Zorba Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Take the attackers off, more defenders on, and let’s see if we can defend this 2-0 defeat. Come on saints, we can do it!! 4
BotleySaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:55, obelisk said: Saints looking well set to get nil again. Just a question now of how many they'll concede. Expand I'm going for 5-0. Ferguson to get his hat trick. A Bednerak OG. And Mitoma.
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:47, Saint Billy said: It may be time to watch Loose Women on catch-up. Expand Makes a change from Loose Passes 🙂 3
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:53, John Boy Saint said: Have I missed much - I was in the garden and just thought “oh Saints are playing”……….shows my detachment is sitting well. Expand Just the usual. Infrequent attacking, missed sitter, back and sideways, comedy defending. Moi masterclass. JWP...hmm now that I think back, things weren't right at the start of the season. Still time left, *counts on fingers* 20 games left! Two games James...2 games...
Tanlee Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Fucking pathetic as standard, this season has drained me can't wait for it to end if nothing else just for a break from the gutless bunch of wankers 3
Nordic Saint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 (edited) On 21/05/2023 at 13:51, Saint Fan CaM said: McCarthy … garbage. JWP and KWP / so obviously off to pastures new it’s pitiful. Expand He's not just garbage: to add insult to injury he's expensive garbage, costing £80,000 per week. Will we ever get rid of him? I dread seeing him appearing in goal for us again next season. Edited 21 May, 2023 by Nordic Saint 1
northam soul Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Game plan worked a treat. Keep the score down to a couple at Half time and same again second half. Useless the lot of them.
obelisk Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Yet again Saints giving the impression that they all met each other for the first time in the pub just before lick off.
St. Ciervo Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 I wasnt sure about the new manager appointment. But after watching this shit show, I am just beyond excited for anything new. Sack Selles at half.
Toussaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:56, S-Clarke said: I don't think I've ever despised a Saints team as much as this bunch of cunts. Bar 1 or 2, I hope to never see any of them ever, ever again. Taken the piss out of my club and taken the money. Expand One thing that has amused me this season is you, one of the most articulate and erudite posters, becoming progressively more potty mouthed! 😂 3
Convict Colony Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:54, trousers said: Upson: "Southampton's issue is a lack of funding" #clueless Expand I know i heard that I knew he was thick cos we'd already had 8.6 out of 10 window in the summer and spent 100m in jan
The Curse of St Mary's Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Bednarek and Lyanco proving what we already know both are utterly useless. I do not want to see any of our centre backs or goalkeepers next season. 2
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:46, OttawaSaint said: Did the owners try to get this club relegated? Feels like it. Expand There will be a spreadsheet for new wage bill for new/ reduced terms in Championship, and selling on to Premier Legue clubs from that level, to maximise that profit. Just a bit ruined by us getting taken over as a Premier League club and losing all that broadcasting/ commercial revenue.
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:58, obelisk said: Yet again Saints giving the impression that they all met each other for the first time in the pub just before lick off. Expand Bunch of window lickers. I knew it.
S-Clarke Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:59, Toussaint said: One thing that has amused me this season is you, one of the most articulate and erudite posters, becoming progressively more potty mouthed! 😂 Expand Hard not to be to be honest, they've driven me to despair for over 18 months now!! Never been so despondent over a bunch of players before, I really can't stand them. I just want to get behind a team again and feel connected with it, I've never felt as disconnected with this club as I do at the moment. 11
Galway saint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Shame Armstrong isn’t on the bench - the game is crying out for him 1
St. Ciervo Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:52, Convict Colony said: Selles is what happens when Football Manager game expert tries it out in real life. Expand That game requires the ability to analyze data. I am certain Selles would fail. 1
Jack Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Fuck this, I’m off for a walk around the common rather than wasting any more time watching this shit. Fully expecting to come back to a 5-0 final result. Hoping that Leeds pull off a result to give Everton the best chance of joining us next season 1
John Boy Saint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:57, OttawaSaint said: Just the usual. Infrequent attacking, missed sitter, back and sideways, comedy defending. Moi masterclass. JWP...hmm now that I think back, things weren't right at the start of the season. Still time left, *counts on fingers* 20 games left! Two games James...2 games... Expand Thanks for that - quite easy to paint that picture in my mind 😁
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:00, S-Clarke said: Hard not to be to be honest, they've driven me to despair for over 18 months now!! Never been so despondent over a bunch of players before, I really can't stand them. I just want to get behind a team again and feel connected with it, I've never felt as disconnected with this club as I do at the moment. Expand Here here!
Toussaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:03, OttawaSaint said: Here here! Expand But you started out as a potty mouth, I can’t say I’ve detected any change tbh! 2
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:02, Jack said: Fuck this, I’m off for a walk around the common rather than wasting any more time watching this shit. Fully expecting to come back to a 5-0 final result. Hoping that Leeds pull off a result to give Everton the best chance of joining us next season Expand 5-0? Luxury... also it's 2-1 WHU.
The Cat Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Subs barely been warming up at half time. Must be same changes.
CSA96 Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 (edited) The Saints fans are tapping a giant inflatable turd around the away end. Edited 21 May, 2023 by CSA96 4
The Cat Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:05, The Cat said: Subs barely been warming up at half time. Must be same changes. Expand Or maybe not.
obelisk Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Any reason why Selles shouldn't be sacked this evening? 2
The Cat Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:06, CSA96 said: The Saints fans are tapping a giant inflatable turd around the away end. [MEDIA=twitter]1660284843031244802[/MEDIA] Expand We were, it got confiscated. And there was an inflatable penis.
Bad Wolf Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 13:53, LeBizzier69 said: Quite probably. Doesn’t change the fact that currently he shouldn’t be anywhere near a football pitch. Regardless of who your employer is, in any job, there’s no excuse to not at least pretend to try. Expand I whole heartedly agree.
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Danny Ings throughball... Is that when you threw the ball? - Moi
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 So Selles could have started the game with Toni at RB but decided to start Bree. Put in KWP - a player clearly not invested - and left Perraud a natural LB, out. He could have at least tried to score a goal, but no he plays the useless Ely-fucking-no-usey and the blunt instrument called Aribo. Selles goes down (sic) as my worst Saints manager - ever. I literally hate the football, the team selections and his excuses with a passion.
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:06, CSA96 said: The Saints fans are tapping a giant inflatable turd around the away end. Expand Better close control than our midfield...
S-Clarke Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:06, obelisk said: Any reason why Selles shouldn't be sacked this evening? Expand If the rumours are to believed, he will be. Martin expected to be announced in the next 24 hrs, so yeah - we all know he's toast. Not that I totally blame Selles, there comes a point where you have to look beyond the managers and focus on the utter idiots we have going out on the field every week.
harvey Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Can someone please explain to me how Selles can legitimately still expect to be able to say that he would only stay at Southampton if he was given the managers position next season?......I'd seriously be concerned about him having responsibility for running one of the food kiosks. 1
CSA96 Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:06, The Cat said: We were, it got confiscated. And there was an inflatable penis. Expand Now he's gone back in the dugout, presumably? 5
OttawaSaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 (edited) On 21/05/2023 at 14:07, Saint Fan CaM said: So Selles could have started the game with Toni at RB but decided to start Bree. Put in KWP - a player clearly not invested - and left Perraud a natural LB, out. He could have at least tried to score a goal, but no he plays the useless Ely-fucking-no-usey and the blunt instrument called Aribo. Selles goes down (sic) as my worst Saints manager - ever. I literally hate the football, the team selections and his excuses with a passion. Expand Perraud is done for the season though. Had surgery. Edited 21 May, 2023 by OttawaSaint 2
davefizzy14 Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 I honestly can't believe Selles hasn't made any changes at half time. Seriously? 1
beatlesaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 So what the hell did Poundland Pep see in that first half that constitutes keeping the same eleven on the pitch? Absolute TWAT !! 2
Toussaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 We didn’t concede during half-time, I see that as progress. 2
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:11, Toussaint said: We didn’t concede during half-time, I see that as progress. Expand Small mercies.
Bad Wolf Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Tbf, if you were getting the abuse Selles is getting (justifiably admittedly) why WOULDN'T you just try and wind the fans up further?
bangkoksaint Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:06, obelisk said: Any reason why Selles shouldn't be sacked this evening? Expand I’d have sacked him before the start given that team selection and at the latest half time. Absolute joke of a manager…..in fact Selles and manager shouldn’t be used in the same sentence. 1
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:08, harvey said: Can someone please explain to me how Selles can legitimately still expect to be able to say that he would only stay at Southampton if he was given the managers position next season?......I'd seriously be concerned about him having responsibility for running one of the food kiosks. Expand Just damage control from him. He's saying to other prospective clubs that he not really wanting toback to being a coach, having now had managerial experience at one of the world's top leagues under his belt. It's also why his tactics are identikit, and why his press conferences are interchangeable. Consistent, doesn't shop and change tactics or panic, and can show new clubs the spreadsheets on why this is really successful, and it's our recruitment that was the problem/ he had little time to reshape the squad to his liking.
Saint Gifford Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:02, Jack said: Fuck this, I’m off for a walk around the common rather than wasting any more time watching this shit. Fully expecting to come back to a 5-0 final result. Hoping that Leeds pull off a result to give Everton the best chance of joining us next season Expand Me too. I have become a Leeds supporter for a couple of hours.
harvey Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Selles and tactics board?......don't confuse him even further! 1
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 And now we see Selles superb tactical masterclass lesson of leaving subs until the 60th minute. Do it by the book Ruben to give them the best opportunity of scoring again you utter bellend.
harvey Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 14:13, Holmes_and_Watson said: Just damage control from him. He's saying to other prospective clubs that he not really wanting toback to being a coach, having now had managerial experience at one of the world's top leagues under his belt. It's also why his tactics are identikit, and why his press conferences are interchangeable. Consistent, doesn't shop and change tactics or panic, and can show new clubs the spreadsheets on why this is really successful, and it's our recruitment that was the problem/ he had little time to reshape the squad to his liking. Expand He shouldn't have accepted the job then.
The Kraken Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 So 2 shots all game, none on target, but we’re sticking with the same XI. Good one Rubes.
LegalEagle Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 My wife just asked if we’re playing. I replied that we’re on the pitch but that’s about as much as you can say. Imagine getting paid this much money to be so bad at your job.
Convict Colony Posted 21 May, 2023 Posted 21 May, 2023 Nothing sums up this season as well as my computer telling me its on low battery and i cant be bothered to get the power cable. 1
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