Saints 0-2 Palace - Match Thread

[stknowle]

Walcott 🤦‍♂️ 

[Saint NL]

Sulemana has been good today, but he needs to cut out that shit diving 

[OttawaSaint]

Oh God, the "passing"...hot garbage!

[Saint_clark]

There's that distribution from Bazunu that we sacrificed shot stopping for.

[saint lard]

Thanks to 4g…..I can comment that there is literally no atmosphere. Its shite. 

[Saint NL]

Just now, saint lard said:

Thanks to 4g…..I can comment that there is literally no atmosphere. Its shite. 

The Palace fans sound loud on TV, not much other crowd noise 

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, saint lard said:

Thanks to 4g…..I can comment that there is literally no atmosphere. Its shite. 

Home fans have accepted relegation really. We need top half form to stay up now and it's not likely.

[Baird of the land]

Palace look there for the taking.

Just a shame saints have set up not take advantage.

[OttawaSaint]

1 minute ago, saint lard said:

Thanks to 4g…..I can comment that there is literally no atmosphere. Its shite. 

Everything with our club is so tepid. Need a cauldron of noise to drive the players to victory but need the players to do something decent to get the crowd going. 

Chicken and egg.

[OttawaSaint]

2 minutes ago, Baird of the land said:

[s]Forest

Wolves x2

West Ham

Fulham

Leeds

Villa[/s]

Palace look there for the taking.

Just a shame saints have set up not take advantage.

Fixed.

Edit: strikethrough doesn't seem to work on this forum.

Edited 15 April, 2023 by OttawaSaint

[bpsaint]

3 minutes ago, saint lard said:

Thanks to 4g…..I can comment that there is literally no atmosphere. Its shite. 

Not surprised, I feel for the long term match going fans that have been served up bollocks game after game. Be interesting to see how bad the crowds are next season.

[Billy the Kidd]

Anyone got another stream, I cant find anything working - thanks in advance!

 

[Saint NL]

Old man Roy is looking refreshed, has he been on the fillers? 

Hardly a wrinkle on him....

[Jack]

Commentator just said “Walcott is usually quite a cool finisher”. How has he got a job 

[Archers Road Stand]

Palace know we won't hurt them from open play. 

Shite and slow once again. 

[OttawaSaint]

Dear oh dear this is pathetic.

[Saint NL]

It's fascinating to hear Ian Dowie listing every country he knows 🤣

[Baird of the land]

1 minute ago, Jack said:

Commentator just said “Walcott is usually quite a cool finisher”. How has he got a job 

Ex Saints, Iain Dowie isn't it?

[Archers Road Stand]

6 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

The Palace fans sound loud on TV, not much other crowd noise 

Sounds like they've somehow smuggled a drum in despite home fans being searched on entry. 

[Mr X]

11 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

Tbf, we don't need it. They're creating plenty at the moment.... Just can't shoot 

Shame our 6 foot 7 striker is at the playing level of kevin danso 

[bpsaint]

Why are we playing long ball to Walcott? If that’s the tactic get tall Paul in to win some flick ons. So effin tedious.

[OttawaSaint]

Everton equalizer bit it doesn't really matter. Other teams know how to score, we don't.

[Saint NL]

Spurs beating Bournemouth.

Everton equalised against fulham

[Baird of the land]

52 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

Aribo man of the match today, you heard it here first.

 

Seems more like we are playing with 10 men with him on the pitch at the moment

[Archers Road Stand]

Whoever gave Walcott that sympathy contract can do one. 

[Saint Fan CaM]

We’ve run out of ideas so now reverting to type…sideways…backwards…wait for 11 players behind the ball.

[Saint NL]

Sulemana dropped for the next game for daring to go near a corner

[OttawaSaint]

We fucking suck. What was that corner?

[Convict Colony]

can someone tell me if we have scored a goal from a corner this season ?

[Saint NL]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

We fucking suck. What was that corner?

It confused everyone, including the saints players 🤯

[OttawaSaint]

Players just fucking shit themselves the moment we get into the box.

[Saint NL]

The crowd has emptied, is there a deal on burgers today?

[Convict Colony]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Players just fucking shit themselves the moment we get into the box.

need puncheon back to show them how to deal with that

[Baird of the land]

Just now, Convict Colony said:

can someone tell me if we have scored a goal from a corner this season ?

No but We don't dare play our 6 foot 7 aerial threat even against garbage like Palace though

[stknowle]

If I hear one more time that JWP’s corners are outstanding……why I’m gonna….

[OttawaSaint]

It's like when you tune into the Olympics and there's a sport you've never seen before and you try to figure out the rules.

I think the aim is to get the ball into the box and then hold onto it as long as possible. If you accidentally kick it into that cage with the net you lose a point.

[obelisk]

This is a "must win" game isn't it? Saints playing like it's a friendly.

[Mr X]

Just now, obelisk said:

This is a "must win" game isn't it? Saints playing like it's a friendly.

It's a nothing game really as we are already done for with our fixture list 

[bpsaint]

Cracks me up seeing Selles dressed like some Champions League manager. 

[Convict Colony]

thank god only 1 min extra

[Saint NL]

Just now, bpsaint said:

Cracks me up seeing Selles dressed like some Champions League manager. 

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

[Baird of the land]

We do look like a team that hasn't looked at the league table.

You'd assume on the basis of this half that both teams were virtually safe on 33 points, not that we have 23 points

[Saint NL]

Should be ahead, usual story of being extremely wasteful.

Once those chances went, the tempo dropped and it's the same boring dirge we've seen so many times before.

Selles needs to get them fired up, and we need a deflection/OG/fluke just to go in and this game is there for the taking.

[OttawaSaint]

4 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

The crowd has emptied, is there a deal on burgers today?

Saints burger, stale bun, no condiments, meatless patty that leaves you feeling empty...

[saintscottofthenortham]

20 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

Sulemana has been good today, but he needs to cut out that shit diving 

Really? What has he achieved? He has fucked up literally everything he has tried. Touch of a rapist and a ton of beans for brains.

[The Cat]

Palace fans having a ruck with each other was the most entertaining part of the first half. They were proper going for it for a while.

[BotleySaint]

Nice run around for the lads. Crystal Palace cruising around. No problem for them today. Looks like we've accepted relegation. 

[Manuel]

This stream has been faultless if anyone needs one for the second half [WARNING - IT COMES WITH A PORNO POP UP]

https://weaksports.xyz/footy/ch11.php

[Saint Fan CaM]

This is an amble on a Sunday afternoon performance. Not looking like we’re anywhere near scoring a goal. Even when we’re in front of goal nobody knows what to do…shocking really at this level. Don’t deserve to stay up.

[Boris Karloff]

Despite all the negativity on here, I don't think that first half was too bad. Created some good openings, just a shame we can't finish anything. Looked fairly solid at the back.