Toussaint Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 53 minutes ago, Wade Garrett said: I don’t think we’ll get 30. I have us finishing on 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 3 hours ago, ant said: If anyone's a glutton for punishment and desperate for a ticket for tomorrow, I've just had to put my seat up on the exchange. 42, V, 1095. 1 hour ago, LeBizzier69 said: Northam? I’m 42, V, 1093… Get a room FFS 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 Just now, SotonianWill said: Get a room FFS Imagine if both of them had been going back to the pub after games with their groups of mates and having the same conversation about the bloke 2 seats away being an annoying prick. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 27 minutes ago, The Cat said: Imagine if both of them had been going back to the pub after games with their groups of mates and having the same conversation about the bloke 2 seats away being an annoying prick. I don’t socialise at games. I watch them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 26 minutes ago, LeBizzier69 said: I don’t socialise at games. I watch them. Christ, you must have been bored shitless the last 18 months. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 6 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Christ, you must have been bored shitless the last 18 months. It’s the beers and post-match events that get me through. Regardless, it’s not been easy. But since when has being a saints fan been anything other than? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HnycS Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 (edited) 12 hours ago, SotonianWill said: rumour has it selles set up the team that game… Suspect using simple deductive logic it is more than a rumour. Here is the deductive logic every other game under Nathan Jones was a disaster class from start to finish. Yet miraculously we beat City. Albeit City failed to show up, doubt we will see that again in the premier game, lightning rarely strikes twice. Edited 7 April, 2023 by HnycS Grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabrice29 Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 57 minutes ago, HnycS said: Suspect using simple deductive logic it is more than a rumour. Here is the deductive logic every other game under Nathan Jones was a disaster class from start to finish. Yet miraculously we beat City. Albeit City failed to show up, doubt we will see that again in the premier game, lightning rarely strikes twice. Yes because everything we know about Nathan Jones tells us he would happily sit back and let an assistant he's never worked with before take control of the team set up on his first meeting with one of the greatest managers of all time. He was a passive, let others take control type of person wasn't he? Utterly moronic if you believe that tosh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HnycS Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 1 hour ago, Fabrice29 said: Yes because everything we know about Nathan Jones tells us he would happily sit back and let an assistant he's never worked with before take control of the team set up on his first meeting with one of the greatest managers of all time. He was a passive, let others take control type of person wasn't he? Utterly moronic if you believe that tosh. Well maybe you are right, maybe the statistically best manger in Europe had a sudden impulse to change the personnel and tactics completely from all the previous Southampton games he was in charge as a one off experiment, then reverted back to his game plan afterwards including another disaster class for the next round of the EFL? Or perhaps was forced into it by resting players for PL games and got lucky. We will probably never know for sure, until JWP's tell all biography comes out 😃. But go with me here which would be more surprising that he did that entirely of his own volition, or that he consulted with his chief coach who had been coaching the squad for longer and new the squad better? Maybe Jones was willing to listen to others, in which case that makes Jones a bit less of a moron than you, don't you think? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 Sold out, apparently. I think we all know why that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabrice29 Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 46 minutes ago, HnycS said: Well maybe you are right, maybe the statistically best manger in Europe had a sudden impulse to change the personnel and tactics completely from all the previous Southampton games he was in charge as a one off experiment, then reverted back to his game plan afterwards including another disaster class for the next round of the EFL? Or perhaps was forced into it by resting players for PL games and got lucky. We will probably never know for sure, until JWP's tell all biography comes out 😃. But go with me here which would be more surprising that he did that entirely of his own volition, or that he consulted with his chief coach who had been coaching the squad for longer and new the squad better? Maybe Jones was willing to listen to others, in which case that makes Jones a bit less of a moron than you, don't you think? We won all 3 games that week including one before the City game. There was no sudden impulse to change tactics or reverting of game plans but shock horror a game in the middle of the week and between 2 others including one against relegation rivals a couple of days later did involve some change of personnel and even more of a shock a game against one of the best sides in country meant we had a different plan to the ones against Palace and Everton. But yeah, some weird conspiracy theory that for a reason nobody has explained yet, Jones thought ‘ah go on Ruben, I’ve just picked up my first win and we have a massive game at the weekend, but you take charge of this one fella.’ probably feels much more logical. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorne Malvo Posted 7 April, 2023 Share Posted 7 April, 2023 3-0 loss coming up I feel. Is Haaland back? - if so that won't help matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 14:41, gammon cheeks said: Big Paul up front ...Orsic , Sulemana either side ...Alcaraz, Lavia , Prowse ,...Kwp, Caleta car , Bednerak,Perraud,....Bazunu. No chance of this happening though ! Be a boring and defensive team again ! Any team that lines up with DCC and Bednarek at this level is getting thumped sadly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Even with / without Haaland , their bench is strong enough to get the points. Champions League is the only trophy that Pep really wants to win and he may play it safe as Bayern won't be a pushover . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamSaintJames Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Ultimately we don’t deserve to stay up. We’re bottom for a reason. We don’t fight against the teams we should be beating, but for some reason we’ll give our all not to get smashed by the bigger teams and suddenly pull out s result. It would be very Saintsy for us to get a scrappy backs to the wall 1-0 win this evening and then lose 1-0 at home to Palace next week. Kind of sums our season up. It’s the hope that kills you. Either put in a shift every game for the rest of the season or don’t bother at all and get it done and dusted either way. 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 9 hours ago, HnycS said: Well maybe you are right, maybe the statistically best manger in Europe had a sudden impulse to change the personnel and tactics completely from all the previous Southampton games he was in charge as a one off experiment, then reverted back to his game plan afterwards including another disaster class for the next round of the EFL? Or perhaps was forced into it by resting players for PL games and got lucky. We will probably never know for sure, until JWP's tell all biography comes out 😃. But go with me here which would be more surprising that he did that entirely of his own volition, or that he consulted with his chief coach who had been coaching the squad for longer and new the squad better? Maybe Jones was willing to listen to others, in which case that makes Jones a bit less of a moron than you, don't you think? All the great performances were because of Erwin Koeman and all the terrible ones were down to Ronald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Haaland to get another 3? Insurance bet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 9 hours ago, Lighthouse said: Sold out, apparently. I think we all know why that is. What sign are you taking? I've gone a bit more obscure because everyone else will be asking for Haaland, De Bruyne, Grealish etc. Mine says "Nathan can I have your shirt. It would Make my day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Man City are all hype. Haaland is bang average, he's no good in the air and too easily knocked off the ball, he's just not strong enough for the Premier League - he's like a slow Adam Armstrong without the football brain. As for De Bruyne, Grealish and Foden, they have no end product so it's easy to defend, you just need to back off them and let them run at you, they rarely create anything. Comfortable home win, hopefully the nurses will let me watch it. 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 12 minutes ago, The Cat said: What sign are you taking? I've gone a bit more obscure because everyone else will be asking for Haaland, De Bruyne, Grealish etc. Mine says "Nathan can I have your shirt. It would Make my day." Man City fans do love to bang on about their crowd being 'proper mancs' unlike United but that's already now just a distant memory. Only a few years back you'd have been hard pushed to see anyone wearing a city top down south, now you see kids...and grown men...in shirts all over. They'll no doubt be City fans in the home stands tonight but they won't be from Manchester, they'll be their 'new fans' from around the south. My niece's nipper is a classic example. Him and his mates at school were big Saints fans not long ago, he's now 'City', his mates are a mixture of big club fans, "Saints are shit". 5 years of being mostly shit does that to kids when they're taking stick at school by others that have already fallen by the wayside. Another lost generation of young fans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 30 minutes ago, alehouseboys said: Man City fans do love to bang on about their crowd being 'proper mancs' unlike United but that's already now just a distant memory. Only a few years back you'd have been hard pushed to see anyone wearing a city top down south, now you see kids...and grown men...in shirts all over. They'll no doubt be City fans in the home stands tonight but they won't be from Manchester, they'll be their 'new fans' from around the south. My niece's nipper is a classic example. Him and his mates at school were big Saints fans not long ago, he's now 'City', his mates are a mixture of big club fans, "Saints are shit". 5 years of being mostly shit does that to kids when they're taking stick at school by others that have already fallen by the wayside. Another lost generation of young fans. I blame the parents. Have to say my kids friends are mostly Saints fans. Any time we get a result against a bigger club I ask if they know any fans of that team and the answer is normally no, although I met a kid recently who apparently supports Saints and Man City! I remember plenty of Liverpool fans down south in the 80's and then Man Utd fans in the 90's. Some kids will just want to support a successful team to bask in the reflective glory. Probably to cover up their own insecurities or something. No doubt they'll get shit from the Saints fans they know calling them glory hunters or whatever. They have no answer to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said: Haaland to get another 3? Insurance bet? I’ll definitely be going Citeh win and over 4.5 goals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 1 hour ago, alehouseboys said: Man City fans do love to bang on about their crowd being 'proper mancs' unlike United but that's already now just a distant memory. Only a few years back you'd have been hard pushed to see anyone wearing a city top down south, now you see kids...and grown men...in shirts all over. They'll no doubt be City fans in the home stands tonight but they won't be from Manchester, they'll be their 'new fans' from around the south. My niece's nipper is a classic example. Him and his mates at school were big Saints fans not long ago, he's now 'City', his mates are a mixture of big club fans, "Saints are shit". 5 years of being mostly shit does that to kids when they're taking stick at school by others that have already fallen by the wayside. Another lost generation of young fans. This is part of the reason I love our club despite all the shit that goes with it. I’d hate to become a club loved by everyone (or anyone as it is now!). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 1 hour ago, The Cat said: I blame the parents. Have to say my kids friends are mostly Saints fans. Any time we get a result against a bigger club I ask if they know any fans of that team and the answer is normally no, although I met a kid recently who apparently supports Saints and Man City! I remember plenty of Liverpool fans down south in the 80's and then Man Utd fans in the 90's. Some kids will just want to support a successful team to bask in the reflective glory. Probably to cover up their own insecurities or something. No doubt they'll get shit from the Saints fans they know calling them glory hunters or whatever. They have no answer to that. Agree, and some of the teachers! They come from all over and give the kids grief for supporting their local club as much as the glory-hunting plastics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 33 minutes ago, LeBizzier69 said: This is part of the reason I love our club despite all the shit that goes with it. I’d hate to become a club loved by everyone (or anyone as it is now!). One of the percs of the Nathan Jones "era" (2 months). He was a right c*unt who made a lot of clubs hate us. Sadly, he became so unlikeable even we ended up hating him but thats besides the point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 These are the games we often look better in, mainly because they won't sit back and force us to play in front of them - there will be space to play in the final third, and because of that it will create the illusion that we look better than we actually are. (not that we'll do anything with that space, mind) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefizzy14 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 (edited) I just hope we put in a full of energy and battling performance today - COYR Edited 8 April, 2023 by davefizzy14 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totton Saint Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Play the "B" team. The so called first eleven do not deserve to play (assuming the B team do not have a fixture.) Mind you some of Selees's picks are B team standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvictaSaint Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 What’s the betting Elyounoussi starts…. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 7 minutes ago, InvictaSaint said: What’s the betting Elyounoussi starts…. Almost certainly. Which is OK as I'd rather we brought Sullemana on from the bench. Having said that though, won't Moi be fasting? Maybe Selles will drop him if he doesn't think he'll have the energy levels for the full 90. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 21 minutes ago, InvictaSaint said: What’s the betting Elyounoussi starts…. Not a Moi fan myself, but from an off the ball point of view he has his uses today, as he's a bit more disciplined than our other attackers. Not great mind you, as when we do get a random foray in their half we do need to have someone with the ability to create something! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefizzy14 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 2 minutes ago, S-Clarke said: Not a Moi fan myself, but from an off the ball point of view he has his uses today, as he's a bit more disciplined than our other attackers. Not great mind you, as when we do get a random foray in their half we do need to have someone with the ability to create something! I still think Moi playing in a three in the midfield would be best suited to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJackoInHurworth Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 In the real world everyone recognises we have absolutely no chance of getting anything from today's match... except that a battling performance, low scoreline and maybe even a goal could all give us some encouragement for the remaining fixtures. Of course, every now and then a side near the bottom will pull of a surprise result against a top team and I'm sure we all hope and dream that today might be that day for us - even if in our heart of hearts we all know it won't happen! Nevertheless, the dream is nice!!! What is perhaps slightly more significant on a day like today is what will happen in the other matches. If other teams around us also do badly, a narrow defeat against City won't be the end of the world. Whereas if the teams with whom we are competing to avoid relegation get good results and we get hammered the despondency around Saints will grow and the task will seem even more impossible. Hopefully, other results will go our way: Man Utd must surely beat Everton - I say it will be 2-0. Villa are on form, Forest dropping like a stone so that won must surely end in a big win for Villa - I say 3-0 to Villa. Fulham v West Ham is much less clear-cut with Fulham's form dipping while West Ham's win against us gave them hope (that was fortunately smashed away by their midweek defeat) - I predict 1-1 but a win for Fulham would be great. Leicester v Bournemouth is obviously of major interest and I fear we don't want either club to gain any confidence from it. A 0-0 draw with dodgy defending, poor finishing and crowd discontent from both sets of supporters would be great. I'm not sure it will be quite as a good an outcome as that but a 1-1 draw seems a realistic result. Wolves v Chelsea is hard to predict but hopefully Chelsea will demonstrate a new manager bounce and perform for Lampard. I'm going for 1-2 to Chelsea. With all those scorelines, we could go into our game against City knowing that whatever the result we will not be set adrift... at least not yet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvictaSaint Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 (edited) 29 minutes ago, S-Clarke said: Not a Moi fan myself, but from an off the ball point of view he has his uses today, as he's a bit more disciplined than our other attackers. Not great mind you, as when we do get a random foray in their half we do need to have someone with the ability to create something! Agree on both counts. And that’s the massive frustration. At WHU last Sunday he made one fantastic defensive recovery run and blocked would have been a decent opportunity. But in the final third….🤦♂️…..and that’s the worry. I can see more of a reason to start him today than last game. But there’s a big part of me - given how very, very good City are - that thinks it’s just delaying the inevitable. And what merit is there in bringing Sulemana on when we’re 2, 3 or 4 down? Given where we are and how many points there are left to gain I’d rather we took a few risks early on and then hopefully get something to defend. Edited 8 April, 2023 by InvictaSaint Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 City to score 4 or more at 5/1. Haaland hatrick at 7/2. May as well try and make some more money from our sorry demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keef Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 3 hours ago, rallyboy said: Man City are all hype. Haaland is bang average, he's no good in the air and too easily knocked off the ball, he's just not strong enough for the Premier League - he's like a slow Adam Armstrong without the football brain. As for De Bruyne, Grealish and Foden, they have no end product so it's easy to defend, you just need to back off them and let them run at you, they rarely create anything. Comfortable home win, hopefully the nurses will let me watch it. NURSE!!! He's out of bed again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Right ..... Haaland red card after 15 mins, De Bruyne own goal on 40mins. Big Paul screaming powered headed goal just on half time. And then we lose 2-4. 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 1 hour ago, InvictaSaint said: What’s the betting Elyounoussi starts…. 1000000000000000000/1 on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 2 hours ago, InvictaSaint said: What’s the betting Elyounoussi starts…. Bolted on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkoksaint Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 We’re potentially 6 points adrift before we kick off. Statistically this season we’ve taken around 7 games to accumulate 6 points. With 8 games left I think the fat lady has sung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 7 minutes ago, bangkoksaint said: We’re potentially 6 points adrift before we kick off. Statistically this season we’ve taken around 7 games to accumulate 6 points. With 8 games left I think the fat lady has sung. She has, pre match talk seems to be on whether we can avoid another 9-0 rather than win the game , sad indication of where we are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 2 hours ago, The Kraken said: Bolted on. Nah, what's that special welding technique NASA use to attach the re-entry tiles onto the underside of a shuttle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 12 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Nah, what's that special welding technique NASA use to attach the re-entry tiles onto the underside of a shuttle? The one where they fall off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvictaSaint Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 4 hours ago, InvictaSaint said: What’s the betting Elyounoussi starts…. Wish I’d put money on it now….🤣🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvictaSaint Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 (edited) Edited 8 April, 2023 by InvictaSaint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Saint Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Starting XI: Bazunu, Maitland-Niles, Bella-Kotchap, Bednarek, Walker-Peters, Lavia, Ward-Prowse [c], Elyounoussi, Walcott, Alcaraz, Kamaldeen. Subs: McCarthy, Ćaleta-Car, Perraud, Diallo, Djenepo, S. Armstrong, Edozie, Mara, Onuachu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 41 minutes ago, JRM said: She has, pre match talk seems to be on whether we can avoid another 9-0 rather than win the game , sad indication of where we are. Now Bournemouth are sharing our 9-0 record we need to up our game to reclaim that one, only got 9 games to do it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 I reckon Selles should be sacked. What a fucking fraud. Joke of a manager. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archers Road Stand Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 Fuck off Ruben. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 8 April, 2023 Share Posted 8 April, 2023 (edited) Elyafuckinshytussi utterly utterly pointless footballer and powderpuff shot walcott Ffs #goalfest Edited 8 April, 2023 by tdmickey3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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