West Ham 1-0 Saints - Match Thread

[OttawaSaint]

Death by a squad of 25 cunts...

[FarehamSaintJames]

West Ham had won before the game kicked off. £10 up. Not much but it softens the blow.

Easiest money I’ve made for the last couple of years.

[Saint Matty 76]

Just now, Archers Road Stand said:

Alcaraz has been awful. 

So bad. Such a strange 50/50 player.

[obelisk]

Saints just have no attacking threat at all.

[whelk]

Just now, Suhari said:

Fucking hell. The Porch and Koeman years are such a distant memory.

Give me the Puel year over this shite

[bangkoksaint]

It’s okay as some said this wasn’t a must win game. Phew…..that’s lucky 🙄

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, trousers said:

We've been doomed to relegation since Jones was shown the door but this performance puts the seal on the envelope.

Very true. The fact the next 6 or so sides have been terrible has provided a little bit of false hope.

Reality is, we have been very poor for so long and deserve relegation.

In 2005 I was absolutely gutted, this time - meh

[Suhari]

Tall Paul bar!

[obelisk]

Tall Paul against the bar.

[Southner]

FUCK! 

[Micky]

According to Alan Smith we are still well in the mix, even if we lose this one. Really? 

[Mr X]

Just now, macca155 said:

Onuachu really isn't very good is he. Who in the club thought he was worth 20 million plus.

Desperate panic buy as is always the way with saints 

[Saint Matty 76]

Put a good ball into the box and our 6’7 striker nearly scores, who’d have thought?

Edited 2 April, 2023 by Saint Matty 76

[Saint_clark]

Taking Walcott off was a mistake. A sub which emulates the reason we're in this mess - sacrificing experience for youthful potential. 

[OttawaSaint]

Ohhhh God. Whyyhh...no one to tap it in!

[obelisk]

Five minutes left of the season and finally Tall Paul gets a chance from a cross.

[obelisk]

KWP should have done better with the rebound.

[Saint_clark]

"what a moment that would have been for the youngster"

He's 28 you clueless prick.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Onauchu nearly gifting them a penalty by waving his fucking arms about like stupid goon. He’s absolutely rubbish too…destined never to score in a Saints shirt.

[LiberalCommunist]

The frame is still shaking! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 

[Nemi]

2 minutes ago, Archers Road Stand said:

Alcaraz has been awful. 

At least he is trying to make things happen, but as usual everyone is on their heels stood still

[hackedoff]

5 minutes ago, adrian lord said:

We really have bought some utter rubbish. God knows how we’re going to get rid of them all.

Webuyanyplayer.com

[Mr X]

West ham will probably bag a second on the break now as we get desperate 

[OttawaSaint]

Couldn't just get a little bit of luck and it go bar down into the goal. Fuck!!

[Suhari]

Get it fucking forward.

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Three minutes? What the fuck??

[BotleySaint]

Another comfortable defeat. Relegation certain. Club needs a reset. 

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Mr X said:

West ham will probably bag a second on the break now as we get desperate 

We won't play desperate though. These dicks probably think they're mid table. 

[Archers Road Stand]

This will be a comfortable 3 minutes for West Ham. 

Selles OUT. Ankersen OUT. Semmens OUT and Sport Republic OUT. 

[Saint_clark]

Stop fucking padding out your pass completion stats you cunts.

[OttawaSaint]

Three minutes for all those subs?!?!

[DG]

1 minute ago, Mr X said:

West ham will probably bag a second on the break now as we get desperate 

The players aren’t desperate though, they haven’t got out of their deck chairs.

[obelisk]

This is hopeless.

[BotleySaint]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Three minutes for all those subs?!?!

Would it make any difference if they added 10? Why allow time for West Ham to get a second. 

[Ed Rooney]

Ward prowse has been quality at the back today 

[Chez]

2 minutes ago, Micky said:

According to Alan Smith we are still well in the mix, even if we lose this one. Really? 

No. 

[Southner]

"Where do Southampton go from here...?"

The fucking Championship. 

[OttawaSaint]

WHU go up to 14th.

Saints, you utter shower if twats.

[SotonianWill]

well we’ve had the ball quite a bit. next time I hope they try and actually do something with it mind

[Suhari]

Just now, obelisk said:

This is hopeless.

Like the whole season.

[Saint_clark]

This result hasn't finished us but the lack of effort from the players has. They don't give a fuck if we go down, they're just waiting for the transfer window.

[obelisk]

West Ham have been pretty poor but they're winning this with ease.

[Wade Garrett]

Another fuck-up from Selles.  Fucking fraud.

When he took Mara off, we didn’t have a centre-forward on the pitch until the next lot of subs and Tall Paul coming on.

The bloke is an onion.

[Mr X]

We have shown zero desire and inventiveness today 

[Micky]

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

Three minutes for all those subs?!?!

Think of it as a blessing, we could play for another 3 days and not score. 

[Saint86]

Ofc, the other alternative was we had just kept Ralph and SR actually got us a good striker and some CDM cover in the summer. 

Its a very long way back from here now. Many years before we see players like Lavia playing for saints again. Get to watch our kids knicked off us in the lower leagues now.

[Saint Gifford]

5 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Very true. The fact the next 6 or so sides have been terrible has provided a little bit of false hope.

Reality is, we have been very poor for so long and deserve relegation.

In 2005 I was absolutely gutted, this time - meh

We were doomed the minute “David Icke” walked in the door.
 

Those were the games where we should have picked up points and secured 17th minimum. 

[sandwichsaint]

Sorry for the travelling fans, players should reimburse them the ticket money, absolute shitshow of a must win game.

[striker]

Just awful

[SotonianWill]

swapping shirts in the middle of the pitch, give me strength