Verwood Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Seriously... Today is a hugely disappointing day for everyone associated with Southampton Football Club. We have fought tirelessly as a club throughout the season, but the Premier League is the most competitive league in the world and our results were simply not good enough to stay there. We are particularly saddened and frustrated that our first season as controlling shareholders in Southampton Football Club has ended in relegation. While this outcome is distressing for all of us, now is the time to demonstrate unity. We are grateful to our managers, our players, our staff and above all our fans for battling to the end to keep the Saints in the top tier. Our work begins today to return Southampton Football Club – an inaugural member of the Premier League with a rich history – to where it belongs. We want to reassure our supporters, our partners and our staff that we remain fully committed to achieving long-term success for the club at the top level. We must now reflect on the lessons to be learned from this season and start preparing for the challenges ahead of us in the Championship. Our goal is to return to the Premier League as soon as possible and ensure that we stay there. At the same time, we will continue to focus on the long-term development of the club, both on and off the pitch, to ensure its sustainability at the highest level. We understand that significant improvement is required, and at the end of the season we will announce our immediate next steps and provide details of how the club will operate moving forward. We cannot thank our fans enough for the fantastic support they have given the team throughout the season. Your commitment to the club is an inspiration and one of the foundations that will support Southampton’s return to the top flight.Dragan, Henrik & Rasmus Sport Republic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verwood Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Apologies for the error the title - guess it sums up me spluttering my pint when reading this stuff... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Tis easier said than done my friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 "Fought tirelessly" I've seen very little evidence of that on the pitch, which is the only place where it really matters. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 What do you expect in a statement? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 2 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: "Fought tirelessly" I've seen very little evidence of that on the pitch, which is the only place where it really matters. Exactly - when you see the BBC website describe us as "tame", "muted" and "lethargic", a team supposedly fighting for premiership survival, you know this is total boll**ks. Just hope those in charge really don't believe the crap they're feeding us, because that would be of concern! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Better off saying nothing and just get Tom with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morse Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Dragan needs to ditch the chancers Ankerson and Kraft, or cap his loses and sell the club. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Written by a robot with no empathy or understanding how fans are actually feeling tonight. But there again that is to be expected. A club with no soul, no understanding, no plan, no heart and no culpability. Bereft of any responsibility to the mess they created. One word would have sufficed. SORRY. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemanson Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, Fitzhugh Fella said: Written by a robot with no empathy or understanding how fans are actually feeling tonight. But there again that is to be expected. A club with no soul, no understanding, no plan, no heart and no culpability. Bereft of any responsibility to the mess they created. One word would have sufficed. SORRY. It did read like something generated using chatGPT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egreog Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 There has been no "battling" on the pitch. It is clear the whole club is rudderless with too many passengers on the pitch and frankly not premiership quality. Can't score goals, won't win anything. Never known the club to be so cut adrift from the fan base. A few seasons in the Championship might set the whole thing right but I think only a major clear out and proper grafters with leadership on the park will halt the slide at least! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Quote We have fought tirelessly pathetically as a club throughout the season, but the Premier League is the most competitive league in the world and our results, and piss-poor management from top to bottom, were simply not good enough to stay there. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 “We have fought tirelessly as a club throughout the season” and “managers, our players, our staff … for battling to the end to keep the Saints in the top tier.” Nonsense. Utterly inept, unwilling/incapable of learning form glaring errors throughout the season. And that extends to Rasmus all the way down. “But the Premier League is the most competitive league in the world and our results were simply not good enough to stay there.” Not good enough due to incompetence, from the top down, not because the league was just too tough for us. The club should have been all too aware of their many failings as the season unfolded. They should have been looking for quite some time to address the flaws in their ownership model, the tactics, recruitment and deficiencies in the team. Anyone who is genuinely only starting now, can be among the first out the door. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentsaints Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Alternative club statement - we deeply regret that we have massively fucked every decision since being at the club , good luck in the championship ....we're off ! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 "Fought tirelessly" Yeah sure. We believe you Sometimes I have students who for whatever reason don't hand work in or don't prepare thoroughly for tests. I have a chat with them, explain that if they continue in this trajectory they will fail the course. I'll add a "study quiz" worth 5% and tell them, have a good go at that, you can use your books, web etc and not only will you get 5% or close it'll prove useful in preparation for the final, so a win-win. Then...they don't even access it from the website, never even one look, bomb the final and then come crying to my office wondering how the heck this could have happened. Those students are just like Saints this season. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IFHP Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 “Battled till the end” ? What the fuck - last time I looked there were 2 games stil left to play. we haven’t battled all season . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 (edited) We have battled until half time Then the other managers usually see we are so shite will never score and change system unmatched until 2 down. Tirelessly my arse Edited 14 May, 2023 by Give it to Ron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 What a load of shhite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 11 hours ago, Verwood Saint said: Seriously... Today is a hugely disappointing day for everyone associated with Southampton Football Club. We have fought tirelessly as a club throughout the season, but the Premier League is the most competitive league in the world and our results were simply not good enough to stay there. We are particularly saddened and frustrated that our first season as controlling shareholders in Southampton Football Club has ended in relegation. While this outcome is distressing for all of us, now is the time to demonstrate unity. We are grateful to our managers, our players, our staff and above all our fans for battling to the end to keep the Saints in the top tier. Our work begins today to return Southampton Football Club – an inaugural member of the Premier League with a rich history – to where it belongs. We want to reassure our supporters, our partners and our staff that we remain fully committed to achieving long-term success for the club at the top level. We must now reflect on the lessons to be learned from this season and start preparing for the challenges ahead of us in the Championship. Our goal is to return to the Premier League as soon as possible and ensure that we stay there. At the same time, we will continue to focus on the long-term development of the club, both on and off the pitch, to ensure its sustainability at the highest level. We understand that significant improvement is required, and at the end of the season we will announce our immediate next steps and provide details of how the club will operate moving forward. We cannot thank our fans enough for the fantastic support they have given the team throughout the season. Your commitment to the club is an inspiration and one of the foundations that will support Southampton’s return to the top flight.Dragan, Henrik & Rasmus Sport Republic It is actually frightening how similar it is to what you get when you ask ChatGPT to write a club statement after relegation. There was literally no time spent writing a statement at all - few tweaks from a Robots response and it’s done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 9 hours ago, jemanson said: It did read like something generated using chatGPT I've seen this suggested a few times, is there anyway in checking if it's AI generated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 1 hour ago, JRM said: I've seen this suggested a few times, is there anyway in checking if it's AI generated? I put ‘club statement after relegation’in ChatGPT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 (edited) 10 hours ago, kentsaints said: Alternative club statement - we deeply regret that we have massively fucked every decision since being at the club , good luck in the championship ....we're off ! Maybe they will “off” …parachute payment, player sales, quite a good time to do a runner? Edited 14 May, 2023 by Toussaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 I wonder whether chatGPT might have come up with better team selections and tactics. Or maybe that's what Selles did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemanson Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 2 hours ago, JRM said: I've seen this suggested a few times, is there anyway in checking if it's AI generated? ChatGPT denying any involvement when asked, but not sure I believe it No, I did not write any part of that statement. It appears to be a statement issued by Southampton Football Club regarding their relegation from the Premier League. As an AI language model, I can provide information and assist with various topics, but I don't generate real-time news updates or statements from specific organizations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemanson Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 1 minute ago, jemanson said: ChatGPT denying any involvement when asked, but not sure I believe it No, I did not write any part of that statement. It appears to be a statement issued by Southampton Football Club regarding their relegation from the Premier League. As an AI language model, I can provide information and assist with various topics, but I don't generate real-time news updates or statements from specific organizations. This is the ChatGPT generated announcement for next season. Wouldn't be surprised to read something similar to this soon. Plans for the Upcoming Season [Generated by ChatGPT and NOT an official club statement] Southampton Football Club is excited to share our plans and aspirations for the upcoming season. Following our recent relegation from the Premier League, we have carefully assessed the situation and are fully committed to the journey of reclaiming our place in the top flight. Our immediate focus is on regrouping, rebuilding, and preparing for the challenges that lie ahead in the Championship. We understand the demands and competitiveness of this league, and we are determined to tackle it head-on with a renewed sense of purpose and ambition. First and foremost, we acknowledge that significant improvements are necessary to achieve our goal of promotion. To this end, we have embarked on a comprehensive review of all aspects of the club's operations. This includes an in-depth evaluation of our squad, coaching staff, training facilities, and overall footballing strategy. We are actively working to bolster our squad with the necessary talent and experience that will not only strengthen our team but also instill a winning mentality within the club. Recruitment efforts are underway, and we are leaving no stone unturned in our pursuit of players who possess the skill, dedication, and character needed to propel us forward. Our coaching staff is equally committed to the task at hand. They are diligently analyzing our performances, identifying areas for improvement, and devising strategic plans to maximize our potential. Player development, tactical adaptability, and a strong team ethos will be at the core of our approach as we strive for success. While our immediate focus is on on-pitch matters, we remain dedicated to the long-term development and sustainability of Southampton Football Club. We will continue investing in our youth academy and scouting networks to identify and nurture promising young talent, ensuring a bright future for the club. Off the pitch, we are committed to fostering a strong and vibrant fan community. Your unwavering support is invaluable to us, and we will actively seek ways to enhance the matchday experience, engage with supporters, and strengthen the bond between the club and its loyal fans. Communication will play a vital role in keeping you informed and involved in our progress. We will provide regular updates on our activities, transfer news, and any significant developments through various channels, including our official website, social media platforms, and direct communication with supporters' groups. As we embark on this new chapter, we ask for your unwavering support and belief in our collective endeavor. We understand the disappointment of relegation, but it is together, united as one, that we will overcome the challenges ahead and emerge stronger. The upcoming season will undoubtedly be a test of character, resilience, and determination. However, we are fueled by our shared vision of returning Southampton Football Club to the Premier League and creating a legacy of success. We look forward to sharing this journey with you, our esteemed supporters, and we are excited about what the future holds. Together, we will rise again and reaffirm Southampton's position among the elite of English football. We thank you for your continued support and encourage you to stand with us as we embark on this inspiring pursuit. Up the Saints! [Generated by ChatGPT and NOT an official club statement] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 (edited) 37 minutes ago, jemanson said: This is the ChatGPT generated announcement for next season. Wouldn't be surprised to read something similar to this soon. Plans for the Upcoming Season [Generated by ChatGPT and NOT an official club statement] Southampton Football Club is excited to share our plans and aspirations for the upcoming season. Following our recent relegation from the Premier League, we have carefully assessed the situation and are fully committed to the journey of reclaiming our place in the top flight. Our immediate focus is on regrouping, rebuilding, and preparing for the challenges that lie ahead in the Championship. We understand the demands and competitiveness of this league, and we are determined to tackle it head-on with a renewed sense of purpose and ambition. First and foremost, we acknowledge that significant improvements are necessary to achieve our goal of promotion. To this end, we have embarked on a comprehensive review of all aspects of the club's operations. This includes an in-depth evaluation of our squad, coaching staff, training facilities, and overall footballing strategy. We are actively working to bolster our squad with the necessary talent and experience that will not only strengthen our team but also instill a winning mentality within the club. Recruitment efforts are underway, and we are leaving no stone unturned in our pursuit of players who possess the skill, dedication, and character needed to propel us forward. Our coaching staff is equally committed to the task at hand. They are diligently analyzing our performances, identifying areas for improvement, and devising strategic plans to maximize our potential. Player development, tactical adaptability, and a strong team ethos will be at the core of our approach as we strive for success. While our immediate focus is on on-pitch matters, we remain dedicated to the long-term development and sustainability of Southampton Football Club. We will continue investing in our youth academy and scouting networks to identify and nurture promising young talent, ensuring a bright future for the club. Off the pitch, we are committed to fostering a strong and vibrant fan community. Your unwavering support is invaluable to us, and we will actively seek ways to enhance the matchday experience, engage with supporters, and strengthen the bond between the club and its loyal fans. Communication will play a vital role in keeping you informed and involved in our progress. We will provide regular updates on our activities, transfer news, and any significant developments through various channels, including our official website, social media platforms, and direct communication with supporters' groups. As we embark on this new chapter, we ask for your unwavering support and belief in our collective endeavor. We understand the disappointment of relegation, but it is together, united as one, that we will overcome the challenges ahead and emerge stronger. The upcoming season will undoubtedly be a test of character, resilience, and determination. However, we are fueled by our shared vision of returning Southampton Football Club to the Premier League and creating a legacy of success. We look forward to sharing this journey with you, our esteemed supporters, and we are excited about what the future holds. Together, we will rise again and reaffirm Southampton's position among the elite of English football. We thank you for your continued support and encourage you to stand with us as we embark on this inspiring pursuit. Up the Saints! [Generated by ChatGPT and NOT an official club statement] I think I just vomited my rib cage up Edited 14 May, 2023 by Crab Lungs 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 14 May, 2023 Share Posted 14 May, 2023 28 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said: I think I just vomited my rib cage up My copy of “Fowler’s Modern English Usage” has a section on this sort of thing. It refers the reader by saying, See ‘Meaningless Words’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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