Newcastle 3-1 Saints - Match Thread

[Saint_clark]

Fuck sake

[saintant]

Are we pressing for the winner?

[FarehamSaintJames]

Yay, called it again!

1 minute ago, FarehamSaintJames said:

The Newcastle winner is still coming

 

[Saint NL]

Just now, Jonnyboy said:

English commentators on South African stream can't even hide their disappointment at that being disallowed. 

We need a clip of that, his voice broke when the verdict was given. Sounded so disappointed 😂

[OttawaSaint]

Wallcott!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Own goal...

Edited 30 April, 2023 by OttawaSaint

[Saint_clark]

Just now, saintant said:

Are we pressing for the winner?

Yep, Walcott gets it. For Newcastle.

[AlexLaw76]

Walcott OG

[Disco Stu]

3-1 🙃

[obelisk]

Can't defend crosses.

[FarehamSaintJames]

Yay. Capitulation.

The Southampton Way.

[Baird of the land]

Really pathetic

[vectraman]

🥱🤦‍♂️

[Suhari]

And that's 3-1

[Bakovnetski]

Collapse again

[HKsaint]

8 minutes ago, HKsaint said:

Seller wants to make sure the result will not surprise 

See

[Saint_clark]

Foul on the defender there but nevermind.

"Boy do they love a number 9" 

I'm about to hunt down this cunt.

[OttawaSaint]

Schoolboy defending! 😂 3-1

Boy do they love a number 9!

[trousers]

Lol

[saintant]

Knew Theo would score 🙂 Took them a long time to concede again after the offside goal - good work Saints, nearly held out.

[AlexLaw76]

LOL

3-1

"boy do they love a no.9"

[The Kraken]

Fucking AMN, useless Cunt.

[Suhari]

Points lost from winning positions is something we're good at.

[Saint Matty 76]

Selles is a fucking disgrace

[Saint_clark]

Selles makes his subs and then we concede 2 in 2 minutes, again.

[saintant]

That's more like it 🙂 Panic stations resumed.

[DG]

Can we get rid of Selles now? Just forfeit the rest of the games.

[OttawaSaint]

Two of Selles genius subs have had a huge impact.

Walcott OG

AMN assist (great vision and pass)

 

Now for a Moi red card...

[badgerx16]

1 minute ago, obelisk said:

Can't defend.

Fixed it

[Bewildered]

This second half performance may be the most pathetic display yet.

[saintant]

Masterclass of how not to use subs from the clueless Selles. Handed them the game.

[Saint Billy]

Selles has doomed us. Well done SR you bunch of scrotums.

[thornhill_saints]

5 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Selles makes his subs and then we concede 2 in 2 minutes, again.

The blokes a Grade one bell end 

Edited 30 April, 2023 by thornhill_saints
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[Suhari]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Selles makes his subs and then we concede 2 in 2 minutes, again.

#gamechanging

[trousers]

New box of tissues for the commentary team please #multipleorgasms

Edited 30 April, 2023 by trousers

[obelisk]

Can't defend. Can't attack. Saints look totally beaten.

[Nordic Saint]

We've had some managers who were poor at substitutions but Selles takes the biscuit. Almost every one of his substitutions makes you groan, "Oh no! What on earth is he doing now?"

Edited 30 April, 2023 by Nordic Saint

[beatlesaint]

I don’t suppose Selles will admit his substitutions changed the game…..

 

TWAT

[macca155]

AMN has cost us big time. What on earth was Selles thinking.

 

[Saint NL]

The defending is comical.

AMN should have been sent back to Arsenal months ago, but here he is giving away goals each week. Lovely stuff

[Sheaf Saint]

I know I'm going to take some stick for this, but....

Should have kept Ralph.

[aintforever]

Usual avalanche of goals after the genius does his subs.

[OttawaSaint]

HT 0-1

Newcastle reeling, home fans restless.

Selles brainwave, "let's sit back and invite them onto us, get the crowd up for it and noisy, give them chance after chance after chance...what could possibly go wrong?".

[saintant]

If we can just keep them out for the rest of the game then 3-1 is better than I expected.

[Saint In Cornwall]

1 minute ago, Saint Billy said:

Selles has doomed us. Well done SR you bunch of scrotums.

I thought the collective noun for scrotums was a sack?

[SambaMaverick]

Would be interested to see JWPs heat map for today. Hes been completely bypassed on everything, defending and attacking.

[FarehamSaintJames]

Shall we play another game.

What inspiring quotes is Deluded Ruben going to come out with today?

[OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint]

Good to see the substitutions have had the desired effect 😒

[Noodles34]

The most unlikeable Saints team ever. 

[Crab Lungs]

Just now, Saint NL said:

The defending is comical.

AMN should have been sent back to Arsenal months ago, but here he is giving away goals each week. Lovely stuff

He’s a cunt. Asked at the start of the season whether he was any good as all I’d seen was a lazy, talentless lump. 
 

well, whaddya know

[jabei]

JWP absolutely shit today. Trippier showing how corners should be taken.