Saints 0-1 Cherries - Match Thread

[obelisk]

What the hell is JWP doing in the back four?

[Saint_clark]

Just now, jabei said:

Interesting one of the people who didn't get to see what was on the piece of paper handed around was the Captain.

Yes he did, he was in the group that was discussing it just before the corner.

[miserableoldgit]

1 minute ago, Nieldy said:

It's the only passing we can do

it will only go to two of our players before they give it to a Bournemouth player.......

[Crab Lungs]

Fucking hell. I feel for AA stuck out there in a completely unnatural position but trying his hardest. Now AMN on, so zero width on that side now. Game over.

Also with Bournemouth’s susceptibility in the air, no Che the start or big Paul on the bench.

”we’ve got Selles”

Really really want to beat the Bucket Rattlers though. And see Dyche go down, especially after all that self promo he did prior to taking the Everton job. 

[Ed Rooney]

Ward prowse just walking around 

[Crab Lungs]

Also, why do we always look completely at sea when anyone attacks us?!

[Saint_clark]

Wtf was that pass from Alcaraz...

[Saint NL]

1 minute ago, obelisk said:

What the hell is JWP doing in the back four?

If he's the deepest player, he can't pass it backwards 🤔

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Lucky that Alcaraz pass was deflected. it was zooming past everyone.

[bpsaint]

This is so FUCKING SHIT!!!! Honestly has a side in a relegation battle ever looked so scared to battle? Insipid, boring, rubbish.

[Nieldy]

Starting to look like the Forest game😒

[Archers Road Stand]

Who's making the mistake to hand them a goal then? You can see it coming a mile off. 

[trousers]

2 minutes ago, Saint Fan CaM said:

 I can’t remember watching such a poor performance in a must win game in all the years watching Saints.

 

You must have a very short memory... We play this crap each and every time after a half decent performance/result against a 'top 6' side.... 

[Ed Rooney]

2 minutes ago, obelisk said:

What the hell is JWP doing in the back four?

That’s his favourite position most of this season 

[The Kraken]

3 minutes ago, Saint Fan CaM said:

This is seriously dire. I can’t remember watching such a poor performance in a must win game in all the years watching Saints.

You must have a really short memory.

[Saint_clark]

KWP has a crossing opportunity and we end up passing all the way back to McCarthy.

[Daft Kerplunk]

3 minutes ago, jabei said:

Interesting one of the people who didn't get to see what was on the piece of paper handed around was the Captain.

the paper says he has fleas, cribs no return

[Chez]

Lavia goes past a man, then fouled as he breaks...no booking. Fuck off ref.

[obelisk]

Any neutral looking at this game will agree that Saints are worthy candidates for relegation.

[East Kent Saint]

Newcastle and ManU 1 up already 

[stknowle]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

You must have a very short memory... We play this crap each and every time after a half decent performance/result against a 'top 6' side.... 

It's like groundhog day.

[Saint NL]

Have our players all got a bet on? Over 50 throw ins, 10/1

[Saint_clark]

Lot of discontent from the home fans.

[Crab Lungs]

There’s just nothing there. At all.

 

[Mr X]

Just now, obelisk said:

Any neutral looking at this game will agree that Saints are worthy candidates for relegation.

No we are down the fuckers will probably start playing well in the next games! Playing for a move 

[Saint_clark]

Lavia is the only one playing well so far.

[Saint NL]

Bbbboooooooooooooooooo

[Ed Rooney]

1 minute ago, East Kent Saint said:

Newcastle and ManU 1 up already 

So 

[AlexLaw76]

Lobbing it forward to walcott

 

what on gods earth is this?

[hackedoff]

Just the bare bone basics seem well beyond this lot.

[Ed Rooney]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Lavia is the only one playing well so far.

Standard 

[trousers]

6 minutes ago, Saint Fan CaM said:

I can’t remember watching such a poor performance in a must win game in all the years watching Saints.

You must have a very short memory... We play this crap each and every time after a half decent performance/result against a 'top 6' side.... 

[The Kraken]

This is a disgusting performance. First 10-15 was ok but after that it’s just utterly pathetic.

[Nemi]

2 minutes ago, Ed Rooney said:

That’s his favourite position most of this season 

He plays a shit pass backwards then stands there admiring it for 10 seconds instead of moving and making himself available again

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, The Kraken said:

This is a disgusting performance. First 10-15 was ok but after that it’s just utterly pathetic.

the manager is fucking useless. I think Jones is better than this fraud

[Crab Lungs]

Just now, The Kraken said:

This is a disgusting performance. First 10-15 was ok but after that it’s just utterly pathetic.

“We’ve got Selles”

[SaintZamboni]

Che must come on. We need the ball to stick up top so we don’t have to keep going backwards. Elyo off. Che up with Alcaraz, Theo and Armstrong behind

[Saint_clark]

KWP was first to that ball and just stopped, I'm getting proper fucked off now. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

4 minutes ago, Nieldy said:

Starting to look like the Forest game😒

It can't be that bad.

Or am I just numb to it now?

No, it can't be as bad as that was.

[Saint Fan CaM]

OMFG - it was terrible but it’s getting fucking worse by the minute! I mean screw the Premiership but at least play football deserving of a professional football team!

[Crab Lungs]

Just now, AlexLaw76 said:

the manager is fucking useless. I think Jones is better than this fraud

So do I, and pressers we’re far far more interesting.

[Edmonton Saint]

I went to my first Saints game in 1992, and can hand on heart say this current team is the worse team I’ve seen in 30 years. We have no intensity , no drive , zero attacking threat . It’s absolutely soul destroying watching us these days . And Selles has been a huge part of the problem this season , if this way of playing is the future , then god help us.

[adrian lord]

Selles interviews are reminiscent of Chemical Ali

[Saint Billy]

[stknowle]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

You must have a very short memory... We play this crap each and every time after a half decent performance/result against a 'top 6' side.... 

It's like groundog hay.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

the manager is fucking useless. I think Jones is better than this fraud

Shame none of all those notes said "front footed" or "aggressive". we'd look more of a threat. 🙂

[trousers]

Just now, stknowle said:

It's like groundog hay.

It's the last straw for me, that's for sure... 

[Crab Lungs]

5.5 games left and this is the best we can churn out. Fucking disgusting.

[Saint NL]

Walcott might try and be onside in the second half. 

[obelisk]

Ron Davies or even Rickie Lambert wouldn't get a game with Selles in charge. This is beyond hopeless.