Zorba Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Take the attackers off, more defenders on, and let’s see if we can defend this 2-0 defeat. Come on saints, we can do it!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotleySaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Just now, obelisk said: Saints looking well set to get nil again. Just a question now of how many they'll concede. I'm going for 5-0. Ferguson to get his hat trick. A Bednerak OG. And Mitoma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 9 minutes ago, Saint Billy said: It may be time to watch Loose Women on catch-up. Makes a change from Loose Passes 🙂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 1 minute ago, John Boy Saint said: Have I missed much - I was in the garden and just thought “oh Saints are playing”……….shows my detachment is sitting well. Just the usual. Infrequent attacking, missed sitter, back and sideways, comedy defending. Moi masterclass. JWP...hmm now that I think back, things weren't right at the start of the season. Still time left, *counts on fingers* 20 games left! Two games James...2 games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanlee Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Fucking pathetic as standard, this season has drained me can't wait for it to end if nothing else just for a break from the gutless bunch of wankers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordic Saint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Saint Fan CaM said: McCarthy … garbage. JWP and KWP / so obviously off to pastures new it’s pitiful. He's not just garbage: to add insult to injury he's expensive garbage, costing £80,000 per week. Will we ever get rid of him? I dread seeing him appearing in goal for us again next season. Edited 21 May, 2023 by Nordic Saint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Game plan worked a treat. Keep the score down to a couple at Half time and same again second half. Useless the lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Yet again Saints giving the impression that they all met each other for the first time in the pub just before lick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Ciervo Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 I wasnt sure about the new manager appointment. But after watching this shit show, I am just beyond excited for anything new. Sack Selles at half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 1 minute ago, S-Clarke said: I don't think I've ever despised a Saints team as much as this bunch of cunts. Bar 1 or 2, I hope to never see any of them ever, ever again. Taken the piss out of my club and taken the money. One thing that has amused me this season is you, one of the most articulate and erudite posters, becoming progressively more potty mouthed! 😂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 4 minutes ago, trousers said: Upson: "Southampton's issue is a lack of funding" #clueless I know i heard that I knew he was thick cos we'd already had 8.6 out of 10 window in the summer and spent 100m in jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Curse of St Mary's Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Bednarek and Lyanco proving what we already know both are utterly useless. I do not want to see any of our centre backs or goalkeepers next season. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 11 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said: Did the owners try to get this club relegated? Feels like it. There will be a spreadsheet for new wage bill for new/ reduced terms in Championship, and selling on to Premier Legue clubs from that level, to maximise that profit. Just a bit ruined by us getting taken over as a Premier League club and losing all that broadcasting/ commercial revenue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 1 minute ago, obelisk said: Yet again Saints giving the impression that they all met each other for the first time in the pub just before lick off. Bunch of window lickers. I knew it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Just now, Toussaint said: One thing that has amused me this season is you, one of the most articulate and erudite posters, becoming progressively more potty mouthed! 😂 Hard not to be to be honest, they've driven me to despair for over 18 months now!! Never been so despondent over a bunch of players before, I really can't stand them. I just want to get behind a team again and feel connected with it, I've never felt as disconnected with this club as I do at the moment. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galway saint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Shame Armstrong isn’t on the bench - the game is crying out for him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Ciervo Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 8 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: Selles is what happens when Football Manager game expert tries it out in real life. That game requires the ability to analyze data. I am certain Selles would fail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Fuck this, I’m off for a walk around the common rather than wasting any more time watching this shit. Fully expecting to come back to a 5-0 final result. Hoping that Leeds pull off a result to give Everton the best chance of joining us next season 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 4 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said: Just the usual. Infrequent attacking, missed sitter, back and sideways, comedy defending. Moi masterclass. JWP...hmm now that I think back, things weren't right at the start of the season. Still time left, *counts on fingers* 20 games left! Two games James...2 games... Thanks for that - quite easy to paint that picture in my mind 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 3 minutes ago, S-Clarke said: Hard not to be to be honest, they've driven me to despair for over 18 months now!! Never been so despondent over a bunch of players before, I really can't stand them. I just want to get behind a team again and feel connected with it, I've never felt as disconnected with this club as I do at the moment. Here here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Just now, OttawaSaint said: Here here! But you started out as a potty mouth, I can’t say I’ve detected any change tbh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 2 minutes ago, Jack said: Fuck this, I’m off for a walk around the common rather than wasting any more time watching this shit. Fully expecting to come back to a 5-0 final result. Hoping that Leeds pull off a result to give Everton the best chance of joining us next season 5-0? Luxury... also it's 2-1 WHU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Subs barely been warming up at half time. Must be same changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSA96 Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 (edited) The Saints fans are tapping a giant inflatable turd around the away end. Edited 21 May, 2023 by CSA96 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Just now, The Cat said: Subs barely been warming up at half time. Must be same changes. Or maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Any reason why Selles shouldn't be sacked this evening? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Just now, CSA96 said: The Saints fans are tapping a giant inflatable turd around the away end. [MEDIA=twitter]1660284843031244802[/MEDIA] We were, it got confiscated. And there was an inflatable penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 13 minutes ago, LeBizzier69 said: Quite probably. Doesn’t change the fact that currently he shouldn’t be anywhere near a football pitch. Regardless of who your employer is, in any job, there’s no excuse to not at least pretend to try. I whole heartedly agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Danny Ings throughball... Is that when you threw the ball? - Moi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 So Selles could have started the game with Toni at RB but decided to start Bree. Put in KWP - a player clearly not invested - and left Perraud a natural LB, out. He could have at least tried to score a goal, but no he plays the useless Ely-fucking-no-usey and the blunt instrument called Aribo. Selles goes down (sic) as my worst Saints manager - ever. I literally hate the football, the team selections and his excuses with a passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 1 minute ago, CSA96 said: The Saints fans are tapping a giant inflatable turd around the away end. Better close control than our midfield... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Just now, obelisk said: Any reason why Selles shouldn't be sacked this evening? If the rumours are to believed, he will be. Martin expected to be announced in the next 24 hrs, so yeah - we all know he's toast. Not that I totally blame Selles, there comes a point where you have to look beyond the managers and focus on the utter idiots we have going out on the field every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Can someone please explain to me how Selles can legitimately still expect to be able to say that he would only stay at Southampton if he was given the managers position next season?......I'd seriously be concerned about him having responsibility for running one of the food kiosks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSA96 Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 1 minute ago, The Cat said: We were, it got confiscated. And there was an inflatable penis. Now he's gone back in the dugout, presumably? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Saint Fan CaM said: So Selles could have started the game with Toni at RB but decided to start Bree. Put in KWP - a player clearly not invested - and left Perraud a natural LB, out. He could have at least tried to score a goal, but no he plays the useless Ely-fucking-no-usey and the blunt instrument called Aribo. Selles goes down (sic) as my worst Saints manager - ever. I literally hate the football, the team selections and his excuses with a passion. Perraud is done for the season though. Had surgery. Edited 21 May, 2023 by OttawaSaint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefizzy14 Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 I honestly can't believe Selles hasn't made any changes at half time. Seriously? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 So what the hell did Poundland Pep see in that first half that constitutes keeping the same eleven on the pitch? Absolute TWAT !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 We didn’t concede during half-time, I see that as progress. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 No pressure on any of their players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 1 minute ago, Toussaint said: We didn’t concede during half-time, I see that as progress. Small mercies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Tbf, if you were getting the abuse Selles is getting (justifiably admittedly) why WOULDN'T you just try and wind the fans up further? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkoksaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 6 minutes ago, obelisk said: Any reason why Selles shouldn't be sacked this evening? I’d have sacked him before the start given that team selection and at the latest half time. Absolute joke of a manager…..in fact Selles and manager shouldn’t be used in the same sentence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 2 minutes ago, harvey said: Can someone please explain to me how Selles can legitimately still expect to be able to say that he would only stay at Southampton if he was given the managers position next season?......I'd seriously be concerned about him having responsibility for running one of the food kiosks. Just damage control from him. He's saying to other prospective clubs that he not really wanting toback to being a coach, having now had managerial experience at one of the world's top leagues under his belt. It's also why his tactics are identikit, and why his press conferences are interchangeable. Consistent, doesn't shop and change tactics or panic, and can show new clubs the spreadsheets on why this is really successful, and it's our recruitment that was the problem/ he had little time to reshape the squad to his liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Gifford Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 3 minutes ago, Jack said: Fuck this, I’m off for a walk around the common rather than wasting any more time watching this shit. Fully expecting to come back to a 5-0 final result. Hoping that Leeds pull off a result to give Everton the best chance of joining us next season Me too. I have become a Leeds supporter for a couple of hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Selles and tactics board?......don't confuse him even further! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 And now we see Selles superb tactical masterclass lesson of leaving subs until the 60th minute. Do it by the book Ruben to give them the best opportunity of scoring again you utter bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 2 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: Just damage control from him. He's saying to other prospective clubs that he not really wanting toback to being a coach, having now had managerial experience at one of the world's top leagues under his belt. It's also why his tactics are identikit, and why his press conferences are interchangeable. Consistent, doesn't shop and change tactics or panic, and can show new clubs the spreadsheets on why this is really successful, and it's our recruitment that was the problem/ he had little time to reshape the squad to his liking. He shouldn't have accepted the job then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 So 2 shots all game, none on target, but we’re sticking with the same XI. Good one Rubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 My wife just asked if we’re playing. I replied that we’re on the pitch but that’s about as much as you can say. Imagine getting paid this much money to be so bad at your job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 Nothing sums up this season as well as my computer telling me its on low battery and i cant be bothered to get the power cable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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