Newcastle 3-1 Saints - Match Thread

[AlexLaw76]

Mo El is coming on....

oh fuck off Selles

[Saint_clark]

Fucking cunt Selles 

[Saint NL]

McCarthy has made more saves this game than Bazunu has all season

[saintant]

Bringing on all those who were the most shit against Bmuff 🙂 You couldn't make it up.

[Sheaf Saint]

Everything is going to be okay... We've brought on the big guns A Armstrong and Elyounoussi.

[Saint Billy]

Oh my good god, he has actually fucked it!!!!

 

[Saint_clark]

I am fucking fuming.

[obelisk]

Selles chooses to make the side worse with some odd substitutions.

[Edmonton Saint]

The worst one minute of Southampton FC subs in its history I’ll wager. Armstrong, AMN and Elyounoussi. I despair.

Edited 30 April, 2023 by Edmonton Saint

[OttawaSaint]

Adams = top scorer

AA = 3 goals in over 50 appearances for Saints.

Selles...be brave!

[macca155]

So tactical genius Selles brings on our three weakest players. Armstrong, AMN, and Elyounoussi.

Very surprised Diallo isn't on as well.

[davefizzy14]

Why is Adams not on! 

[Disco Stu]

Big guns coming on now.

[HKsaint]

Seller wants to make sure the result will not surprise 

[saintant]

Has Selles taken a big brown envelope from the Saudis?

[beatlesaint]

This guy is a fkin idiot….and I thought Jones would never be equalled !!

[miserableoldgit]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Adams = top scorer

AA = 3 goals in over 50 appearances for Saints.

Selles...be brave!

AA to score the winner then!!

[Saint Matty 76]

AMN you are fucking terrible.

[OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint]

Is that the three tragic most substitutions in Premier League history?

[OttawaSaint]

Selles does realize we need to go balls out for 3pts right?

Useless subs!

[OttawaSaint]

2-1.

Genius.

 

[FarehamSaintJames]

Yay! 
I called it as well! 🤣

[macca155]

Just now, davefizzy14 said:

Why is Adams not on! 

Can only think it is about his contract. Instructions not to play him.

Selles was desperate against Bournemouth

[Osvaldorama]

Selles substitutions are so bad that I’m genuinely starting to think he’s trying to get us relegated. 
 

Literally does the exact opposite of what he should be doing. Absolute helmet 

[beatlesaint]

Oh look what’s happened? 
well well, played Selles !!!

[trousers]

Game over

[Suhari]

8 minutes ago, Saint Matty 76 said:

Adam fucking Armstrong

That'll teach him to score.

[Saint_clark]

Offside, but only a matter of time.

[AlexLaw76]

Game over....wide open on our right, everyone has to shift over and Wilson is left free in the box

[saintant]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Selles does realize we need to go balls out for 3pts right?

Useless subs!

Fortunately we are already all but down so it doesn't matter but it's still infuriating.

[OttawaSaint]

Drive a bus through there. Probably offside though.

[obelisk]

Surely his toe is offside.

[Edmonton Saint]

Just allow it and put us out of our misery 

[Saint_clark]

They're not actually looking at whether it touches him, they're just zooming in and out repeatedly...

[Sheaf Saint]

Why is it taking so long to confirm something so fucking obvious?

[saintant]

Just now, obelisk said:

Surely his toe is offside.

Saudis on VAR 🙂

[Saint_clark]

Fucking hell the commentators sound gutted.

[BotleySaint]

Clearly offside. 

[Saint_clark]

Adams finally on but he takes Alcaraz off ffs 

[Mallagroth]

Makes me laugh the tators making out Newcastle are playing Brazilian football. It’s just we are so shit under pressure that any pass goes through 

[obelisk]

That is offside. Come on VAR.

[OttawaSaint]

They are desperate to find some way to give this. Zooming in out etc. It clearly came off Almiron (Miggy as Ant and Dec called him) last.

[Disco Stu]

Worst in game management I've seen from any manager ever this Selles. Give me Nathan Jones any day.

[davefizzy14]

At last Che is on

[saintant]

They'll probably score in the time added on for VAR check.

[Ted Bates Statue]

Southampton match centre does my head in with these VAR calls - so often seems to give the wrong verdict when updating the score.

[FarehamSaintJames]

The Newcastle winner is still coming

[OttawaSaint]

2 minutes ago, obelisk said:

Surely his toe is offside.

His whole family was offside.

[Jonnyboy]

English commentators on South African stream can't even hide their disappointment at that being disallowed. 

[Saint NL]

Guaranteed 10 mins injury time at the end for all this