Sheaf Saint Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 2 hours ago, revolution saint said: Saints 9 - Palace 0 Moi to score all 9 goals with assists from Diallo (7) and Bree (2) Christ! I had actually forgotten about him completely until you posted this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 12 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: Just going to leave these nice cliches here to piss you off on this fine Friday afternoon. If Moi plays then surely the fans would be the 11th man? 2 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 Just now, Sheaf Saint said: Christ! I had actually forgotten about him completely until you posted this. That's cos he's our secret weapon - much like the Spanish Inquisition no one expects Bree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 27 minutes ago, revolution saint said: That's cos he's our secret weapon - much like the Spanish Inquisition no one expects Bree. More Cheese Shop than Spanish Inquisition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Chez said: bite and pace? Blimey, he's a changed man since his loan at Stoke then, because he was slow and weak as piss when he left us. Third post I think, so no smart comebacks. 🙂 I _was_ comparing him to Mo.. and to be honest I think he was quicker than you give him credit for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 5 hours ago, Saint Garrett said: All fair points, but only a couple of years ago we hit the top of the premier league under Ralph with largely the same group. For reference this was the side that beat Newcastle to put us top...Mccarthy; KWP Bednarek Vestergaard Stephens; Djenepo Romeu JWP Armstrong; Walcott Adams. Only 4 of those players now not available for us, and I'd struggle to accept that you wouldn't have Bazunu over Macca, ABK over Vestergaard and Perraud over Stephens at LB. Only difference really is Romeu and an in form Armstrong. Of course Ings was a key part that season, and Bertrand was also playing, but you can see the pattern...experience. And messy systems / confidence and patterns of play. We had a proper drilled way of playing then, now we struggle to get up the pitch. The quality of football in the PL is not the same though is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Saint86 said: I don't think it will be - likely Mara again. What we'll probably do is play it in the air to Mara, then bring Tall Paul on and play it to his feet... Onuacho has only played more than 63 minutes in one game and his first 3 outings were in tough away fixtures @ Brentford, Chelsea and Leed,) where we had barely 40% possession, parked the bus for long periods and created very few shots / chances. Not really a fair chance to show up. He came with a goal scoring record, (and he didn't get that by always coming off the bench in the last 10 minutes). He deserves a proper start , and we should play him until he's on his knees, before subbing him off. We can't wait until our " theoretical relegation " before giving him game time alongside Ballard and Doyle (who also deserve minutes ). He signed in good faith, in the hope of playing in the Prem. and may end up being relegated without ever getting a shot on goal. Mara is very lightweight and shows occasional bursts of talent, but goes AWOL too often, and I often have to look to see where he is. Yes - he scored v. City, but in all fairness it was a great pass from Djenepo, direct onto his boot, and would have been more difficult to miss. For me Mara is still a work in progress, whilst Onuacho is an experienced player - almost 10 years his senior - with a proven goal scoring record. Whatever the logic of his " non-selection " is - it's a bit beyond me . 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 (edited) With availability as it is. I would like to see Sulemana and Dyjenpo/Edozie on the wings. Should cause problems. Then have Alcaraz playing through the middle and running in and around Tall Paul, who should be fucking used as an actual aerial target man ffs. Have JWP supporting and dopping off the right winger/CAM to whip crosses in etc and get men in and around the box. You would also like to think that a combination of Djenpo/Edozie and sulemana is going to win a lot of free kicks - or if defenders are scared to tackle, win us a lot of territory. Sadly i fear it will be more of this pass pass pass bollocks between bazuni, the back 4, and JWP. The concept of actually running with the ball and taking territory has been utterly coached out of the players lately. But that is exactly the kind of attacking bravery that we need right now. Passing in front of teams is like letting them lounge around on the beach with a cocktail in their hands for this level. No threat at all. Edited 14 April, 2023 by Saint86 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtikonSaint Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 53 minutes ago, david in sweden said: Onuacho has only played more than 63 minutes in one game and his first 3 outings were in tough away fixtures @ Brentford, Chelsea and Leed,) where we had barely 40% possession, parked the bus for long periods and created very few shots / chances. Not really a fair chance to show up. He came with a goal scoring record, (and he didn't get that by always coming off the bench in the last 10 minutes). He deserves a proper start , and we should play him until he's on his knees, before subbing him off. We can't wait until our " theoretical relegation " before giving him game time alongside Ballard and Doyle (who also deserve minutes ). He signed in good faith, in the hope of playing in the Prem. and may end up being relegated without ever getting a shot on goal. Mara is very lightweight and shows occasional bursts of talent, but goes AWOL too often, and I often have to look to see where he is. Yes - he scored v. City, but in all fairness it was a great pass from Djenepo, direct onto his boot, and would have been more difficult to miss. For me Mara is still a work in progress, whilst Onuacho is an experienced player - almost 10 years his senior - with a proven goal scoring record. Whatever the logic of his " non-selection " is - it's a bit beyond me . Agree...Big Paul's lack of game time is so weird .. didn't do too badly when he got on and his lack of fitness was probably the only worry. With 5 subs, it shouldn't be an issue. I like Mara... should develop into really useful forward, just needs a year with an experienced player to play off (guess Theo atm). Pity we're not in a situation to groom him (a la Che with Ingsy).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammon cheeks Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 Tall Paul has to start! He may not be pretty to watch but we need something different! . Sulemana and Moussa either side of him with Alcaraz just behind ....we need to be more direct ! Last chance, so we may aswell give it a go ! 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintZamboni Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 4 hours ago, SotonianWill said: Just going to leave these nice cliches here to piss you off on this fine Friday afternoon. They haven’t given us anything worth cheering for so long. That’s the difference between us and the newly promoted teams. Their fans are still enjoying being back in the premier and so backing your team is easier. We backed saints well after promotion because they’d built some credit with the fans. Now we’re done with them and being shit every week so showing up and being ‘up for it’ is beyond many. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 14 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 14 April, 2023 47 minutes ago, SaintZamboni said: They haven’t given us anything worth cheering for so long. That’s the difference between us and the newly promoted teams. Their fans are still enjoying being back in the premier and so backing your team is easier. We backed saints well after promotion because they’d built some credit with the fans. Now we’re done with them and being shit every week so showing up and being ‘up for it’ is beyond many. to get fans onboard you must provide entertainment, wins and most importantly to simply give 100%. with 23 points after 30 odd games no one claim those players have given anywhere near their all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 5 hours ago, VectisSaint said: More Cheese Shop than Spanish Inquisition. Good work. But you have to be a Python enthusiast of a certain vintage to appreciate it. No one expects the comfy chair … 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 I feel so uninterested in the season now that I honestly couldn’t give a shit if we win, lose or draw. The outcome for the season is still going to be relegation, winning is just delaying it for another week. 🤣 If Saints lost I’d be annoyed all weekend but for the last couple of years at most it’s a shrug of the shoulders now. I’ve lost that much interest in watching average players trudge sideways for ninety minutes. 😅 I’ve been to poor non-league matches over the last few years than I have Saints, at least that’s value for money. 1-0 to Palace my prediction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted 14 April, 2023 Share Posted 14 April, 2023 Bazanu KWP, ABK, Bednarek, Perraud JWP, Lavia Djenepo, Alcaraz, Kamaldeen Theo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soggy Bottom Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 I would go for Mara up top at least he's scored 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 15 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2023 41 minutes ago, Soggy Bottom said: I would go for Mara up top at least he's scored he’s played over 500 minutes for that goal 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvictaSaint Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 7 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: he’s played over 500 minutes for that goal Worth every second of the wait….😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 I'm just about at the stage where I don't give a toss any more. A win just delays the inevitable while allowing the optimistic among us to feel that twinge of hope. A hefty defeat would finally kill off that hope and put us out our misery. So I'm expecting the worst of all worlds where Saints take an early lead before conceding a late own goal equaliser after waves of Palace attacks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 At least today will most probably kill all hope off at last thank christ...even if we win it's just prolonging the inevitable unfortunately. How does selles record compare to the Welsh genius's one win in eight btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint NL Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Hard to get any enthusiasm for today. I fully expect Saints to somehow scrape a win and prolong the faint hopes of staying up. Is Zaha out? At least a rematch between him and JWP would provide some entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Curse of St Mary's Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 I'd like to see a 4-3-3 with Sulemana and Edozie supporting Tall Paul with a midfield three of Lavia, JWP and Charly but I suspect we will get the usual dross line up and tactics i.e. elynoussi, Walcott and Mara. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Do or die (mk 5) today.......surely this is 'must win'...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 9 minutes ago, The Curse of St Mary's said: I'd like to see a 4-3-3 with Sulemana and Edozie supporting Tall Paul with a midfield three of Lavia, JWP and Charly but I suspect we will get the usual dross line up and tactics i.e. elynoussi, Walcott and Mara. Elyonoussi for me is the worst culprit he offers nothing he's done better recently but there's never any end product! Why do managers persist with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 15 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2023 4 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: surely this is 'must win'...? How dare you say that. Language like that isn’t allowed here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 15 April, 2023 Author Share Posted 15 April, 2023 (edited) What does this even mean 😂 not winning in the last five games makes him confident we’ll stay up Edited 15 April, 2023 by SotonianWill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 3 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: What does this even mean 😂 not winning in the last five games makes him confident we’ll stay up So we've one two games in eight is that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangelyBrown Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Unfortunately we've not got enough goals I'm us to win and Selles knows it - so it will be another cautious performance hoping to keep a clean sheet and nick a goal from a mistake, set piece or penalty. We've got too many mistakes in us for this strategy to ever work so sadly I think this will be the game that kills us off. For some mental reason I've still got hope that I'm wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derry Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 27 minutes ago, Mr X said: Elyonoussi for me is the worst culprit he offers nothing he's done better recently but there's never any end product! Why do managers persist with him? Because he's the sort of nice bloke that nods his head to everybody, three bags full sir and appears to agree with everybody, so he gets picked. He's still a fucking nothing player and he wouldn't get in my reserves reserves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 (edited) 39 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Do or die (mk 5) today.......surely this is 'must win'...? Sorry the forum experts have already stated that this game is absolutely not a must win. So as this is not a must win then a plucky draw or even a noble defeat is all absolutely fine because we'd still be on course for Premier League safety anyway 👍👍👍👍👍 Edited 15 April, 2023 by CB Fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Whatever happens today is going to cause annoyance all round. Play like sh1t and get stuffed - annoying. Play an absolute stonker of a game and win 4-0 - annoying it wasn’t done sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintZamboni Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Mr X said: So we've one two games in eight is that right? ‘I think it is a fact’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 1 hour ago, LeBizzier69 said: Whatever happens today is going to cause annoyance all round. Play like sh1t and get stuffed - annoying. Play an absolute stonker of a game and win 4-0 - annoying it wasn’t done sooner. Just need to win. Don't care how we do it, just have to win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefizzy14 Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 We simply have to win today. Onuachu to start up top and to be supported by Sulemana, Alcaraz and Walcott. COYR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 20 minutes ago, Lee On Solent Saint said: Just need to win. Don't care how we do it, just have to win. Our only chance is eleven palace players getting sent off, can we make that happen? 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 4 hours ago, Soggy Bottom said: I would go for Mara up top at least he's scored Take it you weren’t at West Ham then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 On 14/04/2023 at 08:03, Fitzhugh Fella said: I dread 2 o’ clock and the unveiling of the team almost as much as the kick off. Just want to see 11 players who give blood while looking like they really want to attack. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve spent 2hours driving to Southampton, and then ask myself ‘why did I bother ?’ on seeing the line up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 2 hours ago, Mr X said: Elyonoussi for me is the worst culprit he offers nothing he's done better recently but there's never any end product! Why do managers persist with him? I’m not a fan of Ely by any means, but to his credit you do at least see someone who puts a bit of effort in, tracking back etc. No end product of course, I agree, but there is some honest endeavour there, albeit with limited ability. Compare that with say, Aribo, where he seems to just casually saunter around without any sense of urgency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 4 hours ago, SotonianWill said: he’s played over 500 minutes for that goal Makes Mara a prolific scorer by current Saints standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 2 hours ago, CB Fry said: So as this is not a must win then a plucky draw or even a noble defeat is all absolutely fine because we'd still be on course for Premier League safety anyway 👍👍👍👍👍 You really are ponderously unfunny. Give the sarcastic humour a rest for once, could you please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 4 minutes ago, Toussaint said: Makes Mara a prolific scorer by current Saints standards Start of a run perhaps. He might become Micky Evans MkII 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Tuning in for this one from a bar in Bangkok. The omens are not good: last time I watched a game here we lost 0-6 to Chelsea. Tempted to make a deal with the gods of football: if we win by 3 goals I'll shag a ladyboy. But only if she/he is wearing a nuns outfit. (Although I wouldn't, because desperate as I am for a win, there are limits). (Plus, my wife wouldn't let me). COYRs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 14 minutes ago, Suhari said: Tuning in for this one from a bar in Bangkok. The omens are not good: last time I watched a game here we lost 0-6 to Chelsea. Tempted to make a deal with the gods of football: if we win by 3 goals I'll shag a ladyboy. But only if she/he is wearing a nuns outfit. (Although I wouldn't, because desperate as I am for a win, there are limits). (Plus, my wife wouldn't let me). COYRs! How long had you been married before you discovered her secret? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Here ive saved everyone the bother: About 10 minutes to wait to see a teamsheet of Moi and Co. Feel angry, defeated Start ok, nothing special Trying desperately not to lose, barely attack Concede Get overrun for a while Look slightly better for 2 minutes Concede a second Subs Have a 5 minute "purple patch" Concede again 10 mins left rage at the lack of urgency Stoppage time passing it slowly around Final whistle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpin4rizeal Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Pretty obvious what we are gonna get.. shitty possession based 442 with moi and Theo as first names on the team sheet 😡 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 2 minutes ago, OttawaSaint said: Here ive saved everyone the bother: About 10 minutes to wait to see a teamsheet of Moi and Co. Feel angry, defeated Start ok, nothing special Trying desperately not to lose, barely attack Concede Get overrun for a while Look slightly better for 2 minutes Concede a second Subs Have a 5 minute "purple patch" Concede again 10 mins left rage at the lack of urgency Stoppage time passing it slowly around Final whistle Yep. Probably this. Plus: last 10 minutes, they're sitting deep and we're playing keep ball between CBs and GK. Good for the completed passes stats though. Not optimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Moi doesn't start!!! Aribo does!!! OMG! 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 I assume Göztepe are starting all their fixtures without naming a recognised striker in their first teams? Must be some kind of multi club Sports Republic thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nta786 Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Just now, OttawaSaint said: Moi doesn't start!!! Aribo does!!! OMG! 😂 Aribo is the just the latest deckchair to be reshuffled from the storage cupboard on the Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obelisk Posted 15 April, 2023 Share Posted 15 April, 2023 Selles going for a point then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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