Paul Chuckle Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Thoughts? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 (edited) There won't be any. Edited 30 April, 2023 by Disco Stu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Even without Barry you can still make me laugh. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Should rename it a lap of shit, a chance for us to all toss excrement at the overpaid twats. (Minus Lavia and Alcaraz) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Just make it the walk of shame, whilst some cunt with a bell (not that one) walks behind them shouting shame just like in Game of Thrones, whilst we throw shit and rocks at them. 2 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 30 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Maybe we could subject them to the half time entertainment 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 I bet some of our dopey fans will still applaud them 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Light show? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Just give player of the season to Tella. 5 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 New category, the best quarterly manager award. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 17 minutes ago, Turkish said: I bet some of our dopey fans will still applaud them Wouldn’t surprise me at all 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 It’s okay, we just need to think of some new, off the field categories as a distraction. Player with the crappest tattoos Player with the tackiest jewellery Player with the WAG with the most Onlyfans subscribers Player with the most press super injunctions Player with the most convictions for motoring offences Player with the lowest IQ Player with the most generic post match interview cliches. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Ours could be better 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 32 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: It’s okay, we just need to think of some new, off the field categories as a distraction. Player with the crappest tattoos Player with the tackiest jewellery Player with the WAG with the most Onlyfans subscribers Player with the most press super injunctions Player with the most convictions for motoring offences Player with the lowest IQ Player with the most generic post match interview cliches. Player with most outrageous hairstyle?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Turkish said: I bet some of our dopey fans will still applaud them Chapel end applaud so much basic play. Would love to be so easily pleased myself at some sideway passes 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 “Lyanco, Lyanco, Lyanco” can see it now. We have the team some of our home support deserves. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 2 minutes ago, LGTL said: “Lyanco, Lyanco, Lyanco” can see it now. We have the team some of our home support deserves. Southampton ‘til I die ringing our around the stadium a few people crying, a “we’ll be back cardboard” sign few fatties in saints shirts enthusiastically clapping the lads off. it’ll be wonderful 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 1 minute ago, Turkish said: Southampton ‘til I die ringing our around the stadium a few people crying, a “we’ll be back cardboard” sign few fatties in saints shirts enthusiastically clapping the lads off. it’ll be wonderful I’ll be happy if I get my foam hand signed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 2 minutes ago, whelk said: I’ll be happy if I get my foam hand signed I’m going to ram in up Elyanoussis arsehole 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Here’s one: Biggest mistake of the season? The options in this category are huge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 3 minutes ago, FarehamSaintJames said: Here’s one: Biggest mistake of the season? The options in this category are huge. Are we being punished by god for our treatment of Jones? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Chuckle Posted 30 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Saints Voice Representative of the season Most away fans in the home end of the season Favourite away fan item allowed into the stadium 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Just now, Paul Chuckle said: Saints Voice Representative of the season Most away fans in the home end of the season Favourite away fan item allowed into the stadium Most irritating out of town fan? Saint Rob from Twitterverse surely takes that crown. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 17 minutes ago, Turkish said: I’m going to ram in up Elyanoussis arsehole If you did, you’d take the gong for, “player with the most precise aim,” of the season. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 11 minutes ago, LGTL said: Most irritating out of town fan? Saint Rob from Twitterverse surely takes that crown. He wins but Andrew “controversial opinions is my middle name” has been consistently a massive whopper for years 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Would be nice if we had fans who would get in the faces of these utter bastards and give them some but no I concur, they’ll probably be clapped. Ditto the “we’ll be back” placards. Irrespective, even if we tried to have a go, the lopsided stewarding team manning 50 cals would probably open up on our own anyway. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 1 hour ago, LGTL said: Most irritating out of town fan? Saint Rob from Twitterverse surely takes that crown. 1 hour ago, Turkish said: He wins but Andrew “controversial opinions is my middle name” has been consistently a massive whopper for years You’ve pretty much echoed my thoughts there. Both as big muppets as each other. Fortunately I discovered the mute button. There’s a core of Twitter idiots nowadays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunglasses Ron Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 I imagine any lap of appreciation / shame still won’t feature any strikers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Couple of random thoughts: Will they announce Bazunu as Pompey Player of The Year 2022/23 pitchside before the Liverpool game? Aribo going round the pitch after the LIverpool game applauding the fans will probably be the quickest most of us have seen him move all season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 4 hours ago, Turkish said: I bet some of our dopey fans will still applaud them Some silly twats will still sing the Ruben Selles song as he walks past waving I’m sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 2 hours ago, Turkish said: Are we being punished by god for our treatment of Jones? No, just for employing the helmet in the first place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 I'm not sure I'll bother going to the Liverpool game. If it sells out might stick my tickets on the exchange and put the credit towards my season tickets. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambtiss Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 3 hours ago, Turkish said: I’m going to ram in up Elyanoussis arsehole Selles is already up there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 It was a pretty poor response last season, also v Liverpool. Not sure they’ll have the gall to hold one this year. If they do then Rasmus should lead it so we can offer our “appreciation “ for his inspirational leadership 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsaint1 Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 Bring a bag of your finest faeces to lob at them. Its the least they deserve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 30 April, 2023 Share Posted 30 April, 2023 3 hours ago, whelk said: I’ll be happy if I get my foam hand signed Some entrepreneur should sell red and white foam hands making a ‘wanker’ gesture for the game. Would make a fortune. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 I’ve composed a song for Selles, when I have another 30 seconds I intend to do one for Rambo Wankerson. to the tune of “we’ve got Selles” A 1-2- a 1-2-3-4 🎶 Reuben Selles Reuben Selles we just don’t think you understood y’were s’posed to keep us up you really fucked it up goodbye (or fuck of) Reuben Selles Should it be the Spotify global success I anticipate I will buy Haaland © toussaint 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 If it's being held at St Mary's then no-one's got a hope in hell of walking away with a win. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 Given how long it takes to get out of the ground if you're near the back of the Northam, I'd probably still be in the stadium when they come round with the lap of honour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 If they are brave enough to do a lap of honour/appreciation/humility/degradation then it will be the quickest they’ve moved all season. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 On 30/04/2023 at 17:39, FarehamSaintJames said: Here’s one: Biggest mistake of the season? The options in this category are huge. Mostly owned by one man so not really a fair competition. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 It would make a massive statement if all the supporters turned their backs to them on the lap of honour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 Does anyone remember back at the Dell there was always a pitch invasion last game of the season and the players would come up into the director box. One year fans started ripping up the pitch and throwing lumps of turf at at the players. I seem to remember it all being quite good natured but it was reported as angry fans pelting players with lumps of mud and after that they banned pitch invasions. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 I do so hope they issue us rainbow coloured clackers, this will really help to get the party started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabrice Fernandes no.1 fan Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 On 30/04/2023 at 18:04, Turkish said: He wins but Andrew “controversial opinions is my middle name” has been consistently a massive whopper for years I think it might just be a sign that this season has really got to me, but his use of "Prowsey" twice in one tweet makes me feel nauseous. He's not your mate. 2 hours ago, Pamplemousse said: Given how long it takes to get out of the ground if you're near the back of the Northam, I'd probably still be in the stadium when they come round with the lap of honour The club will find a way to angle a photo of Selles in front of the stairs when it is queueing to leave so it looks like a full block is applauding him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 Twitter Bellend of the Season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 31 minutes ago, FarehamSaintJames said: Twitter Bellend of the Season? Don't think they'll let MLT in to collect that one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mltburger Posted 2 May, 2023 Share Posted 2 May, 2023 The best statement of fans discontent for this diabolical season is for everyone to leave the stadium on 85 minutes for the final game. Parading to a stadium with no Saints fans is a more powerful statement than just booing. Embarrassing for you the club and players and might just give them a taste of the embarrassment fans have had to endure for pretty much the entire season. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 May, 2023 Share Posted 3 May, 2023 12 hours ago, Mltburger said: The best statement of fans discontent for this diabolical season is for everyone to leave the stadium on 85 minutes for the final game. Parading to a stadium with no Saints fans is a more powerful statement than just booing. Embarrassing for you the club and players and might just give them a taste of the embarrassment fans have had to endure for pretty much the entire season. It’s empty after 85 minutes most weeks anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 3 May, 2023 Share Posted 3 May, 2023 9 hours ago, Turkish said: It’s empty after 85 minutes most weeks anyway I'll be there down the front singing southampton till i die , hopefully if ground is empty it will increase the chances of my MOUSSA DJENEPO CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT sign getting noticed 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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