Saints 0-1 Cherries - Match Thread

[hotsaint]

Bring back Nathan

Edited 27 April, 2023 by hotsaint

[Crab Lungs]

Just now, obelisk said:

No width. Bournemouth totally comfortable with Saints powder puff rubbish.

Went when Perraud went off.

[Saint NL]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

That's a disgusting decision from the lino, it cleared was kicked off the Bournemouth players shin.

Yeah you're right, but who cares now? 

[Mr X]

Commentators aren't holding back on us rightly so 

[Crab Lungs]

Sutton “Saints pathetic”

[Saint NL]

Just now, hotsaint said:

Bring back Nathan

Redmond or Jones? 

[Tanlee]

Footballs changed if this shit had constantly been served up back in the branfoot days we would have been storming the The Dell car park after the match in mass have a good protest. Now there's little  noise and we just fuck off home, I suppose fair enough when you've given up all hope. 

[Miltonaggro]

3 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Sulemana and Djenepo on for Maitland niles and A. Armstrong please. Right now.

Release the Krapen!

[stknowle]

1 minute ago, Crab Lungs said:

Why isn’t anyone kicking right off? This is unreal. Isn’t anyone angry, or furious?

I am, but angry as I may be, smashing up my living room ain't helping no-one.

[Dman]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Redmond or Jones? 

Both would be an improvement, kinda says it all. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 chances to get a ball in. Both utterly wasted. Mainly Lyanco. Just not capable of getting even basics right.

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Tanlee said:

Footballs changed if this shit had constantly been served up back in the branfoot days we would have been storming the The Dell car park after the match in mass have a good protest. Now there's little  noise and we just fuck off home, I suppose fair enough when you've given up all hope. 

The people who properly care have all been priced out or literally turfed out of their seats (block 1), they're not there. 

[Crab Lungs]

Just now, stknowle said:

I am, but angry as I may be, smashing up my living room ain't helping no-one.

Lmao, sorry, I meant at SMS

[Cascadia Saint]

Can someone run onto the pitch with the league table in their hand, please?

 

Only need the bottom bit.

[RedArmy]

2 minutes ago, stknowle said:

Christ Sutton cannot believe what he is seeing.

He should watch us more often then, because nobody else is surprised. 

[Mr X]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

Redmond or Jones? 

Is both an option? 🤔

[CanadaSaint]

If you wonder why we’re cellar dwellers
Just take a glance at gutless Selles
The thing on which I’d bet my house
Is no forward pass from James Ward-Prowse
We’re perpetually stuck in sideways mode
We couldn’t score on Denzil Road
To my Saintsweb friends who won’t share a link
I owe you all a bloody drink

Thank you

It is my considered opinion that Ruben Selles is to football management what Donald Trump is to synchronized swimming.
 

[Saint NL]

Just now, Cascadia Saint said:

Can someone run onto the pitch with the league table in their hand, please?

I think that was the note in the first half 

[Miltonaggro]

1 minute ago, hotsaint said:

Bring back Nathan

In a turtleneck and drainpipe chinos!

[Mr Nimbus]

This is gutless

[obelisk]

I'm surprised that anyone's still left suffering this rubbish inside St Mary's.

[Saint_clark]

Get Sulemana running off Adams now.

[Mr X]

Relegated with not even so much as a whimper 

[Baird of the land]

Why aren't we taking off a defender to make that change

[wooley7]

I can’t believe how much seeing Adam Amstrong still on the pitch is winding me up. My daughter keeps telling me to calm down!

[jawillwill]

It's the hope that kills you. Luckily we don't have any left.

 

 

[Pilchards]

Doing okay as we are keeping the score down.

[badgerx16]

Why was it so predictable that we would put in this sort of performance following on from the Arsenal match ?

[Archers Road Stand]

God knows how the board continue to get a free ride from the crowd. Soft as fuck. 

[grezz]

The only thing that will console me now is Luton getting promoted

[Cascadia Saint]

Just now, Saint NL said:

I think that was the note in the first half 

Worked wonders then.

[allsa001]

Wtf is this.

 

Does no one realise that this is it. Go down swinging and fighting. This is just embarresing 

[Mr Nimbus]

Some of the passing, first touch and all round play has been utterly embarrassing tonight.

Selles, you're not up to it mush.  

[Saint_clark]

Has the camera shown JWP on the bench? I reckon he's got into an argument with Selles and stormed out the stadium.

[SW5 SAINT]

2 minutes ago, Cascadia Saint said:

Can someone run onto the pitch with the league table in their hand, please?

 

Only need the bottom bit.

Why would the players care……?

[Sheaf Saint]

4 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

The only pleasure I'm taking from this season is seeing Everton get relegated.

 

Losing 3-0 now. Might have a read of GoT at full time to cheer myself up a bit.

[Suhari]

Club needs a proper reset.

Miles away from the Adkins, Poch, Koeman years. Tragic that it's allowed to get like this.

[Miltonaggro]

1 minute ago, wooley7 said:

I can’t believe how much seeing Adam Amstrong still on the pitch is winding me up. My daughter keeps telling me to calm down!

If you start seeing the prick in your sleep you are in trouble! 

[obelisk]

There's no point keeping Selles in post now. Identify the man for next season and get him in place asap.

[Mr X]

Bet the fans will just lamely accept this performance at the final whistle.. a few half hearted boos and that wil be it 

[FarehamSaintJames]

I wonder what mugs on here are buying season tickets next season 🤣

[Saint NL]

How come Bournemouth are committing more players forward than us? It's a must win game for us and we're playing on the back foot. Mind blowing negativity from Selles.

[Crab Lungs]

All that hard work to get back up and… it comes to this. 

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

Losing 3-0 now. Might have a read of GoT at full time to cheer myself up a bit.

I would love it if they went down. Sadly, they have the best manager to go straight back up

[Thereisonlyonemickychannon]

1 minute ago, grezz said:

The only thing that will console me now is Luton getting promoted

And the only thing that will make me happier is to see Everton going down too.

[Sunglasses Ron]

I fucking hate this club. The only reason I still support them is because I’d have no clothes if I gave them up.

[stknowle]

2 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said:

Lmao, sorry, I meant at SMS

Gotcha. In all seriousness though I think the fight's been worn out of everyone. The team, the fans, the club. It's just so over and a complete reboot is required.

[Suhari]

1 minute ago, wooley7 said:

I can’t believe how much seeing Adam Amstrong still on the pitch is winding me up. My daughter keeps telling me to calm down!

I assure you Mrs Armstrong, all Saints fans feel the same way. 

 

 

 

(BTW: does he ever score at home?)

[Mr X]

Where's Delia when you need her? 

[RedArmy]

Just now, Crab Lungs said:

All that hard work to get back up and… it comes to this. 

Yep. Catastrophic mismanagement has pissed Marcus’ legacy down the drain.