitely doesn’t know what he’s talking about. You see these people who think they’re clever by saying things that most people don’t understand. The reason most people don’t understand it is because they’re talking shite. Not because they’ve said anything worthwhile. Too many people pander to them instead of kicking them in the nuts. 

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ALA Stanley Unwin.

[Miltonaggro]

  On 19/05/2023 at 14:39, LegalEagle said:

He definitely doesn’t know what he’s talking about. You see these people who think they’re clever by saying things that most people don’t understand. The reason most people don’t understand it is because they’re talking shite. Not because they’ve said anything worthwhile. Too many people pander to them instead of kicking them in the nuts. 

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My experience is when meeting such characters in the workplace is simply to smile and give them enough rope. Never fails. 

[The Cat]

I wish people would stop calling him Wankerson.

Probably the same comedy geniuses as the ones who change club names to things like Wet Spam and Spuds.

[Streaky]

  On 19/05/2023 at 10:12, once_bitterne said:

Well I guess he achieved his aim:

 

 

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It's Wankersen

[alehouseboys]

  On 19/05/2023 at 17:07, The Cat said:

I wish people would stop calling him Wankerson.

Probably the same comedy geniuses as the ones who change club names to things like Wet Spam and Spuds.

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Wankers the lot of 'em...although Ras-mess does invite it...harrumph

[Toussaint]

  On 19/05/2023 at 17:07, The Cat said:

I wish people would stop calling him Wankerson.

Probably the same comedy geniuses as the ones who change club names to things like Wet Spam and Spuds.

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Never gonna happen, it’s the gift that keeps on giving aka “Rambo Wankerson”

 © Miltonaggro , kudos to you sir!

[Dark Munster]

  On 19/05/2023 at 17:07, The Cat said:

I wish people would stop calling him Wankerson.

Probably the same comedy geniuses as the ones who change club names to things like Wet Spam and Spuds.

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Agreed. I always use his full name, Rasmus W. Ankersen.

[Pamplemousse]

There were a few chants of 'Rasmus, you're a cunt' last week. Not quite the same creativity as 'Swing Lowe' but gets the message across

[Turkish]

  On 19/05/2023 at 17:07, The Cat said:

I wish people would stop calling him Wankerson.

Probably the same comedy geniuses as the ones who change club names to things like Wet Spam and Spuds.

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Fuck off mate it’s hilarious. Meet you outside block 42 at the loserpool game if you’ve got something to say about it

[The Kraken]

  On 19/05/2023 at 20:45, Turkish said:

Fuck off mate it’s hilarious. Meet you outside block 42 at the loserpool game if you’ve got something to say about it

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I’m going to miss our games against Palarse, Chelski, Liverpoo, Man Shitty, Foolham, and the rest of them.

Although, guilty pleasure: albeit a  relatively uncommon saying, whenever I hear of the Arsenal referred to as as Bumnal or The Bummers it does make me titter somewhat.

[Turkish]

  On 19/05/2023 at 21:25, The Kraken said:

I’m going to miss our games against Palarse, Chelski, Liverpoo, Man Shitty, Foolham, and the rest of them.

Although, guilty pleasure: albeit a  relatively uncommon saying, whenever I hear of the Arsenal referred to as as Bumnal or The Bummers it does make me titter somewhat.

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Manure? 
 

at least we’ve got blunderland, smallwall, Bristol, hull and Stoke shitty to look forward too. Not looking forward to going to Blackburn though, can’t believe that racist city hasn’t been woked off the planet 

[Guest]

I work with people like him.

Absolute chancers that have no real talent or ability, just right place, right time, and when things get tough hides away into the back ground. Literally floating through the office day by day going with the wind - without providing anything meaningful or worthwhile to the room.

Says it all that Brentford never replaced him, and that everything he’s been involved in within our club has gone to shit.

He’s got no one to hide behind. Just people he can piss off to the point of leaving, which will leave him more exposed, humorously.

Blokes a fraud.

[Turkish]

  On 19/05/2023 at 21:44, FarehamSaintJames said:

I work with people like him.

Absolute chancers that have no real talent or ability, just right place, right time, and when things get tough hides away into the back ground. Literally floating through the office day by day going with the wind - without providing anything meaningful or worthwhile to the room.

Says it all that Brentford never replaced him, and that everything he’s been involved in within our club has gone to shit.

He’s got no one to hide behind. Just people he can piss off to the point of leaving, which will leave him more exposed, humorously.

Blokes a fraud.

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I’ve met hundreds of them. People that speak brilliantly, look the part and make a great early impression. They tend to last in companies about a year to eighteen months before moving on because the companies ambitions don’t match their own, or they cannot achieve what they want to here or some other bullshit reason. The reality is they are all the lobster and no substance, soon as they need to do more than talk about strategy they’re fucked. You can spot them a mile off, think they’re the smartest person in the room, talk in cliches or what they achieved in other jobs, don’t listen to what other successful people in the business tell them. Obviously Rasmus doesn’t have the last issue as there aren’t any but the others are very much him

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[Badger]

  On 19/05/2023 at 21:52, Turkish said:

…., They tend to last in companies about a year to eighteen months before moving on because the companies ambitions don’t match their own, or they cannot achieve what they want to here or some other bullshit reason….

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Couple of them I’ve encountered are quick and loud to tell everyone in earshot that they’ve “been headhunted …” and wasn’t looking to leave but couldn’t turn down the offer ..

[Mixedkebab]

  On 19/05/2023 at 21:25, The Kraken said:

I’m going to miss our games against Palarse, Chelski, Liverpoo, Man Shitty, Foolham, and the rest of them.

Although, guilty pleasure: albeit a  relatively uncommon saying, whenever I hear of the Arsenal referred to as as Bumnal or The Bummers it does make me titter somewhat.

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The worst ones are “Poopey” and “Bumfluff”. Grown men that say that shite must be weird as fuck 

[Dark Munster]

  On 19/05/2023 at 20:39, Pamplemousse said:

There were a few chants of 'Rasmus, you're a cunt' last week. Not quite the same creativity as 'Swing Lowe' but gets the message across

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A good chant, fair play to them.

The only problem is that the message probably doesn't get across to him, since the c*nt doesn't actually attend our matches.

[Miltonaggro]

  On 19/05/2023 at 17:39, Toussaint said:

Never gonna happen, it’s the gift that keeps on giving aka “Rambo Wankerson”

 © Miltonaggro , kudos to you sir!

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Hopefully it all gets right on his tits, and winds up the skinny almond milk latte gang - which it clearly does 😀

[Miltonaggro]

  On 19/05/2023 at 22:21, Badger said:

Couple of them I’ve encountered are quick and loud to tell everyone in earshot that they’ve “been headhunted …” and wasn’t looking to leave but couldn’t turn down the offer ..

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I wish someone would headhunt Ankersen in the traditional, Captain Cook, sense.