Dark Munster Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 5 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: 4 from 6 now, isn’t it? It’s going to be really nail biting when it gets down to needing 4 from 3. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osvaldorama Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 A note to our bat shit manager: Please don’t take Alcaraz off at half time. Or whoever is our best player in the first half. Just let them cook 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Nieldy said: Who's looking forward to Newcastle next Sunday then😅 Yeh, why not ? Bournemouth on an end of season slump… and not motivated … Followed by Geordies who’ve just used up their goal quota for April already. Six points. Piece of piss. Not to be taken literally. (MLG point - I realise no such thing as goal quotas , and that AFCB still have safety to play for). 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 4 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: It’s been Cherries since time immemorable [sic] Correct. There was Bournemouth Poppies & Boscombe Cherries. When we used to visit my old mans family in the 60’s all the old timers used to talk about The Cherries. To them Poppies were Bournemouth’s team. There used to be some fit chicks wandering around the pitch before the game, I think they were called The Cherry Bees. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Watson Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 Would love to get the double over Bompey, will we be up for a scrap,because they work hard and play as a team. I sincerely hope so, I also think that their hammering today makes the game even harder. Come on Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 43 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said: Correct. There was Bournemouth Poppies & Boscombe Cherries. When we used to visit my old mans family in the 60’s all the old timers used to talk about The Cherries. To them Poppies were Bournemouth’s team. There used to be some fit chicks wandering around the pitch before the game, I think they were called The Cherry Bees. And Ken Baily 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 The fact that a couple of their players have already come out in the post-match interviews and said they dealt poorly with set pieces….. Surely this means we should be going a little more direct this week? Or at least brushing up on putting a ball into the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 23 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2023 51 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said: There used to be some fit chicks wandering around the pitch before the game, I think they were called The Cherry Bees. proof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Lord Duckhunter said: There used to be some fit chicks wandering around the pitch before the game, I think they were called The Cherry Bees. Think they dropped that act when it was revealed every single one of them had had their cherry popped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 36 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: And Ken Baily 😳 14 minutes ago, Saint_clark said: Think they dropped that act when it was revealed every single one of them had had their cherry popped. Probably not by Ken Bailey though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 23 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 23 April, 2023 Their old kits used to be quite good http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Bournemouth/Bournemouth.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 They’ll be strengthened in defence as Jack Stephens can’t play 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 Just now, beatlesaint said: They’ll be strengthened in defence as Jack Stephens can’t play 🤣 really? he has been good for them apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 Just now, AlexLaw76 said: really? he has been good for them apparently. It was a joke mate, hence the emoji 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 Just now, beatlesaint said: It was a joke mate, hence the emoji 🙄 Ah, sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baird of the land Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 1 hour ago, FarehamSaintJames said: The fact that a couple of their players have already come out in the post-match interviews and said they dealt poorly with set pieces….. Surely this means we should be going a little more direct this week? Or at least brushing up on putting a ball into the box. I'm sure our management team will look at the fact that DCC is the player that has scored from corners for us and that we've got a 6-7 striker and go no lets not try and exploit Bournemouth's weakness. Let's instead pass the ball sideways slowly. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintZamboni Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 Had a quick look at the cherries forum. The discussion is titled ‘team v that lot’, begins with some chat about how Stephens is shit, or sometimes shit, and doesn’t defend properly. Then it becomes three fellas arguing and offering each other fights! https://bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk/threads/team-v-that-lot.17455/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 23 April, 2023 Share Posted 23 April, 2023 1 hour ago, SaintZamboni said: Had a quick look at the cherries forum. The discussion is titled ‘team v that lot’, begins with some chat about how Stephens is shit, or sometimes shit, and doesn’t defend properly. Then it becomes three fellas arguing and offering each other fights! https://bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk/threads/team-v-that-lot.17455/ Sounds just like this place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 (edited) Ok finally i believe we will win a game 2-0. Edited 24 April, 2023 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 They’re turned a corner over the last few months, but they’re still a team full of poor players. Outtara looks decent and they will cause us issues but I just have a feeling we’ll win on Thursday. Is Che fit? Baz; KWP DCC ABK Perraud; Lavia JWP; Walcott Alcaraz Sulemena Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 15 hours ago, Lord Duckhunter said: Correct. There was Bournemouth Poppies & Boscombe Cherries. When we used to visit my old mans family in the 60’s all the old timers used to talk about The Cherries. To them Poppies were Bournemouth’s team. There used to be some fit chicks wandering around the pitch before the game, I think they were called The Cherry Bees. The Poppies ground was over at Winton and when you played there as schoolboys, you thought you were in the big time as you rang out from the centre of the stand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east-stand-nic Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 Impossible to call as we never know which Saints team will turn up. I cannot for the life of me understand why Selles is not giving McCarthy a run. Firstly, he has a lot more experience in big six pointers. Secondly, Bazunu probably need to be taken out of the firing line. I have a feeling even if we win we are still going down to be honest. But knowing Saints and this season it will be a draw. Why? Because Bournemouth know we need the points more than them and will come to park the bus and we all know we cannot break teams down. It's got 0-0 written all over it. So likely it will be 3-3 or similar. Just so unpredictable. McCarthy KWP Bednarek ABK Perraud S.Armstrong Lavia Djneppo Suleman Acaraz Adams To hell with defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 59 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said: Impossible to call as we never know which Saints team will turn up. I cannot for the life of me understand why Selles is not giving McCarthy a run. Firstly, he has a lot more experience in big six pointers. Secondly, Bazunu probably need to be taken out of the firing line. I have a feeling even if we win we are still going down to be honest. But knowing Saints and this season it will be a draw. Why? Because Bournemouth know we need the points more than them and will come to park the bus and we all know we cannot break teams down. It's got 0-0 written all over it. So likely it will be 3-3 or similar. Just so unpredictable. McCarthy KWP Bednarek ABK Perraud S.Armstrong Lavia Djneppo Suleman Acaraz Adams To hell with defence. Is Bednarek likely to play? I know it wasn’t officially a concussion injury but I have seen a comment in a newspaper that he needs a couple more days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 Selles will do his annoying baffling selection, followed by home chicken shit defensiveness, and they will walk all over us. Our boys get up for the big games because they're on telly and all the big clubs will be watching for any player who plays well, thus earning their quick passport out of this structurally flawed shell of a club, run by a clueless algorithm muncher with a preference for batshit appointments and crazy self-belief bordering on adoration. Bournemouth will simply adopt the far simpler approach of 'attack, and try to score goals', which Selles laughs at as being hopelessly naive as he watches another Pep video and orders another rollneck in the H&M online sale. JWP will pop up another Spurs calendar he bought in the club shop, stuck at the month with Forster on it. The club will announced that another three people in key positions are leaving in the half-time break. And Selles will admit after the game that he has actually now looked at the table. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 3 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Is Bednarek likely to play? I know it wasn’t officially a concussion injury but I have seen a comment in a newspaper that he needs a couple more days. He was definitely concussed as he looked like he gave a shit for once 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east-stand-nic Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 34 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Is Bednarek likely to play? I know it wasn’t officially a concussion injury but I have seen a comment in a newspaper that he needs a couple more days. Got to be honest, totally missed that. Who have we left for the CB partnership for this game? Salisu, I read is dropped with an attitude issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 (edited) 50 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said: Got to be honest, totally missed that. Who have we left for the CB partnership for this game? Salisu, I read is dropped with an attitude issue. It's not an attitude issue. It's to do with his contract situation, i.e. atm he isn't signing one. Should have a choice from ABK, DCC and Lyanco at a minimum. Edited 24 April, 2023 by Saint Garrett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunit Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 13 hours ago, SaintZamboni said: Had a quick look at the cherries forum. The discussion is titled ‘team v that lot’, begins with some chat about how Stephens is shit, or sometimes shit, and doesn’t defend properly. Then it becomes three fellas arguing and offering each other fights! https://bournemouth-forum.vitalfootball.co.uk/threads/team-v-that-lot.17455/ 'team vs that lot'... that saved us from going bust 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom & Gerry Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 4 minutes ago, tunit said: 'team vs that lot'... that saved us from going bust It really is pay back time for all the favours now isn't it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 GB AMN DCC ABK KWP JWP RL TW KS CA CA 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 09:26, Pamplemousse said: If we play like we did last night, we'll start picking up more points. I don't see a route to us staying up if we don't win this game. We have to win. It's as simple as that. Nothing else will do. Irrelevant how we play, as Counter-Agent Selles will take off our best players to ensure we don't pick up any more points. He has been doing it throughout. When we need to hold onto a lead, he takes off Lavia. When we need to score a goal, he brings on a water-carrier to recycle the ball. He can forget hopes of a career as a No1 as he is clueless. I would honestly sack him now and let the squad self-manage. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 On 22/04/2023 at 11:34, Baird of the land said: Bazanu KWP DCC ABK Perraud Alcaraz Lavia JWP Walcott Onachu Djenepo I'd go along with that. Trying to win the game rather than not lose. For that reason, Monica won't select it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Matty 76 Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Charlie Wayman said: GB AMN DCC ABK KWP JWP RL TW KS CA CA With you on this. Che being back would be so important, but unless I've missed something the details regarding his injury/timeframe seem pretty ambiguous? For all his faults, he is by far and away the best option for how we want to play. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaMaverick Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 Can't we just load Che up with horse placenta or whatever Man City do in their shady Barcelona clinic? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 When the return of our 'can't score in a brothel' centre-forward is our big hope you know we are fucked. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 Team will be Baz Bree Lyanco Bednarek AMN Elyuseless JWP Diallo AA Aribo Walcott Keep it tight lads~!! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 7 minutes ago, aintforever said: When the return of our 'can't score in a brothel' centre-forward is our big hope you know we are fucked. Let’s hope he’s been practicing coughing, or licking, or achieving an erection, or literally any of the hundreds of things he could have done against Wolves which would have constituted a legitimate goal, as opposed to what he actually did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 3 hours ago, Lighthouse said: Let’s hope he’s been practicing coughing, or licking, or achieving an erection, or literally any of the hundreds of things he could have done against Wolves which would have constituted a legitimate goal, as opposed to what he actually did. Genuinely one of the worst misses in living memory. Standing on the half way line, we thought he'd fouled someone. But I also would have him in the team. AA against Arsenal was a waste of a player. Tall Paul who can't jump against Jack Stephens who also can't jump sounds like an even contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HnycS Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 15 minutes ago, OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint said: Genuinely one of the worst misses in living memory. Standing on the half way line, we thought he'd fouled someone. But I also would have him in the team. AA against Arsenal was a waste of a player. Tall Paul who can't jump against Jack Stephens who also can't jump sounds like an even contest. Sadly it appears both tall Paul and Jack Stephens fit in the "cannot" play intersection of the Venn diagram of available Saints and Bournemouth players, one of them is in the contractual reasons bubble and one or possibly both in the not good enough for this league bubble 😃. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 Don't care if we go down, just want to beat these bastards. Almost hate them as much as the blue few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 1 hour ago, HnycS said: Sadly it appears both tall Paul and Jack Stephens fit in the "cannot" play intersection of the Venn diagram of available Saints and Bournemouth players, one of them is in the contractual reasons bubble and one or possibly both in the not good enough for this league bubble 😃. Ah yes, of course. Despite the fact that we do badly against teams in a similar league position to us, fully expect to win this one. We seem to be able to do doubles against club this year....then on to Newcastle who must be reeling from yesterday's result. How they couldn't smash our record given the score after 20 minutes. Bunch of northern softie bottlers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorba Posted 24 April, 2023 Share Posted 24 April, 2023 On 23/04/2023 at 14:09, jawillwill said: Man Shitty Manure Spuds Arse-anal Chelski Bompey Everbum Leicester Shitty Wet Spam Fulbum Not in ham Forest Poocastle Gashton Villa Brighton and Michale Gove Albion Bentford Weeds Piss tall Palace Wolverhampton Wondering Why They're So Shit No ScouseHampton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 25 April, 2023 Share Posted 25 April, 2023 Almost a full day since the last post on here with the match just a couple of days away, not really grabbing the attention. Still around 1,500 tickets available (and how many ST holders will just not bother?) - find it hard to dislike them, they're just.....well, you know.....but nice to turn them over and drag them back into it a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 25 April, 2023 Share Posted 25 April, 2023 Leicester and Leeds drawing, winning on Thursday is now essential if there's even a glimmer of hope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 25 April, 2023 Share Posted 25 April, 2023 6 minutes ago, Saint NL said: Leicester and Leeds drawing, winning on Thursday is now essential if there's even a glimmer of hope. Yeah, it’s the hope that kills you. Glad I’m not the only one 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisonlyonemickychannon Posted 25 April, 2023 Share Posted 25 April, 2023 Got to win and win big. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 25 April, 2023 Share Posted 25 April, 2023 1 minute ago, The Kraken said: Yeah, it’s the hope that kills you. Glad I’m not the only one 🤣 It suddenly occurred to me today that maybe I shouldn’t be too keen on staying up. I don’t enjoy losing most of our games and there’s no fun for me in staring at the bottom of the table trying to work out all the permutations. I rather fancy the idea of a league without VAR and TV schedules changing the match dates and kickoff times. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osvaldorama Posted 25 April, 2023 Share Posted 25 April, 2023 6 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: It suddenly occurred to me today that maybe I shouldn’t be too keen on staying up. I don’t enjoy losing most of our games and there’s no fun for me in staring at the bottom of the table trying to work out all the permutations. I rather fancy the idea of a league without VAR and TV schedules changing the match dates and kickoff times. Same. Now that I have accepted we are down, I’m looking forward to a season of hopefully not being whipping boys. I learned after our last trip into the football league that I don’t really care who saints play against, as long as we win some games. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca155 Posted 26 April, 2023 Share Posted 26 April, 2023 So who wins the 'oh go on it's your turn' team selection raffle this week. Djenepo and S Armstrong must be strong contenders. I mean they haven't seen many minutes lately. Not having a clue who will be in the team is half our problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 26 April, 2023 Share Posted 26 April, 2023 13 minutes ago, macca155 said: So who wins the 'oh go on it's your turn' team selection raffle this week. Djenepo and S Armstrong must be strong contenders. I mean they haven't seen many minutes lately. Not having a clue who will be in the team is half our problem. Well Alcaraz with his goal, assist and MOM performance is definitely going to be warming the bench for this one to teach him a lesson. Normally if a player scores they are guaranteed to be dropped but not sure if that rule applies to Walcott - probably as the chances of scoring two games in a row is zero 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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