Russell Martin

[The Cat]

[SaintsFan86]

  On 22/07/2024 at 06:10, The Cat said:

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Edited 22 July, 2024 by SaintsFan86
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[Mr X]

Everyone talking about lack of premier league experience in our players noone talking about lack of premier league experience in our manager 😂

[Patches O Houlihan]

  On 23/07/2024 at 08:15, Mr X said:

Everyone talking about lack of premier league experience in our players noone talking about lack of premier league experience in our manager 😂

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Presumably because he played several seasons there. Yes, it's not the same, but it is the next best thing. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

  On 24/07/2024 at 12:23, Patches O Houlihan said:

Presumably because he played several seasons there. Yes, it's not the same, but it is the next best thing. 

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I remember him doing some after match interviews, as a manager would, as Norwich got relegated. So, some experience there too. PL Interviews, I mean, obviously, not getting relegated from the PL. Which won't happen.

[The Left Back]

  On 23/07/2024 at 08:15, Mr X said:

Everyone talking about lack of premier league experience in our players noone talking about lack of premier league experience in our manager 😂

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This old chestnut. No manager has premier league experience until they do. Not Nige, not Poch, not Ronald, not Claude, not Ralph. 

[Weston Super Saint]

  On 24/07/2024 at 14:30, The Left Back said:

This old chestnut. No manager has premier league experience until they do. Not Nige, not Poch, not Ronald, not Claude, not Ralph. 

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Likewise, no player has PL experience until they do.

[Danbert]

https://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2024/07/29/brighton-born-premier-league-boss-to-receive-honorary-degree/

 

Good on you Russell

[Patches O Houlihan]

Alfie House in The Echo:  Why following Southampton on pre-season tour has given us belief

Worth a read. It does feel like SR are starting to understand what's required to run a football club. Odd since Rasmus at least had been involved in two already. 

Also feels like we're building a team of likeable players - for a smaller PL club like us the impact this has on fan's mood could help us in the inevitably tough moments we will have at St Marys this season.  

 

Edited 29 July, 2024 by Patches O Houlihan

[Appy]

Our Russ dating Lucy Pinder according to The Sun. 

[Lighthouse]

Well, if we line up with Stewart and Onuachu against Newcastle, we’ll know where the ‘two big ones up front’ idea came from.

[Suhari]

  On 01/08/2024 at 21:00, Appy said:

Our Russ dating Lucy Pinder according to The Sun. 

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She's a fan of RussBalls.

Edited 2 August, 2024 by Suhari

[sfc4prem]

Pinder's a Saints legend, Russ. Treat her well.

[CB Fry]

  On 01/08/2024 at 21:00, Appy said:

Our Russ dating Lucy Pinder according to The Sun. 

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Not just his team who can make a successful pass then.

[CSA96]

Well, there's something I never thought I'd see

[bpsaint]

  On 01/08/2024 at 22:00, CSA96 said:

Well, there's something I never thought I'd see

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Lucky bastard

[hypochondriac]

I got a kiss from pinder and a signed football at a charity quiz at St Mary's many years ago. Admittedly it was on the cheek but it counts and Martin is now having my sloppy seconds. Enjoy Russ. 

[goodymatt]

  On 01/08/2024 at 21:00, Appy said:

Our Russ dating Lucy Pinder according to The Sun. 

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Looks like a true story. Answers the question of why he stopped wearing his wedding ring.

[Convict Colony]

More pics and bullshit here

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13700569/Premier-League-manager-finds-love-former-topless-model-splitting-wife.html

[Master Bates]

What a great signing

[Miltonaggro]

  On 01/08/2024 at 22:00, CSA96 said:

Well, there's something I never thought I'd see

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I hope that this isn't about getting a free season ticket and 20% staff discount in the Saints Store.

[Southner]

  On 02/08/2024 at 05:41, Master Bates said:

What a great signing

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A good old MB rule 1 👍

[hypochondriac]

  On 02/08/2024 at 06:39, Miltonaggro said:

I hope that this isn't about getting a free season ticket and 20% staff discount in the Saints Store.

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At least she's not going to moan about the amount of time he spends at work. 

[ErwinK1961]

Martin’s on Tinder, and he’s shagging Lucy Pinder

[Miltonaggro]

  On 02/08/2024 at 06:48, ErwinK1961 said:

Martin’s on Tinder, and he’s shagging Lucy Pinder

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turned down by Judge Rinder...

[Zorba]

  On 02/08/2024 at 06:48, ErwinK1961 said:

Martin’s on Tinder, and he’s shagging Lucy Pinder

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His ex-missus said he binned-er, 

for eating too much Kinder.

[trousers]

Don't think Russ is going to have many clean sheets this season

[Barsiem]

Our very own Posh & Becks 😍😂

[so22saint]

  On 02/08/2024 at 06:48, ErwinK1961 said:

Martin’s on Tinder, and he’s shagging Lucy Pinder

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To "Freed from Desire" - fucking genius

 

Na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na

[so22saint]

Lucy Pinder used to live opposite my mate in Halls Farm Close in Winchester.  When we'd stay there there was normally a lads fight for the spare room that overlooked the house for who got Pinderwatch 😀

[Suhari]

Suggests a change of formation this season, with Russ weighing up two big units up top.

[trousers]

  On 02/08/2024 at 08:48, so22saint said:

Lucy Pinder used to live opposite my mate in Halls Farm Close in Winchester.  When we'd stay there there was normally a lads fight for the spare room that overlooked the house for who got Pinderwatch 😀

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[ErwinK1961]

  On 02/08/2024 at 08:47, so22saint said:

To "Freed from Desire" - fucking genius

 

Na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na

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That’s the one.

The Northam Wall will love it

[so22saint]

  On 02/08/2024 at 09:20, trousers said:

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He went on to invent the Ring doorbell...

[Hatch]

well played sir, well played indeed

 

 

[Bad Wolf]

You just know he is the kinky one there. 

[Southner]

 

  On 02/08/2024 at 08:47, so22saint said:

To "Freed from Desire" - fucking genius

 

Na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na

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Russell's got Pinder

On the offensive, enjoy the ride...

...And repeat

[hypochondriac]

  On 02/08/2024 at 14:00, Southner said:

 

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[Southner]

  On 02/08/2024 at 14:02, hypochondriac said:

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[revolution saint]

Suspect she'll get tired of all the playing around at the back soon enough.

[northam soul]

Fucking foreigners coming here and pinching our women.

[iansums]

  On 02/08/2024 at 14:19, revolution saint said:

Suspect she'll get tired of all the playing around at the back soon enough.

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For Christ sake, just get it in the box!

[Southner]

Wonder if RM will find Lucy's pocket of space and open up a gap in her formation.

Full on grot.

[sandwichsaint]

  On 02/08/2024 at 05:41, Master Bates said:

What a great signing

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That would look better with navy blue shorts. 

[Mr X]

Let's hope Martin isn't too distracted with his extra curricular activities 😂 joking aside does he deserve his chance no matter what this season even if it turns out the championship is his level.  Will the club intervene if we are bottom at Xmas probably not as a long term project having just signed a new contract. Was hoping we would kick on and sign a couple of really exciting players that would get the club buzzing but so far noone to get too excited about.   

[trousers]

Anyone else bought something from the latest Russell Martin spa accessory range...?

 

[Master Bates]

https://x.com/JtaylorITK/status/1823729135728132265

[SaintsFan86]

  On 14/08/2024 at 14:39, Master Bates said:

https://x.com/JtaylorITK/status/1823729135728132265

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Bollocks. 🤣

[goodymatt]

  On 14/08/2024 at 14:39, Master Bates said:

https://x.com/JtaylorITK/status/1823729135728132265

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Might want to put this wind up merchant on ignore.

[Master Bates]

  On 14/08/2024 at 15:02, goodymatt said:

Might want to put this wind up merchant on ignore.

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He's too entertaining