Saint NL Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Well, at least the pitch is looking better now. That's something I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, Smirking_Saint said: Not really sure what you’re watching tbh The bloke can’t run… but he isn’t actually moving into any positions to take the ball, in fact he is far too often trying to run in behind when we’re in possession so we can’t oass it to him In fact, the few times its got to him, he’s miscontrolled it, mis placed a pass and tried to turn two players…. He is also terrible at pressing He looks terrible The bloke's a goal hanger and scorer FFS! If Saints aren't attacking then he's bound to look shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Alcarez is fed up with playing with this bunch of losers, he's just shooting when he gets the ball now 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotleySaint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Nice training match for Fulham. Most of our lot are already dreaming of the hols and their next club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, Cascadia Saint said: I’m sure Rishi could come up with an argument, he’s used to sugar coating turds. Something like we may not have won many games but we've mostly only lost by one goal so it shows just how good our defence truly is 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, obelisk said: The bloke's a goal hanger and scorer FFS! If Saints aren't attacking then he's bound to look shit. You’re just sticking up for your fellow obelisk. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Wonder what the attendance is? Faded, empty seats galore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 2 minutes ago, obelisk said: The bloke's a goal hanger and scorer FFS! If Saints aren't attacking then he's bound to look shit. Yeah ok… obviously the striker isn’t integral to build up play in a lone striker formation but what would I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 3 minutes ago, Saint NL said: Well, at least the pitch is looking better now. That's something I suppose Not surprising. It’s had a pile of manure on it for most of the season. The old ones are the old ones…. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, Suhari said: Wonder what the attendance is? Faded, empty seats galore. Have they not watched that YouTube video on how to restore seats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Matty 76 Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Delighted that the train strikes meant I couldn't make this one. They're not even trying out there. Utterly bizarre selection of players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, The Kraken said: Not surprising. It’s had a pile of manure on it for most of the season. The old ones are the old ones…. Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 God this game is soooo dull we get into good positions then play either the wrong ball or tamely straight at the keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cascadia Saint said: You’re just sticking up for your fellow obelisk. 1 minute ago, Smirking_Saint said: Yeah ok… obviously the striker isn’t integral to build up play in a lone striker formation but what would I know It's been obvious that he's not the bloke you wish he was. If you want a team to fanny around with the ball, passing it backwards and sideways then Tall Paul isn't the player to go and and spend £millions on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Matty 76 Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 The way Lyanco reacted to clearing that off the line, bless him. Let's just keep him around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Lyanco with a cracking block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Lyanco with the defence-celebration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, obelisk said: It's been obvious that he's not the bloke you wish he was. If you want a team to fanny around with the ball, passing it backwards and sideways then Tall Paul isn't the player to go and and spend £millions on. Even goal hangers should be able to contribute to some build up play. He can't and is a terrible player. On loan in the summer, and will depart like Carillo... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Saint NL said: He may be many things, but Belgian isn't one of them 😉 Isn't he Nigerian but played in the Belgium league? The carthorse bit is true though Edited 13 May, 2023 by Mr X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 This is the least eventful game I've watched in a long time. I wonder if Match Of The Day will just skip it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, obelisk said: It's been obvious that he's not the bloke you wish he was. If you want a team to fanny around with the ball, passing it backwards and sideways then Tall Paul isn't the player to go and and spend £millions on. We did spend millons on him, and we are a team that fannies around with the ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Onuachu falls over again Fecking tripe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Lovely stuff from big Paul. Ali Dia couldn't have done that ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, AlexLaw76 said: Onuachu falls over again Fecking tripe Would did our scouts see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said: Even goal hangers should be able to contribute to some build up play. He can't and is a terrible player. On loan in the summer, and will depart like Carillo... Haaland would look like a donkey surrounded by this lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, obelisk said: Haaland would look like a donkey surrounded by this lot. Yeah, ok then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Seriously does selles have a Steve Jobs complex, it's constant polar necks. Could be 40c and he'd wear one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, obelisk said: Haaland would look like a donkey surrounded by this lot. Jesus wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, Convict Colony said: Seriously does selles have a Steve Jobs complex, it's constant polar necks. Could be 40c and he'd wear one It's to hide all the scars. He must be a huge masochist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, obelisk said: Haaland would look like a donkey surrounded by this lot. I think haaland would just get the ball and push 19 players out of the way and score, given the deckchair pace of this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Fuck was that? Another pass straight out of play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, Smirking_Saint said: Jesus wept Even he wouldn't stand a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Remember our previous relegations, the fight from not just the players but the fans right to the end? We've all just given up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, obelisk said: Even he wouldn't stand a chance. what, at controlling a football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Thank God I decided to give this one a miss…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Some boos, a small ripple of applause. No one gives a fuck as saints slide into the championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotleySaint Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, Saint_clark said: Remember our previous relegations, the fight from not just the players but the fans right to the end? We've all just given up. Nothing left to fight for except professional pride. The players have none of that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Well that was a pathetic first half. Fulham haven’t got out of second gear, I’m not sure we’re able to. Pretty abject from our whole first eleven, but I’m not sure if Onuachu being there is doing us any favours. Maybe if he had someone to work off him and do his running for him, but we don’t play like that. Plus he looks constantly knackered. Not much other option but to get Mara on there, but that won’t change much, the whole team needs to get a grip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Fulham know the protocol, wait for us to gift them one 2nd half in front of their own fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Ciervo Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said: Just how bad does AMN have to play before he gets dropped? Paradoxically, AMN would only need to see his name on the scoresheet to be dropped. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 (edited) In all seriousness, surely there is a case for withholding the players wages given they are clearly not doing what they are paid to do? Genuine question for any employment lawyers out there. Edited 13 May, 2023 by trousers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Are they reading out the name of every steward to thank them? 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Lyanco at least seems to have prevented a goal which is almost equivalent to scoring one. Of the rest not a plus point anywhere. Going down with less than a whimper. I'll be controversial and suggest that Jones would have had more points than this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Pathetic half of football. Insipid, no pla or shape, no energy or effort. Can we just forfeit the rest of the season? I want the rebuild to start so I can feel some level of optimism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Matty 76 Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 2 minutes ago, Saint_clark said: Remember our previous relegations, the fight from not just the players but the fans right to the end? We've all just given up. Can't blame them. That was utterly horrendous, and somehow probably wouldn't even land in our top 5 worst performances this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just now, Saint Matty 76 said: Can't blame them. That was utterly horrendous, and somehow probably wouldn't even land in our top 5 worst performances this season. It wasn't a complaint, I don't blame anyone at all. Just interesting the difference between 2005 and now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Not watching the game. Only just seen the team. Nice to see Onuachu win the squad sweepstake this week 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertyell Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Lovely day for a stroll in the sun. Even better if you're getting paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kucho Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 1 minute ago, Mr X said: Would did our scouts see? He was obviously scouted by Rasmus with his data and Xg crap. AZ Alkmaar’s trainer Pascal Jansen said in a recent interview: Data shouldn’t main reason for player scouting etc. Data should be assisting and nothing more (couldn’t think of a better way to translate that). If you had the choice between Nathan Jones and all the scientists, data and Xg available or someone like Howe/Ten Hag/Tuchel etc without data and just pure their own football knowledge. Who would you chose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpin4rizeal Posted 13 May, 2023 Share Posted 13 May, 2023 Just how absolutely slow and ponderous we are in possession you could make a parody out of it .. we have absolutely no idea how to get the ball moving up the pitch swiftly .. it’s been a problem for a long time slow sideways passing opposition only has to sit back and we can’t do anything 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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